Scumdogs of the Universe
Hahahahahaha... [Verse 1] Here's a little something from a god to a slave I never should have been let out the fucking microwave! I'm on this planet, I'm running amok I should give a shit but I don't give a fuck, no! Since I was a scumdog, I blew a cum-wad I need a motherfucking suckadickalickalong! Burning a mall or two, blowing the load I spew You don't wanna fucking fuck me? I'll fuck you! This is your ass, and I'm in it My man Sexy fuck you up in a minute With an axe, sword, mace, pike, you're limbless And then I'll fuck your ass till its rimless! [Chorus] Ohh! You humans always screaming Ohh! As you suckle on my semen Ohh! And the shit is always steaming A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a womanizer But you can call me the Salaminizer! I need more! I need more! I need more! I need more! Give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto Me more! Me more! Me more! Give into, give unto, give into, give into, give unto Me more! Me more! Me more! Give into, give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto Me more! Me more! Me more! Me more! Me, me more, you! [Verse 2] M-m-m-my life is a luxury, so filled with hate I got fifty slaves heaping maggots on my plate From my fortress in Antarctica I watch the world die On my Sony Trinitron that's switched to channel 5 Back on the road, it's no lie The stupid fucking humans pay money to die! Crushed in the pit, nailed to the stage I only suck the souls that are underage [Chorus] Ohh! You humans always screaming Ohh! As you suckle on my semen Ohh! And the shit is always steaming A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a sodomizer But you can call me the Salaminizer! I need more! I need more! I need more! I need more! Give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto Me more! Me more! Me more! Give into, give into, give into, give into, give into Me more! Me more! Me more! Give into, give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto Me more! Me more! Me more! Me more! Me, me more, you! This deli tray is unacceptable!
Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 26, 2025
Yeah Vile form of necros has rotted your mind Feasting like maggots, maggots in flesh So, it left your ruined cortex behind Now, it really knows glee as it nibbles on your spine Maggots, maggots Maggots are falling like rain Maggots, maggots Maggots are falling, falling like rain Reeking putrid pus pools vomit bubonic plague The bowels of the beast stink of puke and How to describe such vileness on a page The world maggot waits for the end of an age Maggots, maggots Maggots are falling like rain Maggots, maggots Maggots are falling, falling like rain Beneath a sky of maggots I walked Until those maggots began to drop I gaped at god to receive my gift I bathed in maggots 'till the planet shift The maggots are falling like rain The maggots are falling like rain! Now in the halls of the necro-lord Flash of fear when he sees my sword I rape his woman, smoke his bong Leave a little booger underneath his throne The maggots are falling like rain The maggots are falling like rain!
Submitted by Immortal — Apr 26, 2025
Your socks they smell, your feet they stink, You never take a bath. Your nose it runs, you bust your buns, You always finish last. [Chorus:] Sick! (Sick) Of! (Of) Youuuuu. I'm so sick, so sick of you. Your face is gross, you eat white toast, You don't know what to do. It's just your luck, you really suck, That's all - I'm sick of you [Chorus] (Bring it down... I said bring it down! Thank you) Don't ya know? So sick of you. Things you say, and all the things you do. [x6] [Chorus x3] Human filth.. Sick!
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 26, 2025
With a battle cry go forth which is "Give the people what they want." And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter of the gutter-slime that litters this nation for cash and prizes. Yes, this is the show where people bet their lives to win something big. Cause when your life is shit, then you haven't got much to lose on Slaughterama! This next geek is guilty of the following: A Grateful Dead life for which he's been wallowing. Tried to tell us "Give peace a chance." Met the National Guard and he shit in his pants. Its not you imagination, its not a bad trippie, yes thats him - Its the big smelly hippy! Hello Mr.Hippy, nice to meet ya. Hey, got a little shit between your toes. How's things at the ol' manure factory? How's little Tofu? What!? She grew another head? Well, ya gotta lay off that LSD y'know, kinda makes your offspring goofy-looking. So, how do ya hide money from a hippy? Put it under the soap. I'm sorry but that answer wasn't in time, you're gonna have to put your mouth on this. Whoa! I blew your head clean off. Good thing I was such an expert shot with the National Guard back in Kent State. There's nothing like hippie hunting. My dad always use to take me along with Lee Harvey Oswald. All right, we're rocking now. Worlds biggest hair, worlds tightest pants got no circulation but you still can't dance. Fashion is a statement and sometimes a risk. Every fashion had its faults, but yours is the pits. Always in black, looks like he's dead - Here's the art-fag lying on his death-bed. Hello Mr. Art-Fag, come on out here. Say, what a hairdo. Its awfully big. As big as the.. the.. the Hindenburg and it will go up just as fast if I put this lighter to it. But no, I'm gonna hold out and ask you this question: What ever happened to Eddie Munster? I'm looking at him! Oh, Oderus help the boy with his hairdo there.... ooh, its getting ripped off. Ow, you know that's gotta hurt. Hey, what's Oderus trying to do with his face? Is that a face-lift? No, he's pulling that face clean off. Ahhhhh. Help that sod outta here.. Gave up pussy, stopped doing toot. Now you can't wait to give someone the boot. Elbows and knuckles, all you knows how. Follows the heard, just another cow. Brain full of shit, boots full of lead. Straight from Hitler's ass it's a nazi skinhead. Hello Mr.Nazi Skinhead how'ya doin'? How's Geraldo's nose? Still broken? Well it's good to see ya still on the job. Y'know when you're mugging talk show commentators in bathrooms, always remember to draw the swastika turning to the right, not to the left, always to the right. Why do nazi skinheads wear red suspenders anyway? He doesn't have to tell you. Time to give this nazi skinhead one more haircut, real close to the shoulders like. Whoa! His heads been decapitated. Look at all that PSI in his aorta artery. Whoa! Is he a gusher or what? Well, ladies and gentlemen that's all for this week. We've killed everyone worth killing, hope you do the same. We'll Be back next week for another edition of Slaughterama. It's full of existential despair. It's full of people who just don't care. Don't feel sorry for them. They've chosen there own pathetic life.
Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 26, 2025
Scanning the crowd. Defiling the writhing masses. I saw your death, Impaled on iron fences. Your fate was sealed. Your doom, to died on TV Because your death, your bloody death will never please me. You don't know what its like, yes you never could possibly understand. I wish you would. What it means to stand where I stand; Atop a heap of heads and hands. Now its time to divide the line, to make up what's left of mind. Now you know, you know its almost time. Your world, your doom, your life, your destiny. To live for GWAR and die, die, die for me. You must not let them stop what you do, You may be destroyed before I enter you And you will do as I tell you to. The years without light.
Submitted by The Void — Apr 26, 2025
One thing that I know: That everywhere I fucking go People writhe with piles of corpses, Rotting on there down below. And they all beg forgiveness. And so you know I will give them this. Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh! Living in the future now, Y'know I'm moving much too fast. I feel like I'm dying even though I'm living in the past. And this immortal coil You know that it will always last. And now I think I'll have to sing about the death and horror that I bring: Gay apparel I put it on, put it on Sucking the marrow. And as you die I sing this song. Oh! How shocking, how dare you. Dare to die before I'm through. Supposed I'll have to resurrect you And bathe your bowels in boiling spew. Now its time, almost time. Now its time to... I'm gazing at you broken bones. I feel lost and so forlorn. Another death, another mess, Another shroud that I have worn. Another box that I begin, Another grave you'll soon be in. I concentrate the lovely hate. But you're looking kinda thin. King Queen, King Queen, its so obscene. [x2] Infinite ruin! Life falls down. Look at me spewing. You begged me to come to this town. When your clubs crushed and you friends are dead, Then you'll remember just-a what I said: I'm the qeeniest being that there ever has been. Dare you tempt the wrath? The wrath of old King Queen? Now it's time, almost time. Now it's time to die! When your clubs crushed and your friends are dead, Then you'll remember just-a what I said: [x2] I'm the queenliest being that there ever has been [x3] Dare you tempt the wrath? The wrath of old King Queen? Crush you like bug - Smash steel and stone. Obliterate, dominate. Call this planet home. King Queen. King Queen. [x3]
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025
"Horror is a face, and you must make a friend of horror horror and moral terror are your friends and they are not. that they are your enimies the horror" [from "Apocalypse Now"] I saw Yig. Yig saw me. We're together in dark concavity. I saw Yig. He's so big. He smokes cigs. Eats just like a pig. Ooooohhhhhh! I saw Yig. I saw Yig. I saw, I saw Yig! Yig now is shifting his gibbering mass. He hides boils with maggots. The pus-sac extrudes. The horror that is Yig... When he rapes your mind, your mind will snap like a twig. Shaping and raping, his conscience is clear. Infest - black death. Spreads hate and foul cheer. The horror, The HORROR! Where Yig doth tread no man tread tomorrow. Reeking death harvest of humans in hatred. Suck on the shitbag of what you created, What we created. Yig now in coming, Yig now is here. Yig now he makes things impossibly queer. Piles of maggots Clouds of flies Putrid breath And bulging eyes. Yig comes and you die, you all die.
Submitted by Immortal — Apr 26, 2025
Vlad- Vlad- Vlad the impaler Vlad- Vlad- he coulda been a whaler Vlad- Vlad- Vlad the impaler Vlad- Vlad- coulda been a whaler Coulda been a tailor He turned out to be Norman Mailer Whoa- whoa- whoa- whoa He stepped back and smoked a joint 20,000 peasants got the point Mommy was a hamster Daddy was a jailer Real tough childhood For such a fucking Flailor He's so glad he's Vlad Vlad- Vlad- Vlad the impaler Vlad- Vlad- he coulda been a whaler Vlad- Vlad- Vlad the impaler Vlad- Vlad- coulda been a whaler Coulda been a tailor He turned out to be Norman Mailer When he was a boy They sent him to the Turks But they didn't like him Because the Turks were jerks When Vlad returned home his wrath For his ancient foe he spurned But the ancient art of impalement Something the boy has learned Oh how he learned He learned, they burned, they burned, they burned Rotisseries of corpses turned He's so glad, he's so glad, he's so glad, he's so glad he's Vlad
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 26, 2025
You know I'm totally flaccid - I'm just a limp, mega-prick You know I'm looking for a stupid white chick [Chorus:] Because I'm black and huge Black and huge Black and huge Black and Huge, black and huge - All the women hate me in the porno booth And now I see you, your there on the ground And now you know, yeah I'm raising a mound I'm gonna got you, make you erupt If I could just get out of this cup [Chorus]
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025
Yes you are Your flesh is insignificant... Still you drag yourself here on bloody stumps I recreate you amputate you You defile my womb hahahahahaha However weak it still appealing Sights to send senses reeling To see your nipples stripped from you Tossed into my human stew [Chorus:] That's why you came to me... You were begging for love surgery It's the way - the way its got to be It's called love surgery Punks and priest, yeah they're all in there A beggars bludgeoned with their shinwear Bubbling cauldron choked with ichor Well I must think of something sicker [Chorus] Anticipate the nipple rape Dish is almost done The child has died, he must be fried You humans are the same inside Now the cauldron starts to boil I can feel my anus heave The undergarment start to soil And now I know its time to leave When a demi-God blows bloody sperm It does not stop, it starts to worm And you shall achieve a maggot spunge-hole effect Ohhh Scary
Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 26, 2025
Death Pod comes from the sky - it does Through the space, through the stone Where the Master grows his clones Where the legions wage eternal war We were born in this place Slaughtering race after race We were part of The Scumdogs of the Universe [Chorus:] Hey Hey! Hey Hey! Hey Hey! Hey Hey! The Death Pod is leaving The Death Pods dismissed The Death Pod is coming The Death Pod is pissed Death Pod comes from the sky - it does The Master he gave us tools to despoil all he ruled Plasma cannons spewing death on anything that dared protrude But we craved for power, the wars been getting sour The Pod was built, millions kilt, and something that could kick my ass [Chorus] Sucking the scrod, blowing my wad Blowing my wad all over God Dismissed! Foolish mortal you didn't barge in on the power of the Death Pod did ya? Huh, huh? Well now you shall receive: The heat-seeking moister missile Death Pod comes from the sky - it does The day it came, the blood was rain We harvested eternal pain The battle raged for a billion years But through the burning corpses pall It was revealed that GWAR would fall And were banished to this miserable mudball planet. [Chorus]
Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 26, 2025
Sexcuse me, but what-a good is all the violence in the world unless it is toppled with limitless sex? Bring out the limitless sex-object and allow me, Sexecutioner to sexplain the seriousness of this subject, now if you all will attend to my words you will see.... I'm a naughty fellow In fact I'm certainly not too very mellow I came to this place to rearrange you face [Chorus:] La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Sexcellent! la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Sexcuse me! la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Ho-ho-ho-ha So you think you are all very smart That you know many words All you need to know For the rest of your life Sexecutioner Sexecutioner I'm Sexecuting ya Sexecutioner [Chorus] I am from France ([Slymenstra]-He is from France) And when you are in France, You pull down you pants ([Slymenstra]-You pull down your pants) And when you on your knees ([Slymenstra]-When your on your knees) You will do as I please ([Slymenstra]-You'll do as he pleases) Red Rover - bend over And let Sexy take over
Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 26, 2025
Frozen in time We watched as you grew Now the ice is gone Now we travel on, seems like forever Y'know we're looking for... We can't find cool, cool, cool place to park Old Medusa with her Gorgon braids Driving in our death-machines A thousand years or more Around and around and around and around the block Y'know we're looking for A cool place to park Satan's sow is honking Hera's slowly creeping nymphs in my back seat All dripping on my Naugahyde please let me find a cool place to park! Humanity is in my way your golden arches and your shopping malls Remind us you must fall down down fall down fall down cool park cool park [x5]
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Apr 26, 2025