We Kill Everything
Babyraper, sperm creator Hulking, brutish masturbator Babyraper, emasculator Fleshy flap valve navigator Never leave me, Babyraper Melted cum ejaculator Spackled filth evaporator High colonic spackulator the Babyraper the Babyraper My quest for sex consumes all my life Being a god I do what i like I know it hurts you when I fuck a child Cum-sumed with cumming I've simply gone wild Drinking and drowning in lakes full of lust I'll still jerk off even when I cum dust My sex is my hatred My penis a tool My balls are imploding I'm playing the fool My butt crack is folding The crap that it's holding I heap it all over the stool Oh, Babyraper I'm the fucking Babyraper I'm the guy who stiffed the waiter Mangled public flagellator Turgid bowel exaggerator Fleshy flap-valved gladiator
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025
Fishfuck, baby Gonna fuck you with a fish [X2] Gonna take a rivercarp and ram it up your butt You slut You whore Why are you my Mom? Fishfuck, baby Gonna fuck you with a fish [X2] Gonna take a moa-moa and swim it up your butt You slut You whore Why?
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 26, 2025
I'll come to town for you Dress up like a clown for you Pull my pants on down for you Then I'll crawl away I will blow hot fart on you I will build an R-2 D-2 I won't even start for you Unless you fucking pay Because I am the performer [X3] I will come to town for you Dress up like a clown for you Try not to fuck around on you Do so anyway I will find the ark for you Go sleep in the park with you I'll even suck a cock or two But no sir, I'm not gay [Chorus] Before I was a whore, on tour I was the child always running around With his dick hanging out and diapers pulled down Show biz was calling so I hit the stage Worked out an act where I got raped in a cage My life was bullshit and I didn't care Went to go bowling and I missed on my spare But what else could I fucking do But play another song for you... Thinking about a nose job, too... cause I am the Performer...
Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 26, 2025
This track is instrumental.
GWAR, the once mighty Scumdogs of the Universe wallow in the filth that their lives have become. Drug addicted, riddled with disease They're not dogs, they're just scum... Could they get a chance to change their fate Destroy the things they've come to love with hate Only time will tell... I'm sick of this damn planet and the sluts and the booze, I'd like to kill the Master, and start turning the screws The sins of this planet have long since grown stale We need to kill on a galactic scale Forsaken by their cosmic master, GWAR constantly schemes For a way to escape Earth, realize their twisted dreams Old men fly into space, GWAR cannot... This re-occuring pattern of failure Has fucked with them a lot Get me the hell out of Dodge I'll turn in my card at the Moose Lodge But first let me settle my account at Blockbuster and bid fond adieu to my friend General Custer... I scream to the heavens to split open wide and let loose a torrent of death's ghastly tide The power of Chaos, there's no reason why We need a way to make everybody die... The ancient legend of "The TimeBomb", an alien device which supposedly chronicled all time's events from the beginning-to the end. If it could be deciphed by our bum, bling anti-heroes, then the end of the world would come. As to what this has to do with anything, I'm not really sure... Out there the power is growing and it's growing fast Here the only thing growing is my big fat ass. Sales are dropping, riffs are slopping Can you smell the zits I'm popping What the hell can we do? We've done it all, I've humped god's nose I've reeked of booze... I've cancelled shows Became everything that I despised And my own hell I recognize But there's just so many little bohabs and they're always crowding around begging me to suckle them and tie their mothers down I will kill their girlfriends, I will smoke their crack I become the pimp-daddy, I become the Mack But everyday I'm doing I'm dying deep inside But I'm gonna tell ya something gonna give ya back your pride So here's a little thought that I had the other day If we could blow the planet up We could just float away
Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 26, 2025
[Sang by Scroda Moon] YOU! Screwed it all up, Ruined everything for everyone. YOU! Won't even admit that it was all your fault. WHOAH! The self indulgent ego will bring you down where ever you go. All the hopes broken into tiny pieces, you should be kings, but you're wallowing in feces and now the tablet is broken. YOU! Got to get it right, you got to get back what you lost. YOU! Hot to find all of the pieces, or the end of the world will come. I came here from the moon Just showed up this afternoon You broke the tablet Now you gotta fix it You broke it! Why'd you break it? You gotta fix it SCRODA MOON! Soothsayer Swordmaker Windbreaker
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025
[Sang by Scroda Moon, The Toilet, Oderus Urungus, Slymenstra Hymen, and Beefcake The Mighty] [Scroda:] GWAR, I bring forth the portal potty Coming to feed on the shit from your bodies. Your turds have more power than mere human feces Let's use it's great power to recover the pieces [The Toilet:] Hey! Hey jackass! Yea You! You got to love me sooo good! Yea, yea you can depend on me Depending on, if my water's on... if my pipe's unglogged... Ahhhhh if you're water-logged... Baby, I am the hole I am your toilet bowl I'll suck your soul Just pay... just pay my shitty toll! ahhhh. [Scroda:] Coated in shit I give all you desire Mystical doorway swimming in mire We'll use the plunger if blockage won't budge It's a door through the plane of fudge [Oderus:] So many times I have found you, still I always piss on the ground Now that I can use you I'm gonna stop fucking around If you need shit, then I got shit On that you can depend I'll pump your stump, you fuckin' hump, my crappy, crap-caked friend [All:] The Portal Potty, a gift from the gods Let's pay it tribute and bury our wads [Beefcake:] I think we know what it's all about. Jiggle the handle and watch something jump out. [Slymenstra:] I am a woman and I have my needs. You can never really know just where or when I'll bleed You need my egg, I need your seed But pray at the altar, the toilet must feed! [Toilet:] Yea, I'll bring ya some suckers for a killing spree Just keep that fucking tampon away from me. [Slymenstra:] Take in this world, it's sooo beautiful... Filthy humans, you're all so full of it... That which you can't stand you can't understand Speak the mystic words and bring forth a turd you turn around into it and turn over to me. [Oderus:] Cross the river, leave the abyss Give the seat of the toilet a kiss [Beefcake:] Each Virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words. Well, Jiggle the handle, and call forth a turd. [Toilet:] Yea! Here it comes baby, I'm dropping my load I'm ain't just on it, I am the commode! Ahhh! [Scroda:] The power of the toilet must never be abused He must be plunged, he must be sponged, or carnage could ensue. If a dead sheep had clogged him, who knows what could arrive. Maybe it will bring the Master here, wouldn't that be a surprise!
Submitted by The Void — Apr 26, 2025
Ahhh...sweet youth The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked on the weed and the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed And the sex and the mud and blood and the shit Let's go hit the Nitro-burning funny bong Just one hit, your life goes wrong Nitro-burning funny bong Another stupid stoner song Fat and lame The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed By a bong, and a schlong Yes now we have all seen how games can go wrong My brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees A swarm of narcotics could get me through this My manager's gonna be pissed Let's go hit the Nitro-burning funny bong Just one hit, your life goes wrong Nitro-burning funny bong Another stupid stoner song Oh, can you take it Yeah, do a monster Oh, can you deal with it? We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys Now I'm old Strapped in my cell as I cultivate mold In the twilight of my years I am still a drug addict I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong Moistened with lotion, wrapped in a sarong I live like a king but you know that I act like a faggot Once was a warrior, now just a sponge High all the time got a dick like a muskellunge My glorious destiny it turned to shit Can I get another hit? From the Nitro-burning funny bong Just one hit, your life goes wrong Nitro-burning funny bong Another stupid stoner song Oh, can you take it Yeah, do a monster Oh, can you deal with it? We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 26, 2025
If you look at it you'll get drunk Frothing mass of filthy chunk Bloodshot eye and boiling spew To kick the ass of punks like you Seeking ancient wisdom, drinking with the gods Rolling in the gutter, craving bloated bloody scrod Where it came from none can say Though they do so anyway Memories of braincells lost Promoting drunken holocaust Try - to tame the fury of the Jagermonsta Drinking, stinking, falling down Acting like a fucking clown A drunk who got what he deserved At least his corpse is well-preserved The Jagermonster comes to slay By making you get drunk today Then drive your car until it skids Into a busload of retarded kids Who burn alive, you drunken fuck and then get hit by another truck Bleeding retards in the dirt The funny things that you're not hurt The cops don't come, you get away You'll live to drink another day... Hooray! Every stupid thing I do the Jagermonster tells me to Bring forth now the virgin, soon her flesh to flay Oh, she's not a virgin? Still, we'll kill her anyway That means we can fuck her And fuck her we will Then we will go get drunk and find Someone else to kill Drunken vengence from the grave Hooves are flailing, nailing slaves Beware the power of the Jagermonster!
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 26, 2025
[Sang by Slymenstra] She is the creator of life Sacrifice my will To give you some time You shall pay dearly And now I give you a second chance To correct your crooked path All I ask is to embrace The pussy everyday and Understand Understand My girly way The gods set forth their energies The world shook and the sea's tremble The great battle to destroy me The most arrogant beast of all The power and the glory From my transformation Came a vision A series of miracles With my golden body I radiate like a thousand suns I cast my spell upon you with a wave of my hand electricity consumes you Giving your soul new life Feel your mangled body sewn Back together again Awake now from this trance-like state You must choose your fate Now here's your second chance To correct your crooked path All I ask is That you embrace The things that I say Understand Understand Understand
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025
I'm thinking I was once a baby Birthed deep within the Master's bowels Shat across the cosmos, banished to this mudball But I crave vengence, I'm not throwing in the towel Well I said I'm sorry but you slapped me back down I'm just a Sunday morning turd coming down Stare into the inky blackness I swear I think you'll find him there With over grown cuticles, and an asteroid belt I said now sonny, de does not give a damn Well I'm a real bad mama A real bad man I like to spend a lot of time on the can I had a little something to eat last night It's not alright, The Master has a butt Well we fucked up the tablet and the Master heard the sound A little birdie told me he's coming back around His hideous wisdom calls for my death There'll be nothing left Except a butt Daddy tells me to bend over Whips your buttocks with a strap Bails my ass out of reform school Then he goes and takes a nap Well I said that I was sorry but I couldn't make you care If I could stop shitting then I'd change my underwear If I can't kill the Master then I'll have to get a job I'm a fuckin' slob The Master has a butt
Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 26, 2025
In the hulking halls of hatred where the Master makes his throne Within the "ass"-teroid belt where his body floats alone his mind begins to wander the worm begins to turn all life he must now squander the universe must burn He plans eternal war, as the eternal way But there is a force - which he must now obey Time and the events within, chronicles of hate and sin Everything, it has a start, but the end is always the best part Our quest - to find the broken bits Put them back and make them fit And once that we have read the end The tablet will blow up again [X4] And we'll kill everything [X3] Including ourselves Summoning the Master Call his form most vile Champing mass of questing flesh Protoplasmic pile Ancient hunger, never filled until the universe is killed The endless host of merging soul Sucked into the feeding hole Guts and giblets cascade down Rectal midgets, flattened ground Please pay attention to the plot As I kick out this monster's snot Splitting skulls and raking ribs, Trephinated drainage sieve Protruding mass of reeking bile Which forms infected booger pile Assemble now the tablet Hope that it's not Braille Bring forth now the Master So we can end this tale And we'll kill everything [X3] Especially ourselves Transmogrify your plasmic swarm Evaporate before time's storm And dedicate your life to porn And dedicate your life to porn You think that life has a reason? You think your god has a soul? I bare my bum to the heavens I think a head is a hole. And we'll kill everything [X3] Including ourselves
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 26, 2025
Having a child with a person I don't even know Jumping up and down in the crowd she got a face full of blow She caught the sperm in her mouth And then she put it down south She didn't understand That a burrowing beast would plop out in the pan She's having a child and she thinks it's such a clever stunt What she's really gonna get is a claw in the cunt Things went south That's when I started to fuck in her mouth She didn't understand That I'm a happy dappy Sammy Davis Jr. man You wanna get out of your life? Well go fuck a rock star! Then you can quit your job at the crummy fucking titty bar You'll be lying on your back next to the wall with your legs in the air Crowd of fucking doc's coming on like they really don't care She took that fistful of sperm and crammed it right up her womb So she could lie with her legs in the air in the hospital room But there's one thing that the little girl don't understand That I don't have a dime and I don't give a damn
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 26, 2025
Penile Drip You gotta love it when the blisters spread all over your hands The Penile Drip You gotta love it when the blisters come up all over your hands Penile Drip - you gotta love when you spread it all over the land The Penile Drip - you know gotta love it when the blisters come all over you hands I said the Penile Drip - (bunch of unitelligible bullshit) Spread it all over the land Spread it all over your glands Big chunky Charlie's got a red rubber ball and he spreads it all over the land. Penile Drip, gotta love it, blisters spread all over your hands I said your mission in life, your mission is a failure And you're pissing all over the can I said the Pita, the Pita, the Pita, and the lovey-dovey Lucifer man Can an ocean of tears fill the depth of the wound? Nay, the chaotic basilisk said Spread it all over the land, spread it all over your hands Big chunky Charlie's got a red rubber ball And he spreads it all over the land Spread it all over the land, spread it all over your hands Big chunky Charlie's got a red rubber ball And he spreads it all over the land
Submitted by Finntroll — Apr 26, 2025
[Sang by Balsac The Jaws Of Death] You don't ever call me on the phone to say "Hell-O" and if I call you only say "goodbye". Watching TV, how re-runs make me cry Are you thinking of me like I'm thinking of you? Are you all alone? If not, with who? If you still had legs would you be walking out on me? If I unlocked the chains would you stay? My love is like your stench, it grows stronger everyday. Will they ever stop talking about you and me? Will they leave us alone and watch TV? Mary Anne Cross my heart and hope to die stick a needle in my eye Mary Anne They say the world is ending. Yeah, tomorrow is doomsday. That don't really matter to us, baby. Our love has been so perfect since the day you passed away. Your heart is cold when it's in my hand. Is it wrong to love you, Mary Anne?
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025
You are my friend, friend, friend, friend But you no know nothing [X4] You do not treat me this way! [X4] My friend, right or wrong Even if they are completely wrong Me and my friend against the world And the world is gonna kick my fucking ass Friend, friend, friend, friend My friend you are my enemy [X4] I WILL KILL YOU!
Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 26, 2025
Oh I am Fuckin' an animal I'm fuckin' an animal I'm holding on the horns I'm fuckin' an animal I'm involved with porn I'm fuckin' an animal Sure is nice and warm in here I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers I'm fuckin' an animal blowing fifty steers I'm fuckin' an animal Oh, I'm a fucking queer I'm fuckin' an animal Didn't have to take her on a date Just had to stand here on a crate No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment Just me and animal, Getting my dick bent I'm fuckin' an animal Didn't have to say please I'm fuckin' an animal With Legionnaires disease I'm fuckin' an animal Damn hard on the knees... I'm fuckin' an animal Animal fucker, on the loose I'm fuckin' an animal I'll go from dog to goose I'm fuckin' an animal Once I fucked a moose I'm fuckin' an animal But now the animal is in pain! It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain). And now it's starting to rain.... But I'm still the same. I'm fuckin' an animal Not proud of what I do... I'm fuckin' an animal Had a great time at the zoo I'm fuckin' an animal Cause you won't let me fuck you... Animal!
Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 26, 2025