The Plague That Makes Your Booty Move... It's the Infectious Grooves

Infectious Grooves is on the house Diba daba doba daba hey hey hey Straight from another world another time another thought We've come to save that beat to free the groove and watch you rot Sweet feeling-can't stop it no! no! no! We're gonna punk it up and funk it up! Damn right we got the ways we got the means we got the feel We've come to bust the grooves that everyone will want to steal Sweet music-can't stop it no! no! no! We're gonna punk it up and funkt it up! And then the day will come when all the world will come to see The knighting of the sound that's spreading infectiously Sweet revenge-can't stop it no! no! no! We're gonna punk it up and funk it up! Well I'll punk you up and then I'll funk you up Go cyco go cyco go cyco Kick you with the beat kick you with the groove Kick you in the butt now you're booty's on the move Hit you with our feel hit you with our sound Hit you with our zak how your booty shake around Go cyco go cyco go cyco Well I'll punk you up and I'll funk you up! Punk it up funk it up we punk it up and funk it up Jam it up and slam it up Punk it up diba doba daba hey hey hey Infectious Grooves blitzkrieged the house

Submitted by The Void — Apr 25, 2025

Therapy therapy Lost sight-I think I'm getting out of my range Colors flash-now things are starting to get strange Start it up-and you say you wanna get in on me, I need I need I need my Therapy-now just relax we'll put your mind at ease Therapy-but first you've got to say "pretty please" Therapy therapy Fire it up-put a little gas on the brain All aboard-a ride on the newest thang Chew chew-lookt out it's a runaway train, pure pain, no gain, insane it's Therapy-and right before they dig into my mind Therapy-the Dr. screams "let's got it's party time" Therapy therapy Left right left right-like every heartbeat needs a motion Left right left right-like every wave needs a sea Left right left right-like every teardrop needs a eyeball Left right left right-you've got to name your therapy Therapy! Therapy! Therapy! Therapy Therapy Snap pop-a sweet emotion just broke loose Don't care-it ain't nothing I can use Ha! Ha!-ain't it funny how we all abuse you choose, abuse, you lose now Therapy-you know we want to help we really care Therapy-but when your money's gone you're out of here!

Submitted by Finntroll — Apr 25, 2025

Hahaha, you look funny, what zoo did you escape from? What zoo did I escape from? What you mean, what zoo did I escape from? I look funny? I was on the cover of Amphibious Monthly Do you know I went out with the finest lizard in 1992? Miss Godzilla? Did you know that? You have the nerve to say I look funny? You little snotnose droopy eyed Godzilla watchin' potato bread I look funny? Biscuit neck cracker head kid

Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Feb 06, 2026

Hey hey hey somebody's always funk'n with your head No matter where you go you know you just can't stop people from funk'n with your head I was hanging around wasn't making no sound then you come on down but you say that thing to me With your runny nose and your out-of-date clothes and you still are playing with G.I. Joes so stay away from me So why you fu why you fu fu funk'n why you funk'n with my head Hey hey hey somebody's always funk'n with my head No matter where I go I know I just can't stop people from funk'n with my head You got your attitude and you're getting crude and you're thinking you're rude But you just ain't got she with me And you ain't got a clue and you smell like pu and you can't even Walk with your size 20 shoes so step away from me So why you fu why you fu fu funk'n why you funk'n with my head Hey hey hey somebody's always funk'n with my head No matter where I go I know I just can't stop people from funk'n with my head Funk it up Can't you hear what I just said stop that funk'n with my head Hey hey hey somebody's always funk'n with my head No matter where I go I know I just can't stop people from funk'n with my head Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey watch the funk'n with my head Don't matter what you know don't matter what you show doesn't matter Where you come or where you're gonna go when you're funk'n with my head So why you fu why you fu fu funk'n why you funk'n with my head Hey hey hey somebody's always funk'n with my head No matter where I go I know I just can't stop people from funk'n with my head

Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 25, 2025

I didn't see it-no I didn't hear it I was just trying to Remember all the things I'll never know Well I was walking along-and I'm trying to stay strong-but It's always so hard because something's going wrond-but I try to remember all the things I'll never know And then it crashes on down without a warning there's a sound And the next thing I know is I'm flying off the ground I try to remember all the things I'll never know If you could hear mt heart-it'd sound something like this Not from my memory-what do you want from me Spinning through the ages left laughing at the dazes- left me nothing that I want nor I need My pain is running plenty, my anger's nearly spent me- getting harder from the suffering You crash my world and you're going down, run away and I'll hunt you down Start me up and that's the way it gonna be I gotta rule my world I'm gonna be my king I got it all set up I'm gonna be that everything Ssh! now listen up...my heart's got something else to say! Out of my memory...that's all that's left of me I'm tired of your lying, have no more of your denying... never want the future to turn to that past Thoughts annihilated-you're mentally constipated- to disturb, it from the things that don't last You crash my world and you're going down, run away and I'll hunt you down Start me up and that's the way it gonna be I gotta rule my world I'm gonna be my king I got it all set up I'm gonna be that everything I'm gonna be my king Ripping apart at the mind Ripping apart at the mind-you mentally try to slay me Ripping apart at the mind-why you trying to do me Ripping apart at the mind-why a king couldn't save me when you mentally slay me A simplistic introduction to a complex destruction- from the friction that they're sponsoring Unable to delete the memories incomplete- cause the hope and joy they're conquering It's spiritually uncleansing-the nightmare's never-ending- now you're striking the proverbial kill But you underestimated how highly agitated- was my purpose and my power and will You crash my world and you're going down, run away and I'll hunt you down Start me up and that's the way it gonna be I gotta rule my world I'm gonna be my king I got it all set up I'm gonna be that everything Can't nobody stop me can't nobody stop me I'm gonna be my king I didn't see it, no Ididn't hear it I was just trying to remember all the things I'll never know

Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 25, 2025

(Interlude) Guard : Hey. Hey, excuse me. Closed session Sarsippius: What you mean closed session? Guard : It's a closed session here. No one's allowed. Nobody Sarsippius: What are you talking about? Guard : You're... You're gonna have to leave Sarsippius: I will... You know who I am? Guard : No, I don't know who you are and you're gonna have to leave right now Sarsippius: I am Aladin Sarsippius Sulemanagic Jackson the third Guard : (laughs) I don't care what you did on who. You're gonna have to leave Sarsippius: Listen man. Listen brother. I am the world-renowned reptilian lover Guard : (laughs) Sarsippius: What you laughing at brother? Guard : I'm not laughing. I'm sorry. I don't know who you are. There's no authorization. You have to have a special... Sarsippius: Let me tell you something. I sang for Aqueduct Pocket. I sang for Relaxed Atmosphere Guard : I don't know who they are. I... Sarsippius: I sang for Third World Lover Guard : This... This is the Infec... Sarsippius: You heard of them? Guard : No I haven't. This is the Infectious Grooves. It's a closed session Sarsippius: Have you all heard of my hit single "Whipped Cream"? (singing) Whipped Cream. Put it all over your body Guard : (laughing) No... Sarsippius: You ever heard of that? Guard : (laughing) No I haven't... Sarsippius: Where've you been brother? Guard : I've been keeping people out of the studio Sarsippius: Have you heard of the song "The love that you'll find is the love that you will never find because it's the love that is always not able to be found"? Guard : I'm not looking for no love. I'm sorry. And you're dripping some green funk now on the carpet Sarsippius: Listen man. Don't worry about my green funk Guard : I'm gonna have... I'm gonna have to get some security happening here Sarsippius: Don't get no security involved. I want... Guard : I am the security Sarssipius: I want to work with you, brother Guard : I'm gonna have to make you leave Sarsippius: This is some kind of game here Guard : What are you doing here? Sarsippius: This is some kind of game, brother. I came here to do backups Guard : Backups for who? Sarsippius: For this infectaphibian thing, man

Submitted by SerpentEve — Feb 16, 2026

Insane-the mother funksters tear it up The beat-that makes you wanna stomp it up Rhythm-you just can't get enough of the Infectious Grooves Hardcore-and then they switch it to the smooth Got vibe-mix it in with the groove The plague-that's gonna make you booty move it's the Infectious Grooves Gave it-the network of ability Threw in-all kind of insanity Add it up-and now you got the recipe of The Infectious Grooves Talk to me baby you should of been good-you think you're on it but you ain't got nothing on me It aon't as if I hadn't told you so So now you sit and then you go and when you hear it Damn-that's what you say when you hear us Jam-'cause the boys know how to make it all Slam-now you wanna get with the program of the Infectious Grooves Pack'n-a loc'd kinda zak that's Attack'n-with the bass that's pump'n and Smack'n-leave you breathless coughing and hack'n with Infectious Grooves We found- the hippest, hardest, heaviest sound Took it straight from the underground Now you got the plague that's going around, known as Infectious Grooves Talk to me baby it's me again I love to tell you 'cause it ain't the way that you wanna hear You try to stop it, but I seen you move your booty Move that booty, mmm that's a booty, she has a very nice booty Infectious Now you know it's Infectious It's Infectious-the rhythm that'll tear it up Infectious-the beat that makes you get on up Infectious-the mother funksters tear it up-with the Infectious Grooves Infectious-A loc'd kinda zak that's Infectious-with the bass that's pumpin and Infectious-leave you breathless coughing and the Infectious Grooves Infectious-switch to the smooth and it's Infectious-miz it in the groove and it's Infectous-the plague that makes your booty move it's the Infectious Grooves Infectous-the plague that makes your Infectous-the plague that makes your Infectous-the plague that makes your booty move it's the Infectious Grooves

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 25, 2025

A lil' somthin' like dis Well, I got the blues And I got shoes But damn it's Infectious Well, I got the blues Got it to my shoes And damn it's Infectious I got the Infectious Blues, yeah

Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 25, 2025

I want it I need it I'm headed out for something to break I got it I'm feeling it I'm headed out on a monster skank My feet are moving faster than my mind can do no thinking My body's twisting in contortions that weren't meant to be My head is spinning like a yo-yo that don't know no better Off to the special place where there is only room for me Have a little dance with a twist-hear you were hungry-eat a fist I want it I need it I'm headed out for something to break I got it I'm feeling it I'm headed out on a monster skank My mind paints pictures but I couldn't find no frame to fit it Only an artist can create what he don't understand I tried to tell you but you didn't have no time for reason Off to my special place where only I am in command What's to skank?-monster skank'n Aye got something break'n-we've gone monster skank'n Roses are red-violets are blues-you're uglier than a monkey-you should live in a zoo I want it I need it I'm headed out for something to break I got it I'm feeling it I'm headed out on a monster skank Shoot off your mouth don't like what you said-here's my response a boot to your head The wise man feels no pressure then he tells you not to worry Your inspiration hits me like a ton of falling bricks Lost in a cemetery of forgotten resolutions Off to my special place where I can break all that you fix Aye gone monster skank'n-I don't need nobody I think something's break'n-I've gone monster skank'n Is it skank? Monster skank What kind of skank? Monster skank It's a monster-a scary scary monster! Aye got something break'n-we gone monster skank'n It's a monster

Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 25, 2025

Bring it back Back to the people Bring it back Back to the people Bring it back Back to the people Bring it back Back to the people Bring it back Back to the people Bring it back Back to the people Bring it back Back to the people Bring it back Back to the people Take that thang, and put it in here! Take that thang, gonna put it in there, gonna take that thang Take that thang, gonna put it in there, gonna take that thang Take that thang, gonna put it in there, gonna take that thang Make it black! Back to the people Bring it back Back to the people Bring it on back Back to the people

Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Apr 25, 2025

Spoken: Record Dealer: Ah, yeah, we have a little green creature here, you have the word on that yet? Another voice: Yeah, it's fine, they tell me it is allowed to be here Record Dealer: Okay, thank you, alright. I, ah, I guess you, ah, got the authorization, ah, and sorry Mr. Sarsobian... Mr. Sarsippius: Sarsippius you dummy Record Dealer: I'm sorry, sir, so, ah, I guess this is where you gonna be doing the singing and stuff... Mr. Sarsippius: It's about time. Guys gotta get together, you know, my time is valuable... Record Dealer: Well, you gotta understand, a green looking lizard... Mr. Sarsippius: My time is valuable Record Dealer: I think the way they said it you, ah, you're auditioning, so, you're very fortunate to be here, so I think you take... Mr. Sarsippius: Ok, let's…let's not get carried away with auditioning. And where is my hair stylist? I need a hair stylist Record Dealer: Ah, that's enough, and they just said it, they said that you're allowed here, and they're gonna try to stall you on... Mr. Sarsippius: And I need a dermatologist, you know, these scales kinda get, you know, they get in the way Record Dealer: I don't know, they said that you can hear, come here and try to fill some tapes and when the fellas get there they can decide what they like to do with it Mr. Sarsippius: Ok, what are we gonna sing, what you want me to do Record Dealer: Well, you are supposed to know the material Mr. Sarsippius: I know the material, what you want? Record Dealer: How about "You lie and your breath stank" because... Mr. Sarsippius: You lie and your breath stank? Record Dealer: I hate to tell you, but you do have a problem with that, unless you can take care... Mr. Sarsippius: Ah, now you try to be a comedian, huh? Alright Record Dealer: I'm not trying to be a comedian, just trying to help, you keep missing...you got a big date ahead... Mr. Sarsippius: Don't worry 'bout my breath, don't worry 'bout my breath, I can sing... Record Dealer: Ohoh, you breathe on me and you talk that loud I have to... Mr. Sarsippius: Then point your head the other way...ignorance

Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Feb 06, 2026

You lie and yo breath stank you lie and yo breath stank Save your time don't give me that speech And use that time to go brush your teeth A good mouthwash would be a start Cause your breath done smell like your mouth done a fart You lie and yo breath stank So bad it makes it hard to think You lie and yo breath stank Smells just like it's a septic tank You lie and yo breath stank you lie and yo breath stank Damn homeboy won't you chew on some gum You smell like a mixture of chili dogs and rum Don't be cheap and juts chew on a stick Throw in the whole pack and chew on it quick You lie and yo breath stank So bad it makes it hard to think You lie and yo breath stank Rolls me over like a Sherman tank You lie and yo breath stank you lie and yo breath stank Open your mouth the whole room stunk You need a chisel to hammer off the funk Your breath would turn a shirt into lint So do us all a favor and suck on a mint You lie and yo breath stank you lie and yo breath stank Open your mouth just another lie What's that smell did somethin' die A funky kind of stank that makes you go phew Took a wiff straight out it was coming from you You lie and yo breath stank So bad it makes it hard to thank You lie and yo breath stank So bad damn your breath is rank Damn yo breath stank

Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 25, 2025

Come on into my mind, into my heart, into my thoughts and into my soul Come on into your mind, into your heart, into your thoughts and into your soul-do the sinister Come on come one come on do the sinister come on come on come on hey hey hey The minister is getting sinister the minister of the sinister- you're messing with The minister of the sinister the minister is getting sinister Why you always bugging-what you want with me Why you always tripping-just you let me be Ain't no point in knocking-ain't nobody home Ain't no point in talking-just leave me alone! Come on come one come on do the sinister come on come on come on hey hey hey The minister is getting sinister the minister of the sinister- you're messing with The minister of the sinister the minister is getting sinister Into the mind, into the heart, into the thought, into the soul Out of the mind, out of the heart, out of the thought, and out of the soul Why you always bugging-what you want with my Why you always tripping-just you let me be Ain't no point in knocking-ain't nobody home Ain't no point in talking-just leave me alone! Sin sin ha! ha! come on sin sin do the sinister Sinister surf mind raid Cyco surf min raid What I want I do it What I need I take it If I want I'll do you, you been warned What you want won't happen What you know don't matter What you feel I give it right here and right now Right here and right now Right here and right now Right here and right now Do the sinister

Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 25, 2025

Groovalistic Yesterday I struggled a little less than today I locked it in a brain cell and I threw the key away Don't know what I was thinking-then again I do I lock my thoughts in cages like the animals in a zoo So please don't feed the cyco-and I don't mean with food Cause my mind feeds on hatred-and you get me in the mood So are we having fun yet? Can you feel the pain? Cause my mind functions perfectly on tangents skewed insane She said, "If I would of then I could of but it's unrealistic" And I said, "So why you always gotta be so damn pessimistic" And she said, "If I could of then I would have but it's unrealistic" And I said, "If you could of then you would on infecto groovalistic" Groove a little high groove a little low groove a little in between Groove a little hot groove a little cold groove a little bit in my scene Groove a little left groove a little right groove a little something with me Grove a little sex groove a little love Infecto is the way it should be Groovalistic So much for smart thinking the odds weren't on my side But ain't it fun to gamble double up and let it ride I could of been more thoughtful I could of walked away But I ain't afraid to say I got nothing left to say She said, "If I would of then I could of but it's unrealistic" And I said, "So why you always gotta be so damn pessimistic" And she said, "If I could of then I would have but it's unrealistic" And I said, "If you could of then you would on infecto groovalistic" Groove a little high groove a little low groove a little in between Groove a little hot groove a little cold groove a little bit in my scene Groove a little left groove a little right groove a little something with me Grove a little sex groove a little love Infecto is the way it should be Groovalistic oh no! infecto groovalistic I could of made it touching or full of tricky rhymes I could of been more thoughtful-I could of walked away But since I got the time I got one more thing left to say I hate stupid people! (obviously a lot cause I say it enough) Stupid-A person that has the capabilities to think and or understand but refuses to use it

Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 25, 2025

Record Dealer : Well Mr. Samaducious Mr. Sarsippius. C'mon now, say it right Record Dealer: Yes Sir Mr. Sarsippius: Say it with pleasure Record Dealer: Yes, ah, it´s been a pleasure having you here... Mr. Sarsippius: Thank you very much, thank you very much Record Dealer: Ah, we’re not gonna need any more vocals on this set... Mr. Sarsippius: What? Record Dealer: Well, basically your voice doesn't fit in, we appreciate you coming down... Mr. Sarsippius: My voice don't fit, what, me? Record Dealer: I show you the door, get a few little candies on your way out... Mr. Sarsippius: I don't want no candies, you know I don't need that kinda stuff, makes my scales break out. This is recocoulous. What do you mean? Record Dealer: Well it's…I, I just got the word they told me on the headphone... Mr. Sarsippius: Word from who ? I didn’t get no word... Record Dealer: They said it's not the right part, we appreciate it, Sir, please, say we don't have no problem, so I don't have to call... Mr. Sarsippius: Don't call nobody, call my agent, he will talk to you about this, you're square to white... Record Dealer: I ask you, really, it's…it's finally, they gave me the word, the fellas are gonna be down here, they gonna have to use this studio... Mr. Sarsippius: What fellas? I'm here now to do the tracks, listen to the tracks Record Dealer: It's not working, you know, it's not, you tried a couple'a songs, it's fine, we appreciate it, I have to ask you to leave now, sir, please Mr. Sarsippius: I'm going nowhere 'til I do my tracks, that was the contract, let's do it Record Dealer: There's no contract, we have no contract, you're auditioning … and when the people... Mr. Sarsippius: What about my points? Record Dealer: Ahm, I give you a good point, get your booty outta here before I call the police... Mr. Sarsippius: Aahhhh, wait a minute, don't touch my booty... Record Dealer: I'm not touching... Ah, yes, can we get some security down here... Mr. Sarsippius: Don't need no security... I'll take them all on, bring them to me... Record Dealer: Sorry, Sir, please there's not going... Mr. Sarsippius: Hooold on Security Officer: Hm, security calling? Record Dealer: Yes, hm, we got this, I don't know, this... Security Officer: Excuse me, sir, this is a private session... Mr. Sarsippius: Why, don't touch me... Security Officer: Get him back from me, I button you... Record Dealer: Here, get this..get this..get this leash on him... Mr. Sarsippius: Roughing your neck, juice-headed freak... Record Dealer: That's it, call the...call the zoo, eh, eh, eh, eh, he's got me, he's got me, got jammed with his horn... Mr. Sarsippius: Don't touch my kudos... Record Dealer: Oookay, animal control

Submitted by SerpentEve — Feb 16, 2026