Mastermind

Welcome to the grand adventure You'll want it fast but you'll take it slow Welcome to the cave of sorrow that every other one knows I understand you want some answers so you're casting out the line I gotta tell you that being truthful takes up too much of my time Always have the best hallucinations, baby Cobras and fire You could raise the setting sun You're naked number one I've never loved a dirty omen quite like you You can worship on the worm or crash the car and burn I'm pretty sure we'll get what we deserve Always have the best hallucinations, baby Cobras and fire Shake your thing in horny celebration Honk if you love my lies She's got her fuel pump and her razor wire She's got me running like a three-legged dog She's got her space rock and She's got her holy war That mule is biting at my nipple all day I'm like the last boy in the acid bath I feel my mind just slipping away She's got her space rock and her holy war That mule is biting at my nipple all day Always have the best hallucinations, baby Cobras and fire Shake your thing in horny celebration Honk if you love my lies

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026

Back in the day when I was paying for sleep and I, I couldn't get much ground I was eating black planets whole and I didn't hear that sound Because of what I did and who I am, because I love it, God damn true I put my head on the atomic pile and I did it all for you Baby, babe I think I lost my mind, now I've been cryogenic for a long, long time Bored for a thousand years, you gotta get me out of here I don't want to rape the world today Use all your filthy words, the greatest sound I've ever heard They keep my heart and soul so blown away Do your space rock voodoo-burn, give me your naked show When they pulled me out of my plane crash, I told them I was ready to go I'm a pumped out freak on a big wheel and I'm crossing a frontier of lies For you baby, for you baby, just let me crawl inside your mind Baby, babe I think I lost my mind, now I've been cryogenic for a long, long time Bored for a thousand years, you gotta get me out of here I don't want to love the world today Use all your filthy words, the greatest sound I've ever heard They keep my heart and soul so blown away

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026

I, I can't sleep at night Cause that's the only time when I feel truly free And I just want to drive my car I dont know where I'm going but at least I ain't standing still I'm feeling nervous and my doctor says to me "Boy, that ain't nothing that a pill won't cure" Me, this is all about me I'm a buzz-word, bluetooth jerk-off on TV And I ain't gonna try too hard I wanna win a contest and break off my pieces of the American dream Give me a bonus 'cause the world has fried my head I just want what I deserve Dig that hole I said to dig that hole, baby I, I want to start a fire Fly a jet, save a dog or get paid for being right But I can't understand this world The kids just seem to wanna spray pain't the word "nigga" on the wall Guess I forgive them for they know not what they do In a society that's lost it's cool Dig that hole C'mon, c'mon dig that hole

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026

When your mind goes blank in the pouring rain And you can't get back on your feet again Well, your girlfriend tells you the world is dead And it just ain't workin' inside your head Now get along, little doggie, get on No one else is gonna sing your song You can fuck recovery 'Cause you're already gone I'm a stoned jet fighter with a heart of gold Well, I'm really mad and I'm really old And I rule this planet from high above And it's time I sacrificed all my love And if you don't like what you see Go ahead and take it out on me I'm the big pig apocalypse And I ain't hard to please I'm a stoned jet fighter with a heart of gold And I rule this planet from high above Well, I take what I take because I want what I want And tonight I'm gonna rock with the gods and punks Well, I'm a stoned jet fighter with a heart of gold And I rule this planet from high above Well, I take what I take because I want what I want Tonight I'm gonna rock with the gods and punks Rock on When your mind goes blank in the pouring rain And you can't get back on your feet again And your girlfriend tells you the world is dead And it just ain't workin' inside your head Now get along, little doggie get on No one else is gonna sing your song You can fuck recovery 'Cause you're already gone I'm a stoned jet fighter with a heart of gold And I rule this planet from high above And I take what I take because I want what I want And tonight I'm gonna rock with the gods and punks I'm a stoned jet fighter with a heart of gold And I rule this planet from high above And I take what I take because I want what I want And tonight I'm gonna rock with the gods and punks Rock on Gods and punks Gods and punks Gods and punks Gods and punks Gods and punks Gods and punks Gods and punks Gods and

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026

Hey kids, don't look inside 'cause there ain't nothing to see Just a man and his magic box He's hypnotized and bulging A prisoner of his own sloth A fiery, hound of hell is headed straight for me But it's OK, I invited him in He knows more than I do Well, the sun comes up as a lump of coal and the palm trees catch on fire And you tap your confession on a cold, dead phone and you realize that you're a liar There ain't nobody wanna follow you and there ain't no Fantastic Four And if we're talking the God's honest truth, she don't think about you no more No one looks into the eye of the Gorgon and lives Uh, uh, baby, that's just not the way things works Not for this jerk Peeking out of my shades I see a girl on a donkey But she's riding away No love today Well, the sun comes up like a lump of coal and the palm trees catch on fire And you tap your confession on a cold, dead phone and you realize that God's a liar But there ain't nobody wanna follow you and there ain't no Fantastic Four And if we're talking the God's honest truth, she don't think about you no more Well, the sun comes up like a lump of coal and the palm trees catch on fire And you tap your confession on a cold, dead phone, hey, anyone can be a liar But there ain't nobody wanna follow you and there ain't no Fantastic Four And if we're talking the God's honest truth, she don't think about you no more

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026

In a world full of mud as far as you can see No one will love your sorry ass like me Hey, baby get in focus, I'm talking to you Crawl into this cave so you can spit out some truth I know your future's looking fine down at the Lord's hotel Well, you pissed out the candles on your birthday cake Come to me for the answer I'm your three headed snake Hey baby, need a doctor? Want a teacher? Need a scene? Punk rockers love what's in the Yoo Hoo machine You won't believe how much I'll care down at the Lord's hotel I know your future's looking fine. It's looking rosy as hell You gotta trust your mastermind and keep on ringing that bell I know your future's looking fine. It's looking rosy as hell You gotta trust your mastermind and keep on ringing that bell You won't believe how much I'll care down at the Lord's hotel You gotta love your mastermind

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026

Ice girl, she's waiting for me on the second moon If I can blast this crazy loop I'm gonna be there soon Did you hear your mother threw another sucker to the sun? Now he smells like the good old boys of Apollo One Mama, Mama tell me I ain't gonna die Maybe baby say you found the astro glide Hey, there ain't no pay 100 million miles away Mad God took my girl and made time stand still I used to hate that stony freak and now I always will Dead planets ain't no fun, I'm coming in way off time That constellation looks just like my baby's sweet behind Mama, Mama tell me I ain't gonna die Maybe baby say you found the astro glide Hey, there ain't no pay 100 million miles away Hey, there ain't no pay 100 million miles away Hey, there ain't no pay 100 million miles away

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026

Walking down the highway, I've got the Staff of Ra in my hand Gotta see some people gonna making sure that they understand Baby's got a fuzz box, I think that she should use it now Get this fucking bus in the air, I need me some chow The turbines' running and the moon is down Jolly Jack K is gonna nuke this town Baby's got a fuzz box I think that she's gonna use it now Come on, superstar, won't you throw this old dog a bone? I would hate to think of Venus spending her nights alone I can think of easier ways of paying my dues Choking on my chicken singing 21st century blues The man with the plan is always yanking on my wire I got three words for you now, perish in fire Frustrated, medicated, talk-a-streak American girls I love them in the tar pit I love them till the end of the world Come on, superstar, won't you throw this old dog a bone? I would hate to think of Venus spending her nights alone I can think of easier ways of paying my dues Choking on my chicken singing 21st century blues The man with the plan is always yanking on my wire I got three words for you now, perish in fire

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026

Darling, let me dry up all your tears How about Luna Park tonight and then Algiers? Remember how we stole the pharaohs' gold? We laughed at all the rubes as they got old That's all fine if you have a time machine But I broke mine, can't you see? Now I'm here on the edge of the world Missing you, it's true I'm missing you I think I'll go to 1969 I'll buy some comic books and replay my whole life Bills come in that we don't have to pay I can mend your heart when I change yesterday That's all fine if you have a time machine But I broke mine, can't you see? Now I'm here on the edge of the world Missing you, it's true I'm missing you That's all fine if you have a time machine But I broke mine, can't you see? Now I'm here on the edge of the world Missing you, it's true I'm missing you

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026

When the flood comes I ain't gonna drown I'm going on a mission I'm going on a mission When the world burns I ain't gonna die It's OK, it's OK Hallelujah brothers, Hallelujah girls Dancing in the fire with your flap jacks set on stun Press the button, baby Watch that bacon fry That's the way, that's the way Just the notion gets me off One more disaster and I'm gone When the planes fall from the sky you'll understand When the ocean turns to flame you'll understand When you watch my baby move you'll want to take her hand When Galactus eats your meds you'll fucking understand I can feel you coming from a million miles away You'll be cursing your libido come the judgment day Move, you little monkey, shake it for me more I can give you five before I shut the bedroom door When the planes fall from the sky you'll understand When the oceans start to boil you'll understand When you watch my baby move you'll want to take her hand When Galactus fucks your wife I think you'll understand

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026

Don't unpack your suitcase, I wouldn't guess you'd be staying long All the nighttime animals are telling me that I've lost your love We could have made it forever but I killed it right from the start I went on keeping my secrets leaving both of us with broken hearts I'm moving up to the moon now and baby it's a lonely life Taking notes and talking to your ghost and still staying up all night I could beat my brains out I could beg you to try and see But there ain't enough lies in this universe that could spin you back to me You had to see the creature and of course you couldn't understand You couldn't swallow that darkness You were just too scared I could beat my brains out I could beg you to try and see But there ain't enough lies in this universe that could spin you back to me You had to see the creature and of course you couldn't understand You couldn't swallow that darkness You were just too scared I could beat my brains out I could beg you to try and see But there ain't enough lies in this universe that could spin you back to me I showed you the creature and of course you couldn't take any more I put you in the darkness and I shut that door

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026

Bad bills and cherry bombs are falling out of my head I'm sitting before you, but I'm dead You got something I want, now honey but it ain't what I need Just tell the doctor let it bleed I'm sick of my own shit, darlin, I can't take no more Drag me out of my coma to the floor I'm all out of nothing, there's nothing today A burnt out magician with nothing to say I've got my pick of the floppers, that's right They're down at the store But they ain't got a heart beat Give me more I'm sick of the bullshit, baby I won't take no more Drag me out of my coma to the floor I'm all out of nothing, there's nothing today A burnt out magician with nothing to say Who wants a miracle? Who wants to know? I'm all out of nothing with nowhere to go The storm coming from miles away will be much different than yesterday Call out, baby and call out loud Your head's too cool to get lost in the crowd I'm sick of the bullshit, baby I can't take no more Drag me out of my coma to the floor I'm all out of nothing, there's nothing today A burnt out magician with nothing to say Who wants a miracle? Who wants to know? I'm all out of nothing with nowhere to go

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026

We're all sinking in our hearts now, people 100 screens upon the wall A pretty cloud of confusion come to cover us all You're smokin' hot mutation baby You nearly tanned yourself to death The way you learn that worm just makes me lose my breath Well pull me up and watch me fade Your dirty mind is driving me insane Those good old days ain't coming back again, oh, no Keep your eye upon the saucer, baby Ignore the world as it bleeds You've got your phone and your mirror, what else do you need? Well pull me up and watch me fade Your dirty mind is driving me insane Those good old days ain't coming back again Not while this hydra head keeps on raping my brain Well pull me up and watch me fade Your distored lies just say the same old thing Your piece of mind ain't coming back again Not while this hydra head keeps on raping my brain Well pull me up and watch me fade Your dirty mind is driving me insane Those good old days ain't coming back again Not while this hydra head keeps on raping my brain

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026

Now stick a pin in that old, fat sun Bring the a curtain down cross the sky This man can chew on some bubblegum And on that you can rely She waits outside my little hole I've been stuck here for a thousand years There's no way through without paying her toll And that's drowning in her hopeless tears I guess that's the price for being nice I got what I deserve I'm in love, I'm in love Midnight comes and I'm out of smokes But the dance has just begun That old raccoon is in the garbage can And your girlfriend is as good as done Yes, that's the way the taco folds 2 minus 1 is 1 I'm in love, I'm in love

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026