Jarrod Alonge Diss
Usually I'd start off with some fire About a YouTuber that should retire But then it took a second to finally dawn on me You've never even heard of Jarrod Alonge Remember when we were pals, remember Jared Week? When my views took a dive and yours were at their peek You were getting so much love, your channel was ablaze Yet, I get your whole sub count in less than 90 days This is the end of Team Jarrod, old pal And I'll be damned if I get clowned on by a budget Weird Al You dissing on me is probably just a ploy To finally get you passed 200K on YouTube, boy You suck my butt You suck my nuts Ha ha ha I think of all the times you used to go to Warped Tour All those poor bands thinking, "What is he here for? Just to annoy us with some tired ass skit?" Bro is that your breath? Or did someone just take a shit? $25,000 raised for your album? You think it would have shown I've made better records with a potato and a microphone Let's see some receipts, show us where you spent it You claim money makes it sound better, you misrepresent it I think your video ideas have run their fucking course Misheard Lyrics? Talk about 'Beating A Dead Horse' You're the most overrated artist I know by far If YouTube was Star Wars, you'd be fucking Jar Jar 300 videos and still no success? You're at a crossroad You might as well go back and work on $wagCh0de Delete your channel, son. No one's going to miss you And if you start to cry, grab that box of fucking tissues Pretend to be me at the APMA Awards You'll never beat me now! Fall on your sword! I always wondered why you never sang with your own voice But after that song, I know that it was the right choice You'd think with all those vocalist videos, you would learn to sing Canadian Softball is a good name since your life is on a downswing Crazy 88 is worth ignoring If it weren't for Lauren, we'd all be snorin' I just really want you to write songs less boring You suck! Writing covers to support your album. Man, what a skill What should I expect from a band Who stole its name from Kill Bill How To Pronounce Band Names? Man, what a bore You should teach them how to say your name They've never heard before Apparently a parody is all you will ever be You work for Fearless but we all know That you're mother fucking scared of me Go away Alonge! Go away! It's time for the big boys to play! Go away Alonge! Go away! You smell like dirty laundry!
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 13, 2026