Smelly Nelly / Easy Rocker
You know crazy nelly She's crossed eyed and dumb She's dirty and she's smelly But she's got a lovely bum Her hair is bloody grotty Her breath stinks like the pest Her skin is dry and spotty But her ass is just the best She's gettin' easy money And welfare from the state Ooh! smelly Nelly...you're so divine Ooh! smelly Nelly...baby be mine Her body's fat and flabby Her rotten teeth just s-s-stink Her clothes are torn and shabby But her lips are nice and pink Her knickers are encrusted With shit and bugs and lice This face is bruised and busted But her ass is paradise She's gettin' easy money And welfare from the state Ooh! smelly Nelly...you're so divine Ooh! smelly Nelly...baby be mine, be mine, be mine Ooh! smelly Nelly...you're so divine Ooh! smelly Nelly...baby be mine Ooh! smelly Nelly...you're so divine Ooh! smelly Nelly...baby be mine, be mine, be mine
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Mar 26, 2026
He was standin' at the big load in When all the trucks and buses rolled up Dirty jeans and a leather jacket Full of patches of all those heavy bands He wasn't very hard to talk to And looked like he had nowhere to go Easy, easy rocker Always on the run Easy, easy rocker Together we'll be strong Now the stage is a white burnin' fire And the planet is ready to explode The music is new and the music is hot And we all came here for the magic ride The scream of eternal life Runs through every ice cold soul tonight Easy, easy rocker Always on the run Easy, easy rocker Together we'll be strong Now the seats and the streets and the bars Are runnin' empty But the sounds and the songs and the lights Still splash your brain I can see in your eyes what you need And I just call you Easy, easy rocker Always on the run Easy, easy rocker Together we'll be strong Easy, easy rocker Always on the run Easy, easy rocker Together we'll be strong Easy, easy rocker Always on the run Easy, easy rocker Together we'll be strong Together we'll be strong Together we'll be strong Together we'll be strong Together we'll be strong Together we'll be strong Together we'll be strong We'll be strong We'll be strong We'll be strong We'll be strong, we'll be strong, we'll be strong We'll be strong, we'll be strong, we'll be strong We'll be strong We'll be strong, we'll be strong, we'll be strong We'll be strong, we'll be strong, we'll be strong We'll be strong, we'll be strong, we'll be strong We'll be strong, we'll be strong, we'll be strong...
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Mar 26, 2026