Smelly Nelly / Burning Bones
You know crazy nelly She's crossed eyed and dumb She's dirty and she's smelly But she's got a lovely bum Her hair is bloody grotty Her breath stinks like the pest Her skin is dry and spotty But her ass is just the best She's gettin' easy money And welfare from the state Ooh! smelly Nelly...you're so divine Ooh! smelly Nelly...baby be mine Her body's fat and flabby Her rotten teeth just s-s-stink Her clothes are torn and shabby But her lips are nice and pink Her knickers are encrusted With shit and bugs and lice This face is bruised and busted But her ass is paradise She's gettin' easy money And welfare from the state Ooh! smelly Nelly...you're so divine Ooh! smelly Nelly...baby be mine, be mine, be mine Ooh! smelly Nelly...you're so divine Ooh! smelly Nelly...baby be mine Ooh! smelly Nelly...you're so divine Ooh! smelly Nelly...baby be mine, be mine, be mine
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Mar 26, 2026
In a restaurant Drinkin' beaujoulais wine You're with your favourite girl And you're passin' the time Well, you look through the paper Holocaust in the roxy Five bottles later You're lovin' your lady I can see Burning bones of war I can see Ashes on the floor There stands a soldier In a barbed-wire land The fear of death in his eyes And a bottle in his hand But, now the wine he's drinking It's got the taste of blood No more plastic war movies To show him what it's like I can see Burning bones of war I can see Ashes on the floor (Guitar solo) I can see Burning bones of war I can see Ashes on the floor I can see Burning bones of war I can see Ashes on the floor
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Mar 26, 2026