Dead Christmas

I crept up on my baby I laid down on my town I found a shrinking violet I crushed it into the ground I felt the heart of forever I held it over my head I said "fuck you" on Christmas And then they put me to bed And I'm never gonna tell you why I got my face in the furnace I got my snake in a sleeve God's drowned in a bowl of cereal I have to ask you to leave Roll up your expectations And feed them into my sleep I'll ask the master cylinder What kind of cookies he eats And I'm never gonna tell you why Sometimes my soul just moves so slow Like a dream a of diesel heart that just won't go, yeah There's a light that used to shine I breathed it all the time Now I wait on the edge of Mars but it just don't show, yeah I'll see you around, baby I'll see you around, baby I'll see you around, baby I'll see you around, baby So long here, baby So long here, baby So long here, baby So long here, baby, yeah Baby, yeah Baby, yeah Baby, yeah Baby, yeah I'll see you around, baby I'll see you around, baby I'll see you around, baby I'll see you around, baby So long here, baby

Submitted by MetalElf — Feb 23, 2026

Earspot in a cornfield We got a girl in an army coat Pull up the Gran Turino And play some music for the holy ghost Go go go Yeah baby smoke them bones Praise be to the Bullgod She got fleas stuck all over her skin Take a dive in the nose bleed And let the snake dance begin She licked a sheet of blotter Now she's breathing through her teeth Hissing like a snake with tits and Squirming up to me Go go go Yeah baby smoke them bones Go go go I'm so fucking stoned If Satan lived in Heaven he'd be me And acid dirty doves and stupid sheep That bone did triple I can make you see Rub that naked belly up to me Go go go Yeah baby smoke them bones Go go go I'm so fucking stoned If Satan lived in Heaven he'd be me And acid dirty doves and stupid sheep That bone did triple, I can make you see Rub that naked belly up to me Up to me yeah Up to me Up to me, yeah Up to me

Submitted by MetalElf — Feb 23, 2026

Bought another copy of fragile Seeds were bustin' up the spine I think I cracked my skull doin' airplanes Not too many but it's just fine Pussy scratching sniff in a playboy Christ i'm a good looking man Fifteen miles to cop on a stingrays Boys will gonna ride tonight Goofball's in the 70's nipples Gotta get our heads just right Sit me on the lap of the god's babe Cover me with skin and hair Bought another copy of zoso Seeds were bustin' up the spine I think i wet my pants doin' whiphits Not too many but it's just fine Sit me on the lap of the god's babe Cover me with skin and hair Ride a number one on the home train Screw you if you think i can't ......... smoke

Submitted by MetalElf — Feb 23, 2026

Saw your face last night on the tube Strong fine snake in a sucker's vacuum 15 clicks and it's time to say bye 15 trips and a love that won't die Me and myself killed a world today Me and myself got a world to save Broadcast dead revolution don't pay Strapped up freaks on the Lazarus plane I can tell just by the climate, and I can tell just by the style I was born and raised on Venus, and I may be here a while 'Cause every supersonic jerk-off who plugs into the game Is just like every subatomic genius who just invented pain I will deny you I will deny you baby I will deny you I will deny you baby I will deny you I will deny you baby I will deny you I will deny you baby Yeah yeah, yeah, wow Oh baby, I'm lazy Oh baby, introduce me to God Oh baby, I'm lazy Oh baby, set a place for the dog, for the dog Yeah, Oh Shut me off cause I go crazy with this planet in my hands Shut me off cause I go crazy with this planet in my hands Shut me off cause I go crazy with this planet in my hands Shut me off cause I go crazy with this planet in my hands I can tell just by the climate, and I can tell just by the style I was born and raised on Venus, and I may be here a while 'Cause every supersonic jerk-off who plugs into the game Is just like every subatomic genius who just invented pain I will deny you I will deny you baby I will deny you I will deny you baby I will deny you I will deny you baby I will deny you I will deny you baby Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wow Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Submitted by MetalElf — Feb 23, 2026