Macabre
Album • 2003
You will die by surprise When I take your life I will smile John George Haigh was a vampire Who drank old ladies' blood Then put them in a non-corrosive drum And with acid he'd dissolve them John George Haigh was a vampire Who drank old ladies' blood Then put them in a non-corrosive drum And with acid he'd dissolve them With my knife I make a cut on your neck Your blood fills a glass for me A special treat John George Haigh was a vampire Who drank old ladies' blood Then put them in a non-corrosive drum And with acid he'd dissolve them John George Haigh was a vampire Who drank old ladies' blood Then put them in a non-corrosive drum And with acid he'd dissolve them Now that you're dead in a metal drum you'll stay I pump the acid in to melt your corpse away
Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 24, 2025
Sitting at my table, having some tea Chatting with a bloke who's dead from strangling I'm a lonely man in need of company I only have to kill men to make them stay with me You're dying to be with me Now you'll have a cup of tea with me You're dying to be with me We will have a chat and some tea You and me I love to be with you, but you're now decomposing The bloody smell so putrid, we must soon part company A fire in my backyard should work sufficiently My toilet also used to flush away dead men rotting You're dying to be with me Now you'll have a cup of tea with me You're dying to be with me We will have a chat and some tea You and me You're dying to be with me Now you'll have a cup of tea with me You're dying to be with me We will have a chat and some tea You and me
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 24, 2025
When Jerry Brudos was a young boy That's when his strange behavior grew Jerry Brudos had a fascination With women's undergarments and shoes Jerry Brudos was the foot fetish killer Kept a lady's foot inside his freezer Dressed it up in heels and then he'd beat off Jerry Brudos Jerry Brudos Jerry Brudos Jerry Brudos Jerry married a girl, she got pregnant His new wife didn't have a clue That Jerry Brudos would kill five women And keep one's foot to jerk off to Jerry Brudos was the foot fetish killer Kept a lady's foot inside his freezer Dressed it up in heels and then he'd beat off Jerry Brudos Jerry Brudos Jerry Brudos Jerry Brudos Jerry Brudos was the foot fetish killer Kept a lady's foot inside his freezer Dressed it up in heels and then he'd beat off Jerry Brudos Jerry Brudos Jerry Brudos Jerry Brudos
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 24, 2025
Angelo and Ken were cousins and friends Two cousins who liked prostitutes Cruising the night, a girl they'd invite In their car for a ride to the hillside Abduction, rape and strangulation That's how Kenneth and Angelo Got their sexual gratification Rape, torture and strangulation That's how Kenneth and Angelo Got their sexual gratification Posed as the heat snatched girls off the street The girls they would take to Angelo's place Tied up and raped, no girl would escape Strangled they died, left on the hillside Abduction, rape and strangulation That's how Kenneth and Angelo Got their sexual gratification Rape, torture and strangulation That's how Kenneth and Angelo Got their sexual gratification I'm gonna strangle you I'm gonna strangle you I'm gonna strangle you And leave you on the hillside I'm gonna strangle you I'm gonna strangle you I'm gonna strangle you Spread naked on the hillside We're gonna strangle you We're gonna strangle you We're gonna strangle you And leave you on the hillside We're gonna strangle you We're gonna strangle you We're gonna strangle you Spread naked on the hillside
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 24, 2025
Dorthea had a bad place that was a disgrace A home for old people for a monthly rate With the help of her son the old folks' home she'd run And things seemed quite normal but something was wrong The people that graced old Dorthea's place Had no friends or family that she'd have to face So she thought of a scam, her son the right-hand man A very demented and morbid plan The old folks' social security checks to Dorthea were sent She was allowed to cash tenants' checks for their rent But the tenants were dead all poisoned to death So they wouldn't have to be cared for or fed With the help of her son buried one by one In Dorthea's yard 'til someone caught on Dorthea did plead guilty for her deeds Dorthea's dead folks' home is now history
Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 24, 2025
There's a very big man who lived a double life As a dedicated family man and cold-blooded hitman Husband with children But on the streets He was 'The Iceman' The mafia hitman nicknamed 'The Iceman' Was a very big man, wasn't a very nice man 'The Iceman' wasn't a nice man Was big and frightening And struck like lightning 'The Iceman', contracted reaper The victims' relatives were the weepers 'The Iceman' was his nickname Because of the time he froze his victims 'The Iceman' was payed to ice men He made his living being 'The Iceman' Cyanide was his preferred method Sometimes a shotgun to blow someone's head off Lethal scam man But a dedicated family man The mafia hitman nicknamed 'The Iceman' Was a very big man, wasn't a very nice man 'The Iceman' wasn't a nice man Was big and frightening And struck like lightning 'The Iceman', contracted reaper The victims' relatives were the weepers 'The Iceman' was his nickname Because of the time he froze his victims 'The Iceman' was payed to ice men He made his living being 'The Iceman'
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 24, 2025
Graham Fredrick Young Was different from the rest A child prodigy with a chemistry set He would sit alone in his room and experiment Read about Hitler and his henchmen Poison, poison Graham's little friend Poison, poison Poisoning his friends He poisoned his mom at the age of 14 She suffered in pain until she died He poisoned his sister and his dad They didn't die so his plot was had Arsenic, arsenic Arsenic poisoning Arsenic, arsenic Arsenic poisoning Went to trial, found guilty but insane Spent nine years with the mentally deranged Went through lots of therapy The doctor signed the paper that set him free Poison, poison Poisoning his friends Poison, poison Poison till the end He got a job in the photo industry Made some friends and put thallium in their tea He kept charts on their misery Of the heavy metal poison he put in their tea Metal, metal Metal poisoning Heavy metal Metal poisoning
Submitted by The Void — Apr 24, 2025
Over 400 years ago The people were terrorized Around Bedburg and Cologne In the German countryside According to the pamphlet Published at that time A man named Peter Stumpp Committed atrocious crimes Peter Stumpp the werewolf Peter Stumpp the werewolf Aided and abetted By his mistress and daughter Body parts were found On the land and in the water His daughter had a son From repeated incest Stumpp ate his son And said the brain tasted the best The werewolf of Bedburg The werewolf of Bedburg After many hunts For the werewolf Peter Stumpp They finally tracked him down For his gruesome stunts He roamed the countryside Ripped innocent victims apart And while still warm He'd eat their hearts Peter Stumpp the werewolf Peter Stumpp the werewolf Tied to a wooden wheel They took red-hot pincers And pulled his flesh off In several areas They broke his arms and legs With a hatchet Then burned the evil Stumpp After cutting his head off The werewolf of Bedburg The werewolf of Bedburg
Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 24, 2025
I like to torture, I do it quite well Kidnapped in my house you'll think you're in hell Your new home's a pit in my basement floor Act up and I'll shock you with an electrical cord Morbid minister He's quite sinister In his pit you're restrained All your life he will drain Morbid minister He's quite sinister In his pit you're restrained All your life he will drain While you're chained to my pit, you'll wish you were saved But you can not escape me, you are my sex slave Inside of a blender is your gourmet meal Consisting of dog food and women I killed Morbid minister He's quite sinister In his pit you're restrained All your life he will drain Morbid minister He's quite sinister In his pit you're restrained All your life he will drain
Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 24, 2025
In the German internet classifieds Was an ad for a man's demise Then after death he'd eat his prize A cannibal in modern times Then to his ad a man replied Agreed to what was advertised His penis was cut off while still alive He ate half his own penis before he died
Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 24, 2025
When you wake in pain at 8 a.m. To my metal bed you are tied You struggle so I take my index finger And jab it several times into your eye A cotton tip swab dipped in drain cleaner Pokes your eyes again and again I climb on your chest with an iron bar And repeatedly batter your hands Robert Berdella Would torture young fellows Until they were skin and bones And when they were dead The garbage man Would take them away from his home Robert Berdella Would torture young fellas Until they were dead and cold Then throw them Out in garbage bags To get them away from his home My fist has ripped your anal wall So penicillin I prescribe To keep you alive and subject you To much more torture before you die With a home-made ballast plugged in the wall seven thousand volts I apply With battery cables clamped on to your scrotum Your testicles I will fry Robert Berdella Would torture young fellows Until they were skin and bones And when they were dead The garbage man Would take them away from his home Robert Berdella Would torture young fellas Until they were dead and cold Then throw them Out in garbage bags To get them away from his home
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 24, 2025
Dear boss I keep on hearing That the police have caught me But they won't fix me just yet I have laughed When they looked so clever And talk about being On the right track That joke about leather apron Gave me real fits I am down on whores And I shan't quit ripping them Till I do get buckled Grand work the last job was I have the lady no time to squeal I love my work And I want to start again You will soon learn of me With my funny little games I saved some of the proper red stuff In a ginger beer bottle Over the last job To write with But it went thick like glue And I can't use it Red ink is fit enough I hope Ha ha The next job I do I shall clip the ladies' ears off And send them to police officers Just for jolly Wouldn't you? Keep this letter back Till I do a bit more work Then give it out straight My knives so nice and sharp I want to get back to work right away... If I get a chance Good luck Yours truly, Jack the Ripper Don't mind me given the trade name
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 24, 2025
Mein liebes Kind, pass besser auf Fritz Haarmann sucht nach dir Er wird dich aufschlitzen, dein Blut verspritzen Zum Stillen der hungrigen Gier Warte noch ein Weilchen Warte noch ein Weilchen Dann kommt Haarmann auch zu dir Mit dem Hackebeilchen Mit dem Hackebeilchen Macht er Leberwurst aus dir Er lockte hungrige Jungen ins Haus Mit der Aussicht auf etwas zu essen Er biss den Kindern die Kehlen durch Um sie anschließend aufzufressen Warte noch ein Weilchen Warte noch ein Weilchen Dann kommt Haarmann auch zu dir Mit dem Hackebeilchen Mit dem Hackebeilchen Macht er Leberwurst aus dir Warte noch ein Weilchen Warte noch ein Weilchen Dann kommt Haarmann auch zu dir Mit dem Hackebeilchen Mit dem Hackebeilchen Macht er Leberwurst aus dir
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 24, 2025
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