Wasted Years

We’re on a mission from Rod!*Burps* ("Don't think it's quite bloody funny at all! Don't know why you're laughing about!") Life in the city living in L.A Is a long way from Huddersfield town The back of the Rainbow's a long way from heaven But that's where he get's his pork pie Limos and ladies they're driving him cwazy Wugby and cwicket's unknown Baseball and football they're making him lazy Your fan club says "Wodney come home" The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle Look down on-a Hollywood Hills The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle You're our own Hot Rod on wheels ("No, I'm not!") A good game of arrows, a few dozen barrels The Nautilus rusts in the yard (*Grunts*) For Yorkshire he's yearning but because he's earning He'll always live in L.A (*Grunts*) A custom made wallet that stays in his pocket And never comes out to pay bills (*Grunts*) He's winning at poker and playing the Joker And he always cheats when he deals ("I don't! No!") The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle Looks down on the Hollywood Hills Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle You're our own Hot Rod on wheels "Hello, let me introduce meself! My name's Rodney. I'm immensely strong When I were a lad, I could lift up five Navvies on an end of a shivel The reason I never took up martial arts is because I was immensely fearsome and I'd probably kill everybody That I came into contact with I was phenomenally strong Pride and ego, my lads, pride and ego Is what makes the world rotate And everybody knows the centre of the universe is Huddersfield That's why I don't live there anymore I live in Los Angeles It's great!... I think" Rufus the red has a crane by his bed To wrench himself up in the morn' But if you dare to tread at the foot of his bed You'll wish you'd never been born ("Bloody well right!") A bear with a sore head - we don't mean your forehead He slumbers for most of the day ("Bloody watch it!") Wide eyed and legless, baked beans for breakfast (*Fart*) Your problem Rodney's L.A ("No it isn't!") The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle Looks down on-a Hollywood Hills The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle You're our own Hot Rod on wheels The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle Looks down on-a Hollywood Hills The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle You're our own Hot Rod on wheels "No I don't know what you're making such a fuss about! I don't... I'm not... I'm not in it for the money! I like it here, the sun shines all night!" *Throwing up sounds* *fart* *mumbling*

Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Mar 25, 2026