You Axed for It!
It's the sandwich of love, One below and one above In the sandwich of love, Crustin' and grossin' She hasn't been laid in days, Now she's covered in Mayonnaise She's a woman with no soul, She's got a guy in every hole This is fun and sweet, We're the buns and she's the meat In the sandwich of love, One below and one above Over her body we shall roam, Let's hope she used birth-control foam Even if she didn't who cares, When we play our musical chairs Crustin', grossin', maxin' etc. It's the sandwich of love It's the sandwich of love One below and one above. In the sandwich of love, Crustin' and grossin' Come on guys, let's put on a rubber And dig into her blubber Duce proves to be crass. He sticks his dick right up her ass Sickie does for a mount up front. He sticks his throbbing sickle in her cunt Mr. Cant was recovering from mace. So he sat on her head and jacked in her face In the sandwich of love, One below and one above In the sandwich of love, Crustin' and grossin' In the sandwich of love, One below and one above In the sandwich of love, Crustin' and grossin' O-ho-ho-ho O-o-o-o-o-o-o O-o-ho-ho-ho In the sandwich of love, O-ho-ho-ho one below and one above In the sandwich of love
Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 26, 2025
Shocked & grossed, shocked & grossed I'm Shocked & grossed Shocked & grossed, shocked & grossed Shoked again Shocked & grossed, shocked & grossed I'm throughly shocked Shocked & grossed, shocked & grossed Shoked again I am shocked & grossed to the max I saw you the other night with a loser And you wonder why I'm a boozer I see you give these creeps some screws And now you pack their name as tattoos I am shocked & grossed so throughly to the max Because I am shocked & grossed to the max I am shocked & grossed so throughly to the max I am shocked & grossed out to the max Every guy I see you with are all creeps or monkeys And your other lovers are freaks or junkies And now you act like you don't care You got stringbeans and spaghetti for you hair I am shocked & grossed to the max All over your face I see tons of zits And to gross me out even more She's got hairy arm pits You lost your looks and you lost your charms You got needle tracks running down your arms I'm shocked, shocked & grossed
Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 26, 2025
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her First you, you gotta find her, If she's an airhead you never mind her You search throughout every club in the land It's better than using your hand You find yourself a real dumb chick, Someone to get down on your dick Then you know what you to do, You take her home now for a screw You got to find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her Then you got to feel her, Then you start to peel her You feel up her booty and you feel up her tits Make sure she ain't got no zits Feel her body and you feel her ass. Make sure she's got a lot of class Then you know what you got to do, Take her home for a screw You got to find her, feel her, fuck her and forget her Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her Then you got to fuck her, If she's got big tits then you suck her You fuck her for a little while, Ram it on home now doggy style Rubbin' and oozin' and maxin', And squirtin' it right in her face She's the biggest slut in the place Then you ball her with her legs in the air Or on a bed or over a chair You got to, find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her There she is, that big ugly airhead (She's cuming back). What do we do men? We find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her Then you got to forget her, Pretend you never met her You point to the fucking door And say get out of here, you fuckin' whore Pick up your bra and pick up your blouse And get the hell out of my house Pretend you never met her, It's time to regret her Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her You got to Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her There she is. She's comes back for more. What do we do men? Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 26, 2025
I don't want your herpes two I don't want your herpes two And if you give me your herpes two Bitch, I'm gonna kill you She went out to buy some slurpees Two weeks later she came home with the herpes I'll do more than spank her On her twat she's got a herpes chancre She hangs out with a colony of whores Now she's hosting a colony of scores I'm gonna give this bitch some slaps She's now got sores on her piss flaps One thing that is very certain She's got sores on her beef curtains The sores are spreading down her legs They look like some scrambled eggs She's got pus running down to her knees You know she's packing a disease She thinks every sex noodle is a handy The sores are doing a yankee a doodle a dandy I don't want your herpes two (I don't want it either!) Bitch you belong in a zoo If you give me herpes two, Swear I'm gonna kill you She now has herpes She's got the most I don't want your herpes two Bitch, you belong in the zoo If you give me herpes two, Swear I'm gonna kill you For all the sleazy guys she has grossed She is now the local herpes host I don't want to get no disease Now she's packing the herpes Herpes two Slut, you belong in the zoo And if you give me herpes two, I'm gonna kill you The smell is getting very sour The infection is growing by the hour And I don't want no funky disease Like your junkie disease I don't want your herpes two, I'm gonna have to kill you And if you give me your herpes two I'll cut you with a pair of rusty scissors too
Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 26, 2025
Listen everybody to what I say Hallelujah, it's judgement day Kegs and parties every day Mentors are here to stay I love it when your head hangs like A bowling ball tied to spaghetti Because when I hack it I'll do it with a rusty machete Watch out all creeps and all you fags Listen to me, wimps with those shags Being faggy and lookin' like a bitch You'll be shucked and dumped in a ditch All you new wavers on the block I'm gonna ball your sister when I rock Yea baby, be a lay, Come on now it's your judgement day Judgement day, yea, Mentors are here All the way All you rich kids make Daddy buy your amps But your tired music gives my ears the cramps I wanna be poor and play judgement rock Than look Sissy like a peacock All you lesbos with your leather and spikes All you are are lesbians and dykes Put on your combat boots and hike Because you're just another dingbat dyke It's judgement day, yea, It's here to stay every day O-o-o-o-o-o It's judgement day. All you faggots, this is what I have to say Cut off your heads, kill every gay I don't care if my buddies are afraid They don't wanna get no herpes or no AIDS Come on now, you don't want fall like Rome And become another home - And be gay, kill 'em every day. Fag bashin' all the way E-e-e-e-hey Wanna this fame No more sickness and no more AIDS No more faggots, they should be beat up every day Hallelujah, we're here to stay, Mentors all the way!
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025
We're creepy crawlin' through the night We're lookin' for some pussy good and tight Hopefully you will be drunk and asleep For us to stick our dicks in deep Little Betty wasn't too frisky When she passed out from the whiskey Then we gave her knock-out pills To help us get our thrills Now she's conked out from whiskey and wine It's time for us to form a line She was passed out and stripped in bed We knew that she would give us some head We're the sleep bandits, can you stand it We're the sleep bandits, can you stand it I'm a sleep bandit, can you stand it Sleep bandit, can you stand it First in line came good ol' El And I say she's starting to smell Next in line with a rubber came Sickie Then Red Dog for a quickie After that came Don Scary, Who said she was a disgrace On her head he jacked off, Right on her face After that came Danny Grey It's been ten years since his last lay Think of this when you drink up your next brew Will the next sleepy victim be you? I'm the sleep bandits, can you stand it I'm the sleep bandits, can you stand it Sleep bandits, can you stand it Sleep bandits, can you stand it Next in line came our good buddy Mills He's the one who brought the knockout pills After that we charged five bucks So the whole party could get some fucks I'm the sleep bandits, can you stand it I'm the sleep bandits, can you stand it I'm the sleep bandits, can you stand it Can you stand it ???, little girl Sleep tight
Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 26, 2025
Oh, yeah, baby, you're in luck, Free fix for a fuck You can start to suck And I'll fix you for a fuck It ain't like you're turning tricks, It's just a fuck for a fix Now come on baby, shoot shit in your vein I know you ain't got a brain. That's why I say Free fix for a fuck, Free fix for a fuck Get on your knees and start to suck And I'll fix you for a fuck Come on girl, you know what it's about Pull down your pants And I'll show you what's it's all about Come on, get your fix tonight Get naked and ball me right Got a bag of china white That says you're gonna get naked tonight Feel the rush shot through your brain I'm gonna drive you insane, That's why I say Free fix for a fuck, Free fix for a fuck Get on your knees and start to suck And I'll fix you for a fuck Ooh yeah baby, isn't it nice Ooh yeah, it's time to raise the price Get your chunk now isn't this easy Now you have to get really sleazy Not just a slutfuck, But a good buttfuck Free fix for a buttfuck, Free fix for a buttfuck That's why I say Free fix for a buttfuck, Free fix for a buttfuck Get on your knees and start to suck Free fix for a buttfuck, Right up your ass!
Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 26, 2025
Listen little girl it´s near the hour Come with me and take golden shower Listen little slut, do as you´re told Come with daddy for me to pour the gold Golden shower, it´s getting near the hour For a golden shower, I´ve got the righteous power All through my excrements you shall roam Open your mouth and taste the foam Bend up and smell my anal vapor Your face is my toilet paper Golden shower, I´ve got the power For a golden shower, I´ve got the righteous power Our relationship I don´t want to spoil it You are my personal toilet Listen little girl It´s getting near the hour On your face I leave a shit tower Shit tower, prune skin power Smellin´ sour, it´s the shit tower Golden showers, It´s getting near the hours For a golden shower, I´ve got the righteous power
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025
Clap, cla-a-a-a-p queen Sick, sick and obscene Clap, clap, clap, clap queen She's a bitch that craved less Now she's copped a kinky mess She just could not wait So she stooped and ate his bait Clap queen, you are obscene You are the clap queen I'm a stud that doesn't care But this time there's acne down there Usually I will fuck a lot of whores But it's time to run when you their sores Clap queen, Clap queen You made the scene So obscene Cla-a-a-a-p queen She humped a grocer and got V.D. Now she will hurt when she takes a fee She may bitch and she may cuss But her twat hole twitches with pus She has got a five-finger hole Now she wants to get on my pole Maybe if I strap on a dildo She'll think I wanna gross her so... But no, You are my clap queen Sick, sick and obscene Kinky and stinky, Cla-a-a-a-p queen You are the clap queen Clap queen
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 26, 2025
Yea... My erection is over, My erection is over. I thought of you a few times But baby, you don't make me spew Not you, I can't spew thinkin' of you... Yuk... Thinkin' of you... Gross, thinkin' of you I want me a chick with a fat ass She's got to be a slut and be real crass I don't want some cosmo model like you You're unlike a magazine I can throw it across the room when I'm through My erection is over... yeah! O-v-e-r, over Get of my house, Get out, you're booted Because my erection is over Get out! I want me chick with a fat ass, It turns me on I want me a sleazy slut Who can give a tongue bath to my butt My erection is over... It's over, it's all over
Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 26, 2025