No Fucking Christmas!
Sathana Claus (Music & Lyrics: Ripper) Christmas is here again filled with hope The time of year to use the soap A little boychild runs to open the door But it leaves Him bleeding on the floor Cause Father Christmas full of grace Kicks the door into his face It breaks his nose with the loudest sound Yeah, father Christmas has come to town Santa is drunk, Santa is out of control Santa is drunk, Santa is out on parole He doesn't care about christmas lists And snotty children makes Him pissed His only interest is drinking beer He won't get sober, not this year Santa is drunk, Santa is out of control Santa is drunk, Santa is out on parole Beware of Sathana Claus...Look out for Sathana Claus... Look out!!!!! (Chemical warfare against the soap/Stringburner) With the whiskeybottle in His hand He takes a bite from the family ham He doesn't notice or doesn't care And starts to shit in His underwear The hairy legs turn to brown His trousers changes shape He laughs the family in the face Cause he is not ashamed Santa is drunk, Santa is out of control Santa is drunk, Santa has jumped the parole Christmas is over but not the booze Don't care about jail, He's on the loose Rudolf the reindeer has been shot And virgin Mary was raped, that slut! Take your time to heal your bones You are a nervous wreck But Santa knows where all of you live And next year He'll be back!!! Santa is drunk, Santa is out of control Santa is drunk, Santa has jumped the parole Sathana Claus
Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 26, 2025
Merry Shitmas! (Music: Stringburned Lyrics: Violence) It's Christmas morning and You're so glad Gonna get some presents from Mom and Dad You take a look under the Christmas tree A very special present You now can see The special present can't wait 'til later In your excitement You rip off the paper Suddenly You notice a very strange smell It's from the present, You can tell Merry Shitmas! Santa's very special big surprise A sausage of shit surrounded by flies Merry shitmas, stupid child This is what you get for being nice and mild Very Merry Shitmas! (The shitmas carol/Stringburner) Repeat verse 3 Merry Shitmas!
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 26, 2025