The Siege of Dunkeld (In Hoots We Trust)

Regis Dundoniensis Furor Apocalyptus Magus Calamitosus Bellis Intergalactus Regis Dundoniensis Furor Apocalyptus Magus Calamitosus Bellis Intergalactus Ancient cosmic wormhole Chaos lord arise I have arrived from the future Into a terrible past Chaos and war on the plains of Dunkeld The armies of darkness amassed Is this a twisted dimension? Is this true reality? A symbol of evil is flying once more Above the proud spires of Dundee A burning black sun The siege of Dunkeld has begun Defeat of the ancient town is nigh In Hoots We Trust Horrifying fecal demons Rising up out of the caverns below Dark robotic astral zombies Eating the peasants who live in Glasgow Siege engines of hell's creation Blasting the walls with unholy fire Undead forces marching onward Army of evil so tragic and dire Look up to the sky A glorious battlecry The forces of justice call his name In Hoots We Trust We Trust By the power of the Holy King of Unst Hail Hoots For the Glory of Dundee To win this epic battle, in his power we must trust to set us free Confutatis Maledictis Caledoniae In Hoots We Trust I am the Bane of Cowdenbeath The Scourge of Auchtermuchty Arch-Foe of the Questlords of Inverness Come face me in battle, Angus And prepare to meet thy doom! Your dark dominion has corrupted Dundee With a swing of my hammer I'll end this misery Legendary battle Epic war is fight What mystic enchantment has Zargothrax spun? My weapon has no effect, this fight can't be won Pathetic mortal scum! In this dimension, your hammer has no power over me Now, kneel before your Emperor Kneel before... Your God! In Hoots We Trust We Trust By the power of the Holy King of Unst Hail Hoots For the Glory of Dundee To win this epic battle, in his power we must trust to set us free In Hoots We Trust By the power of the Holy King of Unst For the Glory of Dundee To win this epic battle, in his power we must trust to set us free In Hoots We Trust In Hoots We Trust We Trust By the power of the Holy King of Unst Hail Hoots For the Glory of Dundee To win this epic battle, in his power we must trust to set us free In Hoots We Trust By the power of the Holy King of Unst For the Glory of Dundee To win this epic battle, in his power we must trust to set us free In Hoots We Trust

Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 26, 2025