The Return of Gor‐Gor
"Step right up, come one, come all, and hear the tale of the Great Circus Train Disaster" Show, the show must go Show, the show must go Show, the show must go on Hey, rube, we circus folk Fuck you, the show must go On and on and on and on and on To the final solution Oh, here we go again Another circus train disaster Pickled punks and bearded ladies Acrobats, two-headed babies Zanies immolated on the pyre Raging through time Stalking the line The lizard roared I shit my drawers Show, the show must go Show, the show must go Show, thе show must go on So old, out of control Freak show, the show must go On and on and on and on and on Die, piе car prostitute My possum-belly queen Floppy titted, crack addicted Bite her head off like a chicken Bleed her on the witching board Creature must feed A flash of gleaming teeth Zombies crave brains Gor-Gor eats trains Where are we going? Switchback, the cracks are showing Planchette broken Ouija board's glowing Darkest magic is flowing Speak now these words Gather round me, hearts of black Spirits near, we call you back Restless souls who know no peace Lost in limbo, no release We command you, through the veil Answer now without fail Galatea Cast the spell to free her from the Curse, gorilla girl but worse Train starts to whirl, it smashed into a dinosaur It jumps the tracks, oh, what a horror Lobster Boy hermaphrodite Kaiju here, have a bite Monkey's dead, he broke his head The Strong Man might pull through though Circus train cries out in pain "Save the sideshow!" Show, show, show, show Show must go on Show, show, show, show, show must go on, yeah Show, the show must go Show, the show must go Show, the show must go on Show, the show must go Show, the show must go Show, the show must go on On and on and on and on and Show, the show must go Show, the show must go Show, the show must go on Show, the show must go Show, the show must go On and on and on and on and on To the final solution
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Mar 26, 2026
I'm not a who, I’m a what Back row pickle park slut Lot Lizard, Lot Lizard You made me this way Daddy told me I was pretty Mommy gave me her disease Born a coldblooded crack whore dinosaur Turned me out on the streets Cloaca money maker Rig-to-rig and truck-to-truck Working hard in the yard, shit-pussy super star Looking for a dick to suck I'm not a who, I'm a what Back row pickle park slut Lot Lizard, Lot Lizard You made me this way I don’t want your fuckin' pity Don't you pray for me Ain't nobody gonna save me, shame me This is how I want to be A-sleeper creeper Want a handjob? Well you're fucked This lizard ass can multitask But my arms aren't long enough Na na, na na na na Na na na, na na na na "Breaker One-Nine, this is Fruit Pie the Magician I'm at the Judy Blumе Service Plaza I'm looking for some commеrcial company Pretty face and a big ole waist, come on back" Makin’ love behind the Love’s Get a Buc-ee's suck and fuck Want a Wawa chili dog? We can do it in my truck Doing gay at the Flying J Tits and ass at the old TA Dump my load and drive away Gotta do when I gotta do a doo doo I’ll get your money I will get your money I'll get your money I'll suck your dick I'm not a who, I’m a what Back row pickle park slut Lot Lizard, Lot Lizard You made me this way
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Mar 26, 2026
Gor Gor Gor-Gor Big Cold hard teeth, they gnaw on bones They bite and crush the rocks and stones They chew through gristle, fat, and flesh Fall and worship Tyrant King Your doom Baby gonna grow up big Baby gonna grow up strong Baby gonna chomp you, stomp you dead Make you pay for what you did wrong Gor-Gor ain't a kid no more He's a full-grown dinosaur Gor-Gor's gonna rape your skull Spill your guts out on the floor He is the fury From depths below Rips your eyeballs through your asshole Still his ire grow Kill, suck, eat, fuck Then picks his nose He's your worst dream come true Now your time has come to Die Gor Gor Gor-Gor Big Bloodshot eyes are filled with hate They see the shit that you create They sneer and scowl at all you've done The Tyrant King, he— Gor-Gor got a fire in his eye Gor-Gor got blood on his claws Gor-Gor gonna thrash and smash and roar He gonna make your kingdoms fall Armies turn and churn and burn All the missiles they let fly But Gor-Gor, he don't give a damn Your army's gonna die And he's angry Yeah, he's angry All you wrought turned to rot And he's angry So fucking angry Now your time has come to Die Now your time has come, your doom is fucking here What's lost is found now that he's crowned Existence disappears You don't want to fucking see That your fate's been prophesied He's the slaughter of mankind He's death and misery Gor-Gor's gift He brings extinction to your race 'Cause he is the fire And he will fucking blaze On all that you created, all the shit you humans made Erase your race Gor Gor Gor-Gor Big Bloodshot eyes are filled with hate They see the shit that you create They sneer and scowl at all you've done The Tyrant King, he lives
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Mar 26, 2026
So! Ohhhhh! The egg was spawned in our mutation pit In the bowels of your world, it was grown Feeding on the blood of your loin spawn And all the filthy load that was blown Now the time is right for its birth And whatever it is shall stalk the earth What it looks like, I care not I just hope it kills a lot Crack in the egg Crack in the egg The time is ripe Crack in my pipe Parasitical scum, you die so easily But you always have sickened me Your will enslaved, you grovel for more Soon your bowels will litter the floor Cannibalistic depravity Bereft of all humanity A fitting feast of abject insanity A dark curtain before the last calamity Crack in the egg The time is ripe Crack in the egg Crack in my pipe There is but one way to bring the egg life Murder the innocent soul Their fluids project as their nipples are flayed Their skulls are fashioned into bowls Your masses of humans are gagging in glee Now you gape but you'll soon be here with me If you're really lucky, I'll vomit on thee Shit in your stump and then bathe you in pee Sunder your forms with my withering hacks Mash up your face with my gauntleted smacks Now bring me dead babies, let there be no lack! I got a bunch of them here in my sack! I slaughtered your daughters and mangled your sons If we kill enough of them, Gor-Gor will come The end of your race, we approach the hour Gor-Gor will get a blood red baby shower Bathe him in death to celebrate life I'll be the doctor and Beef, the midwife But it takes so long, how can I cut slack? Shoot that fucker up with some crack Gor-Gor, see him inside his egg Please come out, Gor-Gor of you I beg Will he be a happy child? Maybe... More likely he'll be a crack baby We infected his being with evil drugs So he would grow up and be a thug Destroying this planet, the world he'll mug The human race will die and we'll just shrug SHRUG
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Mar 26, 2026
Ah, fuck Goddamnit Oh, what now? I fought it long enough, I can't help it I'm going into a goddamn berzerker rage (Oh, come on now) Oh, oh fuck I am losing my shit (Take your meds) I am so sick of politics I'm so sick of everything Oh, wow What a little bitch That's kind of embarrassing, he did a little— kind of couple of twirls and like, hissy-fitted off, what was that about? Yeah, berzerker rage, I kinda expected more, like he was gonna turn into a giant monster or something (Yeah) The smoke was cool Yeah, that, I liked that, man (Yeah, the smoke was cool) But he just spun around and like ran off in a little fit, that was Little ballerina guy Kinda the saddest thing I've ever seen in my entire life (Time of the month or something, I don't know) And what the fuck was he talking about, he hates politics? I fucking think politics are great I love 'em, man Don't you realize That this country was fucking built on politics? Yeah, yeah, that's right About two hundred and forty something years ago a bunch of real smart guys who like to wear wigs got together And they had a fucking dream, man They had a dream of a country Governed for the people, by the people Around the people What about in the people's peeholes? (No, it, fuck) On the backs of the people? That's where the squirt comes from Thought we were talking about squirt stuff still (In spite of the people?) I lost my train of thought, um Alright, sorry, continue Oh yeah, and those smart guys were known as the founding fathers I never heard of 'em And I am just really really fucking happy That the founding fathers aren't here tonight to see what a fucking steaming pile of shit You people have turned their dream into Yep, way to go Way to go (It was you) Good job (You did this) Good job That actually gives me a good idea though, Balsac, what if we just pull that little, uh (Doubt it, I doubt it) The penile, uh, device, with the Lever and we just kinda pull out all the founding fathers? Are you, you talking about the time machine? Whatever, it's like a dick machine, yeah Oh, Grodius, you poor sweet imbecile This is a very delicate and intricate piece of complicated mystical scientific equipment You can't just use it to willy-nilly bring back founding fathers like that Alright, listen, I've been meaning to bring this up to you But it's like typical for you to talk down to me like this in front of all these people, first of all Second of all, it's just one lever, can we just pull it and get the show on the road? No, you can't just pull it You gotta be certified for a piece of equipment like that, it's a union gig, and you're not, so shut up Alright, I don't know why there's opposition to this so I'm just gonna sneak over there all mischievously like And I'm gonna pull it myself, check this out, don't tell the GWAR guys I'm doing this You're, you're gonna do what? You just said that on the microphone I just heard you say you're gonna sneak over here mischievously Whatever you do, do not sneak over here mischiev— What is that music? Is that (I think it's mischiev—) sneaky mischievous music? (Yeah) Where the fuck did he go? (He's right behind you) Is he behind me right now? (He's about to do the thing) Is he sneaking mischievously towards the time machine? (Don't do it) Grodius (Grodius) Do not touch that (That does not work for me, Grodius) You're gonna break it (Now don't) No, Grodius (No, don't, don't encourage him, people) No You motherfucker, goddamnit That's not a good sound, that's the sound of, it's breaking Yeah, yeah, it's broken now (Whatever happens is your fucking fault, alright, you got that?) I'm not cleaning up your mess again It is I, the founding father By trying to bring us all through the portal at once You have created a terrible and vengeful abomination I am John Adams, George Washington (What?) Benjamin Franklin (Who?) Thomas Jefferson (Never heard of him) John Hancock (Huh?) With just a teensy bit of Betsy Ross (Huh, you made all that?) All mushed into one lumpy form I am the ultimate patriot I am the founding father Wait, wait, wait, hold on, let me see if I'm getting this right, uh You're some sort of amalgamation of all the founding fathers and You might be here with some sort of sensible form of government, is that it? Is that what you're here—, you're here with like a sensible form of government for these people? Yeah Fuck you, get him
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Mar 26, 2026
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Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Mar 26, 2026