Lordi
Album • 2006
This is an SCG3 Special Report with Sam Romero. "Good evening, I'm Sam Romero. We continue our special rapport now on the so-called monster invasion. As of eleven AM today, the president has declared the nation to be under Marshall law. Reports coming in now indicate that mass hysteria continues to spread throughout the globe. It is not yet confirmed by officials what is causing these horrific events, but it is suggested by certain sources that these creatures that are now being spotted throughout the world, are neither human... nor are they wild animals. It is strongly advised that people should stay indoors and if you encounter one of these beings, do NOT try to make contact with them... They will attack without warning! Our very own William Tracey in the sky is now reporting. [Sam:] Will?... [William:] Sam! We're here hovering over down-town where the monsters are litterly swarming the city! The freeways are glocked... There is absolutely no way out of down-town. These creatures, they are incredibly strong. A few minutes ago we saw one actually pick up an SUV and throw it in a clump of people. And then... Zoom in on that, yeah. Are we getting that? It's actually looking at us! It's, it's climbing. It's... No, pull up, pull up, pull up!! [Sam:] Will? Ehm, we seem to be suffering from technical difficulties. We'll get back to William Tracy as soon as we get the satellite feed repaired. Hm... In the meantime, we now go live to Joan Carr at the Hellbender Plaza. Joan?... [Joan:] Sam! I'm standing here with thousands of citizens. The first thing that greeted us when we drove up was the smell of decomposing flesh! The dead are litterly walking the streets! Aah... Even though the people know about the curfew, there is absolutely no trace of police or the military yet. It's understandable that the people feel the urge to get out of their homes and go look for their loved-ones. They don't know what to do and how to cope with all of this. Aah... Something is happening. Eehmm... Oh my God! RUN!!! [Sam:] We ehm... seem to be experiencing some more technical difficulties with Joan as well, so... Ehm... I'm just being told that someone is infiltrating our broadcasts. Eh... Are we going off the air?.. [Monster:] Good evening, you puny little humans. Don't try to adjust your sat's, we control the transmission. Your deminion of the earth has gone on far too long. You've had your chances, you've blown them all! Now it's time to cut the bullshit. You are a plague! We are forced to take disciplinary action. Behold the sounds that will grind your insides, the sights that will make you blind. Your walls of iron will bend and the seas will run red with your blood. The earth will quake and open its fuming maw swallowing all the heretics and fools on the wide path to hell. The skies will open with a thunderous raw! My little pets will fly out in swarms that will block the sun. They will kiss the flesh off the bones of those who still choose to follow the false prophets. Join us or forever drown in the pit of despair. The Scartic Circle Gathering is now. This is the day of reckoning. This is... The Arockalypse
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 26, 2025
Attention class, here we come, we kick your ass, that's lesson one. I know you've been living in heresy, correction is what you need. Less isn't more, less is less, the more the better, the most the best. You gotta turn up the amps past overload and eardrums will explode. We are what we want to be, Monsters of Rock, we are for real. Stand up for what you believe and shout! Hail in the name of Rock 'n' Roll! Hail in the name of Rock 'n' Roll! Hail in the name of Rock 'n' Roll! Bringing back the balls, bringing back the balls to Rock! Breathing fire, spitting blood and biting off the heads of bats and doves. Dragon boots and guillotines, that is what I want to see. We're the S.M.F. with metal hearts, got love machines, we're breaking the law. And we've got the looks that kill, we're the youth gone wild. We're the creatures of the night We are what we want to be, Monsters of Rock, we are for real. Stand up for what you believe and shout! Hail in the name of Rock 'n' Roll! Hail in the name of Rock 'n' Roll! Hail in the name of Rock 'n' Roll! Bringing back the balls, bringing back the balls to Rock! Big drums, leather and chains, loud guitars, grimace and flames, the two-finger signs, raised fists up high! Hail in the name of Rock 'n' Roll! Hail in the name of Rock 'n' Roll! Hail in the name of Rock 'n' Roll! Bringing back the balls, bringing back the balls to Rock!
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 26, 2025
She lures you in with intention, looks like the girl next door. But it's blood and sticky floors that really turn her on. She's got a body to die for, you touch it and you will. She's got a face of an angel and an urge to kill. She's sanctified by death! Stay away from the Lady Night , don't you mess with the Devil's bride. You gotta pull out! Can't you feel the darkness falling? Get the Hell out, can't you hear the Heaven's roaring? The Deadite girls gone wild! Have casket will travel, she's the best of the worst. She'll chew on your neckbone to quench her thirst. The black widow entraps you, oh boy you're in for a treat. She is the queen of beasts, she is a demon in heat. She's sanctified by death! Stay away from the Lady Night , don't you mess with the Devil's bride. You gotta pull out! Can't you feel the darkness falling? Get the Hell out, can't you hear the Heaven's roaring? The Deadite girls gone wild! No, don't thank Heaven for little girls when their eyes turn white as pearls. You wanna put it inside and you're gonna lose it, she bites. Then she'll suck you dry! Stay away from the Lady Night , don't you mess with the Devil's bride. You gotta pull out! Can't you feel the darkness falling? Get the Hell out, can't you hear the Heaven's roaring? The Deadite girls gone wild!
Submitted by The Void — Apr 26, 2025
Was it already there in the womb and were we pulled out way too soon? Were we quiet too long, were we too small or were we dropped on the floor? Could it be something we ate, did they let us stay up too late? Were there not enough rules, did we get too much love? Was it something they taught us in school? Because inside something bad is awakened and the evil opens its eyes, the temper's rising and the house is shaking. To get out is no longer an option, these are the deeds of the beast We're the kids who wanna play with the dead and we must have lost our minds 'cause we might lose our heads. We're the kids who wanna play with the dead, See us pretty brides and the evil we wed. Oh Lord, we play with the dead! Was it something we saw on TV, the films that were gross and obscene? Is it the clothes and the black-dyed hair or were we just not aware? There must have been some dangerous toys and the music sings of murderous ploys. And it is not like we did not have a choice, backward masking gives the Devil a boice. Because inside something bad is awakened and the evil opens its eyes, the temper's rising and the house is shaking. To get out is no longer an option, these are the deeds of the beast We're the kids who wanna play with the dead and we must have lost our minds 'cause we might lose our heads. We're the kids who wanna play with the dead, See us pretty brides and the evil we wed. Oh Lord, we play with the dead! To get out is no longer an option, these are the deeds of the beast We're the kids who wanna play with the dead and we must have lost our minds 'cause we might lose our heads. We're the kids who wanna play with the dead, See us pretty brides and the evil we wed. Oh Lord, we play with the dead! Now we wanna play with the dead, we lose our heads. Now we wanna play with the dead, we lose our heads. Oh Lord, now we play with the dead!
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 26, 2025
You did the trick, I didn't see it coming, I did not hear a sound and though you were quick I will not be forgiving. You won't be waiting for my return, I promise baby you will burn. Now it snows in Hell, this is the day foretold till death do us apart. Now it snows in Hell, I've gone away but I've got you in my heart. All frozen and scarred! Your life goes on and it's infuriating, how did you not get caught? And your deed will spawn a fate beyond your making You won't be waiting for my return, I promise baby you will burn. Now it snows in Hell, we're done masquerading, this is the day foretold till death do us apart. Now it snows in Hell, no you won't be waiting, I've gone away but I've got you in my heart. All frozen and scarred! You shouldn't visit me at my grave, my hands will grab you through the dirt. I giveth, I taketh away, witness my rebirth from the Devils Churn. Hell, we're done masquerading, this is the day foretold till death do us apart. Now it snows in Hell, no you won't be waiting, I've gone away but I've got you in my heart. All frozen and scarred! Hell, we're done masquerading, this is the day foretold till death do us apart. Now it snows in Hell, no you won't be waiting, I've gone away but I've got you in my heart. All frozen and scarred!
Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 26, 2025
All the vixens stand in line and waiting for my fright night, be the new flesh for the sacrifice. Screaming out the mating call, I've become the lord of love. I will break your will for good, I treat you like a brute. Who's your daddy, say who's your daddy, who puts you in your place? Who's your daddy, bitch who's your daddy? Surrender and obey, who's your daddy? She's a battle-axe in pinstripes, get ready for your prime time, maxx out the triple-X-drive. Screaming out the mating call, I've become the lord of love. I will break your will for good, I treat you like a brute. Who's your daddy, say who's your daddy, who puts you in your place? Who's your daddy, bitch who's your daddy? Surrender and obey, who's your daddy? Get down, get down, lay down, lay down, stay down, stay down for daddy. Get down, get down, lay down, lay down, stay down, stay down for daddy. Who's your daddy, say who's your daddy? Who's your daddy, girl who's your daddy? Who's your daddy, bitch who's your daddy, who keeps you in line? Who's your daddy, say who's your daddy? Who's your daddy, girl who's your daddy? Who's your daddy, bitch who's your daddy, who keeps you in line? Who's your daddy, say who's your daddy, who puts you in your place? Who's your daddy, bitch who's your daddy? Surrender and obey, who's your daddy?
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025
Hard Rock Hallelujah... And the saints are crippled on this sinners' night, lost are the lambs with no guiding light. The walls come down like thunder, rocks about to roll, It's the Arockalypse, now bare your soul. All we need is lightning with power and might striking down the prophets of false. And as the moon is rising give us the sign, now let us rise up in awe. Rock 'n' Roll Angels bring thyn Hard Rock Hallelujah, demons and angels all in one have arrived. Rock 'n Roll Angels bring thyn Hard Rock Hallelujah, in God's creation supernatural high. The true believers thou shall be saved, brothers and sisters keep strong in the faith. On the day of Rockoning it's who dares wins, you will see the jokers soon will be the new kings. All we need is lightning with power and might striking down the prophets of false. And as the moon is rising give us the sign, now let us rise up in awe. Rock 'n' Roll Angels bring thyn Hard Rock Hallelujah, demons and angels all in one have arrived. Rock 'n Roll Angels bring thyn Hard Rock Hallelujah, in God's creation supernatural high. Wings on my back, I got horns on my head, my fangs are sharp and my eyes are red Not quite an angel or the one that fell so now choose to join us or go straight to Hell. Hard Rock Hallelujah... Rock 'n' Roll Angels bring thyn Hard Rock Hallelujah, demons and angels all in one have arrived. Rock 'n Roll Angels bring thyn Hard Rock Hallelujah, in God's creation supernatural high.
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 26, 2025
You know you saw them but no one ever listens, they will be long gone by the time the sun has risen. You feel 'em lurking, hear 'em howling in the shadows, wreaking havoc on your perfect world. They are the tricking trolls and they got the bell that tolls. Flash at the edge of your sight, they only come out at night. They only come out at night... The shadows breathe with a venom like no other, a silent evil where there should not be another. I feel 'em lurking, hear 'em howling in the shadows, wreaking havoc on my perfect world. They are the tricking trolls and they got the bell that tolls. Flash at the edge of your sight, they only come out at night. They only come out at night... Don't know what's at stake, I think they're right beside me. I gotta stay awake and keep them all from biting. They only come out at night...
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 26, 2025
You got your invitation, a family dinner and tonight we will meet. No need for hesitation, sugar, we're gonna love you and it's all we can eat. The steaks ala carte mama makes from the heart and my pa's such a gourmet for gore. Jammed eyes, bleeding herbs, banquet dining is worth dying for. And at the chainsaw, chainsaw buffet the secret ingredient screams. You're my main course at the chainsaw buffet, feed on man-eater's cuisine. At the chainsaw buffet! Mother said that you were a sweet chic, called up your folks and they'll join us for brunch. Nice day for a picnic, they'll be delighted only they are the lunch. The steaks ala carte mama makes from the heart and my pa's such a gourmet for gore. Jammed eyes, bleeding herbs, banquet dining is worth dying for. And at the chainsaw, chainsaw buffet the secret ingredient screams. You're my main course at the chainsaw buffet, feed on man-eater's cuisine. At the chainsaw buffet! And at the chainsaw, chainsaw buffet the secret ingredient screams. You're my main course at the chainsaw buffet, feed on man-eater's cuisine. And at the chainsaw, chainsaw buffet the secret ingredient screams. You're my main course at the chainsaw buffet, boiling your blood till it steams. And at the chainsaw, chainsaw buffet the secret ingredient screams. You're my main course at the chainsaw buffet, feed on man-eater's cuisine. At the chainsaw buffet!
Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 26, 2025
Pigtails, the cutest smiles but it is all delusion. Kneesocks, the sweetest eyes, it's just a grand illusion. When they're bad they just get better like saints full of sin. And again the constrictor queens will shed their skin. All the naugty Lordi Girls they know it's good to be bad. They gonna claw before they purr, they know it's good to be bad. She-Hulk's in a girl disguise but you will fall into confusion. Now they might play it nice but you're heading for an execution. When they're bad they just get better like saints full of sin. And again the constrictor queens will shed their skin. All the naugty Lordi Girls they know it's good to be bad. They gonna claw before they purr, they know it's good to be bad.
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 26, 2025
Now beware the streets tonite and lay low till the sunrise 'cause the undead casanovas hunt for love. Lock the doors, drop the blinds, keep quiet and stay inside but nothing helps when push comes to shove. Bequeth thy loving, my body's cold, I take you in my coffin where you can kiss my bones. On the Night of the loving dead, love the unliving, no skins attached. On the night of the loving dead, the night of the loving dead. Dressing sharp, au naturel, looking drop dead gorgeous. Sins of the rotten flesh for you to hold My caress is terminal 'cause my touch is torture, there's no way in Hell I'll let you go. Bequeth thy loving, my body's cold, I take you in my coffin where you can kiss my bones. On the Night of the loving dead, love the unliving, no skins attached. On the night of the loving dead, the night of the loving dead. Six feet underground, if I had a heart you would make it pound. You make the dead come alive! On the Night of the loving dead, love the unliving, no skins attached. On the Night of the loving dead, love the unliving, no skins attached. On the Night of the loving dead, love the unliving, no skins attached. On the night of the loving dead, the night of the loving dead.
You've been pushed around until you mumble, beaten to the ground but you won't crumble. They strike you dumb, they bring you down, they keep you on the losing end and they tell your right is wrong, your high is low. So give 'em Hell! Kick up a row, we're the Supermonstars, we chant the anthem of the phantoms. Deal out the blows like a Supermonstar, we are humble to none. They can't make you out that makes you bogus and they think they know what we're about but they just don't know us. They strike you dumb, they bring you down, they keep you on the losing end and they tell your right is wrong, your high is low. So give 'em Hell! Kick up a row, we're the Supermonstars, we chant the anthem of the phantoms. Deal out the blows like a Supermonstar, we are humble to none.
Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 26, 2025
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