Bloody Pit of Horror
Welcome once gain To the Bloody Pit, my friends We're so glad you could attend Come and die...come and die... Yes, the Bloody Pit of Horror, here... As sick as is Gomorrah queer It's purpled purpose crinkly clear-here! I-I I-I I-I-I lead the Zombie Army They-they-they are my sweetest slaves These creatures Well they shall never harm me I saved them, from far beyond the grave Lid on coffin cold Return was foretold Barrel, box, or bloody sack Planted deep they still come back Beyond the world of life Beneath the scroll of time The zombies rise and curse the light They curse the living and they bite You find it alarming, I find it quite charming They way the dead they explode from the ground I found it amazing the dead we were raising And the stinking pile of bodies formed a molten-nipple mound I-I Your life is lost yet un-death found The Bloody Pit of Horror has a bloody tale to tell The bloody Pit of Holy Shit, oh Mother-fucking What the hell... The Bloody Pit of Horror! I-I - I lead the Zombie Army x3 I-I - They are my sweetest slaves The Zombie King he walks alone The Zombie King he has no throne Just a never ending hunger And a hole that can't be filled By the centuries of victims from the living he has killed Who have all passed beneath the Earth To transform into living dead and swell his martial ranks Who ever thought you could teach them to drive tanks? Drive tanks through banks Zombies, March! The Zombie King, he calls his troops, Der Krieg is coming soon The filthy fiend stand wall-to-wall, and this is a big room! The creatures of the underworld ar an imposing bunch But zombies are my sweetest slaves, as long as they get lunch Vampires, they fucking suck, you know, because they're gay Biker Werewolves, what a joke, they've sure seen better days... Zombie King don't give a damn 'cause he already rules Even though his followers are nincompoops and boobs Zombies, March!
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 26, 2025
Now the tomb is bare Scraps of cloth and hair And though his body burned He returned Who's knocking at my door? Come the carnivore... Now he eats your skin You can't win Now you see my face! Agog at my grace I have never died Be my bride... Join me now in death! While life you possess This, my gift to thee... Death, eternally
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 26, 2025
We came from your nightmares And we're calling for your souls Your endless death begins today The Bloody Pit has final say The Bloody Pit the bloody war The only bloody way The Bloody Pit of Horror It feed on endless souls The carnage must be unimpeded Blood and souls are what is needed The killing goes on day and night We'll never fill this hole The Bloody Pit it doesn't care About the why, the when, the where As guts are ripped and blood is spilled It only knows it must be filled And that's the way its always been Never change, never win Let's make it clear Just why we're here It's for something more important Thank for drinking all your beer We're here to kill you And claim your souls And drape your stinking entrails round Our numerous war-poles Can't be called a crime Happens every time A gathering of ghouls We fill the pit with blood and souls This is the only rule Zombies marching off to war they've done it all before A gathering of ghouls Raping, slaying, heavily flaying The Bloody Pit is pleased! It's bursting with disease A gathering of ghouls Hacking and bashing And selling drugs at school They say that this world is going insane But I care little, my zombies need brains If we need more victims we'll load them in trains All is as it was and will be lots more The Bloody Pit of Horror The bloody curse of war
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 26, 2025
Storm-storm is coming Storm-storm is coming The death camps are growing like mushrooms through dew But this time the murdered are not only Jews We kill every species, not just one or two You'll go in the pit and then you'll be reborn You won't feel the cold and you'll never get warm And then you will take your place in the storm Because storm, storm is coming Storm-storm is coming You may wonder why I create these creatures Big on stench but short on redeeming features I'll tell you if you meet me under the bleachers Syn he is broken, The Master is vanquished We've got a Skumship, no need to be banished The comsos a buffet, and I'm fucking famished I need an army - to lead into battle And rape the elderly - drive them like cattle! We're killing you - to come along Our undead host - is now six billion strong Because storm-storm is coming Storm-storm is coming Storm-storm is coming Storm-storm is coming There's a storm coming... and you're gonna fucking die! Ascend to space, the Skumdog ships, infested with the dead Commander Adama is now on the bridge, he has no fucking head Black void! Sorgo, Destroyer, ruined hulks lay burnt and broken These are the war dogs of Nebulon, these dogs created for war... STORM! STORM! STORM! STORM! STORM IS COMING! STORM IS COMING! [x4] Black void, overload, crest the solar filth Bringing fire from all quarters, release the dogs of Nebulon Array the host, the Nekro-Swarm, armored, gleaming humanoid The chittering mass fills our sensor screen- drive them back to the void Slaughter, the cosmos scrubbed clean Power - like none that I'd seen GWAR - destroyers simply super The usurped becomes usuper Battle madness always spilling Crackling chaos always killing Zombie troopers rape the old corpses float in zero-g We are the Scumdog Soldiers, this is how we make war Not happy just slaughtering species, the planet is clove to the core Sometimes these hideous memories bring tears of joy to my scabby face We are the Scumdogs and this is our war, til' we burn the last world and kill the last race Last race!
Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 26, 2025
Lets go Tick-tits! Well have you seen her tits? When they are covered in ticks It's shit like that That makes monks shag their wicks Say have you seen her ticks? Sucking on her tits? Not even dog-tits are better than this Unless of course they are covered in ticks What could be better than ticks on your tits? Except for Dick-tits, all up in the slit And also, your Mothers a whore The ticks got so big they won't fit through the door Have you seen her tits when they're covered in ticks Let's all go lick them then pop them with sticks Tick-tits are growning, they're saggy and grey And once you fuck tick-tits you'll never go gay Tick-tits, Tick-tits Tick-tits, Tick-tits I love Tick-tits, Tick-tits Tick-tits, dick-slit, sick shit uuuugghhh Have you seen her tits? Underneath all of those ticks? Baggy and saggy and filled up with pus This is your Mom, she hangs out with us... Dammit I love me some ticks So do the wops and the micks And if you don't you outta... The Mexicans love a bug Tick-tit pinata I am addicted to ticks And I don't wanna sound like a prick So many ticks you can't see her at all If it keeps up like this she'll be banned from the mall Now let's set fire to the ticks! It's as easy as flicking your Bic! The tick-titted wonder is bursting with flame Her tits are on fire-I don't know her name Tick-tits, Tick-tits Tick-tits, Tick-tits I love Tick-tits, Tick-tits tick-tits, dick-slit, sick shit uuuugghhh I got this job in ebay They sent me to scrape out her flap Never guessed id be so impressed By her tick-tit-dick-slit trap Just a flopping mass of grayish skin Oozing ichor from every crease Did I forget to mention She's morbidly obese? Tick-tits Tick-tits Tick-tits, oh Tick-tits, pleased clean out your gash Tick-tits a rugby team is at the door, we really need the cash Tick-tits Tick-tits, Tick-tits Tick-tits, Tick-tits I love Tick-tits, dick-slit, sick shit uuuugghhh Her suffering is over now She found death, I pray Her body so covered in insects Haven't seen her face for days Her mung-encrusted 'ginal hole Became a swarming insect bowl Baggy and saggy And puffy and gross The talk of the town! The toast of the coast!
Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 26, 2025
I am a throwback to primeval age I'm easy to anger I'm quick to enrage Get in my way and you forfeit your life I'll orphan your children and widow your wife Fight now! Til' ther's only one left Right now! I will lay you to rest I am the bringer of of thunder and pain My fists of lead fall upon you like rain Resistence is futile your fate has been sealed I will not stop until you have been killed Fight now! Til' there's only one left Right now! I will lay you to rest Cry out! With your last dying breath Die now! As I beat you to death HA! I need no weapon to bring you to heel My fist in your face is the last thing you feel Beg me for mercy and see what it gets you My only real pleasure is getting to hit you Fight now! Til' there's only one left Right now! I will lay you to rest Cry out! With your last dying breath Die now! As I beat you to death I have no room in my heart for compassion If you piss me off I will simply start smashin' Your pleas for reason are simply pathetic Why waste my words when my fists are poetic Beat you down To the ground Break your bones Final blow And blood will flow It's clobberin' time! I hate you I hit you [x7] I beat you to death
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025
You are a woman I am a man You are my meat Get in the pan You are my meat So die like the rest As I consume your flesh It's all for the best You are my meat You are my fat Don't try to fool me By skinning a cat Don't ever forget You are my meat Or I'll knock you sideways Well into next week Our lives together Mean nothing to me Draping my molars Is where you should be My gullet, my stomach These lands you shall pass Then you become shit And explode out my ass You are my meat You are my meat You are my meat You are my meat
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 26, 2025
They show you no mercy They just show you a line Call it a chaos, a curse, or a crime call it what you will but I call it genocide Genocide, genocide Hail! Hail! Genocide, genocide Genocide, genocide Hail! Hail! Genocide, genocide You know they're calling for a... Genocide, genocide Hail! Hail! Genocide, genocide You know you're falling for a... Genocide, genocide Hail! Hail! Genocide, genocide A lotta people died! Aye, genocide, they say the don't do it but you know they tell lies Because the genocide is doing fine, time after time after time after time There's a dotted line, for you to sign Making butchers out of babies, they do it all the time Hail to genocide You know they're calling for a It's your duty to serve them And it's your duty to die It's so fun, gotta gun You'll get money only some Training on their death-games since you were a little child Genocide, genocide Hail! Hail! Genocide, genocide Genocide, genocide Hail! Hail! Genocide, genocide You know they're waiting for a... Genocide, genocide Hail! Hail! Genocide, genocide You were created for a... Genocide, genocide Hail! Hail! Genocide, genocide And so it goes forever more The soldiers go to war The Generals hold the door And no one's even keeping score One thing they know, they know that they need more Hail to genocide You know they're waiting for a Hail to genocide You know they're waiting for a It is your duty to serve them And i'ts your duty to die And when they ask you, when they ask you why Tell them that you serve The holy call of genocide Genocide [x8] Aye, genocide If murder was music I'd be a symphony of chimes Cuz the genocide is doing fine Gotta do what I do To make a murder mine Hail to genocide You know they're waiting for a... [x6] GENOCIDE
Submitted by Finntroll — Apr 26, 2025
KZ Nekromancer KZ Nekromancer KZ Nekromancer He's a fancy dancer From Auschwitz down to Paraguay Following the path of the good Doktor Mengele They talk about a town down in old Brazil The babies there all look alike You know they always will Just an angel of death with a black leather bag A figure in white with a bloody black flag KZ Nekromancer I remember the bunker We knew that our day would come Here's a new round of injections Everybody must have some Sometimes it's sad we kill babies To protect our soldiers from scabies As I tear out stem cells the tears almost come Then I remember these people are scum KZ Doktor at the door Fuhrer semen scraped from floor Nekromancer come to call House-to-house with blobs of ball It's a KZ Nazi neck-romance He's all up in your wife's pants... Every drop of cum on the floor Are legions of SS who cannot fight war Save the Fuhrer's seed It is what we need To save the Master Race Don't let him cum on Eva's face Delivering the samples of the filthy Fuhrer seed The Bloody Pit is crying for it's victims, it must feed... The "doctor" goes from house to house He's glad to make the call... And if it's born without a head That's no problem at all Mengele crack the code? Steal the seed? Blow the load? [x2] Research reached a tipping point We could not comprehend Essential truths were seen as lies It made no fucking sense That's when he Returned from the dead KZ Nekromancer Ghastly he grinned through his gaping Deaths-Head He brought the truth of the Old Ones... He wrote it out on the wall With these ideas a great breakthrough was made With hunks of wet gold I was handsomely paid Also called Heydrich, "The Spider"... That wiggled and squiggled and stuck it inside her...
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025
And we begin our litany Of peopled killed by mostly me Goatie the load, he's first in line Antarctic Ant not far behind Ripped an arm off Melvin Fleebish Mutant cockroach not for squeamish Uncle Knobby crushed by engine Pretty Pookie anus-bending Anton Reemcobb he expoloded Redneck got his chest imploded Biker Bitch she was de-titted Stubbles on a pike was spitted Cranial-crush the Franken Ref Ollie North was kicked to death Smashed flat was Mutant Baby Small Sac had to join the Navy The Litany of the Vanquished The Litany of the Slain You know their names will someday vanish Enshrined in death they shall remain Mr.Fudgie, death came quickly Mrs.Fudgie, slow and sickly Mangled spleen of Noriega Log suck Off, yeah we betrayed ya Crucified the Oral Swallow Bested Techno, threats were hollow Bozo waged his mortal combat Edna Grambo raped with wombat The Litany of the Vanquished the Corporal yes he lost his tits Private Parts was drowned in shit Poor ole Tome was beaten badly Him was hacked and slashed up madly The Litany of the Slain Father Bohab waped til dead Gor gor big sword thru the head Smelly Hippy shotgun blast Art Fag with a face-rip fast you know their names with someday vanish Reeko Bowel Grande he was flayed Nigel Ponce was thricely gayed Gor Borg got a spear through the gullet Hitler had to bite the bullet Enshrined in death they shall remain Bag Lady disemboweled Butterfly Boy raked and trowled Butterfly Girl had no luck Flopsy with a facial fist fuck Boss Glom he had his face melted World Maggot was thricely belted Flesh column with a double fist chop OJ got jugular slit-stop Jerry Garcia heart attack Frank Sinatra hammer whack Bloody beatdown Cardinal Syn Syn Warriors were chopped at chin Gray Aliens stuck and skewered Alien Baby was manured Michael Jackson was a fighter Jerry Springer struck by lighter Mutant Penguins what a joke Robo-Sleazy get a rope Bill Clinton hacked and mangled Monika her entrails tangled Lady Die, death expected El Duce, resurrected Jon Benet a bloody mass Dead Elvis a spear up ass The Master wasn't very scary But John Kerry very hairy Marilyn Manson he got skinned Jagermonsta flipped and pinned Dr.Leaky got jaw knocked off Double tit chop Lara Croft Al Gore saw his flesh a rending Bush's death was never-ending Bonsesnapper he never died Skullix did, though life he tried Bloody Mary crushed by bison Kicked the shit out of Mike Tyson Courtney Love was raped and rotten Had to hand a guy named Saddam Osama crushed by weights so heavy Found the head of Chandra Levy Pope John Paul got bit by Gor Gor Bashed and thrashed the Reagonator Laci Peterson was found Dick Cheny guts unwound Paris Hilton fucked a donkey Sharon Osbourne rather wonky Lordi's head was on a stick Va Tech dude what a dick Jewcifer run down by camel Double arm rip Toe Enamel Hell Cop got a spear up ass Ultimate Bohab quickly gassed Nazi Pope was executed Mo Ho Med electrocuted Hillary Clinton murdered mama Gruesome killing of Obama John McCain saw his guts spilling Sawborg Destructo saw the killing Messy death for General Zog' Another baby crushed with log And that's what this song is for The creatures that were killed by GWAR So check in on the next GWAR tour
Submitted by Finntroll — Apr 26, 2025
Sick and twisted Sick and twisted very bad Crippled, crazy, sick and sad Yes, a fouler thing has not existed Yes, it's true I'm that sick and twisted Sick and twisted Bent and gnarled Rigid, raving Deeply scarred Yes, I'm reviled And I'm detested Diseased and pleased And crab-infested Hoi! Sick and twisted!! Menageries I have molested All my suits are double-breasted Nothing sacred Nothing sound My ass is sagging And my belly is round My anus torn with years of trauma Madly weeping drama-mama Fisted deeply, with no friends Yes, with me the bullshit never ends Sick and twisted! Sick and twisted! Sick and twisted! Oi! Sick and twisted Outta luck But you know what? I don't give a fuck I lost it all But it was my call And all in all I had me a ball Sick and twisted Been black listed Feathers flew But I persisted I carry on And only hope To eat up crack And shoot up dope Yes, everything is sick and twisted Everything is sick and twisted Sick and twisted! Sick and twisted! Life is just a battlefield A crushing force to which I will not yield Sick and twisted! Sick and twisted! Sick and twisted! Sick and Twisted! Everytime that I see this place It reminds me that I must destroy your race Then I shit myself and I feel disgrace So instead of toilet paper I just use your face Living outside of society Look at what it's done to me I crave crack and P.C.P. And I need a big old dildo rammed all up inside of me... Living in pomp and pageantry Hits and shits and butts and sluts Everyone around me hates my guts
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 26, 2025
This one's for the old-schools Whoa, whoa, whoa Let's get the Biledriver out here Ohhh! My wife has a face like a yak She die in the field, hunter shoot her Gazing through that toothy maw You could not motherfuckin' titty-suckin' believe What I motherfuckin' saw! In my land, you know, there is no sun There are no guns, okay! Cause we are GWAR and we'll go far We've got guitars, we'll trash your bar GWAR, GWAR, GWAR, GWAR! Ay! Ay! Ay! My life is in a rut, I need a good kick in the butt My mind meets the hand of doom Don't you know, he's in this room You ain't shit until you learn how to rock You ain't shit until you learn Ohhh-a-ohhh Oh-ohhh-oh-ohhh A-m-m-m-m-m-m-mericanized, nine tons of crack a day M-m-m-m-m-m-m-mericanized, It's up my butt, the U.S.A U, U.S.A., say! U, U.S. of A! U! U! U! U! U! U! U! U! A-E, A-E-I-O U! U! U! U! A-E, A-E-I-O U! U! I-O-U Yes, yes, these are Satan's vowels No, no, these are Gor-Gor's vowels Yes, yes, these are Satan's vowels No n-n-no n-n-no n-n-no Ohhh-ohhh As pure as the Arctic snow Oh-oh-ohhh-ohhh-ohhh-ohhh Pure as the Arctic snow Go! Hello, Robin! Piles of dead corpses, we're turning the screws Turned into bone meal for our troops to use Get in the oven, get in the shower Get a wheelbarrow, we'll be here for hours Bone meal, better than no meal at all Bone meal, better than no meal so get in the Bone meal, better than no meal at all Bone meal, better than no meal so get in the stall, go! Ollie North, Ollie North (He knows it!) Ollie North, Ollie North! I'm in love, I'm in love with a dog named Pookie So! So! So! So! So! So! And now it's time for death And now it's time for death Death! Death! And now it's time for death I'm so glad he is among us I'm so glad he is a fungus I'm so glad he is among us Filled condoms! Disciple, disciple, disciple of sin! Disciple, disciple, disciple of sin! Disciple, disciple, disciple of sin! Disciple, disciple, disciple of... Ahh! Hey there, girl, do you like my big dick? Hey there, baby, suck it 'til it gets real thick Rock and roll party town Rock and roll, gonna party down Rock and roll party town She's a rock and roller, she's a party stroller Rock and fucking ohh! Steel and leather, whips and chains We've learned how to enjoy pain Life in a cave ain't too roomy Now only the penthouse will do me Cause we are GWAR And we'll go far We've got guitars, we'll trash your bar! GWAR, GWAR, GWAR, GWAR! That's right, my wife! She has a very nice vagina Pittsburgh! That is-a typical behavior GWAR, GWAR, ohhh! Here's to another 20 thousand years Alright, the big rock and roll ending is coming now Are you ready? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! GWAR! Thank you! Thank you! Ahhhh! Here we go! Goodnight!
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 06, 2026
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the club (Oh yeah, oh yeah) Was the sound of bikers moaning as their crotches got rubbed (Oh yeah, oh yeah) Come on, baby, hey Stripper Christmas summer weekend every day She liked heavy metal like her head was a hole (Oh yeah, oh yeah) And they played heavy metal and she spun on a pole (Oh yeah, oh yeah) She was the hottest stripper that I'd ever seen (Oh yeah, oh yeah) But that was thirty years ago, you know what I mean? (Oh yeah, oh yeah) Stripper Christmas Summer weekend Come on, baby, we'll destroy the world Summer weekend heavy metal Christmas stripper girl Stripper Christmas Summer weekend Come on, baby, let's destroy the world You're my summer Christmas stripper I hope you're a girl Now rock my world Stripper Christmas Summer weekend Come on, baby, we'll destroy the world You're my summer weekend Christmas metal stripper girl Stripper Christmas Summer weekend Come on, baby, we'll destroy the world You're my summer Christmas stripper I hope you're a girl Because you rock my world (Oh yeah, oh yeah) 'Twas the weekend before summer and Christmas was near (Oh yeah, oh yeah) When right beside the stage, who should suddenly appear? (Oh yeah, oh yeah) A jolly old fat man had bought her a beer (Oh yeah, oh yeah) Look's like she's going down Santa's chimney this year (Ho, ho, ho, yeah) Stripper Christmas Summer weekend Pushin' fifty, come destroy your world Summer weekend heavy metal Christmas stripper girl Stripper Christmas Summer weekend Summer metal Jewish Christmas fest (Strippers) She's a ho, ho, ho She's a ho, ho, ho She's a ho, ho, ho () () She's a ho, ho, ho () ( twice nicely!) (Woah-ho, ho, ho, ho)
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 06, 2026