Melvins
Album • 2000
Load up on guns and bring your friends It's fun to lose and to pretend She's over bored and self assured Oh no, I know a dirty word Hello, hello, hello, how low? (x4) With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido Yeah, Yay, Yay I'm worse at what I do best And for this gift I feel blessed Our little (tribe) group has always been And always will until the end Hello, hello, hello, how low? (x4) With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido Yeah, Yay, Yay And I forget just why I taste Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile I found it hard, it was hard to find Oh well, whatever, nevermind hello, hello, hello, how low? (x4) With the lights out it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido A denial (x7) A denial A denial...
Submitted by Nargaroth — Nov 08, 2025
Your first mistake Was to think You could fuck with the ranch Here I come, here I come Tiny cock in my hand Do you think you'd like to have A blockbuster up your ass? Do you think you'd like that? Do ya, motherfucker? We'll smash your eggs And then your head We'll nab your kids Take out back on the deck And barbeque their ribs Throw their heads into your ivy, Water them with piss Do you think you'd like that? Do ya, motherfucker?
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Nov 08, 2025
I can settle down and be doin' just fine Til I hear an old train rollin' down the line Then I hurry straight home and pack And if I didn't go, I believe I'd blow my stack I love you baby, but you gotta understand When the Lord made me He made a Ramblin' Man Some folks might say that I'm no good That I wouldn't settle down if I could But when that open road starts to callin' me There's somethin' o'er the hill that I gotta see Sometimes it's hard but you gotta understand When the Lord made me He made a Ramblin' Man I love to see the towns a-passin' by And to ride these rails 'neath God's blue sky Let me travel this land from the mountains to the sea 'Cause that's the life I believe He meant for me And when I'm gone and at my grave you stand Just say God called home your Ramblin' Man.
Submitted by Nargaroth — Nov 08, 2025
G.I. JOE Music: Kevin Rutmanis, Mike Patton Lyrics: Mike Patton At easy, men Your brain's in your palm again Yay, yay You'll do no harm, my friend Yay, yay Will you be my G.I. Joe? In the boot camp of my soul In my boots I've dugged a hole And see I'm a P.O.W. whore Bow my head and salute the crowd Together we'll beat this redneck town Pull the pin and blow me cold Will you be my G.I. Joe? Will you be my G.I. Joe? You've blown mine Stuck in his heart, yeah Yay, yay Don't think too long, my friend Yay, yay Yay Ahaaahaa Ahaaahaa Shoot my eyes all full of lead Cuz my liver is thin like bread And I faint when I see red Without this camouflage I'm dead Pull the pin and blow me cold Will you be my G.I. Joe? (X7) G.I. Joe G.I. Joe At easy, men Your brain's in your palm again Yay, yay You'll do no harm, my friend Yay, yay Will you be my G.I. Joe? In the boot camp of my soul In my boots I've dugged a hole And see I'm a P.O.W. whore Bow my head and salute the crowd Together we'll beat this redneck town Pull the pin and blow me cold Will you be my G.I. Joe? Will you be my G.I. Joe? You've blown mine Stuck in his heart, yeah Yay, yay Don't think too long, my friend Yay, yay Yay Ahaaahaa Ahaaahaa Shoot my eyes all full of lead Cuz my liver is thin like bread And I faint when I see red Without this camouflage I'm dead Pull the pin and blow me cold Will you be my G.I. Joe? (X7) G.I. Joe G.I. Joe
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Apr 26, 2025
How does it feel to take the blame how does it feel to be behind the drain Because you take what you can get and ask for more you never get what you deserve and that's the score remember that the life you save may be your own but when you're bankrupt you won't get another loan I hope that you'll accept my sympathy but understand I gotta think it's better him than me it's better him than me a chain is just as strong as its weakest link when you endure the strain it's always later than you think it's later than you think Resigned to a life of chronic celibacy with fond memories and cheap pornography god forbid I ever wanted intimacy no more thats outta the door god forbid I should feel I know that ain't real But now I feel like I could rape a nun and it's always the first kiss that gets you drunk that gets you drunk so I keep a habit on her face while I listen to that Yes song "Yours is no Disgrace" Mine is no disgrace no, no disgrace How does it feel to fade away how does it feel to be beneath the train Life disguised behind a backward mask a little dignity is all I ask many people cross the beach and leave no trace well i'm hoping for my footprints to remain ....I know that ain't real But now I feel like I could rape a nun and it's always the first kiss that gets you drunk that gets you drunk so I keep the habit on her face while i listen to that Yes song "Yours is no Disgrace" Mine is no disgrace no, no disgrace Mine is no, mine is no disgrace
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 26, 2025
I'm made of clay anything you say will determine the shape I take and look my way a vast delay between love and hate and I'll sit on the fence 'til I sense what's appropriate Because I'm spineless yes I'm spineless and the only suit I'll get into is this I'll betray my friends and mates and I'll laugh at the jokes of folks prepared to pay Because I'm spineless yes I'm spineless and the only suit I'll get into is this The crowd comes in so full of sin and I'm a hit so full of shit my bones go soft my mouth goes off my hand goes out just watch me mould I'm behind your party line but I'll step on a dime anytime Because I'm spineless yes I'm spineless and the only suit I'll get into is this yes I'm spineless yes I'm spineless cause I'm spineless completely spineless
Submitted by NecroLord — Nov 08, 2025
Are you really gonna kiss my floor, son Are you really gonna keep me a fighter Are you really gonna get my shoes off Are you really gonna get my Chinza I've had enough Let them pretend I have a dorsal This is him and there's a siren turnin' And holds a dark'nin' center And your death will profit off me And I'm goin' and I'm goin' and goin' and I'm runnin' I'm goin. I went away And nothin' violent passed my fist And the tomatoe just gone to peel fruit And none of me remember all or nothing They had to understamp us I've got a church bomb and a download And don't forget y'all to run away Agree to the thing now that you'd never say Let them pretend I have a dorsal This is him and there's a siren turnin' And holds a dark'nin' center And I know that I'm runnin' hard "...What about Ryan?" "I believe he lost the number for that girl he met down here." "Oh, Adam said she's a beauty." "Is she the one that had that fucked-up voice?" "Is she a Rocket Scientist?" "She's the one that sounds like the fuckin'... she has a voice like a fuckin' modem, dude." "Ha-ha! Sounds perfect!" "Rooaaaagaharyandaasjhrydaaaafcabym?!" "He he he!" "When he got the work up there, you know Ryan, he gets all into work and he's prepared to like, forget that he has a dick."
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 26, 2025
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We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee and we don't take our trips on LSD we don't burn no draft cards down on Main Street we like livin' right and bein' free We don't make no party out of lovin' we like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo we don't let our hair grow long and shaggy like the hippies out in San Francisco do And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee a place where even squares can have a ball we still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse and white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear beads and Roman sandals won't be seen and football's still the roughest thing on campus and the kids there still respect the college dean And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee a place where even squares can have a ball we still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse and white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all in Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Nov 08, 2025
When his hand began laughing, it was Johnny open wide The riddle still unsolved, smoke rings subside Untied, unravelled, unthought, unsaid The man with the laughing hand is dead Shaking under Pedro's head, train-crushed legs and arms Wicked, wicked hero, little wiggle arms His shoes are desterted, the box is all alone No voice is perverted by tuxedo or 'phone Untied, unravelled, unthought, unsaid The man with the laughing hand is dead
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 26, 2025
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