Lordi
Album • 2016
"I bet you thought you would never hear from me again, you were wrong, It's Ruiz! Oh, you're closing the curtains? I can still see you! Locking your doors and closing your windows won't help you. That bat in your hands, it's useless. Those beautiful blue eyes, I'm gonna suck them right outta your skull, those lips, those red lips, I'm gonna chew them off of your face. I can hardly wait. Enough, here I come!"
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025
Skeletor is the coolest leader on evil's side. Never mind his voice, on his face I base my choice. Though he's ruling Snake Mountain Castle Greyskull is the shit. He-Man should understand it's time to pack his bags. He-Man go away but Teela, you should stay. I have the power, this is the time He-Man must die. Let's go slaughter He-Man, kill the sissy and make it hurt. I wanna be the Beast-Man in the "Masters of the Universe". Let's go slaughter He-Man, kill the sissy and make it hurt. I wanna be the Beast-Man in the "Masters of the Universe" tonite. Come on He-Man's a loser and what the Hell's with that hair? He-Man's head should be on a stake in front of Greyskull's gate On the day that it happens we will celebrate, we'd see tears of joy in the empty eye sockets of the evil leader's face. He-Man go away but Teela, you should stay. I have the power, this is the time He-Man must die. Let's go slaughter He-Man, kill the sissy and make it hurt. I wanna be the Beast-Man in the "Masters of the Universe". Let's go slaughter He-Man, kill the sissy and make it hurt. I wanna be the Beast-Man in the "Masters of the Universe" tonite. Kill! Since wimpy He-Man is in pieces torn, who would have thought that we would be so bored? Let's go slaughter He-Man, kill the sissy and make it hurt. I wanna be the Beast-Man in the "Masters of the Universe". Let's go slaughter He-Man, kill the sissy and make it hurt. I wanna be the Beast-Man in the "Masters of the Universe" tonite.
Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 26, 2025
And I wanna make you broken, come on cowgirl take a ride. I wanna rip you open, a swinging wrecking ball inside. Let me mount you gently! Love with a fist, intruding rear entry. You're gonna like this! I wanna hug you hardcore, wanna rock you sore and ramming up the exit door. I wanna hug you hardcore, stretch your room into a hall 'til it's me who's getting bored. Ride the Hershey Highway, tight it for the monster truck Face down, ass up, here we come, we wish you luck. Let me mount you gently! Love with a fist, intruding rear entry. You're gonna like this! I wanna hug you hardcore, wanna rock you sore and ramming up the exit door. I wanna hug you hardcore, stretch your room into a hall 'til it's me who's getting bored. Five into one the dirty fingers, where there's no sun it's rammin' in her. Dirty dirty fingers, my dirty dirty fingers! Let me mount you gently! Love with a fist, intruding rear entry. You're gonna like this! I wanna hug you hardcore, wanna rock you sore and ramming up the exit door. I wanna hug you hardcore, stretch your room into a hall 'til it's me who's getting bored.
Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 26, 2025
I'm going down with the Devil! That's what I've been told forever, fr all the things that I love lead to Hell. Here I go down with the Devil, so far it's the best journey ever. I've been told I'm sick but I'm feeling pretty well. They say the Devil dressed me, they hear him speak when I speak. They say I'm lost and damned but I know damn well just where I am. Do I go down, down with the Devil? Down with the Devil I go! Do I go down, down with the Devil? Down with the Devil I go! Do I go down, down with the Devil? Down with the Devil I go! Do I go down, down with the Devil? Down with the Devil I go! There is Hell to pay said the Devil but I'm a real go getter and I'm sure that I'll find a soul I can sell. They say the Devil dressed me, they hear him speak when I speak. They say I'm lost and damned but I know damn well just where I am. Do I go down, down with the Devil? Down with the Devil I go! Do I go down, down with the Devil? Down with the Devil I go! Do I go down, down with the Devil? Down with the Devil I go! Do I go down, down with the Devil? Down with the Devil I go! Down, down, down, sown with the Devil. Down, down, down, sown with the Devil. They say the Devil dressed me, they hear him speak when I speak. They say I'm lost and damned but I know damn well just where I am. Do I go down, down with the Devil? Down with the Devil I go! Do I go down, down with the Devil? Down with the Devil I go! Do I go down, down with the Devil? Down with the Devil I go! Do I go down, down with the Devil? Down with the Devil I go!
Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 26, 2025
She had breakfast in the morning, out the house by afternoon. When her dog barked that whole night it was a sign. One week later she's still missing, we all wonder could our Mary be alive. We talk about the way she used to smile when she got caught out in the rain. And we all recall the sparkle in her eyes, too bad they won't see her again. Because Mary is dead! Well they haven't found a crime scene and so I helped put posters up. They can search till they get blisters on their feet. All the while I keep my secret, Mary how I loved to see you bleed. We talk about the way she used to smile when she got caught out in the rain. And we all recall the sparkle in her eyes, too bad they won't see her again. Because Mary is dead, 'cause I know that Mary is dead. We talk about the way she used to smile when she got caught out in the rain. And we all recall the sparkle in her eyes, too bad they won't see her again. Because Mary is dead!
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 26, 2025
Baby you look like an actress, do you act? And Lady I'm throwing a party at my pad, maybe you're willing to do what you have to. Baby it looks like you'd do it all and even more, anything at all, anything, everything, everything. Baby I'm casting a sick flick, a part in sick flick ain't that hard. You got the looks for a sick flick and in my sick flick you're the star. Baby I wanna know what's behind those eyes And Lady what color are you deep down inside, maybe I'll find out when I jackhammer you. Baby are you willing to do it all and even more, anything at all, anything, everything, everything. Baby I'm casting a sick flick, a part in sick flick ain't that hard. You got the looks for a sick flick and in my sick flick you're the star.
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025
Her brother took her to the cellar that night, a secret shall remain here. The axe was laying on the floor in plain sight, soon we'll have nothing to fear. And up the stairs little feet they did climb, crept in the room with such care. Daddy saw her swinging the blade! Brother smiled, they won't cry and next day she's taken away. When questioned he told them sister must have gone crazy. When the Devil's the dealer it's one for all and none for one. And no one believed her, one for all and none for one. The shrinks say she will never be cured 'cause the little girl is so young. Mother is cold when she's visiting her, her brother won't ever come. When she dreams she's swinging the blade. Years go by, she realized her brother has cut all her ties. She's inside hospitalized While brother lives the good life. When the Devil's the dealer it's one for all and none for one. And no one believed her, one for all and none for one. And a voice he does not know whispers through the phone: "Hey brother I've escaped, it's your turn for our swinging blade!" When the Devil's the dealer it's one for all and none for one. And no one believed her, one for all and none for one.
Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 26, 2025
This track is instrumental.
Suffice to say it's forgotten, there is truth in every tale. Fear the dark for good reason, evil always stalks the vale. Denizens of the dark are hiding in plain sight, to say they're not real is a real good way to die. No use in mourning, to deny the simple truth. Missed all the warnings and the many turns to few. Ancient legion of the damned mere memory, man would shake with fear before the Demonarchy. So "Slay the beast" is the common call for centuries, hunted down and terrorized by Demonarchy. There is an animal in her and the moon will make her howl. He has been called the impaler, he's the count dressed in a cowl. The hag deep in the woods boils kittens in a pot, her undead son eats brains and reeks of body rot. No use in mourning, to deny the simple truth. Missed all the warnings and the many turns to few. Ancient legion of the damned mere memory, man would shake with fear before the Demonarchy. So "Slay the beast" is the common call for centuries, hunted down and terrorized by Demonarchy. The little cabal meets with every blue moon, there's ripping of flesh and scheming the night through. The quartet from Hell, uneasy alliance, the best of the worst, the descendants of violence. Nosferatu, Lycanthrope, Necromancer and her undead son. The Scarctic Circle Gathering, and their right is town folks wrong. "Hear us breathing, we're always close, don't confront us, you have no hope." Ancient legion of the damned mere memory, man would shake with fear before the Demonarchy. So "Slay the beast" is the common call for centuries, hunted down and terrorized by Demonarchy.
Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 26, 2025
A house deep in the woods covered in haze, bats caught in spiderwebs a witches place. A table made of bones, a banquette laid waiting. There are the four of them, one for each race. The ancient boogiemen stuck in their ways. Not one will compromise, no losing face staring. The great Demonarchy, it is the unholy gathering. The great Demonarchy, their welcome is wearing thin. The end is closing in! Bloodsucker and the witch have their disputes. The wolf and the undead have issues too. This dinner has been called to hash it through barely. The great Demonarchy, it is the unholy gathering. The great Demonarchy, their welcome is wearing thin. The end is closing in! "I'm the chairman of this board" said the vampire in a rage. "There will be order in this board or damnit there's hell to pay!" Submit, submit, submit! The wolf's biding her time, the witch sharpens her knife. The great Demonarchy, it is the unholy gathering. The great Demonarchy, their welcome is wearing thin. The end is closing in! There on the clearing's edge wanders a child, his sister Lizzy is lost out in the wild. He hopes that she's okay, he fears she's not. He's calling out her name, it's all for naught. "Lizzy, Lizzy, Lizzy..."
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 26, 2025
The She-Wolf is in heat, fancies the bloodsucking beast! "How can I make him notice me, my desire for him is a cancer. I'm just a bitch out of his league, I'm a pathetic fool, romancer Watch me now, I cut myself, I bleed for you, my prince from Hell. You bring me to my knees and I'm screaming: Baby please see me!" Lonely together, murder the heart, why should living be so hard? Lonely together, freaks of the dark, Heaven sent Hell on earth. Beware the witch's grudge! "I hate the sucker for what he's done!" "How can I make him notice me because my son deserves eternal life. The spell I cast creates zombies, he could have saved him with one bite! Oh how I hate the prince from Hell, my magic wanes, my son is not himself! He slowly rots away and he's screaming for he's craving brains!" Lonely together, murder the heart, why should living be so hard? Lonely together, freaks of the dark, Heaven sent Hell on earth. Tension, conflict! And they're sitting round the table, they stare each other down. The zombie's snarling in the corner, the others make no sound. The stench of rotting zombie, it assaults the canine's nose. The werewolf breaks the silence And says "The stink has to go!" "And while we're on the subject, in the time of full moon he drives my senses crazy, why can't you chain him in his room?" The witch stands up and screams "Hey bitch, it's not my dear boy's fault, so deal with it!" "Silence!" shouts the Nosferatu, blazing in his, blazing in his eyes. "We've problems dire compared to this! Stupid whores, no time to bitch, the town folks ire has raised in pitch, some miscreant's abducting kids! I've lived for centuries, their petty schemes vexing indeed!" Lonely together, murder the heart, Heaven sent Hell on earth. Lonely together, freaks of the dark, Heaven sent Hell on earth.
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 26, 2025
The boy was strangely different from the others, he'd meet her in the woods. The werewolf girl and witches son were lovers, a match that can not be good. Moonlight, wolf bite! The boy was getting ill and his heart was going still. The spell his mother cast, from death she brought him back. Nothing's forever, nothing is ever meant to last, trying hard as Hell to get it back. Time has no meaning when love means more than life, and the zombie says... Village kids avoid the woods, not Lizzy, that's why she's on a plate. Following the witches trail was easy, the mob will be on its way. Oven baked Lizzy steaks! Their differences aside, on Lizzy they now dine. They raise a glass of wine and toast eternal life. Nothing's forever, nothing is ever meant to last, trying hard as Hell to get it back. Time has no meaning when love means more than life, and the zombie says... The vampire took a bite and then he felt the burn. "You hag, it's garlic spice you used to season her!" "You hag, you poisoned that, you really thought I could be offed?! Let me get this straight, could it really be you're planning mutiny in Demonarchy?" Vampire stared them down, witch proudly stood her ground. And werewolf let out a growl, Demonarchy unbound. And the zombie said... Nothing's forever, nothing is ever meant to last, trying hard as Hell to get it back. Nothing's forever, nothing is ever meant to last, trying hard as Hell to get it back. Time has no meaning when love means more than life, and the zombie says...
"They call me Impaler, the great Nosferatu!" and with that he explodes across the room. He grabs the witch and bites her, the Bloodsucker's teeth are sharp. The son smells blood and rips his mom apart. Lines are drawn and it is "game on", I fear we'll all be gone by the break of dawn. Break of dawn, break of dawn! Break of dawn, so many souls will fall, death waits to reap them all by the break of dawn, break of dawn. With pitchworks and torches, some of them have guns The town folk mob shouts "We have had enough!" "Give us back our Lizzie you God forsaken witch! We'll burn you at the stake for what you did! You crossed the line this one last time! She-Demon be gone!" And now the door is swinging open, much to the town folk's surprise. Emerging out of the cabin two bloodied creatures of fright. And the Count spoke "So even you now dare to face me, you puny mortal souls?!" The two were wraiths ripping and biting, folks had nowhere to go. All the while the son was inside and he is eating up his mother's guts. And all the while poor Billy watched from the woods all the townfolk die. In blinding rage the vampire turned, wolf ran inside, he followed her. Against the wall she barred her teeth, a silver knife as within reach Rolling on the floor his and her fangs find the mark. They bump into the zombie and he bites both of them hard. Slipping past her ribs the deadly silver tip. Her heart the knife did prick, she said "Oh why, my prince?" Unseen by all Billy sneaks inside, he has a stake, to the counts heart he strikes and now they all are gone. It's the break of the dawn! Break of dawn, break of dawn! Break of dawn, so many souls did fall, death waits to reap them all by the break of dawn, break of dawn. And the zombie says...
Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 26, 2025
First beams of morning sun intrude across the room. Illuminating carnage that spelled out their doom. It's all final, they got what they deserve, end of rivals, justice is served. It's the morning after the night, the night the monsters died. Don't have to be afraid 'cause we're already dead. It's the morning after the night, the night the monsters died. Now we'll say goodbye for the final time. First light on vampire skin, it is boiling in the sun. She-Wolf in a pool of blood, dead eyes, lolling tongue. Mother cadaver, son covered in her gore. Entrails outside spread out on the floor. It's the morning after the night, the night the monsters died. Don't have to be afraid 'cause we're already dead. It's the morning after the night, the night the monsters died. Now we'll say goodbye for the final time. Undead blood is kicking in, it wakes up the dead. Witch's eyes are opening in her half eaten head. Re-animate! Vampire awakes, removes the stake. Werewolf revived, opens her eyes. Poor Billy's stunned, nowhere to run. It's the morning after the night, the night the monsters died. Don't have to be afraid 'cause we're already dead. It's the morning after the night, the night the monsters died. Now we'll say goodbye for the final time.
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 26, 2025
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