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Asian people make great cars, but lousy drivers And if for a moment I may be incorrect, for a moment let me say That I hate the Jews But that's okay, I hate negroes too And I really hate the white motherfuckers Kind of a "equal opportunity hate" Humans suck, cock that is Ah, what do you care? You're just a bunch of penguins You gotta respect everybody, even if you don't like them You see, they might have a weapon Admit it, the evil empire didn't die with the fall of communism It grew stronger And a child and a gun go together like apple pie and mom It's our God-given right to ride around with a gun in our car Ah, ass The crack that you must pass I'll stake a claim, I'll remain at the cleft where few shall pass Beneath the stink of baking block, we're all becoming livestock I keep a close watch on this pot of mine I keep my pants pulled down all the time I'm saving up to be a mime Because you're slime And I'm a mime I'm a mime I'm a mime, m-mime, m-mime I'm a mime I'm a mime, m-mime, m-m-m-m-mime, mime I'm a mime, m-mime, m-mime I'm a mime I'm a mime, m-mime, m-m-m-m-m-mime, mime I'm a mime, m-mime, m-mime M-m-m-m-mime, mime I'm a mime... I can tell the enemy fears us by the way he fires We conserve and scavenge everything

Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 06, 2026

Mexican prick fish Mexican prick fish Mexican prick fish Mexican prick fish BalSac: Ole`, Ole` Oderus: You got to be hard, you got to be all hard BalSac: Fuckin' A, esse`, Fuckin shit rollin', man? Fuckin' rollin' man? Oderus: To make it in this world you got to be hard BalSac: Shut the fuck up esse` Oderus: The oldest (?) ?: Si, el moro Oderus: Come on, punto. Do it fuckface ?: Tapes still rolling Oderus: Hey esse`, you fucked up real good BalSac: Suck my prick fish, fucko ?: Tape's still rolling, asshole! Oderus: Hey fucko, you can... Hey fucko... BalSac: Suck my goddamn prick fish, you motherfucker Oderus: Your punto ass is mine BalSac: You spick BalSac: Alright, alright Oderus: Back off the juice motherfucker, I think you had a little too much to drink Oderus: You fucking suck my prick, okay, fuck you ?: You guys ready now? Oderus: I been ready, what's your problem?.. Okay, I will Oderus: Cut the shit esse`, the fucking Led Zeppelin stuff is beginning to make me mad, you know, I have to go for my gat and spray you. You know, speckle you with my fucking love, my gun, my love gun BalSac: Fucking moron, you don't know shit about fucking tuning, I'm fucking tuning Oderus: My love gun is not something to be, you know, to be taken less seriously than maybe the gland of a huge elephant BalSac: You want it to fucking sound out of tune man, is that the what you want? Oderus: You know, you think that maybe a huge cannon, maybe could take on my prick, you have to be thinking maybe a little wrong... BalSac: Fuck it, alright fucko, fucko, hey fucko, shut your fucking hole you prick Oderus: You know that my prick is making fucking (?) holes BalSac: Yeah spick, call me a prick, you're a spick prick Oderus: Maybe I'll speckle you with my filthy potato up my Mexican prick fish dick okay BalSac: Hey fuck you fucko Oderus: So get on with it BalSac: You wanna do this or what? ?: The tape, she's a rolling Oderus: Do it you fuck, you fuck fuck ?: Where's our drummer? BalSac: Wake up Oderus: He's tired, he hurt his back BalSac: Awww, baby Oderus: He's been fucking too hard. Our fucking drummer's been fucking too much. He's fuck drunk. He's fuck drunk you fuck. Quit waiting. Get it right or I'm getting pissed. Yeah, hi bud, number one, take it away fucker BalSac: Shut up for a second and let him start the fucking song Oderus: I'm not saying shit ?: What song we doing? BalSac: So Fucking What Oderus: It don't matter what song BalSac: Get up Oderus: Hey, the pizza's here BalSac: Shut up Oderus: ...kick his ass now, I'd like to kick his ass now, I'd like to kick his ass right now, I want to kick his fucking aaaaaasssss BalSac: ...fuck around man Oderus: You had all day to tune BalSac: You don't understand man Oderus: You had all day to tune BalSac: You been tuning all fucking day Oderus: You can tune all fucking day BalSac: You're a fucking maniac man Oderus: Dude, dude BalSac: You don't know shit about music, dude, you don't know shit, man Oderus: Dude, tape's rolling, fuck BalSac: Shut up, you ready Oderus: Do it BalSac: Why are we wasting our tape with this crap? It's fucking crap man, what the fuck are we doing? Oderus: Look, we had it and we lost it, okay, we had it and we lost it, you can't, no look, no fuck you... BalSac: Why are we wasting our time with this, we've already got it on album Oderus: You can't fucking make a cherry out of a turd, that's all there is to it BalSac: No, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up man Oderus: You can't make a cherry out of a turd, we had it earlier, everything was nice, things were going good, you guys weren't fucking up, and you guys weren't making a bunch of fucking noise, I was funny and you guys weren't even there, you were in the room laughing, now you wanna get cute, you wanna get cute? You wanna come out here and...

Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 06, 2026

Spider? Spider, we are rolling? Say yes, say yes to me Yes, we are rolling Very good King Queen, whooaaa, aaaahhhh... That was fucking crap. What we got right here is a case of fucking crap. That was... Don't fuckin', no, don't fuckin', don't fuckin' play, don't fuckin'...no That was crap, I tell you what I... That was shit, man. We had the improv group going earlier, you know. Now, you fucked it up because you tried to make something that you did not have in your heart! Why you try to make that? I don't know why you would try to play that Why'd you try, why'd you try, why'd you try Your melted essence is my tool And I appropriate your nugget jewel Chemically wrap-around aroma In the bathtub in a coma Getting drunk with...

Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 06, 2026

Hey baby, won't you let me in I got a six of beer and a bottle of gin I could show you a good time I could show you a good, good time I don't think so You're not my type The only thing you'll be kissing is the ass I wipe I wouldn't fuck you if you were me I wouldn't fuck you Heh heh heh Who's askin' you Maybe I misjudged you, you're so nice I think I'd like to fit you into my schedule tonight Won't you come inside, to do I just might like it rough, you want to screw You're the one You're the one I dream of You're the one You're the one I dream of So I got in bed and I undo my pants I pull myself out of my I think of you I think of you and I start to Start to, start to, start to Start to come Come here baby, it feels real good No one pleases me the way I please myself No one pleases me the way I please myself No one pleases me the way I please myself No one pleases me the way I please myself

Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 06, 2026

Spider? Spider, we are rolling? Say yes, say yes to me Yes, we are rolling Very good King Queen, whooaaa, aaaahhhh... That was fucking crap. What we got right here is a case of fucking crap. That was... Don't fuckin', no, don't fuckin', don't fuckin' play, don't fuckin'...no That was crap, I tell you what I... That was shit, man. We had the improv group going earlier, you know. Now, you fucked it up because you tried to make something that you did not have in your heart! Why you try to make that? I don't know why you would try to play that Why'd you try, why'd you try, why'd you try Your melted essence is my tool And I appropriate your nugget jewel Chemically wrap-around aroma In the bathtub in a coma Getting drunk with...

Submitted by The Void — Feb 16, 2026

Oh come all ye fellers So young and so fine Seek not your fortune In the cold dreary mine (Queer boy?) Like a punk with his needle A drunk with his wine A man will have lust For the lure of the mine Cause it's dark as a dungeon Damp as the dew Danger is in double Pleasures are few Where the rain never falls The sun never shines It's dark as a dungeon Down in the mine Oh cum all ye young faggots All hanging at the Y Don't be so bashful And don't be so shy I know you're wonderin' If I am a queer Well get your pimply ass over here Cause it's full of faggots down at the Y Gotta work out or I think I will die There's a queer over there and he's coming right here It's full of faggots and I'm not a queer

Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 06, 2026

...give a fuck I could do nothing Ah Ah Ah Ah I pooped my little britches when I came to town I pulled my panties down and there's no one around I poop my little britchies all over the town I poopie poopie poopie poopie poopie poopie poopie Pull them down, pull them down Pull them dirty dirty down Pull them d-d-d-d-down D-d-d-d-d-d-d-down Pull them down, pull them down Pull them dirty dirty down Pull them dirty little dirty Pull the dirty britches down I got town by the balls I'm crawling up the walls Everyone's looking out of the urine stalls I've got nothing on my mind Except of having a good time And you're part of my fun I've got a gun Now on your knees, you little fuck Give me a suck, yes A blow, you know Behind the bathroom, Joe, Joe C'mon, blow C'mon, blow! C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, blow! Ah, blow! C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, blow! Ahh, Captain Ahab, you think we've got a chance against Moby Dick? Oh, I like that, that's good, that's good stuff "Ahh, Captain Ahab, you think we've got a chance against..."

Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 06, 2026