Lordi
Album • 2023
Up on the silver screen you looked so alive I fell in love at first sight You lost your head because of some other guy But now I’m making you mine I took a shovel and I went to your grave You will re-animate We had one night until the very next day Death took you away Jayne How did you end up dead again Jayne Bringing you back is all in vain Jayne You keep on ending up dead again Dead again Necromancing her for morning toast By lunchtime she is gone Post mortem when she wakes I like the most But she’s ice cold by dawn She don’t like it when I make her mine That may be why she dies Resurrected for the twentieth time Patched her up real fine Jayne How did you end up dead again Jayne Bringing you back is all in vain Jayne You keep on ending up dead again Dead again Your death I will reverse Your ex won’t lift the curse Dead again Dead again Dead again Dead again Dead again Jayne How did you end up dead again Jayne Bringing you back is all in vain Jayne You keep on ending up dead again Dead again Dead again Dead again Dead again Dead again
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 26, 2025
Good evening, welcome to our program, it is I, Nosferuiz I bring you another thrilling installment from the screem writers' crypts Tonight our creature feature comes From the creepiest scream place of all time Not one, nor two, but twelve terrific tales I hope we can finish this marathon before sunrise Our first tragic story stars: Hiisi, Mana, Kone, Hella and Lordi Now hold on to your crosses and put salt on the windows and doors As we bring you: "Unliving Picture Show"
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Feb 06, 2026
At the Drive-In He took her there just to scare her She screams again He wraps his arm 'round his foxy girl Behind the cars The wind from the graveyard blows colder The Celluloid triggered a spell The corpses leave graves where they dwell These reels bring Hell The Unliving Pictures Horrifying creepy creatures Crawl out of the feature In the unliving Unliving Picture show At the Drive-in Monsters jump out from the big screen Their engines are dead Fiction is warping reality But he got his wish This night will end with her screaming The Celluloid triggered a spell The corpses leave graves where they dwell These reels bring Hell The Unliving Pictures Horrifying creepy creatures Crawl out of the feature In the unliving Unliving Picture show Now you have to meet The famous monsters of the silver screen They're worse than they seem Wolf Man Frankenstein In flesh and blood they are more extreme The Unliving Pictures Horrifying creepy creatures Crawl out of the feature In the Unliving Picture Show The Unliving Pictures Horrifying creepy creatures Crawl out of the feature In the Unliving Unliving Picture Show
The master of Darkness is on his throne Pondering how best to keep up with the times Enough with rotting skin and fragile bone My army needs to be a digital abzyme Demon biology Meets with technology Bow down Right now For innovation so profound Inhumanoid Electrical undead Engineered To destroy Godzillandroid Defy the will of God Steel and bones Blood and Oil Inhumanoid Enter robotic troops Of Living Dead They march Beach Boulevard As people run and scream An OS Overwrite kicks in instead Now they're saying We want to live The California Dream Demon biology Meets with technology Bow down Right now For innovation so profound Inhumanoid Electrical undead Engineered To destroy Godzillandroid Defy the will of God Steel and bones Blood and Oil Inhumanoid Inhumanoid Electrical undead Engineered To destroy Godzillandroid Defy the will of God Steel and bones Blood and Oil Inhumanoid
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 26, 2025
Step right up I am worth your ticket Look at me I'll show you horrific No one could tell that I'm just a broken thing (A broken thing) I am a wonder they come see The rubes pay more for horror that I can bring (I can bring) This freak show needs a geek like me Forsaken Everyone stares at the thing in the cage Everyone stares as I shiver in rage I am the sideshow attraction My misery's here for your satisfaction Everyone stares at the thing in the cage Standing applause as I enter the stage They say I'm the spawn of the devil I am unique and I'm god damn special Yesterday ruined my tomorrow All my scars tell of broken sorrow No one could tell that I'm just a broken thing (A broken thing) I am a wonder they come see The rubes pay more for horror that I can bring (I can bring) This freak show needs a geek like me Forsaken Everyone stares at the thing in the cage Everyone stares as I shiver in rage I am the sideshow attraction My misery's here for your satisfaction Everyone stares at the thing in the cage Standing applause as I enter the stage They say I'm the spawn of the devil I am unique and I'm god damn special Used to have fine cuisine and hefty payment Now I eat rats to feed your entertainment Everyone stares at the thing in the cage Everyone stares as I shiver in rage I am the sideshow attraction My misery's here for your satisfaction Everyone stares at the thing in the cage Standing applause as I enter the stage They say I'm the spawn of the devil I am unique and I'm god damn special
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 26, 2025
Silhouettes of Bats Are crossing the Moon The sun is setting And it's blood red painting doom Coming Soon A torch is lit To put some bright in the dark It won't chase away the fear that's in the heart there is no spark Anticipation is about to explode Initiation is a bite Down on the throat Let's go Vampyro Fang Club For the ones who wanna stay Forever young For the children of the Night Who stay out of the light Vampyro Fang Club If you try to leave You will be turned to dust But you'll have eternal life Where love never dies With morning sunrise You have stayed up all night You're made of darkness And you just can't stand the light Well that's all right They don't know what They don't know what they think You know by now you are More than meets the eye you will never drink... Wine Anticipation is about to explode Initiation is a bite Down on the throat Let's go Vampyro Fang Club For the ones who wanna stay Forever young For the children of the Night Who stay out of the light Vampyro Fang Club If you try to leave You will be turned to dust But you'll have eternal life Where love never dies When the night is done And the sun comes out We will enter our coffins to lie We will sleep undead sleep Till the stakes hammer down We won't ever realize when we die Vampyro Fang Club For the ones who wanna stay Forever young For the children of the Night Who stay out of the light Vampyro Fang Club If you try to leave You will be turned to dust But you'll have eternal life Where love never dies
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025
All this life I've been alone Trying to hide away So unique I'll never find a dame Pray to Heaven for Devil's sake This loneliness is Hell Then you came For the tolling bell All's well You're beautiful As if you're made for me Built to be my Bride Perfect dream for me to hold I'll never let you go If you cross me There's one thing you should know The blood will flow Your flesh is cold but so is mine We're two of a kind Sutured up To be brought to life Pray to Heaven for Devil's sake This loneliness is Hell Then you came For the tolling bell All's well You're beautiful As if you're made for me Built to be my Bride Perfect dream for me to hold I'll never let you go If you cross me There's one thing you should know The blood will flow You're beautiful As if you're made for me Built to be my Bride Perfect dream for me to hold I'll never let you go You're beautiful As if you're made for me Built to be my Bride Perfect dream for me to hold I'll never let you go If you cross me There's one thing you Should know The blood will flow
Submitted by Immortal — Apr 26, 2025
Birth Predicted by the ancient poem Words For all to see upon the totem Born A little baby long awaited Horns She’s got a birthmark and it’s fated Wells are dry and crops are dying She is the beast there’s no denying Behold the child is evil They prophesized her name Lucyfer’s primevil Priest How can you save us from disaster Beast She is a vessel for her master Stake If she burns she’s not a liar Mistake An innocent is in the fire Wells are dry and crops are dying She is the beast there’s no denying Behold the child is evil They prophesized her name Lucyfer’s primevil Solo Behold the child is evil They prophesized her name Lucyfer’s primevil
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Apr 26, 2025
Legends talk of the evil Lurking in the corn Something's wrong with the straw-man Who looks so forlorn The blood moon's light will shine And he'll come to life (Come to life) You cut across the field So you're next in line Next in line You should beware the Scarecrow You are what he craves He needs Flesh and bone You won't escape the Scarecrow you will take his place up there on the pole He's a thing made of work out cloths And witch's curse All he needs is to find someone To quench his thirst The blood moon's light will shine And he'll come to life (Come to life) You cut across his field So you're next in line Next in line You should beware the Scarecrow You are what he craves He needs Flesh and bone You won't escape the Scarecrow you will take his place up there on the pole The Cornfield whispers your name You scream as you start to change He crumbles to the ground 'cause you're the Scarecrow now You should beware the Scarecrow You are what he craves He needs Flesh and bone You won't escape the Scarecrow you will take his place up there on the pole You should beware the Scarecrow You are what he craves He needs Flesh and bone You won't escape the Scarecrow you will take his place up there on the pole You should beware the Scarecrow You are what he craves He needs Flesh and bone You won't escape the Scarecrow you will take his place up there on the pole
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025
Changes in the Moonlight glow Bristly hair will start to grow Canine fangs are coming out Facial bones form into a snout Senses getting crystal sharp Scent of prey I smell from afar Ripping off these binding clothes Wolf in me is proudly exposed Down through the ages we've been hunted (Hunted down) Risking limb and life By roaming in the night Need to be The way I'm born to be On the Lycantropical Island Finally I'll be me Sail away To where my kind can play On the Lycantropical Island Where I long to stay Packed my bags and booked the flight On my way to paradise They caught me at security A silver bullet ended me Down through the ages we've been hunted (Hunted down) Risking limb and life By roaming in the night Need to be The way I'm born to be On the Lycantropical Island Finally I'll be me Sail away To where my kind can play On the Lycantropical Island Where I long to stay I found the island Crossing over to the other side Now I need to be The way I'm born to be On the Lycantropical Island Finally I'll be me Sail away To where my kind can play On the Lycantropical Island Where I long to stay
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 26, 2025
Once crowned The prince did fall Vowing revenge on the father Lockdown In Seward's Hall He needs the voice of his master There in the dark Gargoyles made of stone Unholy power her head's on his pole Meet the lord of the keep Feast with him till you sleep Hangs on to your cross Beware his teeth In the Castle of Dracoolove So cold is the flesh As blood Lust is boiling Darken thy kingdom come Lusting for death Count Dracoolove Statues They come alive Ladies ooze out of the paintings Induced By the candlelight Now you are ripe for the taking There in the dark Gargoyles made of stone Unholy power her head's on his pole Meet the lord of the keep Feast with him till you sleep Hangs on to your cross Beware his teeth In the Castle of Dracoolove So cold is the flesh As blood Lust is boiling Darken thy kingdom come Lusting for death Count Dracoolove There's not a soul in this unholy crowd The tenants are hissing and seething The image twisted on the holiest shroud No one gets out You are Dracoolove Bound Castle of Dracoolove So cold is the flesh As blood lust is boiling Darken thy kingdom come Lusting for death Count Dracoolove In the Castle of Dracoolove So cold is the flesh As blood Lust is boiling Darken thy kingdom come Lusting for death Count Dracoolove
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025
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For centuries we built him mighty temples We sang the Hymns to praise him in Cathedrals Wonder if we got it all wrong Love and understanding he's not Behold the Brimstone and fire raining now From the Heavens Bringing his wrath the almighty striketh down Armageddon Heavengeance Heavengeance Heavengeance Heavengeance Falling Falling Falling from Grace Falling Falling Falling from Grace Cometh a sunny day we praise his glory When ill befalls us it's the Devil's Folly Wonder if we got it all wrong Love and understanding he's not Behold the Brimstone and fire raining now From the Heavens Bringing his wrath the almighty striketh down Armageddon Heavengeance Heavengeance Heavengeance Heavengeance Behold the Brimstone and fire raining now From the Heavens Bringing his wrath the almighty striketh down Armageddon Heavengeance Heavengeance Heavengeance Heavengeance Behold the Brimstone and fire raining now From the Heavens Heavengeance Falling Falling Falling from Grace Falling Falling Falling from Grace
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 26, 2025
In the backseat I am laying down Daddy's driving me around the town Trying to calm me till I fall asleep I'm looking at the passing sky and trees Stare at the dragon in the amusement park Hulk from the comics got deep in my heart Listening to the owl one cold winter's eve At the cabin got stung by a bee It is warm, the sun is shining through The orange curtain in my childhood room The Muppets on the TV they sing their song Mommy's smiling as I sing along First day of School With friends we're playing Tag I have an Owl printed on my bag Dad builds a house and we move away New friends, new things, Trying to learn how to play Seeing E.T going home I cried And I saw my father teary-eyed Someday my time will come to be And when I leave until we meet I'll be waiting at the gates for you Hearing God of Thunder blew my mind With slasher heros I became entwined I knew then what and who I want to be I am a monster, that's my legacy On the day I finally fade away Like memories of childhood summer days And the nights the sun don't set For all you friends I've ever met I'll be right here waiting... for you
Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 26, 2025
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