Dahmer
When Jeffrey was a boy He didn't like his toys Instead he'd dissect roadkill Because that's what he enjoyed Roadkill, roadkill Jeffrey used to bring home Roadkill, roadkill Young Jeffrey loved to play with Roadkill, roadkill Jeffrey bleached the bones of Roadkill, roadkill It started with a tadpole Killed before it could Grow into a frog Then Jeffrey resorted to playing With the intestines of decaying dogs Dog guts, dog guts Young Jeffrey loved to play with Dog guts, dog guts Jeffrey used to bring home Dog guts, dog guts In Mason jars he kept the Dog guts, dog guts Jeffrey bleached the bones Of the decomposing animals he found But Jeffrey preferred taking The intestines and messing around Roadkill, roadkill Jeffrey used to bring home Roadkill, roadkill Young Jeffrey loved to play with Roadkill, roadkill Jeffrey bleached the bones of Roadkill, roadkill Dog guts, dog guts Dog guts, dog guts Dog guts, dog guts Dog guts, dog guts
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 24, 2025
My parents split And left the home They left me all alone To fend for my own In the Ohio home There was a hitchhiker Thumbing for a ride I stopped my olds And he got inside Drinking beer at my house He didn't realize If he tried to leave He'd have to die Stalking for someone who's walking Someone that I can talk to I see a young man Thumbing with his shirt off I'll pick him up And take him for a ride There was a hitchhiker Thumbing for a ride I stopped my olds And he got inside Drinking beer at my house He didn't realize If he tried to leave He'd have to die There was a hitchhiker Thumbing for a ride I stopped my olds And he got inside Drinking beer at my house He didn't realize If he tried to leave He'd have to die
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 24, 2025
Jeffrey joined the army Was stationed in West Germany He drank so much alcohol That he got a dishonorable discharge Jeff's in the army now Jeff's in the army now When Jeffrey comes marching home again Insane killer He's going to kill a lot of men The gay killer He'll cut them up And he'll throw them out He'll masturbate Til his cum squirts out He'll kill many gays When Jeffrey comes marching home When Jeffrey comes marching home again Insane killer He's going to kill a lot of men The gay killer He'll cut them up And he'll throw them out He'll masturbate Til his cum squirts out He'll kill many gays When Jeffrey comes marching home When Jeffrey comes marching home
Submitted by The Void — Apr 24, 2025
Jeff's father sent him to his grandmother's home The drunken behavior She couldn't condone Jeff's grandma was supposed to straighten him out The gospel combined with hard work around the house Near the city of Milwaukee to grandmother's house Jeff goes And Jeff found a way to lure young gays To his grandma's home Near the city of Milwaukee to grandmother's house Jeff goes He'll kill some men Dismember them And his grandmother doesn't know For a while things seemed To be working out Jeffrey did yard work and chores around the house But he didn't stick to the Family plan At grandmother's house Jeffrey killed three men Near the city of Milwaukee to grandmother's house Jeff goes And Jeff found a way to lure young gays To his grandma's home Near the city of Milwaukee to grandmother's house Jeff goes He'll kill some men Dismember them And his grandmother doesn't know Near the city of Milwaukee to grandmother's house Jeff goes And Jeff found a way to lure young gays To his grandma's home Near the city of Milwaukee to grandmother's house Jeff goes He'll kill some men Dismember them And his grandmother doesn't know He'll kill some men Dismember them And his grandmother doesn't know His grandmother doesn't know His grandmother doesn't know
Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 24, 2025
Blood bank, blood bank Blood bank, blood bank, yeah Blood bank, blood bank Blood bank, blood bank, yeah With his combat medic skills Jeff got a job at the local blood bank Milwaukee Blood And Plasma Inc. Was the name of the blood bank Drawing the donated blood He would soon be arrested for exposing his pud Blood bank, blood bank, yeah Blood bank Blood bank, blood bank Blood bank, blood bank, yeah Blood bank, blood bank Blood bank, blood bank, yeah Jeff became a phlebotomist A blood taker at the blood bank He held this job for about a year Then was laid off from the blood bank Drawing the donated blood He would soon be arrested for exposing his pud Blood bank, blood bank, yeah Blood bank Blood bank
Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 24, 2025
It happened on August eighth Nineteen eighty two Jeffrey dropped his pants With a crowd in full view The police arrested him for Disorderly conduct They found him guilty and fined him Fifty dollars court cost Exposure Exposure Four years to the day Jeff was exposing Himself again At the Kinnickinnic River a gathering Place for kids Arrested for masturbating With his pants down to his thighs He told two boys he was having a great Time Exposure Exposure
Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 24, 2025
Jeffrey went down to the Ambassador Hotel With a young man that he didn't know Too well And when he awoke he found the young Man laying dead And the thought of a suitcase popped Into Jeffrey's head He flagged down a taxi back to his Grandma's place With the help of the driver loaded the Man in the suitcase Then when his grandma went to church On Sunday He dismembered the man And he threw him away
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 24, 2025
A man escaped Jeffrey's embrace After being drugged at his Grandmother's place He drank a cup of drug-laced Coffee Jeffrey poured Then he ended up on grandma's basement floor How 'bout some coffee or a soda Or some beer He drank a cup of coffee and things Didn't seem too clear How 'bout some coffee or a soda Or some beer Asleep from the drugged potion Jeffrey fucked him in the rear Having his way with The man on the floor When grandma opened up The basement door Because of what Jeffrey's Grandmother saw He dropped the man off on Someones front lawn How 'bout some coffee or a soda Or some beer He drank a cup of coffee and things Didn't seem too clear How 'bout some coffee or a soda Or some beer Asleep from the drugged potion Jeffrey fucked him in the rear How 'bout some coffee or a soda Or some beer He drank a cup of coffee and things Didn't seem too clear How 'bout some coffee or a soda Or some beer Asleep from the drugged potion Jeffrey fucked him in the rear
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 24, 2025
Jeffrey frequented the bath house for A lonely guy So he could drug their drink And have them for the night The bath house The bath house Clad in a towel Jeff Lured men back To a private cubicle Rendering them unconscious And completely under his control The bath house The bath house
Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 24, 2025
Oompa loompa doopity doo Jeffrey's stirring up some Chocolate for you Oompa loompa doopity dee He worked at the Ambrosia Chocolate Factory What would you Bet Jeffrey guzzled down meat Eating a bunch of the Fellas he'd meet If Jeff was a cat And men were the rats What do you think Will come of that I don't like the look of it Oompa loompa doopity dah Jeffrey loved eating Men from gay bars And he lived in happiness too Like the oompa loompa doopity doo Doopity doo
Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 24, 2025
At the Oxford apartments Jeffrey lived in 213 But his neighbors didn't know that Jeffrey was a fiend He said the fridge was broken And the smell was rotten meat But nobody knew it was the men that Jeff would eat The sound of the power tools woke the Neighbors in the night The men that Jeffrey drugged didn't Put up much fight Jeff strangled and dismembered them And saved some parts to eat The smell of rotting men got worse With the summer heat
Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 24, 2025
Jeffrey went to the Black and Decker store And bought himself a drill and saw Drill bit lobotomy so Jeffrey could Have a live zombie Drill bit lobotomy so Jeffrey could Have a live zombie He gave men a drink with crushed Sleeping pills Once they were unconscious Out came the drill Drill bit lobotomy so Jeffrey could Have a live zombie Drill bit lobotomy so Jeffrey could Have a live zombie Drill bit lobotomy so Jeffrey could Have a live zombie Drill bit lobotomy so Jeffrey could Have a live zombie
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 24, 2025
On the night I met Jeffrey It was a terrible night He took me home and drugged me So I couldn't put up a fight I got the Jeffrey Dahmer blues It's front page news I got the Jeffrey Dahmer blues It's front page news He's drilling my head I wish I was dead Instead I'm a zombie Laying In Jeffrey's bed I got the Jeffrey Dahmer blues It's front page news I got the Jeffrey Dahmer blues It's front page news I got the Jeffrey Dahmer blues It's front page news I got the Jeffrey Dahmer blues It's front page news
Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 24, 2025
The ketchup was blood The mustard was pus Inside the closet Was pickled private parts McDahmers - Isn't your kind of place McDahmers - It's not a happy place McDahmers - He'll boil off your face McDahmers - You'll never leave his place The nuggets were testicles The mayo was cum The burgers were biceps That he ate with condiments McDahmers - Isn't your kind of place McDahmers - It's not a happy place McDahmers - He'll boil off your face McDahmers - You'll never leave his place McDahmers - Isn't your kind of place McDahmers - It's not a happy place McDahmers - He'll boil off your face McDahmers - You'll never leave his place
Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 24, 2025
You'll just have to stay For as long as I say If you try to leave I will make you pay Beside me you'll lay You're drugged anyway I'll keep you like that And things will be OK In an acid-filled drum I put you After two weeks it's sludge You'll turn to Then I'll take my plastic scoop And it's into the toilet with you Drilled your head so you'll stay For as long as I say No more thoughts of leaving While I have my way You're dead in two days But you're still a good lay I'll put you in acid Then flush you away In an acid-filled drum I put you After two weeks it's sludge You'll turn to Then I'll take my plastic scoop And it's into the toilet with you
Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 24, 2025
He'll be coming from Milwaukee When he comes He'll be coming to Chicago When he comes He'll be coming from Milwaukee Coming to Chicago Coming from Milwaukee When he comes He'll be riding a Greyhound bus When he comes He'll be riding a Greyhound bus When he comes He'll be riding a Greyhound bus Riding a Greyhound bus Riding a Greyhound bus When he comes He'll be picking up men at the gay parade When he comes He'll be picking up men at the gay parade When he comes He'll be picking up men at the gay parade Picking up men at the gay parade Picking up men at the gay parade When he comes He'll be taking them home for pictures When he comes He'll be taking them home for pictures When he comes He'll be taking them home for pictures Taking them home for pictures Taking them home for pictures When he comes He'll be druggin' the queers beer When he comes He'll be druggin' the queers beer When he comes He'll be druggin' the queers beer Fuckin' the queers rear Druggin' the queers beer When he comes He'll be cutting 'em up for pictures When he comes He'll be cutting 'em up for pictures When he comes He'll be cutting 'em up for pictures Cutting 'em up for pictures Cutting 'em up for pictures When he comes He'll be fucking the dead men's viscera When he cums He'll be fucking the dead men's viscera When he cums He'll be fucking the dead men's viscera Fucking the dead men's viscera Fucking the dead men's viscera When he cums
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 24, 2025
Scrub a dub dub three men in a tub Jeffrey Dahmer took showers With dead men in his tub He was too tired to cut them up So he put them in cold water With disinfectant Scrub a dub dub three men in a tub Jeffrey Dahmer took showers With dead men in his tub He was too tired to cut them up So he put them in cold water With disinfectant First there was one and Then there was two Dead men in his tub and then The stench grew He was too exhausted to cut them up So he stored them in his bathtub Scrub a dub dub three men in a tub Jeffrey Dahmer took showers With dead men in his tub He was too exhausted to cut them up So he stored them in his bathtub Scrub a dub dub three men in a tub Jeffrey Dahmer took showers With dead men in his tub He was too exhausted to cut them up So he put them in cold water With disinfectant
Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 24, 2025
Konerak Sinthasomphone Roamed away from his home Then Jeffrey offered him money If he'd take off his clothes and pose He drugged him and had oral sex With Konerak Sinthasomphone Then Jeffrey went out for some beer And left him asleep at his home Konerak Sinthasomphone was the boy The police brought back To Jeffery's home And left them alone then Jeffrey Dahmer turned the boy into bones Konerak Sinthasomphone Roamed away from Jeff's home Some women saw him running naked So 911 they phoned The police brought Jeff And Konerak to the apartment And left them alone Then Jeffrey kill and dismembered Young Konerak Sinthasomphone Konerak Sinthasomphone was the boy The police brought back To Jeffery's home And left them alone then Jeffrey Dahmer turned the boy into bones
Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 24, 2025
A man got away from Jeffrey's apartment The police came in and Jeff was busted He let out a scream when they Handcuffed him The police proceeded to discover Body parts of Jeffrey's lovers That started the media circus
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 24, 2025
Temple of bones Jeffrey's shrine to the dead Skulls as garnishment Spray-painted craniums Black table and chair Blue lights and blue curtains Spray-painted craniums Spray-painted craniums Temple of bones Temple of bones Temple of bones Temple of bones Temple of bones Temple of bones Temple of bones Temple of bones The police said sketch your Master plan Jeffrey drew a diagram A blueprint for his morbid throne Constructed with his victim's bones Temple of bones Temple of bones Temple of bones Temple of bones Temple of bones Temple of bones Temple of bones Temple of bones
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 24, 2025
From a hallway mirror I saw him As he drank from the water fountain Then Jeffrey walked into the courtroom With a tight suit that was dark blue Ten feet away the cannibal contained I went to see Jeffrey Dahmer's trial To see the man that committed the acts most vile To hear some of the testimony And listen to what the witnesses say I wait in line to see him Through the bulletproof wall In the courtroom And I had a seat in the front row To watch Jeff like a circus sideshow Ten feet away, the cannibal displayed It's off to see Jeffrey Dahmer's trial To see the man that committed the acts most vile To hear some of the testimony And listen to what the witnesses say It's off to see Jeffrey Dahmer's trial To see the man that committed the acts most vile To hear some of the testimony And listen to what the witnesses say
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 24, 2025
People that went to school With Jeffrey Say he was the class clown Faking epileptic seizures and rolling on The ground Rolling on the ground Acting like a clown Everybody do the Dahmer Come on everybody let's do the Dahmer He was the class clown Come on everybody let's do the Dahmer Rolling on the ground Rolling on the ground Acting like a clown Let's all do the Dahmer Everybody do the Dahmer
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 24, 2025
Jeffrey found religion in his life And he wanted to be baptized In the prison whirlpool he was baptized Minister Roy Ratcliff performed the rites
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 24, 2025
Dahmer was assigned to Clean up the prison Working with two other guys A team of killers One with a blunt object Would soon end the other men's lives Christopher Scarver killed Jeffrey Dahmer Christopher Scarver killed Jeffrey Dahmer Christopher Scarver killed Jeffrey Dahmer Christoper Scarver The guard left them alone To clean the staff bathroom That was Scarver's chance to strike With a bar that he stole from the Prison weight room He bashed Jeffrey's head Until he died Christopher Scarver killed Jeffrey Dahmer Christopher Scarver killed Jeffrey Dahmer Christopher Scarver killed Jeffrey Dahmer Christoper Scarver
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 24, 2025
Ding dong Dahmer's dead Massive injuries to his head Ding dong Dahmer's dead Christopher Scarver Smashed in his head Ding dong Dahmer's dead Massive injuries to his head Ding dong Dahmer's dead Christopher Scarver Smashed in his head Ding dong Dahmer's dead Massive injuries to his head Ding dong Dahmer's dead Christopher Scarver Smashed in his head
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 24, 2025
All that remains Of the man who was insane Inside of a jar is Jeffrey Dahmer's brain Bbbrrraaaiiinnn The bbbrrraaaiiinnn His father wants to Burn the brain And his mother wants it studied For the knowledge we can gain Bbbrrraaaiiinnn The bbbrrraaaiiinnn They ruled to destroy the brain And his father got his wish When they put it in the flame Ffflllaaammmeee The bbbrrraaaiiinnn
Submitted by The Void — Apr 24, 2025