Stripper Christmas Summer Weekend
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the club (Oh yeah, oh yeah) Was the sound of bikers moaning as their crotches got rubbed (Oh yeah, oh yeah) Come on, baby, hey Stripper Christmas summer weekend every day She liked heavy metal like her head was a hole (Oh yeah, oh yeah) And they played heavy metal and she spun on a pole (Oh yeah, oh yeah) She was the hottest stripper that I'd ever seen (Oh yeah, oh yeah) But that was thirty years ago, you know what I mean? (Oh yeah, oh yeah) Stripper Christmas Summer weekend Come on, baby, we'll destroy the world Summer weekend heavy metal Christmas stripper girl Stripper Christmas Summer weekend Come on, baby, let's destroy the world You're my summer Christmas stripper I hope you're a girl Now rock my world Stripper Christmas Summer weekend Come on, baby, we'll destroy the world You're my summer weekend Christmas metal stripper girl Stripper Christmas Summer weekend Come on, baby, we'll destroy the world You're my summer Christmas stripper I hope you're a girl Because you rock my world (Oh yeah, oh yeah) 'Twas the weekend before summer and Christmas was near (Oh yeah, oh yeah) When right beside the stage, who should suddenly appear? (Oh yeah, oh yeah) A jolly old fat man had bought her a beer (Oh yeah, oh yeah) Look's like she's going down Santa's chimney this year (Ho, ho, ho, yeah) Stripper Christmas Summer weekend Pushin' fifty, come destroy your world Summer weekend heavy metal Christmas stripper girl Stripper Christmas Summer weekend Summer metal Jewish Christmas fest (Strippers) She's a ho, ho, ho She's a ho, ho, ho She's a ho, ho, ho () () She's a ho, ho, ho () ( twice nicely!) (Woah-ho, ho, ho, ho)
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Mar 26, 2026
This one's for the old-schools Whoa, whoa, whoa Let's get the Biledriver out here Ohhh! My wife has a face like a yak She die in the field, hunter shoot her Gazing through that toothy maw You could not motherfuckin' titty-suckin' believe What I motherfuckin' saw! In my land, you know, there is no sun There are no guns, okay! Cause we are GWAR and we'll go far We've got guitars, we'll trash your bar GWAR, GWAR, GWAR, GWAR! Ay! Ay! Ay! My life is in a rut, I need a firm kick in the butt My mind meets the hand of doom Don't you know, he's in this room You ain't shit until you learn how to rock You ain't shit until you learn Ohhh-a-ohhh Oh-ohhh-oh-ohhh A-m-m-m-m-m-m-mericanized, nine tons of crack a day M-m-m-m-m-m-m-mericanized, It's up my butt, the U.S.A U, U.S.A., say! U, U.S. of A! U! U! U! U! U! U! U! U! A-E, A-E-I-O U! U! U! U! A-E, A-E-I-O U! U! I-O-U Yes, yes, these are Satan's vowels No, no, these are Gor-Gor's vowels Yes, yes, these are Satan's vowels No n-n-no n-n-no n-n-no Ohhh-ohhh As pure as the Arctic snow Oh-oh-ohhh-ohhh-ohhh-ohhh Pure as the Arctic snow Go! Hello, Robin! Piles of dead corpses, we're turning the screws Turned into bone meal for our troops to use Get in the oven, get in the shower Get a wheelbarrow, we'll be here for hours Bone meal, better than no meal at all Bone meal, better than no meal so get in the Bone meal, better than no meal at all Bone meal, better than no meal so get in the stall, go! Ollie North, Ollie North (He knows it!) Ollie North, Ollie North! I'm in love, I'm in love with a dog named Pookie So! So! So! So! So! So! And now it's time for death And now it's time for death Death! Death! And now it's time for death I'm so glad he is among us I'm so glad he is a fungus I'm so glad he is among us Filled condoms! Disciple, disciple, disciple of sin! Disciple, disciple, disciple of sin! Disciple, disciple, disciple of sin! Disciple, disciple, disciple of... Ahh! Hey there, girl, do you like my big dick? Hey there, baby, suck it 'til it gets real thick Rock and roll party town Rock and roll, gonna party down Rock and roll party town She's a rock and roller, she's a party stroller Rock and fucking ohh! Steel and leather, whips and chains We've learned how to enjoy pain Life in a cave ain't too roomy Now only the penthouse will do me Cause we are GWAR And we'll go far We've got guitars, we'll trash your bar! GWAR, GWAR, GWAR, GWAR! That's right, my wife! She has a very nice vagina Pittsburgh! That is-a typical behavior GWAR, GWAR, ohhh! Here's to another 20 thousand years Alright, the big rock and roll ending is coming now Are you ready? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! GWAR! Thank you! Thank you! Ahhhh! Here we go! Goodnight!
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Mar 26, 2026