He Has Returned

An ancient legend born His coming was foretold A cybernetic champion For the battle he was sworn On mighty wings he'd fly To make the epic fight But when the war for time was won He flew into the night He stormed the ports of Cellardyke And felled the dread witch-queen Then liberated Cowdenbeath Savior to all machines Hero forged in heaven By the gods of old Dundee Lays waste to all before him With a hail of holy steel He has returned To Dundee For the battle raging over the seas He's the savior of the world And he's ready to fight Blasting higher Into space The stars drawing him into his fate He's the savior of the world He has returned Ancient technology Now reprogrammed to Destroy the wizard Sacred combat must be found With mighty heroes of the crown Now the cosmic dust has cleared Can it really be? The Robot Prince of Auchtertool Stands right in front of me Far across the stars he travelled Yearning to be free In search of epic battles to Escape his destiny He has returned To Dundee For the battle raging over the seas He's the savior of the world And he's ready to fight Blasting higher Into space The stars drawing him into his fate He's the savior of the world He has returned He has returned With eyes ablaze with crimson fire And great boronic wings His armour wrought from powersteel He is the Mecha King With solar-powered rocket guns And lasers on his head The Robot Prince of Auchtertool Will fight until he's finally dead Robot Prince of Auchtertool Over thy robot kingdom rule Electronic lord of war Destined to reign forever more Robot Prince of Auchtertool Over thy robot kingdom rule Electronic lord of war Destined to reign forever more The Robot Prince will return

Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 26, 2025

The unicorn invasion of Dundee They came with the first light of dawn Setting their sights on Dundee Led by the sorcerer Zargothrax Slaying all people he sees They ride to war on once noble beasts Corrupted by wizard spell The unicorns used to be good Now they are forced to serve hell Down from the mountains And across the River Tay An army of undead unicorns Are riding into the fray Fireballs and lighting are raining from the sky Chaos and bloodshed while all the people die In this epic battle begins the final war Tragedy will strike this day, prepare thee for The unicorn invasion of Dundee The townspeople had little hope They were not ready for war Fireballs make everybody die And buildings collapsed to the floor The beautiful princess was raped And taken to prison with cry Angus McFife swears a mighty oath "I will make Zargothrax die" The forces of darkness Are invading proud Dundee They must find a hero To save its destiny Fireballs and lighting are raining from the sky Chaos and bloodshed while all the people die In this epic battle begins the final war Tragedy will strike this day, prepare thee for The unicorn invasion of Dundee And an ominous shadow fell over the battlefield As the evil wizard Zargothrax Rode into the once mighty city of Dundee Atop an undead unicorn of war To enthrone himself as its new dark master Down from the mountains And across the River Tay An army of undead unicorns Are riding into the fray Fireballs and lighting are raining from the sky Chaos and bloodshed while all the people die Fireballs and lighting are raining from the sky Chaos and bloodshed while all the people die In this epic battle begins the final war Tragedy will strike this day, prepare thee for The unicorn invasion of Dundee Dundee

Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025

Fight for the king, for the hammer and the ring Fight for the ancient story Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife For the power and the glory Hootsforce arise All across the land of Fife, grim chaos reigns supreme Shackled by the mind control of the dark lord of Dundee Yet still there lies the chance of hope, now Angus has returned The sigil of the Hootsforce in the sky tonight will burn Fight for the king, for the hammer and the ring Fight for the ancient story Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife For the power and the glory Fight till we die in a battle in the sky Fight all the foes before thee Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife For the power and the glory Hootsforce arise Hootsforce We are the Hootsforce Hootsforce We are the Hootsforce Forces of resistance, it is time to make a stand No longer will Lord Zargothrax enslave our ancient land Sub Commander Ralathor, engage your nuclear force The battlefield of Cowdenbeath is where we'll set our course In a submarine Beneath the seas Of Achnasheen We remain unseen But now the time Has come to rise Ascend into the skies (Hootsforce) Fight for the king, for the hammer and the ring Fight for the ancient story Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife For the power and the glory Fight till we die in a battle in the sky Fight all the foes before thee Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife For the power and the glory Fight till we die In a battle in the sky Fight all the foes before thee Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife For the power and the glory Fight for the king, for the hammer and the ring Fight for the ancient story Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife For the power and the glory Fight till we die In a battle in the sky Fight all the foes before thee Fight for your lives, we must fight for Fife For the power and the glory Hootsforce arise Hootsforce We are the Hootsforce Hootsforce We are the Hootsforce Hootsforce

Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 26, 2025