Keeper of the Celestial Flame of Abernethy

Zargothrax, master of nightmares Keeper of celestial flame Travel back 1000 years to a time before Dundee There lived a simple peasant weaving baskets in a field But when a Prince destroyed his home to build a Kingdom new He forged a pact with chaos, swore to bring him to his doom A wizard did arise (Concealed a clone beneath Dundee) The Prince of Fife must die He's a sorcerer, nefarious With eyes that burn like fire Slaying those who dare oppose The power of his evil desires, oh yeah! He wields the Laserblaster Dark lord of Dundee He's a sorcerer, nefarious And he will bring the kingdom to its knees Zargothrax, master of nightmares Keeper of celestial flame Sorcerer, bound to the darkness Evil lies in his brain Darklord Zargothrax, master of nightmares Keeper of celestial flame Wizard King, chaos incarnate Zargothrax is his name! Laser goblin! Power sword! Ultra warfare! The dawn of double wizard Shall reveal his fate So we must ride far away To the Fortress of Crail To revive the frozen wizard From a tomb of liquid ice We will fight, to destroy And to vanquish the name Of the scion of the kingdom And unleash the celestial flame Zargothrax, master of nightmares Keeper of celestial flame Sorcerer, bound to the darkness Evil lies in his brain Darklord Zargothrax, master of nightmares Keeper of celestial flame Wizard King, chaos incarnate Zargothrax is his name! He's a sorcerer, nefarious With eyes that burn like fire Slaying those who dare oppose The power of his evil desires, oh yeah! He wields the Laserblaster Dark lord of Dundee He's a sorcerer, nefarious And he will bring the kingdom to its knees He is the keeper of the Celestial Flame yeah, yeah

Submitted by The Void — Nov 09, 2025

Welcome mighty heroes Into this ancient land A kingdom steeped in legendary splendor From the mighty highlands To the shores of Auchtertool A shining realm of unicorn defenders And in the ancient castle Atop his golden throne The king of fife rules over His great ancestral home By the holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost We will voyage 'cross the kingdom to reclaim what once was lost In this realm of ancient battles where the king of fife now reigns I will wield the holy hammer of flame Unholy cosmic frost! In the merchant's district The dwarves of aberdeen Are forging artifacts of mighty power Meanwhile in the college Where wizards learn their spells A fireball is blasting from a tower Behold the knights of crail Atop the city walls They swore a mighty oath to say Dundee will never fall! By the holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost We will voyage 'cross the kingdom to reclaim what once was lost In this realm of ancient battles where the king of fife now reigns I will wield the holy hammer of flame Unholy cosmic frost! Across the infinite void of time and space From a twisted dimension of shattered reality The dying screams of a malevolent sorcerer materialized And terrible were the words they spoke... Sanctus! Dominus! Initiating interdimensional subspace relay Incoming transmission Activate Zargothrax clone alpha 1 Geminus! Thaumaturgist rise! Upgrading nuclear subroutines Powering up anti-telharsic nanobots Assignment: destroy dundee! Duplexus! Maleficus! Chaos lord reborn! By the holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost We will voyage 'cross the kingdom to reclaim what once was lost By the holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost We will voyage 'cross the kingdom to reclaim what once was lost In this realm of ancient battles where the king of fife now reigns I will wield the holy hammer of flame Unholy cosmic frost! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Nov 09, 2025