Rainmaker
When I was wandering in the desert And was searching for the truth I heard a choir of angels calling out my name I had the feeling that my life Would never be the same again I turn my face towards the barren sun And I know of the pain That you feel the same as me And I dream of the rain As it falls upon the leaves And the cracks in our lives Like the cracks upon the ground They are sealed and are now washed away You tell me we can start the rain You tell me that we all can change You tell me we can find something To wash the tears away You tell me we can start the rain You tell me that we all can change You tell me we can find something To wash the tears And I know of the pain That you feel the same as me And I dream of the rain As it falls upon the leaves And the cracks in the ground Like the cracks are in our lives They are sealed and are now far away You tell me we can start the rain You tell me that we all can change You tell me we can find something To wash the tears away You tell me we can start the rain You tell me that we all can change You tell me we can find something To wash the tears You tell me we can start the rain You tell me that we all can change You tell me we can find something To wash the tears away You tell me we can start the rain You tell me that we all can change You tell me we can find something To wash the tears And I know of the pain That you feel the same as me And I dream of the rain As it falls upon the leaves And the cracks in the ground Like the cracks are in our lives They are sealed and are now far away
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Mar 25, 2026
Let me tell you a story to chill the bones 'bout a thing that I saw One night wandering in the Everglades I'd one drink, but no more I was rambling, enjoying the bright moonlight Gazing up at the stars Not aware of a presence so near to me Watching my every move Feeling scared, and I fell to my knees As something rushed me from the trees Took me to an unholy place And that is where I fell from grace Then they summoned me over to join in with them To the dance of the dead Into the circle of fire, I followed them Into the middle, I was led As if time had stopped still, I was numb with fear But still, I wanted to go And the blaze of the fire did no hurt upon me As I walked onto the coals Then I felt I was in a trance And my spirit was lifted from me And if only someone had the chance To witness what happened to me And I danced, and I pranced, and I sang with them All had death in their eyes Lifeless figures; they were undead, all of them They had ascended from hell As I danced with the dead, my free spirit Was laughing and howling down at me Below, my undead body Just danced the circle of death Until the time came to reunite us both My spirit came back down to me I didn't know if I was alive or dead As the others all joined in with me By luck, then a skirmish started And took the attention away from me When they took their gaze from me Was the moment that I fled I ran like hell, faster than the wind But behind I did not glance One thing that I did not dare Was to look just straight ahead When you know that your time has come around You know you'll be prepared for it Say your last goodbyes to everyone And drink and say a prayer for it When you're lying in your sleep, when you're lying in your bed And you wake from your dreams, to go dancing with the dead When you're lying in your sleep, when you're lying in your bed And you wake from your dreams, to go dancing with the dead To this day, I guess I'll never know Just why they let me go But I'll never go dancing no more Till I dance with the dead
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Mar 25, 2026
More Tea Vicar? In a day of a Let me tell ya Vicar's made his mind up In his leather underwear He was a vicar Reginald But now he's not so sure, Y-front! He was the vicar Reginald But now he's not so sure It's just a front he's putting on A Y-front! He was surplus to requirement when the anthem starts to play He fiddled with his organ on a Sabbath Holy Day Yes he did! He's surplus to requirement when the anthem starts to play Fiddled with his organ on a Sabbath Holy Day Ya! Vicar's made his mind up in his leather underwear He was a vicar Reginald but now he's not so sure Huh, yeah! Forget- Huh, fuck! Hey! Pass the soap! Huh! More tea vicar? More tea vicar! Gimme more-.. tea-! Oh, Joe, yeah! Huh! More tea vicar? Where, ho, yeah, ho, yeah! More tea vicar? More tea, ho, hahah! Beg your pardon? More tea vicar! Now he's just made more tea 'at doesn't work, does it? Surplus to requirement when the anthem starts to play He fiddled with his organ on a Sabbath Holy Day Oh, dear! More tea vicar! And be it just a Holy Day Then I start to find I got a dog called Reginald But then he start to whine Huh, hoh! Yo bitch! More tea vicar! Huh! Lick my bone! Yoho! Hey! Yeah. Ha! More tea vicar! Young man, you're uncouth! Without couth! Pass the tea! Now that's just-a not your bee, step out the way to go Pass the tea and all we like Now it's pa-... pass- pass the soap? Pass the soap? What sort of-? I'm not down with that at all! I'd say... More tea vicar! Jive talkin', , doo doo doo! , jive talkin', , ta ta ta! Ah! Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah, track You have to go in studio next door OK! 'ank you! Got rid of him anyway! More tea vicar!
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Mar 25, 2026