Rock Bible

I'm constantly jacking In my bed Watch my one-eyed trouser snake Stand up and turn red I like to read pornography In my bed I'm constantly jacking Constantly jacking It's a crying shame I'll jack off to your mother I'll jack off to any dame Constantly jacking I do it every day I constantly jack off So I'm worn out when it's time to get a lay Start off with a bit of porno on my bed Spread it out, imagine she's giving me head Scratch my dick On the bus I get a hard-on looking at you I'm gonna go home and jack off And think of the things that we could do Constantly jacking It's a crying shame Constantly jacking Hot nuts ready to burst At the beach when I'm looking at you I'm constantly jacking Do it every day Constantly jacking That's all I have to say I'm constantly jacking I do it instead of getting a lay Constantly jacking 24 hours a day Anything that gets me stiff I've gotta go running homе It's like grabbing some underwеar and taking a whiff And jacking off my bone Reading pornography and smut Constantly jacking Thinking of you, slut Bustin' a nut Crackin' and squirtin' bustin' hard Gettin' my dick hard as a motherfucker Time to jack my dick once more And squirt my sperm on the floor Yeah, I'm thinking of you Constantly jacking off! Sperm in the dick Squirtin' real quick Racing through the dick Squirtin' real quick What runs through my mind Is the sexual kind What runs through my evil mind Is your big fat hind! 'Cause I'm constantly jacking Thinking of you I'm constantly jacking Instead of getting a screw Rubbing up my dick, the German helmet Polishing the German helmet all the way down to the shaft Constantly rubbing and stroking Scratching my dick now Squirting my load Scratching my dick now I even do it on the road Constantly...! 24 hours a day Busting on my dick now Crusters on display Reading the pornography Hanging out in the high schools looking for little girls With their little bathing suits on them With these little rock 'n roll sluts at Gazzari's Can you blame me? Constantly, constantly, every day Busting my nut! Constantly jacking Doin' it every day I'm constantly jacking Do it every way I'm constantly jacking 5 times a day Constantly jacking Listen to what I say I'm constantly jacking Up to 10 times a day! If you see me sneak off In the bathroom and it's quiet in there for a while You know I'm starting to smile Constantly jacking You got porno in your bathroom You know that everybody's constantly jacking! A man's kind of leisure Relaxing a man's way Relaxing a man's way Do it every day Relaxing and ejaculating I have no sexual hangups! OK

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 08, 2026

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I can't believe my eye watchin you on sunset strip wearin all that glam rock makeup in drag and buckin your hip Glam rock faggot all you are is a glam rock fag chicks with dicks chicks with dicks Ya hang out on the strip Heh tryin to pick up on chicks With that girlish makeup dressed in drag I'm sorry you all have dicks I don't like you lookin like a woman when I'm lookin like a man I'm gonna have to smack your face and kick you in your fucking can chicks with dicks out on the strip every day and every night all you are is chicks with dicks your not no rock n roller to me your chicks with dicks drag queens fags chicks with dicks your all dressed in drag then you think your rockin but out back a dick the're suckin come on now grow up and do it like a man shave your head and play rock n roll and dont put on a posin show cause I know how to rock and I look like a man with a cock chicks with dicks all you are is chicks with dicks chicks with dicks I'm talkin to a drag queen chicks with dicks you know what I mean chicks with dicks The guys on sunset strip that think the're so cool the're chicks with dicks they make a faggot wanna drool chicks with dicks call in the skinheads call in the mafia let's clean up the show cause these guys go to the top and they give the producers a blow faggots and homos they used to hang out at the starwood and whiskey but to get to the top with the dudes they get friskey chicks with dicks posers fags!

my dick is gettin’ hard i want that tub of lard sittin’ there lookin’ at me she should be a whale in the sea i said baby how ‘bout a man in my face she threw some sand she said i’m the type you won’t like cause i’m a full on dike i said how ‘bout your daughter who was swimmin’ like an otter i fucked underneath the pier i turned into a woman queer ahh a queer a female lesbian let me turn you into a lesbian let me turn you into a lesbian you don’t have to fake sex you can clam dump no more men will harm you or impregnate you or go up your rump not gettin’ smacked any more or out on the street like a whore you prefer other women beaver bumpin’ clam motherfuckin’ lesbian i have the power and the mind to turn you into a lesbian bulldyke, bulldykin’ mama beaver bumpin’ clam i turned you into a lesbian beaver bumpin’ clammer that was inmy plan i turned you into a lesbian turned you into a lesbian turned you into a bertha i turned you into mamba-jamba beaverclammin’ manhater women’s rights and govenor try to be president with a kotex we won’t tolerate it men are superior women are inferior beaver bumpin’ clam a man doesn’t get pregnant they have no responsibility for the fuck if a woman gets pregnant to the man it’s no bad luck

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025

standin’ outside of seven eleven with my hand out to the wind seeing the cruster pull in and askin’ him again and again can you spare some change to help out the poor i’m out here panhandlin’ and i’m feeling sore panhandler panhandlin’ out in the street i’m a panhandler can you help me out women whose so sweet panhandler buddy can you spare some change panhandler i’ve gotta get my mind rearranged ohh my throats getting dry and time keeps marchin’ by i know i can stink hallelujah man i could sure use a drink panhandler i do it out in the street i’m a panhandler right on melrose street panhandler i could really use a dime panhandler i won’t bother you again any time got the bottle and i’m gettin’ up the urge i’m ready to face the day i drink away my money and now i need somebody to pay i could use maybe a dollar i’m jonesin’ so hard now i’m startin’ to holler panhandler do you wanna hear a joke panhandler give me a quarter i am broke thanks

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 26, 2025

what i say my daughter with that man ohh i know there up to a dirty plan i think its kinda scary my daughter my little girl daddys little girl oh daddys little girl what are you doing my daughter is a strawberry how would you like it if your daughter was a strawberry that make em smoke crack you’ll be high on crack and come on the back what do we do what do i do with that slut she’s gettin’ it on havin’ licorice up her butt my daughter is a strawberry she’s doin’ the crack my daughter is a strawberry she sucks anything long and black they got her hookin’ out on the street now she’s doin’ her beat my daughter is a strawberry your daughter could be a strawberry my daughter is a strawberry and i am a sperndad we gotta fight for our corn crops and take charge of this land macon county is our home do you understand

Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 26, 2025

livin’ on welfare and i don’t care what the people think of me i’m livin’ on welfare and i don’t care can’t ya see gettin’ in the line down at the office listen to them bitch and swear down at the welfare office nobody really wants to care will you hurry up, i’m tired of waitin’ i’m outside livin’ in the cardboard condominium livin’ outside freezin’ cold in the cardboard condominium listen to me sweet sally i’m building a cardboard condo in your alley can’t you see that i’m kind of cold i’m livin’ outside, i gotta be bold get the piece of plywood and lean it up against the fence so they can’t see then you step out in the middle of the night in the alley and just take a pee in the outside i’m freezin’ don’t look at me you looky loos outside in the cardboard condominium cardboard condominium cardboard condominium cardboard condominium get some plywood get some cardboard and stick it underneath get some plastic bags and cover the top so they can’t see livin’ outside along the freeway can’t ya see our shacks from your car we’re homeless can you see outside in the cardboard condominium cardboard condominium it’s a cardboard condominium up in your face panhandlin’ to get part of the booze gotta panhandle i’m gettin’ the shakes and it’s cold outside gotta sleep in the cardboard condo its a cardboard condominium there’s not too many of them its a cardboard condominium it’s the only way to live when you’re trashin’ on welfare or panhandlin’ or livin’ on the skids its the way i live can you dig it baby when we make love in the cardboard condominium

Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 26, 2025

oh do what i say because i am the superior sexual lay when you’re in my house get naked with me and take off your blouse you got to jump through the hoops you do as i say when i crack my whip i expect you to jump through my hoops alright now i got out my chair i know how to boss a sexy cat with my whip in my right hand thats where its at in my palace i am king you listen to the Mentors rock and sing then you get naked as i get really drunk because sex like this you don’t wanna flink you gotta jump through my hoops jump jump on through jump through my hoops the fire is raging and the people are watchin’ you they want to know what kind of guy you like to screw when we’re in the public market i boss you everywhere remember the whip and the chair get your shit together bitch i am the master you better pull off your panties now or your ass is gonna feel it with disaster jump on through jump on through jump on through my hoops jump jump through my hoop

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 26, 2025