The Art of War
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Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Mar 26, 2026
You want me to be funny? You want me to be funny? Hey, I got a request, I got a request though What? Let's do "Don's Bong Is Gone" Don's... Bong... Please, just once You guys can't do it Come on, Dong's--Don's Bong Is Gone, let's do it You gotta let the vocal part start, and then you guys build up then you slowly fade out, okay? It's easy to do. Silence Then the vocals start, okay? Then Derks starts with the vocals, then we sing a little bit together and then slowly...the music works in, yeah ...to tell a story that is deeper... Where do I begin To tell a story of a love that never wins I've, uh, oh fuck... Where do I start? Where do I begin To tell a story that is deeper than the sea To tell you something of how you...to me How do I start? Where did I go wrong When you began something that was more than a song I thought I knew you when you sucked upon my schlong Where did it go? (Don's bong is gone) Where (Don's bong is gone) Where did you go now that you've Oh, you've lost it all (Don's bong is gone) When you looked and you turned away, I know (Don's bong is gone) Yes I know, I know, I know That you would never come back to me When you When you looked away (Don's bong is gone) You came (Don's bong is gone) To me (Don's bong is gone) (Don's bong is gone, gone, gone!) I will understand, you will understand You will understand, you will understand You will understand, You will understand, you will understand You will understand, you will understand You will understand, you will understand You will understand, you will understand You will understand, you will understand You What you did to me, (Don's bong is gone) Where do I begin (Don's bong is gone) To tell a story that is deeper than the sea (Don's bong is gone) To tell like me (Don's bong is gone) That's not my prob...lem Ohhhh! Thank you and goodnight, I hope we passed the audition And you know...fuckin'...shit
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Mar 26, 2026
Yo yo yo! baby Yeah, that's right, you slope baby Ha, yeah There's a boy named Vinnie Likes to fuck around Yeah, see him out there Hangin' around Vinnie's got him a woman now She likes to suck on his dong She's got a spike in her arm And a dick up her nose That's right Suckin' dick was her only Suckin' dick was the only way Suckin' dick was her only way to pay Oh yeah I wish you was back in denial Vinnie's got him a dream now To be a rock star on tour So why you dressed like a clown Suckin' shit off the floor? Vinnie's got him a problem now Got something wrong with his life He's every fix At the drop of a knife And he knows that That suckin' dick was her only Suckin' dick was the only way Suckin' dick was her only way to pay Like suckin' dick all day Come on, Vinnie Gotta take a chance A big ol' pair of pants Come on, Vinnie Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Say there Vinnie What is that you said? Yeah they chopped off her arms And kicked off her head And where are you, Vinnie? Where is the life that you want? Now he's suckin' dick at the back of the bar And he knows that Suckin' dick was her only Suckin' dick was the only way Suckin' dick was her only way to pay Suckin' dick was her only Suckin' dick was the only way Suckin' dick was her only way to pay Suck a dick with your Suck a dick with your Suckin' and fuckin' and lick-a lick a big ol' prick with your Suckin' dick was her only way to pay Whoa-ah-oh-ohh Ohhh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh-oh, ohh-oh, ohh-oh! Ohh! Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohh-ohh! Ohh-ohh! Suck dick Hey hey hey hey hey
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Mar 26, 2026
Fools, how dare you try to make a slave of me Techno Destructo, Scumdog of the Universe It only allowed me to infiltrate your own ranks How easy it was for me to gain control of the feeble minds Of your already-revolting slaves and turn them against you Well this night shall mark the dawn of a new era For tonight you shall witness an end to GWAR I got gas and oil flowing through my veins I got wire and plastic in my brain I'm Techno Destructo, Techno Destructo! I got steel in my skull, harder than rock And rubber and iron in my cock! GWAR must die! GWAR must die! GWAR must die! GWAR must die! We were all put on this Earth to suffer We each have our own private pain We must pass this pain onto our brother A never-ending cycle starts again You can't kill me, you won't break me You can't kill me, you won't break me Chain me, beat me, cut me, kick me Whip me, strip me, burn me, eat me! You'll just make me I came to this planet to get my men To conquer the world with them I'm Techno Destructo, Techno Destructo! I said "Come with me and fly into the sun" But they said "Fuck no! We're having too much fun!" GWAR must die! GWAR must die! GWAR must die! GWAR must die! We were all put on this Earth to suffer We each have our own private pain We must pass this pain onto our brother A never-ending cycle starts again You can't kill me, you won't break me You can't kill me, you won't break me Chain me, beat me, cut me, kick me Whip me, strip me, burn me, eat me! You'll just make me stronger!
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Mar 26, 2026