Cross-Eyed Mary
Who would be a poor man, a beggarman, a thief If he had a rich man in his hand And who would steal the candy from a laughing baby's mouth If he could take it from the money man Cross-eyed Mary goes jumping in again She signs no contracts but she always plays it clean She dines in Hamp village on expense accounted gruel And the jack knife barber drops her off at school Laughing in the playground gets no kicks from little boys Would rather make it with a letching gray Or maybe her attention is drawn by Aqualung Who watches through the railings as they play Cross-eyed Mary finds it hard to get along A poor man's rich girl and she'll do it for a song A rich man's stealer but her favour's good and strong She's the Robin Hood of Highgate, let the poor man get along Laughing in the playground gets no kick from little boys Would rather make it with a letching gray Or maybe her attention is drawn by Aqualung Who watches through the railings as they play Cross-eyed Mary goes jumping in again She signs no contract but she always plays it clean She dines in Hamp village on expense accounted gruel And the jack knife barber drops her off at school Cross-eyed Mary Ooohh, Mary Cross-eyed Mary
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Mar 25, 2026
Who would be a poor man, a beggarman, a thief If he had a rich man in his hand And who would steal the candy from a laughing baby's mouth If he could take it from the money man Cross-eyed Mary goes jumping in again She signs no contracts but she always plays it clean She dines in Hamp village on expense accounted gruel And the jack knife barber drops her off at school Laughing in the playground gets no kicks from little boys Would rather make it with a letching gray Or maybe her attention is drawn by Aqualung Who watches through the railings as they play Cross-eyed Mary finds it hard to get along A poor man's rich girl and she'll do it for a song A rich man's stealer but her favour's good and strong She's the Robin Hood of Highgate, let the poor man get along Laughing in the playground gets no kick from little boys Would rather make it with a letching gray Or maybe her attention is drawn by Aqualung Who watches through the railings as they play Cross-eyed Mary goes jumping in again She signs no contract but she always plays it clean She dines in Hamp village on expense accounted gruel And the jack knife barber drops her off at school Cross-eyed Mary Ooohh, Mary Cross-eyed Mary
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Mar 25, 2026