Gates of Metal Fried Chicken of Death
Em uma vazilha, penere a farinha de trigo, o fubá e o fermento para não empelotar. Bata as claras em neve e adicione as gemas, uma a uma, acrescente o leite, o óleo e a mistura reservada. Unte uma assadeira com margarina e polvilhe farinha de trigo... huahahaha! Despeje a massa e leve para assar em forno brando. Depois que o bolo estiver assado, polvilhe o adoçante misturado com canela.
Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 26, 2025
If You Want To Be Metal There Laws You Gonna Obey The Laws OF Gods Of Metal And That's What I Say If You Want To Be Metal No Avacalhation Use Black Forever Go To The Show Of Massacration No! Boiolation Frescuration Viadation Die! Reggae Idiota! Mambo Escroto Forró Babaca! Metal Is The Law The Law Is The Metal Metal The Law Is Metal Now That You Are Metal Metal You Are Never, Never, Never Use Bermuda No! Boiolation Frescuration Viadation Die! Música Eletrônica De Bicha! Pop De Viados Dance! No!!!! Metal Is The Law The Law Is The Metal Metal The Law Is Metal
Submitted by The Void — Apr 26, 2025
I met a bird that Came From Hell He is little green He is very well He likes to play He likes the milk He likes to fight He likes to kill I met a bird that Came from hell He is little green He is very well He cannot fly And he is revolt He don't like me And then he told Lôro Lôro quer biscoito! Evil Papagali He wants to kill He ordered me To puta que pariu Evil Papagali He is animal He got the power Of heavy metal He's got the power Of The furation You feel the pain Is the bication He's master of hell And we're Massacration He wants to speak To all the nation Currupaco feel the fire Currupaco feel Currupaco kill With power Currupaco kill
Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 26, 2025
Far away Across the sea Master never grow Now the way Against the fear Master will is sure Raru-êêêêêêê Raru-ôôôôôôô Metal war go alone Raru-êêêêêêê Raru-ôôôôôôô Metal war go alone
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025
Feel the fire of barbecue Burning in the hell Everybody's gonna bring A lot of beers and meat Lot's of hearts in the sword Picanha is in the salt Lot's of life in my stomach The cow is gonna die!!!! Barbecue of metal!!! Fraldinha in gonna burn (na grelha) Maminha is gonna burn (na grelha) Javali is gonna burn (na grelha) In hell you gonna burn (na grelha) Burn Burn!!!!!!
Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 26, 2025
hot dog milkshake sunday mayday people table walkman umbrelaaaaaaaaaaa round one fight final lap start game over playstation atariiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa playback ketchup brother away marshmellow o.k. michael jackson maclaren, bacon, greatest hits fax modem, internet, puff, metal tape deck, I love you, pause, stop michael jackson aaaaaaaaaaaa metal are the gods metal are the gods metal are the gods metal are the gods
Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 26, 2025
O pintinho vinha correndo O pintinho vinha correndo E o galo atrás E o pintinho correndo e o galo atrás O pintinho correndo e o galo atrás E o pintinho na frente e o galo atrás Passou pelo papagaio e o papagaio: -Psiu, encosta o cú na parede! -Não adianta, ele quer que eu chupe!! O português disse assim: -Eu vou pro Brasil ganhar dinheiro ahn, hahahaha!! Os brasileiros são uns troxas olhe, os brasileiros acreditam em tudo! Tudo que se lhe diz ele acredita, olhe! O brasileiro é um bobo, acredita eh tudo! Olhe que eu vinha com um brasileiro num navio, menti pra ele que eu era bixa, ele acreditou e veio me comendo a viagem toda!! A bichinha chegou no distrito: -Seu delegado, eu fui assaltada pelo amoorrrrrrrrrr de deus... Eu fui assaltada, nossa! Eu fui enrabada, assaltada, fui tudo! Fui assaltada, enrabada por um cidadão alto, forte, moreno de olhos verdes... -Nossa, que boca maravilhosa, muito bem vestido, espadaudo, pelo amor de deus, cabelo liso... Seu delegado: - Para filho da puta, você quer me matar?!
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 26, 2025
why you're so metal yeah this wifes está na hora de papaaaaaaar metal is life metal is sports metal... is.... flexibilidade metal makes us strongaaarrrr on the breakfast o cereal you got to eat meeeeetal metal on the lunch metal on the dinner you got to eat metal todo dia metal makes us strong meeeeeetal maaaaaaaaaaaakes uuuuuuuuuus strooooooooong Metal Avenger!!!!! at the wall we got metal we got the faces aroud the nice at the fight we got the right so empt metal together place metal makes us strongaaarrrr all of the across we're cereal we got to eat meeeeeeetal for all the battle learn this rights está na hora de papaaaaaarrrrrrr metal makes us strongar metal makes us strong trash!!!! metal makes us strong metal makes us strong metal makes us strong metal makes us strong
Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 26, 2025
Fear of the killing broca The mad dentis is coming He's got no diploma The fire of metal Is still burning Mad dentist is diabolic He wants the teeth Of the world He is an alcaholic He wants to drink Your blood He is a lunatic He is a maniac The power of The obiturator You are going To feel the hit There is no anesthesia You'll suffer like a pig After all this pain In hell toy gonna claim Mad dentist is lelé You'll be like Tião Macalé He is a lunatic He is a maniac Metal dental destruction Gengivas gonna bleed Metal dental destruction Ooohhhh Metal dental destruction (4x)
There's a land so far away Where the heavy metal plays People uses always black There's no place to any gay Trees alto-falantes Volume is aways ten The pets are elephants And the drink is leberé To this land there is no plane To this land there's only one bus Get a taxi is no way Headbangers come with us Right time and right place Take care don't be late Or they'll fechate the gate To promissed land Chorus: Get the bus to the land of the metal(4x) A passagem é 1 real Hey, motorista Pare aí que eu quero entrar Eu também quero ir Para a terra do metal Hey, motorista Se essa porra não virar Eu também vou chegar Lá na terra do metal
Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 26, 2025
With foot ability. Glu-Glu on the hands Malandro is master Malandro is king The fuckest master Want a revenge To honor malandro We gonna sing... Stallando cobra. Super Malandro and Malandrovsky The fire of metal Is still burning. Take care of your ring With foot ability Glu-Glu on the hands Malandro is master Malandro is king The fuckest master Want a revenge To honor malandro We gonna sing... Happy birthday to you This is the metal glu-glu (4x) Come on my love Come on my chuchu Come little near I do glu-glu Glu-glu for me glu-glu for you Come on my love I love you, yeah, yeah! I want to love I want to squeeze I want to kiss I want to put you In my heart Little cat, little emotion Let's go!
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 26, 2025
Ahhhhh!! Ahhhhh!! Ahhhhh!! Tão me matando!! Socorro!! Socorro!! Ahhhhh!! Ahhhhh!! Eu tô morrendo!! Ahhhhh!! Ahhhhh!! Ahhhhh!! Seus desgraçados!! Seus criminosos!! Ahhhhh!! Ahhhhh!! Eu tô morrendo!! Ahhhhh!! Socorro!! Socorro!! Ahhhhh!! Seus criminosos!! Ahhhhh!! Eu tô morrendo!! Ahhhhh!! Ahhhhh!! Não me mate, não!! Ahhhhh!! Ahhhhh!! Socorro!! Socorro!! Eu tô morrendo!! Ahhhhh!! Seus criminosos!! Ahhhhh!! Ahhhhh!! Socorro... socorro...
Hey, hey, hey(AAAAA-AW) Hey, hey, hey(AAAAA-AW) Hey, hey, hey(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH AAAAH AW) Oooooh oooooh oooh (hey! hey! hey!) oooh--ohhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH-AW !!!!!! All the Nation Stop the punhetation Decretado eu sou! All the Nation Fuck the bucetation Angel say yaaaaaah yaaaaaaaah Oooooh oooooh oooh (hey! hey! hey!) ooooohh oOoOHHHH !!!!!!(hey! hey! hey! Oooooh oooooh oooh (hey! hey! hey!) oooh--ohh OOOOOOOOOH!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!BLONDE HAMMET!! Hold the bucetation Hold the impositation I don't take it! Hold the bucetation Hold the isobolozation Unipotation Metal Hold the gozation [repeat 2000x] Saaah ah Saaah ahhh haaaaaw Oooooh oooooh oooh ooooohh oOOHHHH !!!!!! Oooooh oooooh oooh oooh--ohh OOOOOOOOOHHHH !!!!!!
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 26, 2025