Drink 'Til We Die
We are Lagerstein And this is: The Rum Thieves ‘Twas early in the morning through fog as thick as night Those mangy dogs awoke us to a truly awful sight They crept aboard our ship and broke into our stores They left, like silent devils, with all our rum and more Those bastards stole our rum! Those bastards stole our rum! Raise the mainsails high, mate, and hoist the anchor chain Prepare the cabin crew, Ahoy! Let's show those maggots pain Rouse the quickstart crewmates, from cabin boy to crook Those bastards, who stole all our rum, will pay for what they took! Thosе bastards stole our rum! In the middle of thе night we sneak onto their boat We creep up nice and quiet and slit their fucking throats! In lager-pirate nature, we'll show ‘em something new As pirates, one and all, we'll steal their fucking brew! Those bastards stole our rum! Those bastards stole our rum! Raise the mainsails high, mate, and hoist the anchor chain Prepare the cabin crew, Ahoy! let's show those maggots pain Rouse the quickstart crewmates, from cabin boy to crook Those bastards, who stole all our rum, will pay for what they took! Those thieving fucking bastards! They stole our fucking rum! They'll pay for what they took! Those bastards stole our rum! Those bastards stole our rum! Raise the mainsails high, mate, and hoist the anchor chain Prepare the cabin crew, Ahoy! let's show those maggots pain Rouse the quickstart crewmates, from cabin boy to crook Those bastards, who stole all our rum, will pay for what they took!
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026
We've taken land before We rule the entire sea We're venturing through new ground To where the ground cannot be seen We've built a ship that will never touch sea Never get wet, never swim too deep We've built a ship that will go anywhere A ship that floats on air! Bet you thought your jet was safe But we can fucking fly! Ground that bastard right away We're pirates of the skiеs! 'Is it a bird? Is it a plane?' 'No! It's a flying pirate ship' Ship sails upon the air Which goеs wherever it sees fit We've built a ship that will never touch sea Never get wet, never swim too deep We've built a ship that will go anywhere A ship that floats on air! Bet you thought the birds were safe But we can fucking fly We're cooking eagle for tea today And I'll tell you fucking why We're all so fucking far behind We're pirates of the skies Pirates of the skies Pirates The pirates of the skies Pirates The pirates of the skies We can fucking fly The pirates of the skies Men don't fight Ground your planes 'Cause we can fucking fly Your aircraft is no longer safe And I'll tell you fucking why We're all so fucking high The pirates of the skies We can fucking fly The pirates of the skies We're all so fucking high The plunderers of the skies
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026
Ain’t no sunshine when we’re done - we’ll merrily drink the night away We can’t drink in this damn light - we don’t want warm grog in our face So we run, yeah we run, set our course towards the setting sun One more day, one more day, then we’ll bring the night to stay! Yeah, we’re gonna fuck the sun. We’ll blow the fucker out of space! We can loot in sneak attack, we can hide outside in day So we run, yeah we run, set our course towards the setting sun One more day, one more day, then we’ll bring the night to stay! Grab the rope, gun is stoked, get ready to fire away "To the sun! To the sun!" It has begun Fire a harpoon into space and pierce a rope into the sun Drag it back towards the earth to where the atmosphere's begun Blast the fuck with cannonballs as it pelts towards the sea And plunge the fucking sun into the deep (into the deep, into the deep) Oh whoa oh whoa oh whoa, into the deep (hey) Oh whoa (hey), oh whoa oh whoa oh whoa, into the deep We’ll drink outside in the darkness for an age We’re free from light and its luminous cage We’ll stay up well past pirate bed time anyway And now we never have to see the useless fucking day The sun is in the sea (oh oh) and it was fucking weak Now we can’t fucking see ‘cause we’re blind on grog with no light as the sun is in the deep We fire a harpoon into space and pierce a rope into the sun Drag it back towards the earth to where the atmosphere's begun Blast the fuck with cannonballs as it pelts towards the sea And plunge the fucking sun into the deep. (Into the deep) We fire a harpoon into space and pierce a rope into the sun Drag it back towards the earth to where the atmosphere's begun Blast the fuck with cannonballs as it pelts towards the sea And plunge the fucking sun into the deep. (into the deep, into the deep) The sun is in the sea, now it was fucking weak Now we can’t fucking see ‘cause we plunged the sun into the deep. (Into the deep, into the deep)
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026
Loudly the festivities ring, the kitchen hand shouts, the cabin crew sing Rum soaked chips and rum soaked dip Welcome to the Lagerstein ship! Firstmate comes out of the hold, his eyes pried wide, his face falls cold The booze stores are completely empty No tobacco, no ale, no whiskey! Welcome to the nightmare ship! Welcome to the nightmare ship! The lookout can't see straight - the first time in yеars The cabin is silent without crewman cheers Thе wench is a man, turns out we're all queer The cabin is empty we're all out of beer Obviously this is Mother Junkst's fault, the mate drinks rum like its about to turn old To the end of the plank he'll skip Get the fuck off the Lagerstein ship! Rackers was in on it too, he chundered before, he smells like booze He can ride the dingy to quay Get tobacco, get ale, get whiskey! Welcome to the Lagerstein ship! Welcome to the Lagerstein ship! The lookout can't see straight - the first time in years The cabin is silent without crewman cheers The wench is a man, turns out we're all queer Hold up, here's an esky... We just found our beer!
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026
Join us on a new journey To the middle of the sea A bottle o' rum is all yer need We'll stop half way and grab a feed So grab yer flute 'n' play with me We're singin' songs about the sea We don't ‘ave time to sing in key It's Pirate Music Piracy! With a yo ho ho da da dum dee dee! That's how the Music Pirates be! With a yo ho ho da da dum dee dee! It's Pirate Music Piracy! Looting ships upon the sea Of their pirate melodies Don’t need fucking MP3’s ‘cause this is music piracy! So grab y’ur drink 'n' play with me We're singin' songs about the sea We don't ‘ave time to sing in key It's Pirate Music Piracy! With a yo ho ho da da dum dee dee! That's how the Music Pirates be! With a yo ho ho da da dum dee dee! It's Pirate Music Piracy! We'll rock the pirate boats into the bay To the tunes we’ve snaked, we’ll dance And if the townsfolk, they, won't sing a tune We'll cut them in two and say... Yo-ho-ho-dada-dum-dee-dee! That's how the Music Pirates be! Yo-ho-ho-dada-dum-dee-dee! It's Pirate Music Piracy! x2 So grab y’ur drink 'n' play with me We're singin' songs about the sea We don't ‘ave time to sing in key It's Pirate Music Piracy! With a yo ho ho da da dum dee dee! That's how the Music Pirates be! With a yo ho ho da da dum dee dee! It's Pirate Music Piracy! Yo-ho-ho-dada-dum-dee-dee! That's how the Music Pirates be! Yo-ho-ho-dada-dum-dee-dee! It's Pirate Music Piracy! x2
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026
We loot, we steal, we Plunderberg Sailing through the thunderberg We sink the Scoundrels underberg Drinking lots of Rumdaberg Set sail, with all your might, let's set this pirate ship in flight! Chaos, upon the sea, as all a pirate's life should be Ships Ahoy! We sail aboard and rid them of their lavish horde Captain, whose ship we sank, we make the scoundrel walk the plank! And as he stares into the deep his eyes widen, his mind, it weeps He scrеams at the top of his lungs "What have you damn pirates donе?" We loot, we steal, we Plunderberg Sailing through the thunderberg We sink the Scoundrels underberg Drinking lots of Rumdaberg Set sail, full steam ahead, to leave unblighted scoundrels dead Beneath the fogged night the lookout clears his haggard pipes Land ahoy! Anchor the boat and swim across the hopeless moat Commodore, his guards to thank, we make the scoundrel walk the plank! And as he stares into the deep his eyes widen, his mind, it weeps He screams at the top of his lungs "What have you damn pirates done?" We loot, we steal, we Plunderberg Sailing through the thunderberg We sink the Scoundrels underberg Drinking lots of Rumdaberg And as you stare into the deep your eyes widen, your mind, it weeps You scream at the top of your lungs "What have you damn pirates done?"
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026
Land in sight Beneath the night We anchor on the shore We climb down and storm the town, pile in the bottle store We say unto the publican with a knife held to his throat "Give us all ya fuckin' grog, put the barrels on the boat!" So we can... Slocken the rum Come and join in the fun The revel's begun From noon until sun Our foes are undone And our honour is won Let's celebrate together as we slocken the rum! Hey Ho Let's go Aboard the ship, our trusty skip, with tonnes of rum in tow The crewmen drink the nectar as they swagger to and fro' We fight like bloody morons We each will have our go When we run out of stomach space its contents we will throw! Slocken the rum Come and join in the fun The revel's begun From noon until sun Our foes are undone and our honour is won Let's celebrate together as we slocken the rum!
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026
X marks the spot, we leave today Hoist the mains, set sail, the bearing's Jungle Bay Grab the compass, watch the dial Until we reach the wretched coast of Jungle Isle - we sail away We seek the truth, distilled in Jungle Juice, we seek the drink of days Sailing through the jungle's trees, we'll sail for days and days We seek the mighty Jungle Juice so drunken we can stay! Drunk on Jungle Juice (x4) We set sail over the land, stoke thе guns, FIRE! we shoot the damn toucan Up to the bеast that lies ahead, we won't get the juice until the beast is dead... A headwind breeze, we sail through the trees, sail to the beast and say... "Batter down a hatch or two, open the cannon gates!" And "Give up all your jungle juice or we'll blow you away!" We've sailed through the jungle's trees, we've sailed for days and days We seek the mighty Jungle Juice so drunken we can stay! Drunk on Jungle Juice (x4) And so the beast, prepares a massive feast, we drink the day and the night away We eat the food, we drink the jungle juice, we all get loose, and say... We sailed through the jungle's trees, we sailed for days and days We sought the mighty Jungle Juice, so drunken we could stay! We sail with the Jungle Beast, we sail for days and days We drink the mighty Jungle Juice so drunken we can stay! So if you meet the Jungle Beast let him have a taste Let him drink some Jungle Juice, but not all of the Jungle Juice There's fucking tonnes of Jungle Juice so drunken we can stay!
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026
Diesel: The toughest of the crew Holds a powerful drop of the mightiest brew! Giles: He's Mother Junkst's mate A good drop but a flaming cheapskate! Frosty: He's the ladies man He's mackin' the ladies whenever he can A beer bong for me, a beer bong for you These are the tools of the Lagerstein crew! Oh it's a joy to sing about booze The mighty beer bong the king of the crew! Bongadille: He's your dad A drink from him will send you mad! Vulcan: he's the flying V As mighty as any duck can be! Ultrabong - He's the king A drop from him will make you sing! A beer bong for me, a beer bong for you These are the tools of the Lagerstein crew! Oh it's a joy to sing about booze The mighty beer bong the king of the crew!
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026
Into the bar as drunk as a sailor With none of the tact or the fancy clothes Up to the maid with a mile wide grin He tips his hat and asks if she wants a go "Oh you're all just the same fucking pirate!" she claimed "You loot all the day and you drink all the night." The captain, in song, says "You've got us all wrong," "We'll drink until we fuckin' die!" Over his shoulder he hoists his fair maiden Out of the bar and into the night Onto the ship where the crew is waiting With merriment, drinks and a haughty bite "Oh you're all just the same fucking pirate!" she claimеd "You loot all the day and you drink all the night." The captain, in song, says "You'vе got us all wrong," "We'll drink until we fuckin' die!"
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026
Diesel: The toughest of the crew Holds a powerful drop of the mightiest brew! Giles: He's Mother Junkst's mate A good drop but a flaming cheapskate! Frosty: He's the ladies man He's mackin' the ladies whenever he can A beer bong for me, a beer bong for you These are the tools of the Lagerstein crew! Oh it's a joy to sing about booze The mighty beer bong the king of the crew! Bongadille: He's your dad A drink from him will send you mad! Vulcan: he's the flying V As mighty as any duck can be! Ultrabong - He's the king A drop from him will make you sing! A beer bong for me, a beer bong for you These are the tools of the Lagerstein crew! Oh it's a joy to sing about booze The mighty beer bong the king of the crew!
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026
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