From Here to Eternity
She fell in love with his greasy machine She leaned over, wiped his kick start clean She'd never seen the beast before But she left there wanting more, more, more But when she was walking on down the road She heard a sound that made her heart explode He whispered to her to get on the back: "I'll take you on a ride from here to eternity" Hell ain't a bad place Hell is from here to eternity Hell ain't a bad place Hell is from here to eternity She must be having one of her crazy dreams She'd never sat on a piece so mean It made her feel like she's on cloud nine She even thought she heard the engine sigh But like all dreams that come to an end They took a tumble at the devil's bend The beast and Charlotte, they were two of a kind They'd always take the line from here to eternity Hell ain't a bad place Hell is from here to eternity Hell ain't a bad place Hell is from here to eternity Hell ain't a bad place Hell is from here to eternity Hell ain't a bad place Hell is from here to eternity Yes, ah, yeah, like, ah Gentlemen, start your engines Mr. Murray Hell ain't a bad place Hell is from here to eternity Hell ain't a bad place Hell is from here to eternity Hell ain't a bad place Hell is from here to eternity Hell ain't a bad place Hell is from here to eternity Hell ain't a bad place, come on Hell is from here to eternity "Get on your M11, get on your bike!" Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Mar 25, 2026
Vic Vella: ...the well Steve: Oh yeah? Vic: Hm. Went down ten feet, I got a JCB from the road, yeah, 'cause my other one wouldn't reach. Dug it out... after ten or fifteen minutes he went back to the hole to check the height... full of water! Must have come from the river, eh? Steve: ...someone must 'ave pissed in it Vic: Say well, it's fucking big piss... somebody did Someone: Something you were doing down the boat Vic: Come'n'feed it through the ground, it's like a well. About three feet deep. So I....that's right, fucking John shit himself. it was soil, says it's like quicksand.... he went down there to spread the fucking soil, and he's sinking in, int' he. He suddenly reached for the fucking fork lift and I lifted it up, he couldn't reach it... he was shitting himself. He just going by the- right at the end of the boots. He said "I'm fucking going, I'm going! Just lower the fucking forklift quick!" And he grabbed hold of it, so I had to lift 'im up with him hanging on the end of it. Good job he didn't let go otherwise *splat!* right in the fucking mud! Gonna write a little letter, gonna mail it to my local MP (Vic: ) He's a Maltese man and he's mowing the lawn my way Roll over Vic Vella, give me more bales of hay Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella, don't you mow that lawn my way () Early in the morning I'm-a giving you a warning Don't you step on my tractor blades Hey devil, devil, he's on the fiddle And he ain't got nothing to lose Roll over Vic Vella, tell the tax man the bad news Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella, don't you tell the tax man the news, yeah You want to buy a truck and need a new VCR Vic, he gonna say he knows where they are Roll over Vic Vella, I see that panda-car, woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!.. Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella, don't you come and dance with me Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella, don't you play those games with me Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella, don't you play that with me
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Mar 25, 2026
There are times when I've wondered And times when I've cried When my prayers, they were answered At times when I've lied But if you asked me a question Would I tell you the truth? Now, there's something to bet on You've got nothing to lose, yeah When I've sat by the window And gazed at the rain With an ache in my heart But never feeling the pain And if you would tell me Just what my life means Walking a long road Never reaching the end God, give me the answer to my life God, give me the answer to my dreams God, give me the answer to my prayers God, give me the answer to my being
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Mar 25, 2026