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Pandemicaholic Stumble til I get sick Jägermeister puke spit All around the toilet Stepped on dirty market blow Buckled for the shit show Crank the fucking skid row Crack another lets go Wake up in my own piss Soaking in my bed sores Crawl myself out of bed Limping to the liquor store Swollen feet, missed my rent Living off some cereal Vodka kills the maggots Its antibacterial Can’t walk can’t see, diseased below Alll the bacteria running the show Scraping out the pus with the toilet paper Jaundice setting in, I have liver failure Dyalisis is a waste of time Don’t talk shit about yellowing eyes While I’m here, might as well try some lean I’m gonna fucking die in this quarantine Self destruct, who gives fucks? No such luck Time is all I’ve got, pour another shot Wake up in my own piss Soaking in my bed sores Crawl myself out of bed Limping to the liquor store Swollen feet, missed my rent Living off some cereal Vodka kills the maggots Its antibacterial Time is all I’ve got, pour another shot
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
Karen on her facebook feed Posting conspiracy memes Thinks it gives her a degree In epidemiology Saying it’s a fake disease Embarrassing her family Comment section arguing With other lonely divorcees Too much box wine Blaming it on Bill Gates from their PCs They got their kid to install windows XP Profile pic from ninety three Before they started looking like Gary Busey Government Mind control vaccines Posting mad links with ranch on their jeans Youtube scientists and vlogs Would totally eat tide pods Calling everyonе sheeple Birds aren’t real, lizard pеople Break out the tin foil hats Crusty people with eight cats Know what’s up more than you do Because the memes told them they do Oh fuck off Karen on her facebook feed Posting conspiracy memes Thinks it gives her a degree In epidemiology Saying it’s a fake disease Embarrassing her family Comment section arguing With other lonely divorcees Too much box wine
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
Murder Hornet nests are on the ground Bring in the swarms the cities on lockdown Livestock slaughter all the rot Pest control has closed its shop Golden age of infestation Undisturbed puddles for incubation Signal the swarm, its time to infest Murder hornet nests are on the ground Bring in the swarms the cities on lockdown Livestock slaughter all the rot Pest control has closed its shop Golden age of infestation Undisturbed puddles for incubation
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
Woke yourself up at 6am Forgot you have no job Pandemic has fucked you up Coffee time anyways grab a cup Sit on the Lazy Boy like a lazy boi Thinking of the time you almost fucked a lady boy Chillin in Jamaica with all the rude boys Keep hitting the net where's the ball boys? Back to reality there’s nothing to do Watch the slow cooker make a mean stew The meat is expired but whats a man to do? Wait in line for an hour or two? One-way isles don't pass anyone People walk around like they have badges and guns Grab your shit and make your way to the cash Looking badass in your home made mask Remember all the stuff you forgot to buy When you're half way home and you just got high Fuck it you can live without Mr Noodles Now go to fucking town on toaster strudels Everything to watch is a rerun or lame Because Every day in quarantines exactly the same Haven’t washed your clothes in fourteen days The shithole you live in smells like hot mayonnaise Rat in the kitchen trap struggling for breath Step on him and give him a warriors death Throw it out the window as a special favour To the chained up dog of your meth head neighbour Pest control is non essential Give it a couple months it'll be fundamental Grandma crying she's being eaten alive Bedbugs feasting eggs piling high
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026