Pizza

Unmade by anti-pizza So good it destroyed the world One slice of anti-matter Delicious and uncontrollable There's not a better passion It's there- for you of course Imploding with taste of thunder Dense as the heart of a star UNMADE BY ANTI-PIZZA! UNMADE BY ANTI-PIZZA! One bite, beyond reason Just taste another world Nothing like anti-pizza Catastrophic yet edible Crackling with anti-matter! Anti-cheese and anti-dough It's impossible! UNMADE BY ANTI-PIZZA! UNMADE BY ANTI-PIZZA! UNMADE BY ANTI-PIZZA! UNMADE! UNMADE! There's not a better passion It's there- for you of course Imploding with taste of thunder Dense as the heart of a star UNMADE BY ANTI-PIZZA! UNMADE BY ANTI-PIZZA! UNMADE BY ANTI-PIZZA! UNMADE! UNMADE! Crackling with anti-matter! Anti-cheese and anti-dough It's impossible! Behold Behold Behold! Behold! Behold! Behold! THE ANTI-MATTER UNIVERSE! THE ANTI-MATTER UNIVERSE! THE ANTI-MATTER UNIVERSE! THE ANTI-MATTER UNIVERSE! Not-magnetic! Not-glowing! Not-pizza! Not-cheese! NOTHING! NO-THING! I warp and fade at just one taste -Anti-peeeeaaatza- I warp and fade at just one taste -Anti-peeeeaaatza-

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

I'm crippled by a simple decision And possibly gifted by a vision I've made my choice- I'll stand by I'll take one more bite then lay down and die …And that one treasure Thick golden crust and a layer of cheese I'll face the consequences OF MY UNQUENCHABLE NEED! I'm crippled. I'm crippled I'm crippled by pizza I'm crippled. I'm crippled And I can't go on I CAN'T RESIST SO I PERSIST IN THIS So delicious, pizza's powerful taste I seek, strike and consume it every day It's shattered my colon and made me too fat to breathe I'M CRIPPLED! I'M CRIPPLED! I'M CRIPPLED BY EACH SLICE! SLICE! SLICE! I'M CRIPPLED! I'M CRIPPLED! I'M CRIPPLED AND I CAN'T GO ON! I'M CRIPPLED! I'M CRIPPLED! I'M CRIPPLED BY EACH SLICE! SLICE! SLICE! I'M CRIPPLED! I'M CRIPPLED! I'M CRIPPLED AND I CAN'T GO ON! My hunger, it hurts me Just to turn around and flirt with me Each slice a paradise But in the end I'm twice the size I've made a choice that I'll stand by I'll take one more bite then I'll lay down and die PIZZA! PIZZA! I WANT PIZZA! JUST GIVE ME SOME FUCKING PIZZA! "It's a pizza party!"

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

Tortured and mangled Hungry and hateful Vicious and covered In viscous fluids Hungry for pizza, the cannibal feasts A creature of cravings and conspiracies Black arts conspire with brick oven masters, birthing his face: the disaster Dying a dead black crusty cancer without answers The werepizza is after you A werepizza he's been since the age of sixteen when he got disgusting... Since then he's preyed on the weak and the lame, covering them in pepperoni And garlic and olive and onion and peppers and cheese and broccoli And chicken and sausage and mushroom, jalapeños and anchovies (Hello Sir, here's your pizza—dear god young man what has happened to you? What are you talking about sir? What? What? It's your face! It's…it's REVOLTING!!! You look like something birthed from a witch's cauldron boiling full of cheese that coated you while you crawled out and your skin is blistering and popping from the boiling cheese! Fuck you mister. I don't get paid enough to listen to this kind of shit! No wait! Do you want me to kill you and put you out of your disgusting misery? Fuck you mister! Well call me if you can't do it yourself.) BEWARE or be aware: Werepizza! BEWARE or be aware: Werepizza! BEWARE or be aware: Werepizza! BEWARE or be aware: Werepizza!

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

One slice lights up my life Hot and fresh at any time I attack like an animal Delicious and casual Please can you go out and go get me some P (I want some) I-Z-Z-A!? I wanna get my greasy little hands on some P (I want some) I-Z-Z-A! Please will you cook me up some of that delicious P (I want some) I-Z-Z-A!? I want to go buy a slice of P (I want some) I-Z-Z-A! WHAT I WANT I WANT AND I WANT IT RIGHT NOW! WHAT I WANT I WANT AND I WANT IT RIGHT NOW! WHAT I WANT I WANT AND I WANT IT RIGHT NOW! WHAT I WANT I WANT AND I WANT IT NOW! I'm giddy with wiggle as I cut and I giggle IT'S TOO HOT TO TOUCH! My eyes alight so satisfied MY PIZZA NIF! It's good I got enough to share BUT WILL I DARE??? I'm giddy with wiggle as I cut and I giggle IT'S TOO HOT TO TOUCH! When that hot fresh slice hits my mouth and my life I whoooooooom pizza nif! When that hot fresh slice hits my mouth and my life I whoooooooom pizza nif! When that hot fresh slice hits my mouth and my life I whoooooooom pizza nif! When that hot fresh slice hits my mouth and my life I whoooooooom PIZZA NIF! N-I-F! N-I-F! PIZZA NIF! N-I-F! N-I-F! PIZZA NIF! N-I-F! N-I-F! PIZZA NIF! N-I-F! N-I-F! PIZZA- Shhhhhhhhhh...

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

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Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026