A Coffin for Christmas

You've been bold, you've been amiss You’re going down on the naughty list It’s too late for a sorry note Those crocodile tears won't rock the boat A year of crime, you've had the time But you didn't do what you were told Your guilty mind is a certain sign Your Christmas is gonna be cold He's making a fist He's decking you twice He's gonna find out You're bang to rights You asked him for mercy You're never getting that Christmas is coming the noose is getting fat A coffin for christmas How did you know? A coffin for Christmas And you're going down below You square to Bob, you cross your heart With a hand in the cookie jar You knew it was wrong and you still carried on You know just how naughty you are Do your best to try and cry Stick a needle in your eye But your tongue is black, there's no way back He’ll go up your chimney tonight He's making a fist He's decking you twice He's gonna find out you're bang to rights You asked him for clemency But he said no way Uppance is coming On a one horse open slay A coffin for christmas How did you know? A coffin for Christmas You're going down below A coffin for Christmas Please! Try and look surprised A coffin for Christmas And it's just your size The chapel bells are ringing The studded mace is swinging Now you’re the turkey Getting basted for a living You had your fill of evil But life makes other plans Saint Nicholas has had enough Don’t you understand? A coffin for christmas Ooh, how did you know? A coffin for Christmas You're going down below (ho ho) You gotta coffin for Christmas Try and look surprised A coffin for Christmas And it's just your size

Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025