25/7
Midnight strikes, we run from the dawn Raise the anchor, and get us airborne Compass set west, to unlock the power Of the 25th hour! I've gathered you here, my Lagerstein crew Adventures galore are waiting for you Grab the barrels, fill the engine with beer Our runway is clear! Into the night sky, initiating our day We drink and party our pirate way With the Midnight Moonshine Light it up, leading our way Sailing west, extending our day With the Midnight Moonshine Light it up, drinking our way To party for 25 hours a day 25 hours a day! Flagons of rum line thе walls of our ship Beer, wine and spirits, there's еnough we could tip But there's only one drink that will help us succeed To gain the power we need! This bootleg brew, will get us there fast A notorious drop in our hands at long last With my crew by side we charge to the west To show the bastard who's best! Into the night sky, initiating our day We drink and party our pirate way With the Midnight Moonshine Light it up, leading our way Sailing west, extending our day With the Midnight Moonshine Light it up, drinking our way To party for 25 hours a day 25 hours a day! 25 hours today!
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026
The perfect spot to bury our fortune Finest rum, definitely not goon Grab the barrel charge over the sand Head deep into this foreign land Where we go our mission is clear To make sure there's rum always near Into the hole the barrels are hurled As we bury our rum round the world Our treasures buried deep and hidden away Stowed underground for another day Rum on every island, our best idea yеt No matter where wе sail, the party is set Shovel in the sand and chest in the hole Rummin' round the world, that's our goal Through thunder, rain and fury or out in the sun Back to the ship to bury more rum! Across the sky to our new destination Keep burying our fountain's creation Each stop a new celebration Another ‘X’ marks the location! Landing down in the water below This tropical island has a mighty glow In the ground the barrels will age Until this party is ready to rage Our treasures buried deep and hidden away Stowed underground for another day Rum on every island, our best idea yet No matter where we sail, the party is set Shovel in the sand and chest in the hole Rummin' round the world, that's our goal Through thunder, rain and fury or out in the sun Back to the ship to bury more rum! "Alrighty, crew. Grab your shovels. It's time to:" Dig, bury, drink! Dig, bury, drink! Dig, bury, drink! Dig, bury, drink! Our treasures buried deep and hidden away Stowed underground for another day Rum on every island, our best idea yet No matter where we sail, the party is set Shovel in the sand and chest in the hole Rummin' round the world, that’s our goal Through thunder, rain and fury or out in the sun Back to the ship, to bury more rum! Dig, bury, drink! Dig, bury, drink! Dig Bury Drink!
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026
Flying away from the first rays of light Speeding to avoid the enemy of night A dreaded pirate rising up over east Creeping up slowly on our drinks he will feast Ruthless in approach, no party is spared His silent attack leaves your rum stash impaired An alcohol assassin stealing our prize “Faster crew! He arrives at sunrise!” All aboard we will be Safe from the one (we will outrun the sun) With the moon by our side Saddle up with more rum in full stride To the wild west (hey) We steal from the sun An hour to party Wе'll take back just one In the wild wеst Over canyons of glory we fly With our drinks we will ride To the wild west (hey) We steal from the sun An hour to party We'll take back just one In the wild west We've outlawed the sun from our rum In the west he is done It's been many a moon since we met last Your time thieving drinks, a thing of the past A showdown will happen like never before A duel for the ages, to settle the score Hold fast my crew, we must break the dawn Though morning comes close, our rum shan't be gone Protect your drinks, he's not taking our pay Tonight's the night we conquer the day All aboard we will be Safe from the one (we will outsmart the sun) With the moon by our side Saddle up with more rum in full stride "Come on, crew. We go this, keep charging on." "Coming for your drinks, Lagerstein! Hahaha!" "Not if we drink them all first!" To the wild west (hey) We steal from the sun An hour to party We'll take back just one In the wild west Over canyons of glory we fly With our drinks we will ride To the wild west (hey) We steal from the sun An hour to party We'll take back just one In the wild west We've outlawed the sun from our rum In the west he is done To the wild west (hey) In the wild west (hey) To the wild west (hey) In the wild west (hey) "Captain, your shoes are cactus, mate It's almost shoey o'clock and you can't drink out of those." "I've had these shoes since I was seventee, and drunk me right boot every day since."
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026
I woke up with a smile on my face Grabbed my hat and coat and rushed out at a pace Skipped to the bus, the driver knew He said, “Son, today you must be buying a new shoe.” Up to the store and straight to the counter She asked my size and width, I said it didn't matter “For this new shoe will hold rums to consume.” She said “Ok, I'll arrange them by volume.” We drink, we drink, we drink from our shoe Fill it up to the brim with the finest kind of brew We drink, we drink, we drink from our shoe Slam it down, wеar the crown and salute the crеw Sporting my new shoes I went out for a run Ran to the park, saw a race had just begun The judge said to me, “Join the race you'll have a blast I bet with those new shoes you'll run extra fast.” After my big win it was time to celebrate A wench caught my eye who was keen to consummate Our tongues interlocked and our soles intertwined As we cheers our shoes and skulled the victory wine We drink, we drink, we drink from our shoe Fill it up to the brim with the finest kind of brew We drink, we drink, we drink from our shoe Slam it down, wear the crown and salute the crew "Alright, Neil Rummy Rackers, you know what to do, mate Take off your right boot, fill it up to that brim and cheers. Woohoo!" We drink, we drink, we drink from our shoe Fill it up to the brim with the finest kind of brew We drink, we drink, we drink from our shoe Slam it down, wear the crown and salute the crew We drink, we drink, we drink from our shoe Fill it up to the brim with the finest kind of brew We drink, we drink, we drink from our shoe Slam it down, wear the crown and salute the crew
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026
"Alright, everyone at that bar listen up Rum is the greatest drink of all Come on, crew, let's tell 'em why." Rum is a drink That our crewmates love to sink Gather round and sing It's the drink of the pirates! Raise your glass For this may be your last Tonight is unsurpassed It's the drink of the pirates "Hey, captain, can rum really save lives?" "Of course. Rum can do anything." Let's go! When you're caught drifting Cast aloft at sea Nothing to do, nowhere to hide Alone as you can be An innocent dip amongst the waves Has buggered up my day I can't remember where I parked my ship Mate, you're here to stay! Floating right beside me A bottle from last night's best Rum shall it be? A savior to me! Let's put it to the test! I hung for days and I hung for nights It was then I finally saw The rum's brought me home to my crew It's time to drink some more! Rum is a drink That our crewmates love to sink Gather round and sing It's the drink of the pirates! Raise your glass For this may be your last Tonight is unsurpassed It's the drink of the pirates "Yeah, yeah. That's a prettygood story about rum, but what about--" "Woah, woah. Let me tell that one, mate." Hoorah! Outside roar the cannons This move is mighty bold He’s come here to fight, a strike in the night Some bastard wants my gold! The wood is cracked and splintered It's gone straight through the hull If I don't fix this, to our graves we'll go The sea, she'll have your soul! Racing down the rigging I rush below the deck Water floods in! Floor starts to spin! We mustn't become a wreck But this here blast shan't be our last I've seen this shape before A bottle of rum will seal this breach The rum, it's saved us all! Rum is a drink That our crewmates love to sink Gather round and sing It's the drink of the pirates! Raise your glass For this may be your last Tonight is unsurpassed It's the drink of the pirates Drink, pull, drink! Drink, pull, drink! Rum is a drink That our crewmates love to sink Gather round and sing It's the drink of the pirates! Raise your glass For this may be your last Tonight is unsurpassed It's the drink of the pirates Rum is a drink That our crewmates love to sink Gather round and sing It's the drink of the pirates! Raise your glass For this may be your last Tonight is unsurpassed It's the drink of the pirates Drink of the pirates Drink of the pirates
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026
A crystal clear blue ocean Pulled us down from the sky And just what we saw next We couldn't believe our eyes It was such a beautiful sight An island that looks so nice Everything is just right Piña Colada Paradise The sun comes and goes as it pleases Coconuts fall from the trees as We chop the pineapples into pieces Coco loco drinks on the beaches We're drinking our piña coladas On a hidden island in the Bahamas This could be our nirvana Piña Colada Paradise You can rest assured That when you come ashore We'll know what drink to pour Come and feel the serenity It's our secret remedy And your worries are no more, no more, no more The sun comes and goes as it pleases Coconuts fall from the trees as We chop the pineapples into pieces Coco loco drinks on the beaches We're drinking our piña coladas On a hidden island in the Bahamas This could be our nirvana Piña Colada Paradise It's creamy, it's white, it's white and cold It's worth more than a bar, a bar of gold I think we'll stay a while as As there's far too many drinks to be had The sun comes and goes as it pleases Coconuts fall from the trees as We chop the pineapples into pieces Coco loco drinks on the beaches We're drinking our piña coladas On a hidden island in the Bahamas This could be our nirvana Piña Colada Paradise The sun comes and goes as it pleases Coconuts fall from the trees as We chop the pineapples into pieces Coco loco drinks on the beaches We're drinking our piña coladas On a hidden island in the Bahamas This could be our nirvana Piña Colada Paradise
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026
Seen her working behind the bar What did you do? What did you do? Her moves made me wanna strum my guitar What did you play? What did you play? She glanced my way, this beautiful lass What do you know? What do you know? Realised I got an empty glass Go to the bar, go to the bar! I was feeling so fine, a tingle down my spine Cut to the front of the line so I can... Wench my thirst, I gotta wench my thirst Girl, no one can pull a beer quite like you And girl, I'll never drink another's brew Girl, my thirst is insurmountable Then girl, I saw your jugs so bountiful! When I saw her go and tap that keg What did you feel? what did you feel? I grew another wooden leg How'd you do that? How'd you do that? She leaned over and polished the bar What'd you do next? What'd you do next? I put my tip into her jar How'd she say thanks? How'd she say thanks? She gave me a wink and before I could blink I quickly finished my drink so I can... Wench my thirst, I gotta wench my thirst! Girl, no one can pull a beer quite like you And girl, I'll never drink another's brew Girl, my thirst is insurmountable Then girl, I saw your jugs so bountiful Girl, no one can pull a beer quite like you And girl, I'll never drink another's brew Girl, my thirst is insurmountable Then girl, I saw your jugs so bountiful "Captain, what did that wench do to ya?" "I don't know. And where the hell are we!?"
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026
Holy shit, we're off the map! No rivers, no mountains, no footprint tracks Three sheets to the wind has got us lost Sailing over the ocean's falls we see our ships going down! Take this drink right from my hand I'll steer us back to land Before we go to the darker side of This, this black hole, this abyss I feel us sinking down But with my crew I know that we can sail To the edge of the sea To see what may be A wreckage so vast Where men draw their last breath We're off the map There's no turning back Brace up the sails and ride with me! The mast is torn to shreds We hang on by a thread As shoes and beer bongs fly around me Waves come crashing in Our ship begins to spin I'll meet you on the other side and we'll fly To the edge of the sea To see what may be A wreckage so vast Where men draw their last breath We're off the map There's no turning back Brace up the sails and ride with me! Holding strong, our determination growing To make the day extra long We strive to charge ahead Our days of partying and piracy aren't dead Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Off the map Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Off the map Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Off the map Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Off the map "What's that, Polly? You can save us? And you like beer bongs? What kind of parrot are ya?"
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026
From the day I was born, I've been hatching a vision To party every day, start a new tradition Yellow pair of sunnies and a backwards cap Having fun, drinking rum all over the map Take off in the morning with a brekkie beer bong To brighten every party with a laugh and singalong I don't need a bird bath to wet my beak I've got enough rum for us to drink for a week I travel around with my nest of tricks Do the parrot dance impressing all of the chicks I'll drink rum in a gumtree full of cockatoos If I see you on the town then I'll party with you because I am the party parrot Protector of the seven seas I am the party parrot Been partying hard since the seventies Saving thе world with good times A bottle of rum leading thе way I am the party parrot So party with a parrot, what do you say? I was searching for parties from my bird's eye view Saw a ship stranded, captain and his crew They'd been flying west to gain an hour of night The ship went down, ran aground, no help in sight The sun had been stealing their stash of rum Evaporating booze and spoiling their fun I told the pirates, “You've got the sun all wrong” He just wants to party but he dropped his beer bong It slipped from his hands and fell into the sea So now he steals drinks out of jealousy Let me join your crew, I can show you the way Feed the sun a beer bong and party all day! I am the party parrot Protector of the seven seas I am the party parrot Been partying hard since the seventies Saving the world with good times A bottle of rum leading the way 'Cause I am the party parrot So party with a parrot, what do you say? Oh, yeah. Let me se you flap Flap, flap, flap, flap. flap Let me se you flap I am the party parrot Protector of the seven seas I am the party parrot Been partying hard since the seventies Saving the world with good times A bottle of rum, yeah, leading the way 'Cause I am the party parrot So party with a parrot, what do you say?
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026
Into the whirlpool below Our flag sails in the undertow Redesigning our ship to avoid the bends As we spiral down into a deep descend On the ocean floor near the centre of Earth We'll find the sun's magic beer bong to quench his thirst A long time ago he dropped it deep in the sea Left down below for us to retrieve Close the hose, fill the funnel with liquor Get ready to drink the entire sea Aqua Bong Awaken from thе depths of the ocean For thе sun needs your pipes to be open Rise up as these words have been spoken Now the spell is broken! Come forth! Aqua Bong From the sky to the sea you have fallen But tonight is the night you're reborn Go back to the days when you partied with the sun by your side By your side It's the biggest beer bong ever to exist But buried under sand it was easy to miss It's been so long since he's had a drink An idea sparked that made me think We'll give you this beer bong if you do us a service Slow down your run around the world's surface We'll make you a deal, an extra hour a day So the world can party the Lagerstein way Close the hose, fill the funnel with liquor It's time to drink the entire sea! Aqua Bong Awaken from the depths of the ocean For the sun needs your pipes to be open Rise up as these words have been spoken Now the spell is broken! Come forth! Aqua Bong From the sky to the sea you have fallen But tonight is the night you’re reborn Go back to the days when you partied with the sun by your side "Aqua bong, aqua bong, aqua bong, aqua bong, aqua bong, aqua bong, aqua bong, aqua bong. Ah, yeah!" "Ah, it's been 65 million years since I had a beer bong. Thank you, Lagerstein. For your grand gesture I bestow upon you and extra hour a day for partying for the rest of eternity." "Every single day?" "Yes, my son." "Thanks. Son?"
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026
Alrighty Junkst, kick it off! Drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it down Toast to the town 'Cause you've polished off a bottle And a half of wine Gained an hour of time Drinking in your prime Share that vintage vine Lucky's next in line! Drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it down Toast to the town 'Cause you've polished off a bottle And a half of gin Grab a glass and settle in To celebrate our win Feel the Earth begin to spin Neil is next in line! We're all going to party For 25 hours tonight! We're all going to party For 25 hours tonight! Drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it down Toast to the town 'Cause you've polished off a bottle And a half of scotch The sun has stopped its watch This bottle is top notch Time to gеt sloshed Jacob's next in line! Drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it down Toast to thе town 'Cause you've polished off a bottle And a half of mead A party guaranteed Light the fire, have a feed We're off the map, indeed Rusty's next in line! We're all going to party For 25 hours tonight! We're all going to party For 25 hours tonight! Drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it down Toast to the town 'Cause you've polished off a bottle And a half of Jäger Bomb it with a chaser Red Bull is our flavour It's our herbal saviour Beast is next in line! Drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it down Toast to the town 'Cause you've polished off a bottle And a half of rum We've partied with the sun On our western run Challenge overcome The battle has been won Captain's going to party For 25 hours tonight! Captain's going to party For 25 hours tonight! We're all going to party For 25 hours tonight! We're all going to party For 25 hours tonight! We're all going to party For 25 hours tonight! We're all going to party For 25 hours tonight! We're all going to party For 25 hours tonight! We're all going to party For 25 hours tonight! We're all going to party
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026
"Bundy? Do I smell Bundy? We're home!"
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026
Travelling in a fried-out combie On a hippie trail, head full of zombie I met a strange lady, she made me nervous She took me in and gave me breakfast And she said Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover Buying bread from a man in Brussels He was six-foot-four and full of muscles I said, “Do you speak-a my language?” He just smilеd and gave me a Vegеmite sandwich And he said I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover, oh yeah Lyin' in a den in Bombay With a slack jaw, and not much to say I said to the man, “Are you trying to tempt me? Because I come from the land of Bundy!” And he said Do you come from a land down under? Oh, yeah-yeah Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? Woaah You better run, you better take cover Living in a land down under Where women glow and men plunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover Living in a land down under Where women glow and men plunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover Living in a land down under Where women glow and men plunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 07, 2026