GWAR
Album • 2009
Again, what grim vision this? Bloodstained tomb, beer-cans, and piss... This is no life... For a god Is this my fate? Trapped for all time? Is it too late? The only thing worth living for...escape! I gaze through the night and behold constellations Still bearing the scars of my disintegrations So many hours I wasted my powers On murder and madness and deadly red rain Earth is a prison, this life is a curse This planet's rotation is simply the worst Days they drag by, a life all too lost I must escape no matter what cost... Space, blazes infernal... My sentence on Earth, eternal... It sickens me to watch you, all I ever do is cry And do my best to kill you because all of you must die! And although I created you I always have hated you Fuck this place! Oh how I long for lust in space So many years of bloodlust and tears My struggles mean nothing Ja, ja, all ist klar... Earth is a tomb, and abyss of time I can't accept it's the end of the line The Scumdogs are calling, I must go back If I can escape Earth, I swear I'll quit crack Call-girls on comets, carnality that's felt... Dock your Lord-barge at the Garteroid belt Bimbo's in limbo awake with a "Boom!" Revealing a teat twice the size of the moon Lust in space Lust in space Fleischlust auf raum! Lust in space An outer-space orgy with freaks of all races As bright orange cum spatters sluts with all faces Meteoroided freakazoids they exude prurience Omni-sexuals display sodomic puissance Lust in space! So many stars, so many bars! Outer space is quite the place, even from afar! Out there I've humped millions and felt no shame Never excluded the old or the lame My sexploits were legend, I could have gone into porn But I like killing more than sex, I always was a battle-borne... But space teems with danger, the perils are countless Enemies infinite, vengeance that's boundless! Wars that are so fun you don't want to win! Against the most hated, Cardinal Syn... Lust in space! The Earth is a gallstone I'll leave far behind A marble I garbled, never to find Space blazes infernal No interest in matters paternal Hyperspace makes me horny and I don't know why A zero-grav hard on can make me so high Space it blazes infernal My love for kinky sex, eternal As we enter the black hole Her nebula was crawling with crabs White dwarf and black troll We gave it all we had
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025
Don't give them a sword and then not let them use it Or sent them to war, and then make them lose it This is a bomb, don't want to defuse it Death is the answer, go forth and choose it Let us slay Let them slay, let them slay x3 The lust for blood won't go away Let us slay Let them slay, let them slay x3 It is the era of calamity And I see this with perfect clarity And there never was an illusion of parity I've got no time for your crippled christ We have no need for your crippled christ You see we never lacked for your advice We don't have to hide our genocide They'll fear us more when they know the we don't lie It's gone beyond hatred this time You love death, yet call it a crime I twist the dagger that's deep in your guts I'll put an end to it this time [Solo] On your knees - Pray It is your destiny On your feet - Slay Obedience through slavery Don't give them a sword and then not let them use it Or sent them to war, and then make them lose it This is a bomb, don't want to defuse it Death is the answer, death is the answer Total control We own your soul No time for life Time for the knife Time for the sword Fetus is cored Total mutation Necro-mutilation The perfect life form Born for porn Let us slay Let them slay, let them slay x3 The lust for blood won't go away Let us slay Let them slay, let them slay x3 We've got no time for your crippled christ And we never lacked for your advice Lie after lie, lie, lie I do believe its almost time The crippled christ, the crippled christ The crippled christ, the crippled christ The crippled christ, the crippled christ I do believe its almost time You're always calling for the sacrifice And the body count is very nice Lie after lie, lie, lie, lie I do believe its time do die Let us slay!
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025
Damnation To tame to raging wanderlust That surges in my thighs I'll summon chaos legions From the Kretek nebuli Watch the lard fields glisten On the shores of Vulva-core See the sled of Nebulon Risen to the fore The myriad delights Asgardian nights The heavens un-clog Damnation under God Agape and agog Damnation under God Desecrate the pleasure barge Of Vaga-vomit way Go search for my father On the planet of the gays Seek the fiend named Dr. Skull Join him in his wars Go and find my mother On the planet of the whores Interbreed with mulaks To create a master race Scourge the cliffs of Cara With an image of my face Tame and acid-dragon From the caves of Khaza-nix Finally obliterate Flab-quarv six The Aztec delights Vampires in tights The heavens un-clog Damnation under God Agape and agog Damnation under God Damnation x4 Under God!
Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 26, 2025
Debaser of ancient debacles Shattered worlds, twisted fables Dark soothsayer of worlds unclean Black blood boils as I vent my spleen Obliteration My destiny A worm-gnawed skull Stares back at me The death it shall give you Your means to be free Sweet non-existence Ends a life of slavery When all things have happened what can there be left? Why do we struggle, why do we fear death? Why can't the darkness be part of the light? Who's got the strength left to fight? x2 Life's many pleasures are soon sure to bore Whether you build bombs or live as a whore Hated of one's self is always the forge Bloated protrusions of gurgling gorge Life is your penance and your the reward Life is your penance and your the reward When all things have happened what can there be left? Why do we struggle, why do we fear death? Why can't the darkness be part of the light? Who's got the strength left to fight? x2 Smashing bloody laws The Uber Klaw The gaping maw We share this fate It's life's one law The younger the soul then the sweeter the taste The meter of peter forms thick bouillabaisse Vomit it spews into destinies hole Wretchedly ravage your skull is my bowl Mysteries murdered, I mean to offend Edicts and ethos the rifts that I rend Stripping the dripping that never can end Manfully mauling the ham-crank that I bend These are my words! This is the law! Summon the power of The Uber Klaw! Chaos and carnage are all that I see Give me a minute, I'll start World War III The Uber Klaw rises it was made to rule The subjects they marvel and mutter and drool For genocide it is my favorite tool So always remember, bring your guns to school Smashing bloody laws The Uber Klaw The gaping maw We share this fate It's life's one law Why do we struggle, why do we fear death? x4 The Uber Klaw!
Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 26, 2025
As master of this mudball, I feed the fire high With corpses of my victims, the beacon leaps alight! A vision of the cosmos of a planet wracked in pain Far off sensors detect chaos billions more are slain We have thrown a party The guests are set aflame Create a blinding bleacon One that shall proclaim: GWAR lives! GWAR rules! We scream towards the stars We have counted all of them and claim them now as ours Lords and masters Lords and masters Lords and masters Lords and masters of all we survey The master sent us here As penance for our crimes I do believe we kicked his ass, I do believe its time... Can't you see me from the void? Can't you feel my hate? As my brothers rape and kill the cripples I create Lords and masters Lords and masters Lords and masters Lords and masters of all we survey Many have mocked us, many have died Don't need to succeed So we don't try Destined to godhood to many's dismay Just lords and masters of all we survey We reject our sentence, it's far too cruel a fate I'll lure you in and take your ship and fly off with me mates GWAR lives! GWAR rules! We scream towards the stars Return to the glory of Alpha Centari We're sick of playing bars! Their innards bloat outwards just like swollen slugs We inject their women and rape all their drugs Embracing this hatred and all it entails A bulging and bloated harvest of entrails Many have mocked us, many have died Don't need to succeed So we don't try Destined to godhood to many's dismay Just lords and masters of all we survey Lords and masters Lords and masters Lords and masters Lords and masters of all we survey It couldn't be more clear, its not fucking braille A bloated and bleeding and bloody harvest of entrails Squirming from my dick-slit, they look like shell-less snails! Compared to my crimes, Hitler's pale! Compared to my crimes Compared to my crimes Hitler's pale..
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025
There's a place so very far Most favored of the worlds that are missed by GWAR We can get there as long as it's by stolen car Smash your face and go shoot up There's a world of which I've heard Far beyond the sky A place of chicks and pills and booze A place where winners always lose You'll always hear your favorite band Here in Metal Metal Land Here in Metal Metal Land Nothing ever dies Except of course our enemies And they're attracting metal flies Here in Metal Metal Land Everything is loud All the chicks are strippers All their father's proud Metal metal land Metal metal sea Metal metal air Metal you and metal me Metal metal metal metal! x2 Heavy Metal Metal Land Here in Metal Metal Land Every day is night Except of course when night is day But then there is no light Here in Metal Metal Land Everything is rock Everyone is in a band Ever girl sucks every cock Here in Metal Metal Land Everything is hard Except of course the test you take To get a license for your car Bullet belts and denim jackets Crystal meth in tiny packets Witches, warlocks, demon seed Booze and cooze and weed and speed Metal metal x16 Filthy hair and dirty faces Flying V's and swords and maces 80's hair bands are still hated No false metal tolerated Heavy metal is the law Weakness means a broken jaw Everything is loud and fast Metal up your fucking ass Metal plane on metal trip Metal hand, metal grip It's metal man, Here in Metal Metal Land
Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 26, 2025
we fall upon you prepare to meet your fat mankind is an insect we must exterminate final solution a global genocide so shall we conquer so shall you die life-must-cease [the] price-of-peace thirsty blades of justice cuts a blood severed heads fly through the sky as butchered bodies drop blood will flow like rivers before away we ride singing songs of glory blood soaked and satisfied heads will roll blood will flow x2 we come to exucute demise is absolute this planet you pollute shall be free since man first crawled up from slime and fear of gods did strike him blind his powers withered on the vine existence is your crime human kind is a disease that kills each other with sutch ease you all must die for death to cease that is the price of peace
Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 26, 2025
Where is Zog? x8 (Where is Zog?) A grizzled face from the days of my youth (Where is Zog?) Taught me to behave in a manner uncouth (Where is Zog?) How to kill child, how to raise dog Somebody tell me: where the hell is Zog? (Where is Zog?) Together we dove into oceans of war (Where is Zog?) Hacking and whacking through trenches of gore (Where is Zog?) Spewing death and hatred from a golden battle barge Wherever Zog is living, I'm sure he's living large On the world Scumdogia I first met General Zog On his way from burning a Satanic synagogue Possessions and his captive slaves were part of his great booty He took them to the Emperor; he always did his duty! His battle cattle, bloated bleeding, simply put, spectacular The lore of war (which he adored) was part of the vernacular I was one of many who begged to join his fell legion They wouldn't take just anyone, unless you were Norwegian! Where is Zog? x8 I mounted the Great Porno Cow And became a Scumdog I ritually defiled myself And signed the captain's log Finally brought before Zog He slathered me with piss Draining his bladder took several years And not did one drop miss! And then his eyes fell upon mine They gave a hellish glow It wasn't love or hate, you see, it was, Well, I don't know! It was hard to win his praise despite each mighty victory No matter how many I slew he always was a dick to me Nothing succeeds like success so I got straight to work Crushing babies torching worlds and acting like a jerk The war we waged destroyed the suns and left the planets flattened Simply put, it was the worst thing that has ever happened And Zog, our leader glorious, sported a great erection His battle skill notorious, we always took direction Urgh it's me, Zog! Uh, you got some space shit on your windshield... (mumbles) So we searched the stars for you Your counsel we do crave We must crush the one called Syn And make his serfs our slaves We've crossed the very universe, Traversed the Great Starfield To find the one that we call Zog Is... cleaning... our windshield? Zog: You got any change? Space change? Oderus: Balsac! Lock plasma turret on target! Balsac: Is that, is that an order? Oderus: Oh, no, no, uh... More like a suggestion. Balsac: You can't just order me to do things. Just 'cause your'e louder than me doesn't make you the boss. Oderus: Uh, yeah, but, uh, you know, check it out. Zog: Do you have any space change? Balsac: Oh. What's wrong with him? Oderus: (Sigh) He's fucked. Zog: Argh! You got any change? Space change? Oderus: You think maybe you wanna go ahead and, uh, lock that plasma turret on target now? Zog: Yo! Your windshield needs a squeegie! Balsac: Yeah, I guess... I guess you're right. Zog: You got a lot of bird shit all over it! Balsac: Locking plasma turret. On target. Oderus: Thank you. Thank you.
Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 26, 2025
Every child slain No cradle only grave Every child a bomb we'll dominate the octomom Make a child cry... cry child cry! Make a child die... die child die! Take control sieze the soul Near is the hour gain power Death house we will build where children wither Never give them names only give them pain Make a child cry... cry child cry! Make a child die... die child die! Take control seize the soul Near is the hour gain power Make a child cry! Go find a child cry child cry run wild die child die make a child cry make a child die Rape their guts repeatedly suck the soul dry every child must die I delare war on children hide child hide it's fun when I find you your hiding place I spy suck the soul dry every child must die Make a child cry! Make a child die! Go find a child Cry child cry Defiled Die child die make a child cry make a child die rape their guts repeatedly suck the soul dry every child must die I declare war on children I declare war on children I declare war on children I delcare war on children I declare war on children Every child must die!!!
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025
Mount up Rip torn Launch beast Reborn TORTURE, release the flies. Your karma is the stench of a thousand whore's thighs. My wrath has emerged from it's bottomless pit. Unto a world drowning in shit. And you are it. TORTURE, release the flies. Your dogma's the sheen of a dying man's eyes. A plague to disrupt the intentions of your breeding. The maggot awaits with your corpse I'm feeding.
We came and we conquered all that we saw now here's a parting shot right across your jaw. Before I take my leave of earth there's some things I'd like off my chest A final chance to set things straight and leave no room to guess How to conquer cursed things after gwar has retreated to ensure the destiny we'll see the pigs defeated for it seems fate had decreed that we soon shall be parted and I'll leave you with a chance to win the war we started from the dirt we made your race grow the first word you spoke we saw the law that rules your lives is just a joke. you make me laugh far from criminal its crap thou shall not steal come on get real do what you will do as you feel. we came and conquered by beating all that we saw and do what thy wilt be the whole of the law. what will you do when we are gone though through with you we'll carry on we came and we conquered all that we saw now heres a parting shot right across your jaw preists are raping choir boys cops are paid to kill doctors spreading sids disease evertime you take a pill The courts are run by liars judges are more fun on fire and their boss is even worse polititians lies we curse from the turd we made your race from the first words you spoke we saw the law that rule your lives is just a joke we came we conquered all we saw now heres a parting shot for you. here's a parting shot for you. here's a parting shot for you. your gods long dead so don't waste your time on over zealous hypocrites who call chaos a crime eat the rich kill the poor worship always your masters GWAR! never trust your parents especially when their older always use a beer coozie it keeps it that much colder to all this and ten times more i'll make sure that we stop on tour and get you up to date with gwar we curse the earth forever more. from the the dirt we made your race from the first words you spoke we saw the law that rule your lives is just a... we came and we conquered all that we saw so here's a parting shot for you there's a parting shot for you here's a parting shot for you right across your fucking jaw.
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025
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