Garbage Band Kids

"Coming to you live from the cesspool of the world! It's the kings of filthy parody! PUKEBOX!!" I'm Bill Manspeaker of Green Jellö fame Throwing my hat in the Pukebox ring Puppet head partying every day Punk's not dead, it just smells that way X-Rated parodies from Houston, Texas A band made up of super homo-erectus The jokes are filthy, but the music's tight They party all day and they party all night Pukebox, Pukebox, we hate you And if you got a brain you say fuck you too Pukebox, Pukebox, we hate you We're the kings of parody, you know it's true If you'rе bored at home on a Saturday night That means you'rе not doing it right Get your duct tape, create something new And party with the Green Jellö/Pukebox crew Party with the Pussy Wolf and Pool Boy #2 Eddie Gangbang, Rauncho Villa too Sergeant Peckers on guitar and Hot Doug on skins Rocking those hairs of your chinny chin chins Pukebox, Pukebox, we hate you And if you got a brain you say fuck you too Pukebox, Pukebox, we hate you We're the kings of parody, you know it's true "This is a public service announcement going out to YOU, "Weird Al" Yankovic! I challenge you to a parody smackdown! Wondering what song will slow it down, bitches, because I'm the king of filthy parody!!" Pukebox, Pukebox, we hate you And if you got a brain you say fuck you too Pukebox, Pukebox, we hate you We're the kings of parody, you know it's true Pukebox, Pukebox, we hate you And if you got a brain you say fuck you too Pukebox, Pukebox, we hate you We're the kings of parody, you know it's true We're the kings! The kings of filthy parody! Fuck you too! Weird Al: "Mr. Manspeaker? Hey it's Weird Al...I got your message. Aw man, I would love to be on your album...If only my standards were much much much lower... Which obviously they are noe... Soooooo HARD PASS, BABY!" *BEEP*

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants A sponge with a defect, a mental disease Spongebob Squarepants If nautical nonsense be something you wish Spongebob Squarepants Then flop on the deck with gefilte fish Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants He'll eat your face Spongebob Squarepants He knows the Krabby Patty recipe Spongebob Squarepants The secret is just soylent green Spongebob Squarepants Sunbathing people dragged into abyss Spongebob Squarepants He'll chop up and fry them and feed them to fish Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants He'll eat your face! Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants We're not done yet! No one alerted and nobody runs Spongebob Squarepants 'Cuz no one would ever suspect the sponge Spongebob Squarepants Squidward and Patrick and Gary and Sandy Spongebob Squarepants Are not all hooked on fava beans and Chianti Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

Jesus is my pusher and God is my dope I wear my shirt backwards, I'm the Punk Rock Pope I'm rounding up the junkies just to give them hope I'm blessing all you animals who don't get the rope I'm the Punk Rock Pope Bless the money and the dope I'm the Punk Rock Pope Giving strippers fuckin' hope I'm the man, I'm the myth, I'm the legend himself Dropped off on Earth just to share the wealth Hear the words, see the wisdom of the punk rock puppet gospel I'm the Khaos king of forgotten apostles I'm the Punk Rock Pope Bless the money and the dope I'm the Punk Rock Pope Giving strippers fuckin' hope Heretics! Blasphemers! The aliens have spoken to me He and only He, the one who floats up to the mothership Will be the one to decide your fate For He and only He is the word of the punk rock gospel And the receiver of the alien reverse technology I'm the Punk Rock Pope Bless the money and the dope I'm the Punk Rock Pope Giving strippers fuckin' hope

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

Fuck that shit! I can't think of a lie, Fuck it! Yo, I gotta go to work, Fuck it! All the beer's warm, Fuck it! And I gotta pay the rent, come on! Fuck that shit! My credit card declined, dawg, Fuck it! You know it's trash night, Fuck it! I'm tryna get another 12-pack, Fuck it! 'Cuz I'm drunk as shit Fuck that shit! Fuck the radio, this song's for you It's Lazy D coming through with the Green Jellõ crew Now your world's upside down and it's got you screwed But life's a bitch, fuck it, I mean what can you do? I crack a brew to let loose and drown the abuse No excuse for this misuse, cuz I gotta produce Gotta recoup, gotta have love for my group Same shit, different day like I'm stuck in a loop I can't think of a lie, Fuck it! Yo, I gotta go to work, Fuck it! All the beer's warm, Fuck it! And I gotta pay the rent, come on! Fuck that shit! My credit card declinеd, dawg, Fuck it! You know it's trash night, Fuck it! I'm tryna get another 12-pack, Fuck it! 'Cuz I'm drunk as shit Fuck that shit! Fuck it! Let it go! Just thе way that it goes 'Cuz life's a puppet show and it kinda blows What's the point? Smoke a joint, 'cuz god only knows But I roll with the aliens and go with the flow So play me a fiddle and raise up your middle Finger, don't linger, 'cuz it's on with the show Life is a riddle, little short on the dough Tricking out my PayPal just to stay on the road I can't think of a lie, Fuck it! Yo, I gotta go to work, Fuck it! All the beer's warm, Fuck it! And I gotta pay the rent, come on! Fuck that shit! My credit card declined, dawg, Fuck it! You know it's trash night, Fuck it! I'm tryna get another 12-pack, Fuck it! 'Cuz I'm drunk as shit Fuck that shit! LAZY D Aw that's right, it's your boy Lazy D MANSPEAKER And Billy Manspeaker, your punk rock puppet priest LAZY D And you can't do anything about it You gotta raise that middle finger MANSPEAKER High in the air and scream LAZY D & MANSPEAKER Fuck that shit!! It's crazy, you see, I'm down on my knees Screaming "Fuck Lazy D and fuck this CD!" Yo, fuck your satellite dish, fuck your TV Fuck you, fuck me, fuck bologna Fuck this fuckin' shit, can't deal with it I wanna hear you scream "Fuck it!" Fuck things I can't explain, things in my brain Driving me insane, happens every day I can't think of a lie, Fuck it! Yo, I gotta go to work, Fuck it! All the beer's warm, Fuck it! And I gotta pay the rent, come on! Fuck that shit! My credit card declined, dawg, Fuck it! You know it's trash night, Fuck it! I'm tryna get another 12-pack, Fuck it! 'Cuz I'm drunk as shit Fuck that shit! Fuck it! Fuck it! Fuck it! Fuck that shit! Fuck it! Fuck it! I'd just like to say fuck it! Fuck that shit! Yeah, boyyyyyy

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

There once was a boy who worked on a farm Guarding all the sheep from harm One night he found himself bored and alone Opened up Twitter on his iPhone Fishing for followers, he trolled for concern A big bad wolf is stalking my herd No one knew the boy was pretendin' #SaveTheSheep started trending And the boy blew his whistle - Tweet, Tweet And the people all took to the street, street But when they arrived, they knew he had lied Thе sheep had survived, he's a cheat, chеat! Oh, the boy who cried wolf (woof, woof) Oh, the boy who cried wolf (woof, woof) Oh, the boy who cried wolf (woof, woof) Oh, the boy who cried wolf (woof, woof) (woof, woof, woof woof) (woof, woof, woof woof) The boy realized that they believed all his lies So he covered it up with alibis He went to the web where the fake news is fed And he started to preach with worldwide reach Now the boy's gone viral, yes indeed Landing him a job at Buzzfeed Editor and chief of livestock-relations A voice for the sheep in urban locations Well, the boy went live for maximal rage He posted on his Facebook page Now he's king of the fake news nation Clickbait ads blog masturbation And the boy blew his whistle - Tweet, Tweet And the people all took to the street, street But when they arrived, they knew he had lied The sheep had survived, he's a cheat, cheat! Oh, the boy who cried wolf (woof, woof) Oh, the boy who cried wolf (woof, woof) Oh, the boy who cried wolf (woof, woof) Oh, the boy who cried wolf (woof, woof) (woof, woof, woof woof) (woof, woof, woof woof) Tweet, tweet - I say what I want to Woof woof, I howl 'cuz I have to Tweet, tweet - I say what I want to Woof woof, I howl 'cuz I have to Tweet, tweet - I say what I want to Woof woof, I howl 'cuz I have to Tweet, tweet - I say what I want to Woof woof, I howl 'cuz I have to Oh, the boy who cried wolf (woof, woof) Oh, the boy who cried wolf (woof, woof) Oh, the boy who cried wolf (woof, woof) Oh, the boy who cried wolf (woof, woof) (woof, woof, woof woof) (woof, woof, woof woof)

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

We're playing in a band, we quest across the land We're never in a funk and that's because we're drunk We'll drink into the day, we'll drink into the night Bring me another bottle, there is no end in sight Go! We're drinking in the bar, we're drinking in my car We'll get drunk in your house, we'll get drunk with that mouse We're drinking on the roof, I think it's 90 proof We're drinking in the store and then wе'll buy some more Who wants to get drunk with mе? We're playing in a band, we quest across the land We're never in a funk and that's because we're drunk We'll drink into the day, we'll drink into the night Bring me another bottle, there is no end in sight Go! We'll get drunk on a plane, we'll get drunk in a train We'll get drunk on a bus, in alcohol we trust We'll get drunk at the mall, we'll pass out in the stall We'll wake up in the trash and then fins another flask Who wants to get drunk with me? Sing along! We're playing in a band, we quest across the land We're never in a funk and that's because we're drunk We'll drink into the day, we'll drink into the night Bring me another bottle, there is no end in sight Go! Who wants to get drunk with me? You know it by now! We're playing in a band, we quest across the land We're never in a funk and that's because we're drunk We'll drink into the day, we'll drink into the night Bring me another bottle, there is no end in sight We're playing in a band, we quest across the land We're never in a funk and that's because we're drunk We'll drink into the day, we'll drink into the night Bring me another bottle, there is no end in sight Go!

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

Pretty little thing, wanna go for a ride? I'll tell you 'bout a time that I almost died South of the border in an alleyway I was hunting for relief from my tooth decay Without insurance I was down on my luck I risked my own life to save a hundred bucks Oh yeah Scream, scream Scream for a back alley dentist A janitor's jumpsuit with a nametag he wore He put down the mop when I knocked on the door Put his knee in my chest and went to town on my face There was blood and snot all over the place Where did this doctor go to school? He was using dirty plumbers' tools Oh yeah Scream, scream Scream for a back alley dentist

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

I'm better than you I'm stronger than you I'm faster than you Alright, let's do this thing Knock you out when I hear the bell ring No way, you haven't changed You can't retreat you can't advance I am drunk and I wanna fight 1, 2, 3, looking up at the lights Before it starts, the battle's done You're lookin' up at a champion Look at me and you will see A champion, a champion Come say it to my face Knock you down, put you in your place No way you have a chance Face to face it's time to dance It doesn't matter who said it at all In the end, I'll stand tall Break my hand when the battle's done You're lookin' up at a champion Look at me and you will see A champion, a champion Look at mе and you will see A champion, a champion

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

333 - Get down on your knees I'm a punk rock priest who will do as I please Started huffin' and puffin' in 1981 Just cause I was bored 'cuz your mom was no fun Standin' on a chair in my underwear Singing silly songs with my horns in the air To book a Green Jellö orgasm with me Call 1-900-4-P-U-P-P-E-T! 333 - It's the only way for me Middle finger in the air if you know what I mean 333 - Sing along with me 333 - It's the only way for me 333 - Get down on your knees We are Green Jellö, a musical disease 40 years and countin', think we're doin' alright Come join us now or get on with your bring life Take eighty steps forward I'll take you by the hand 333 in Green Jellö land To book a Green Jellö orgasm with me Call 1-900-4-P-U-P-P-E-T! 333 - It's the only way for me Middle finger in the air if you know what I mean 333 - Sing along with me 333 - It's the only way for me "Alright, break it down, all of it That's it..." "Holy crap this is stupid, who wrote this garbage?" "Garbage Band Kids! That's what you're listening to! Created by over 90 Green Jello fans" "Oh ok...anyone got any doobie?" "Why do my underwear smell like salt and vinegar potato chips?" "Oh, gross..." "Aliens...." "Aliens for sure!" 333, 333, 333 333 - It's the only way for me Middle finger in the air if you know what I mean 333 - Sing along with me 333 - It's the only way for me 333 - It's the only way for me Middle finger in the air if you know what I mean 333 - Sing along with me 333 - It's the only way for me

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey! Hey! You. Yeah, I'm talking to you Hey! Yeah, you think you're so cool Hey! You with the FR3TÖ F33T Hey! You dance doing the beat Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey! Hey! You never walked in my shoes Hey! You don't tell me what to do Hey! You, living in the streets Hey! You, sing along to the beat Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey! Hey! You, yeah, this song is too long Hey! You, can't we all get along Hey! You with the FR3TÖ F33T Hey! You, rock and roll in the streets Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey! Hey! You, quiet, the baby's sleeping Hey! You, outside my window creeping Hey! You, watching Sesame Street Hey! You, whispering to the beat Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Hey!

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

Beat my meat! There's a truth that's under the sheets The only way I beat the heat The only way I get relief Is when I beat my meat When I beat the meat When I beat my meat When I beat the meat When I beat the meat I'm your butcher, I'm your meat pounding man You like my sausage, but you love my ham Jerkin' chicken is what you crave Then you'll be my mеat pounding slave When therе's fat we tenderize Slam the hambone between the thighs There's a truth that's under the sheets The only way I beat the heat The only way I get relief Is when I beat my meat When I beat the meat When I beat my meat When I beat the meat When I beat the meat I'll beat your bacon, I'll beat your ham You beat my sausage, I won't tell your man Choke the chicken and play the skin flute Spank the pig and make it hoot I'm the beef, you're my chicken breast I'll cock-a-doodle do the rest There's a truth that's under the sheets The only way I beat the heat The only way I get relief Is when I beat my meat When I beat the meat When I beat my meat When I beat the meat When I beat the meat This could be taco heaven or this could be taco hell...

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

I'm a weirdo! I'm a weirdo! I'm a weirdo! I'm a weirdo! I am loser, I don't know what else to say I'm in bed all day, my friends just stay away My parents left me in a white padded room They're gonna get it, they don't know I'm getting out I'm a weirdo! I'm a weirdo! I'm a weirdo! I'm a weirdo! Why does it seem to me that all you want to see Is a person in disrepair? I don't need your sympathy Why can't you people see I'm in no need of repair I don't need you busting my balls at school And I don't need ya busting my balls at the gym And I don't need ya busting my balls at work I'm a weirdo! I'm a weirdo! I'm a weirdo! I'm a weirdo! I'm a weirdo! I'm a weirdo! I'm a weirdo! I'm a weirdo! Maybe Marty's going to go to the gym and get somе muscles And meet you in the parking lot and bust up you knees Everyonе! Give Marty the finger! Marty suxx! Marty suxx! Marty suxx! Marty suxx!

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

If you are not drunk or high on some sort of medical marijuana, this will not be funny in any sort of way. In fact it's just gonna be stupid There's aliens down on the floor There's FR3TÖ F33T, she comes for more Khaos in the air tonight That's FR3TÖ fright Diablo pounding down my door The FR3TÖ four We got ourselves in this fix The FR3TÖ mix Trolling with no shame A FR3TÖ Lay Santa Clause and Mother Goose The Cruel-Aid Man, The juice is loose Bunny, quick, there's belly beans All-berry crunch set out for sea Mac sad-death fries in almond silk Queen vitamin drinks, chocolate milk There's aliens down on the floor There's FR3TÖ F33T, she comes for more FR3TÖ crops that turned to dust - A FR3TÖ must The kazoo that takes her down to FR3TÖ-Town The horns they crank that sound makes FR3TÖ frown FR3TÖ F33T no more - - the FR3TÖ whore Santa Clause and Mother Goose The Cruel-Aid Man, The juice is loose Bunny, quick, there's belly beans All-berry crunch set out for sea Mac sad-death fries in almond silk Queen vitamin drinks, chocolate milk There's aliens down on the floor There's FR3TÖ F33T, she comes for more

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

Driving on the Scajaquada outside of Buffalo Lazy says he flipped their Prius driving in the snow You're are hearing Hammy snoring, Jellvis cuts a fart Our ride feels like it might completely fall apart Stuffed into a minivan so I can barely move Lookin' for a rest stop, I think I've gotta poo You've never seen a show like ours We'll blow the power in the bar We've got 2 drummers, 1 bass and 7 lead guitars ...and the show goes on As we arrive and get ready for the show And put our costumes on If its one thing that we don't need It's another man's nakеd ass to see If you want good music, you're outta luck If you're not drunk, we'rе gonna suck We belong in a garbage truck Green Jellö just runs amok ....and the show goes on "Ladies and gentlemen, the shittiest band in the world...Green Jellö!!!" "I need everyone here to make some noise! Everyone give me the finger! Bring out the Punk Rock Puppets!" Grab you a puppet and get on the stage The crowd is screaming "Hey hey hey!" I shout at the fans and I tell them to lay Then jump up in the air as "The Bear Song" plays Syko holds the mic cord so it doesn't trip the fans Beer pours down my ballsack to the mouth of a man Then we take a look and see standing on a chair (Krusty!) He bends over a jock strap and we try to look away A young drunk man dressed as Fred Pushes in the pit with a Flintstone head The crowd's all around this half naked man Swinging my shirt with a mic in my hand "You gotta be louder! There's a loud guy in his underwear!" "Get the fuck down!" Later on, after the show, as Bill stares down at his phone We finish signing autographs and taking photos We gather all the puppets, hope that none were stole We hustle all the merchandise and then we go get stoned

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

Why don't you sit right back And I, I may tell you a tale A tale of three little pigs And a big bad wolf Well the first little piggy, well he was kinda hick-y Spent most of his days just a-dreamin' of the city And then one day, he bought a guitar He moved to Hollywood to become a star But living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city Built his house out of straw, what a pity Then one day, jammin' on some chords Along came the wolf knocking on his door Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin! Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin! Well I'm huffin', I'm puffin', I'll blow your house in Huffin', puffin', blow your house in Huffin', puffin', blow your house in Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in! Well the second little piggy, well he was kinda stoned He spent most of his time just a-ganja smokin' Hoppin' and a-boppin' down on Venice Beach Getting paid money for religious speech Built his shelter from what he garbage picked Mostly made up of old cans and sticks Then one day he was cranking up Bob Marley Along came the Wolf on his big bad Harley Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin! Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin! Well I'm huffin', I'm puffin', I'll blow your house in Huffin', puffin', blow your house in Huffin', puffin', blow your house in Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in! Well the third little piggy, the grade A student His daddy was a rock star, named Pig Nugent Earned his Master's degree from Harvard College Built his house from his architect knowledge A tri-level mansion, Hollywood Hills Daddy's rock stardom paid for the bills Then one day came the old house smasher The big bad wolf, the little piggy slasher Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin! Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin! Well I'm huffin', I'm puffin', I'll blow your house in Huffin', puffin', blow your house in Huffin', puffin', blow your house in Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in! Well the big bad wolf Well he huffed, and he puffed, all that he could And lo and behold, the little piggy's house stood "It's made out of concrete," the little piggy shouted The wolf just frowned as he pouted So they called nine-eleven, like any piggy would They sent out Rambo, just as fast as they could "Yo, Wolf-face. I'm your worst nightmare. Your ass is mine!" (gunshots) Well the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see And that's the end of this story, for you and me If you still give a listen, you just may Hear the big wolf or little piggies say Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin! Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin! Well I'm huffin', I'm puffin', I'll blow your house in Huffin', puffin', blow your house in Huffin', puffin', blow your house in Huffin', puffin', blow your house in Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in! Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in! Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in! Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in! And the moral of the story is that bands with no talent can easily amuse idiots with a stupid puppet show

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

Mother Mary may I win? Notify your next of kin I'm already inside your head What's done is done and left for dead The roaring crowd has got my back Clamoring for our attack Let's lay the hammer down with force And crush the foe with no remorse I'm the champ, you're the chump I tell you how high to jump Winners win, losers lose I'm the Bill, now pay your dues You're the villain, I'm the hero I'm a 10 and you're a zero Set 'em up, knock 'em down In the end, I wear the crown It's rumble time in thе sports Ærena It's rumble time in thе sports Ærena It's rumble time in the sports Ærena It's rumble time in the sports Ærena It's rumble time - Raise a cup It's rumble time - Raise a cup It's rumble time - Raise a cup It's rumble time Gladiators of our time If it weren't a game, it would be a crime Wrap your fists and buckle down I'm taking you to rumble town I'm the champ, you're the chump I tell you how high to jump Winners win, losers lose I'm the Bill, now pay your dues You're the villain, I'm the hero I'm a 10 and you're a zero Set 'em up, knock 'em down In the end, I wear the crown It's rumble time in the sports Ærena It's rumble time in the sports Ærena It's rumble time in the sports Ærena It's rumble time in the sports Ærena It's rumble time - Raise a cup It's rumble time - Raise a cup It's rumble time - Raise a cup It's rumble time

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026

Bellissimo, lo sai che sei proprio una brava persona, hm? Thank you for the opportunity granted. I love you zillions, superstar. I wish you a wonderful life. I admire your work and fully support your choices. Dude, it's an honor that you comment on my stuff and interact with me. Did you know that I'm practicing white magic? It's for the good. I want you to succeed in your entire life Tremendous pleasure. You wanna know something? Bless you. And if I ever see your beautiful face anywhere, well that day I'm gonna hug and kiss you and treat you well and be nice to you. But please don't call me honey. Amеricani. La strada è fatta di sangue e di cemеnto. Non avere piu nulla da raccontare significa essere fabula rasa. Nota bene: Gratta gratta si arriva sempre alla crosta. La vita è un contrappunto: il bene è male e il male è bene. Viva la pucchiacchera e la pizza col tonno!

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 23, 2026