Musick to Insult Your Intelligence By

Don't let me hit you where the good lord split you Bet your bottom dollar, if it hurts, you'll holler Smoke 'em if you got 'em 'till it's dead and rotten Sugar, spice and everything nice That's what little girls are made of Snakes, snails and puppy dog tails That's what little boys are made of Sky might be falling, I hear your mommy calling All the world's a stage coming off at the rave When it rains it pours and you're sure to get yours Sugar, spice and everything nice That's what little girls are made of Snakes, snails and puppy dog tails That's what little boys are made of Getting under my skin like your very first sin Grass is always greener but it gets a lot meaner You're not as dumb as you look but what can she cook Sugar, spice and everything nice That's what little girls are made of Snakes, snails and puppy dog tails That's what little boys are made of Sugar, spice and everything nice That's what little girls are made of Snakes, snails and puppy dog tails That's what little boys are made of

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

When I was a boy they told me don’t be a fool Follow tradition and go to Hebrew school Read the Torah and be a man Don’t eat meat with milk and don’t eat ham Be a doctor, lawyer. You must be shrewd And don’t forget that love is in your food When I visit my mom I’ve got to wipe my feet She says hello by telling me what’s to eat Oy vey, what do you say? Immortality is on its way Food is power. You can have your wish Rule the world with Gefilte Fish Gefilte Fish It’s a tuna meatloaf dish Gefilte Fish Hot or cold as you wish Gefilte Fish Don’t skimp on the horseradish Gefilte Fish Ge-filte-filte Fish Baruch atah adonai Eloheinu melech ha’olam Hamotzi lechem Min ha’aretz Borei P’ri Hagafen Oy vey! What do you say? Immortality is on its way Food is power. You can have your wish Rule the world with Gefilte Fish Keep your bagels and lox, borscht and kreplach Give me the food that makes the grandmothers rock Pour the jelly from the jar or the can Become the uber-kosher Superman Matzo, corned beef, and blintzes are fine For kugel and chamantash I’d wait in line Not Abe Vigoda or herring or pike It’s just the fish that no one else likes Oy vey! What do you say? Immortality is on its way Food is power. You can have your wish Rule the world with Gefilte Fish Gefilte Fish It’s a tuna meatloaf dish Gefilte Fish Hot or cold as you wish Gefilte Fish Don’t skimp on the horseradish Gefilte Fish Ge-filte-filte Fish Gefilte Fish It’s a tuna meatloaf dish Gefilte Fish Don’t skimp on the horseradish Oy vey! What do you say? Immortality is on its way Oy gevalt!

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, step right this way Tonight in the tent you will se a spectacle never before witnessed by modern man Tonight the star attractions are locked in their cages, for tonight the downtrodden of the new ringmasters Behold the silent suffer of comedic rage Behold the clown, the clown enduring humiliation of the pie to the face, the and thе big shoes, the behind glee of thе painted smile He takes his , waiting for the moment a saviour will rise up and pull him from his hell of laughs Witness the minorities of race, colour, and religion whose leaders fight for a day of redemption while the clown is alone No leader to speak for them Now, let the silence be broken For tonight, one walks among them who will lead them out of slavery No longer will he fall for your pleasure, no more will he wear the funny clothes, the circus paint, the nose Here in the main tent one comes to lead the multitudes of silent clowns to a new day, a new order The day of clowns is upon us We are not safe from the retribution of the angry clown Feel his wrath, feel his vengeance From this day forward, all will tremble and know his name Behold, Stabby the clown Hello my children Welcome home As I walk through the valley of the clowns I notice that the little ones have sad, happy frowns And I say to them, my children, the kingdom is near Need us not, hmm, but clear Afraid we are not And cowards, they squirm Like maggots, they are A cheap, a vile worm I vow to praise me Stabby the clown is all you'll need My lord said to me Stabby Let the truth be told Beware of the hands of which you now hold The chosen, are we to free your breed will teach Not guilt, nor greed So take my hand and follow, you may Rise with your mother on this clownonious day And I promise you, my clowny brethrens, no more will you wear your funny clothes, no more will you honk your honky nose, no more will you squirt the squirty flower, no more farfadooking Clown Nose Fist Rise Rise Rise I command the clowns to rise Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Now crown me king

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

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If I could, I would But I can't, so I won't I hold tight to Pray I'll stop chasing away what is real Heart beat through a hole Losing my grip, I have lost my control The walls hold back now Nothing left for you to keep Smooth sided hole where meat will Giving as each I will not Strip search straight to hell Close my eyes and seeing well Tomorrow night phoenix will train Drunk on wine and cheap champagne Souls who lust where corpses lay Rain down day Rat tailed chump of muscle sound of crunching bone I will not I will not you can never control Now you have lost what is left of your soul I can see what you never be Lost in sight you can never see Eyes of useless Kick some dirt now lеt's Distant signs of fading corpse now sleeping I will not I will not I will not Well here's my farеwell then you will find God, take me from this place I can see the darkness again I will not apologise

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

I can't stand it when you come my way 'Cause that mean you've got something to say I don't like it when you come over here You're trying to whisper in my ear You're gone That is good then I'm gone You're gone That is good them I'm good I like it better when you're over there It's not like I really care wants to know What do you do? Away you go You're gone That is good then I'm good You're not what I like to see Or rather truly, wish you'd I truly just don't like you I hope you You're gonе That is gone then I'm good You're gonе That is good then I'm good

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

I've got you, I'm onto you I got your letter, it's nothing new Kicked down on the heroin, the greed is coming back again Black eyes and a cold face Hey man, you're not ace No pleasure, no pain Fortune, or is it fame? Mommy's got nothing to say Daddy's got nothing to say I've got nothing to say Mommy's got nothing to say Daddy's got nothing to say I've got nothing to say I've got you, I'm onto you I got your letter, it's nothing new Laying down in the dog house, shooting off your big mouth Pulling into the dirt Hey man, where's my cut? I'll take what I want, I'll get all you've got I'll take what you've got, I'll get all I want Mommy's got nothing to say Daddy's got nothing to say I've got nothing to say Mommy's got nothing to say Daddy's got nothing to say I've got nothing to say You ain't the boss of me No, you ain't to boss of me So you do a little doodie in your pants Your mama eats pork and your daddy smokes plants in the kitchen in a bottle of cheese into a and sneeze Now Hanging in the field, dirt on my name I should have killed your bunny I should have killed your bunny Bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny, nice big I've got you, I'm onto you I got your letter, it's nothing new Kicked down on the heroin, the greed is coming back again I've got and a cold face Hey man, you're not ace Pulling into the dirt Hey man, where's my cut? Mommy's got nothing to say Daddy's got nothing to say I've got nothing to say Mommy's got nothing to say Daddy's got nothing to say I've got nothing to say

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

This is my magic dragon He's kinds old, he's kinda sad Enough to say he's not what he once was , you see it's poison dust He sweats a lot, yup He sweats profusely Enough to make you swoon So wash yourself, 'cause this story is loosely based upon a magic dragon's sweat lagoon Now baby, let's rock (Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat!) (Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat!) I call him Ed 'cause Ed's who he looks like He don't rememer his name And his sweaty bark is so much worse than his bite In fact, he's pretty tame He accompanies me whеrever I go from First of July 'til end of Junе I hope he can see to Magic Ed, I can't say no I'm gonna live and die for this magic dragon's sweat lagoon (Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat!) (Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat!) (Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat!) (Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat!) I wanna thank you very much, Magic Ed

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

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