Sarsippius’ Ark: (Limited Edition)
This track is instrumental.
My my my, your truth is a lie And you help cover it up and you don't even ask why So it goes Funky wunky, the funky junky Funky wunky, ouh (won't you hit them with that) Nooky nooky, you got that cookie Nooky nooky, ouh Hit them with the funky shift - (you jokin'?) Funky wunky ouh Slam me with the funky fix - (get going!) Funky junky ouh Why why why do you quit before you try? You put a fake smile on your face but there's a tear in your eye So I go Funky wunky, that funky junky Funky wunky, ouh (yeah hit me with it) Nooky nooky, I'll try her cookie Nooky nooky ouh Kick on in da funky shift (you got that?) Funky wunky ouh Slam me with da funky fix (you got that?) Funky junky ouh And I don't believe the things they try to say 'Cause things are gettin' a little bit funky Funky wunky, that funky junky Funky wunky, ouh (yeah hit me with it) Nooky nooky, I'll try her cookie Nooky nooky ouh Kick on in da funky shift (you got that?) Funky wunky ouh Slam me with da funky fix (you got that?) Funky junky ouh
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Feb 06, 2026
This track is instrumental.
This track is instrumental.
Conversation that no one's supposed to hear My thoughts are hazy, but the weather says it's clear Please don't confuse what was said with what you heard Destroy the meaning to the point of the absurd Oh it's a thought, full of rot Take what you got, it hits the spot So you can be all that you can Oh it's a trip, so unhip Watch out don't slip, give it some zip And put some action to your plan! Don't stop, spread the jam! Oh it's your pick, call it sick But make it click, and watch it stick Just make sure you understand Go on attack, don't look back You cannot lack, break from the pack Get your head out of the ground! Don't stop, spread the jam! Looking thru the reflection in the mirror An inspiration for the failure that looms near Pollute the pprinciple, distort the truth and find Take one step further, and you're still three steps behind Don't stop, spread the jam! Slip out the door but don't lock it, you will return It is not the action but from the thoughou will learn Pay not attention ... pay the price, then count your change Flip flop the average, what was normal now is strange Don't stop, spread the jam! Oh it's a thought, full of rot Take what you got, it hits the spot So you can be all that you can Oh it's a trip, so unhip Watch out don't slip, give it some zip And put some action to your plan! Don't stop, spread the jam! Oh it's your pick, call it sick But make it click, and watch it stick Just make sure you understand Go on attack, don't look back You cannot lack, break from the pack Get your head out of the ground! Don't stop, spread the jam!
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Nov 08, 2025
Three headed mind pollution I made up my mind, do you mind that I really don't mind? I gotta align my mind, but I ain't got the time My mind mind? Yes, it minds, now do you mind? I made up my mind, do you mind that I really don't mind? Out of my mind Three headed mind pollution When the mind goes blind, you just might find The mad man was busy sucking down the wine Three headed mind pollution I made up my mind, do you mind that I really don't mind? I gotta align my mind, but I ain't got the time My mind mind? Yes, it minds, now do you mind? I made up my mind, do you mind that I really don't mind? Out of my mind Panic I'm not gonna ask, you ask Are you now or have you ever been A member of the three headed mind pollution? Three headed mind pollution, out of my mind I'll take a double three headed mind pollution Extra chili and cheese, to go!
Submitted by MetalElf — Nov 08, 2025
Bust out with somethin' that you never see Trip out on a kick called reality You react, oh so typically You're wasting my time Lost in a moment But something that got lost remains in me Pray for atonement To save me from the things that I can't see You can't refuse what I'm giving And I ain't gonna take it no more! Shut it up, or put it up Please be forgiving For I've sinned in no one's eyes except for you What you got is not for me And everything I got you refuse to see Adjust to see what is true I really don't want it And I really don't need it And I really don't matter And I really don't care Slo-motion slam Break - from all about Trip - without a doubt Move - and then you get it so you gotta be good Stop - and then you want it 'cause they say that you should Wait - and then they pass it 'cause you ain't got the sound Go - and then you catch it on the second time 'round And then you get it 'Cause you always got to do what you see And everybody's always trippin' On the things they can't be And no one's ever got a moment But they're wasting my time And someone's always looking For the things they can't find Slo-motion slam And when you see it don't ever look away And everybody's livin' in a Slo-motion slam Move on and when you get it Don't ever set it free And now you know you're livin' in a Slo-motion slam Don't give, don't ever give up Don't ever give in, never give it away And now you want to live in a Slo-motion slam, slo-motion slam it Lies, what you're living But I refuse to live your life no more I ain't gonna go away You made the game but not the rules I play And I'm declaring it war You can't refuse what we're giving And we ain't gonna take it no more Shout - hallelujah But there ain't no shout that's gonna save my soul Screams - echo through me It's always in a fight to gain control We really don't want it We really don't need it And it really don't matter and we really don't care Living, living in a slo-motion slam They say we can't do it And they say we ain't supposed to They say we better not But we say we don't care We don't care!
Submitted by Warbringer — Nov 08, 2025
Spoken: Mr. Sarsippius: Spredik, spreck, spreck bic… Ohoho, sorry, I was just listening to one of my new songs, entitled "Spreck" You see, I'm trying to get ideas for songs. I'm currently involved in a new track called "All Cohesive Is Love" or "Taco-De-Kick" Well, did I not mention, they are some live track, live tracks that I made very special appearances on This is my debut live at the Universal Amphitheater. With thousands of Philadelphias screaming and throwing their beautiful sexy bodies at me. Yes, there was love in the air In my honor, of course, because, I'm all about de ladies, and de ladies, dey are all about me In fact, I should recall of what my conscience entitled it : LIVE, LOW with Sarsippius' "The Jelly Green Love Machine" So here we go: LIIIVE!
Submitted by SerpentEve — Feb 16, 2026
Insane-the mother funksters tear it up The beat-that makes you wanna stomp it up Rhythm-you just can't get enough of the Infectious Grooves Hardcore-and then they switch it to the smooth Got vibe-mix it in with the groove The plague-that's gonna make you booty move it's the Infectious Grooves Gave it-the network of ability Threw in-all kind of insanity Add it up-and now you got the recipe of The Infectious Grooves Talk to me baby you should of been good-you think you're on it but you ain't got nothing on me It aon't as if I hadn't told you so So now you sit and then you go and when you hear it Damn-that's what you say when you hear us Jam-'cause the boys know how to make it all Slam-now you wanna get with the program of the Infectious Grooves Pack'n-a loc'd kinda zak that's Attack'n-with the bass that's pump'n and Smack'n-leave you breathless coughing and hack'n with Infectious Grooves We found- the hippest, hardest, heaviest sound Took it straight from the underground Now you got the plague that's going around, known as Infectious Grooves Talk to me baby it's me again I love to tell you 'cause it ain't the way that you wanna hear You try to stop it, but I seen you move your booty Move that booty, mmm that's a booty, she has a very nice booty Infectious Now you know it's Infectious It's Infectious-the rhythm that'll tear it up Infectious-the beat that makes you get on up Infectious-the mother funksters tear it up-with the Infectious Grooves Infectious-A loc'd kinda zak that's Infectious-with the bass that's pumpin and Infectious-leave you breathless coughing and the Infectious Grooves Infectious-switch to the smooth and it's Infectious-miz it in the groove and it's Infectous-the plague that makes your booty move it's the Infectious Grooves Infectous-the plague that makes your Infectous-the plague that makes your Infectous-the plague that makes your booty move it's the Infectious Grooves
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Nov 08, 2025
This track is instrumental.
Raspberry, boysenberry, strawberry and lemon lime She's got that flavor I love to savor I'll lick your flavor baby, anytime 'Cause she's got raspberry, boysenberry, strawberry and lemon lime I heard about the man that was eating his shoe And the three-eyed lady said how do you do You brake to take, but it ain't no mistake It just don't make no kinda sense to you Just sitting there, won't you get control of yourself It was the 3rd of May and now it's June the 12th So stop you lop, I get the pick of the crop Savor da flavor Raspberry, boysenberry, strawberry and lemon lime Her waves in motion, start a commotion I'll take her potion any day or time Like an illusion, spreading confusion She knows she's using it and that's just fine I could have been a rumor, but I like what I hear So I took it one step further Threw it out of the rear Do you wait or hate or retaliate And I take a little dance with the fear Not a pretty lady trying to take it on me But she's got a little sister, that's the place I'll be In a line, she's fine and she's gonna be mine Savor da flavor Raspberry, boysenberry, strawberry and lemon lime Savor da flavor Raspberry, boysenberry, strawberry and lemon lime
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Nov 08, 2025
This track is instrumental.
Insane-the mother funksters tear it up The beat-that makes you wanna stomp it up Rhythm-you just can't get enough of the Infectious Grooves Hardcore-and then they switch it to the smooth Got vibe-mix it in with the groove The plague-that's gonna make you booty move it's the Infectious Grooves Gave it-the network of ability Threw in-all kind of insanity Add it up-and now you got the recipe of The Infectious Grooves Talk to me baby you should of been good-you think you're on it but you ain't got nothing on me It aon't as if I hadn't told you so So now you sit and then you go and when you hear it Damn-that's what you say when you hear us Jam-'cause the boys know how to make it all Slam-now you wanna get with the program of the Infectious Grooves Pack'n-a loc'd kinda zak that's Attack'n-with the bass that's pump'n and Smack'n-leave you breathless coughing and hack'n with Infectious Grooves We found- the hippest, hardest, heaviest sound Took it straight from the underground Now you got the plague that's going around, known as Infectious Grooves Talk to me baby it's me again I love to tell you 'cause it ain't the way that you wanna hear You try to stop it, but I seen you move your booty Move that booty, mmm that's a booty, she has a very nice booty Infectious Now you know it's Infectious It's Infectious-the rhythm that'll tear it up Infectious-the beat that makes you get on up Infectious-the mother funksters tear it up-with the Infectious Grooves Infectious-A loc'd kinda zak that's Infectious-with the bass that's pumpin and Infectious-leave you breathless coughing and the Infectious Grooves Infectious-switch to the smooth and it's Infectious-miz it in the groove and it's Infectous-the plague that makes your booty move it's the Infectious Grooves Infectous-the plague that makes your Infectous-the plague that makes your Infectous-the plague that makes your booty move it's the Infectious Grooves
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Nov 08, 2025
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This track is instrumental.
This track is instrumental.
(Urp!) (I'm all about the old style spricin', you know what I'm sayin'?) Spric! Spric! Spric! Spric it down, spric it down! Spric! Spric! Spric! Spric! Spric! Spric! (I'm 'bout to go spric loco on y'all!) Spric! Spric it y'all, spric it y'all! (Watch me bust out. Spric-) Spric! In the morning, Spric! In the night! Spric! Make you do it, Spric! Do it right! Spric! Can you feel it? Spric! Feels alright! Spric! In the pocket, Spric it y'all, spric it y'all! I want to spric with you my lady. (Uh huh, dat's right, a ha ha ha ha,) I want to spric with you my baby. Spric it y'all, spric it y'all! Spric! Spric! Come one! Spric! Everybody! Spric! I'll spric! Spric! You can spric! Spric! If you want to (I'm not afraid!) Spric! But don't spric on my part Spric it down, spric it down! Spric! In the morning Spric! In the night! Spric! Make you do it! Spric! Do it right! (Uh huh!) Spric! Can you feel it? Spric! Feels alright! (Yeah!) Spric! In the pocket, Spric it y'all, spric it y'all I want to spric with you my lady. (Heh, dat's the way, ha!) I want to spric with you my baby. Spric it y'all, spric it y'all! Mm hm. So what's all about this spricin'? (I don't know) I'm all about it! (Dat's right!) Aw yeah? Give it to me! Spric! Spric! Spric! Spric it y'all, spric it y'all! Spric! Spric-???????? Spric! Spric-ee-like! Spric! Spric-ee-likky doggy-dog! Spric! Spric-ee right! Spric! Aw spric-ee spric-ee! Spric! Aw spric-uh! Spric! Watch me spric y'all! Spric it y'all, spric it y'all, SPRIC!
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Nov 08, 2025