Lagerphone

Hey, hey, hey Lagerphone Lost me ship, I've got no booze Scavenging about, where's me crew? But what I've got is this fine-looking fellow What I've got is my Lagerphone Stick and Caps, oh, what a sound Greatest treasure I've ever found Jingling lids, big thumps on the ground Life's a party with my Lagerphone My Lager, my Lagerphone Throw the bottle my way If you're drinking today With your Lagerphone You, you're not on your own You're never alone With your Lagerphone Hey, hey, hey Lagerphone Travel the world, rock all the places Adventures around, meeting all the faces Drink the rum, such a great taste, yes King of the crew, my Lagerphone Across the seas, a legacy will thrive Of a boot sculling legend and his will to survive Dancing jigs with his stick that jives I feel alive with you, Lagerphone My Lager, my Lagerphone Throw the bottle my way If you're drinking today With your Lagerphone You, you're not on your own You're never alone With your Lagerphone Hey, throw the bottle my way If you're drinking today With your Lagerphone You, you're not on your own You're never alone With your Lagerphone

Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026