Jesus Built My Hotrod
"Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world So there was only one thing that I could do Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long" Ding dang a dong bong bing bong Ticky ticky thought of a gun Every time I try to do it all now, baby Am I on the run? Why, why, why, why, why, baby? If it's so evil then? Give me my time, with all my power Give it to me all again, wow Ding a ding a dang a dong dong ding dong everywhere I go Every time you tell me, baby When I settle down Got to get me a trailer park And hold my world around Why, why, why, why? Ding ding dong dong dong ding dong Dingy dingy son of a gun Half my time I tell you, baby Never am I all for sure Why, why, why, why, why, baby? Sicky sicky from within Every time I stick my finger on in ya You're a wild wild little town bitch Now how 'bout ding a dang dong dong dong ling long Dingy a dingy dong a down Every time you tell me, baby When I settle down Got to get me a trailer park And hold my world around Why, why, why, why? In my dang a ding a ding a ding dong A sticky sticky son of a gun Ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong Why, why? Never know Why, why wack a dong a dang ding dong Then you take it on the bill Ding dang dong don't dong I wanna love ya Why, why, why, why, why, darling Do you, do you tell me to play? Half the time I talk about it all now, baby You know what I'm talkin' about, I said Why, why, why It'll ticky ticky ticky ticky son of a gun Ding ding dong a bong bong bing bong Ticky ticky thought of a gun Bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong Binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong Bing bing bang a bong bong bing bing binga binga banga bong Bing bing bang a bang bang bing bong Why, why, why, why? Ding dang a dang bong bing bong Ticky ticky thought of a gun Every time I try to do it all now, baby Am I on the run? Why, why, why It'll ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky dawn of a gun Bing bing bang a bong a bong bing bang a Ticky ticky thought of a gun Bing bip bip a bop bop boom bam Ticky ticky through the day If you got a doubt 'bout, baby The memory is on the bed Why, why, why, why, why, darlin'? Uh, it don't know When my time is on might tell me never do it on his own If my time was all as is yours make me burn a wish When my time with you is brutish, no, I'll never not ever Why, why, why, why, why, why, baby, heavy hell? Alone and it's here it's this thunder The thunder, oh, thunder, oh Jesus built my car It's a love affair Mainly Jesus and my hot rod Yeah, fuck it
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Mar 26, 2026
"Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world So there was only one thing that I could do Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long" Ding dang a dong bong bing bong Ticky ticky thought of a gun Every time I try to do it all now, baby Am I on the run? Why, why, why, why, why, baby? If it's so evil then? Give me my time, with all my power Give it to me all again, wow Ding a ding a dang a dong dong ding dong everywhere I go Every time you tell me, baby When I settle down Got to get me a trailer park And hold my world around Why, why, why, why? Ding ding dong dong dong ding dong Dingy dingy son of a gun Half my time I tell you, baby Never am I all for sure Why, why, why, why, why, baby? Sicky sicky from within Every time I stick my finger on in ya You're a wild wild little town bitch Now how 'bout ding a dang dong dong dong ling long Dingy a dingy dong a down Every time you tell me, baby When I settle down Got to get me a trailer park And hold my world around Why, why, why, why? In my dang a ding a ding a ding dong A sticky sticky son of a gun Ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong Why, why? Never know Why, why wack a dong a dang ding dong Then you take it on the bill Ding dang dong don't dong I wanna love ya Why, why, why, why, why, darling Do you, do you tell me to play? Half the time I talk about it all now, baby You know what I'm talkin' about, I said Why, why, why It'll ticky ticky ticky ticky son of a gun Ding ding dong a bong bong bing bong Ticky ticky thought of a gun Bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong Binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong Bing bing bang a bong bong bing bing binga binga banga bong Bing bing bang a bang bang bing bong Why, why, why, why? Ding dang a dang bong bing bong Ticky ticky thought of a gun Every time I try to do it all now, baby Am I on the run? Why, why, why It'll ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky dawn of a gun Bing bing bang a bong a bong bing bang a Ticky ticky thought of a gun Bing bip bip a bop bop boom bam Ticky ticky through the day If you got a doubt 'bout, baby The memory is on the bed Why, why, why, why, why, darlin'? Uh, it don't know When my time is on might tell me never do it on his own If my time was all as is yours make me burn a wish When my time with you is brutish, no, I'll never not ever Why, why, why, why, why, why, baby, heavy hell? Alone and it's here it's this thunder The thunder, oh, thunder, oh Jesus built my car It's a love affair Mainly Jesus and my hot rod Yeah, fuck it
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Mar 26, 2026
"It is over!" "No more" (Whoo) "Thank you, Jesus" "No more" "Thank you, Jesus" "And the United States of America Is healed and well again..." "And you'll never be back" "God bless America" "Reality" Right around the corner Right around the corner Right around the corner Right around the corner Right around the corner Right around the corner It's time to get our fucking lives back Oh, shit Shit has hit the fan "Are you Donald J. Trump?" "The American virus" (Fuck you, fuck you) "No more" "Are you Donald J. Trump?" "The American virus" (Fuck you, fuck you) Right around the cornеr Right around the corner Right around the cornеr Right around the corner Right around the corner Right around the corner It's time to get our fucking lives back "I execute judgment on you" "We will jail you" (Fuck you, fuck you) "And you will never be back" "Suck my dick and choke on it" "You destroyer" Oh, shit Shit has hit the fan "Carnage" "National emergency" "I'm a very stable virus" "Man of the toupée" "You get off this nation" "You get off this nation" "How'd you do that?" (Fuck you, fuck you) "They'll get with us" (Bullshit) "The China virus" "Here we go again" "Injection" "Oh, thank you, Jesus" Right around the corner Right around the corner "No more" (Whoo!) "Thank you, Jesus" "No more" "Donald J. Trump" "Direct threat" "I'll say it again" "Donald J. Trump" "Direct threat" "No, I don't take responsibility at all" "Kiss my ass" "It's a whole hoax" (Fuck you, fuck you) Right around the corner Right around the corner "Donald J. Trump The enemy of the people" "Hallelujah"
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Mar 26, 2026