The Froglord Cometh
Froglord! Amphibious terror Webbed Feet! Semi-permeable membrane Secretes! Ectoplasmic slime Death ray! It can fire from its third eye Some say! Froglord came from space Or he! Was designed by the human race But none! Of that is true He's just! An amphibian called Froglord Birthed from frogspawn and grew into a tadpole Now he has reign over the pond he has plans to dominate the realm of man With his laser vision Catching humans just like fliеs
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 15, 2026
Deep in the heart of the forest Lies a mystic swamp Forgotten by time Lost to the realm of man The swamp is home to many creatures, dark and mysterious But there was one, foretold long ago To give birth to a thousand strong, a thousand strong frogspawn Encased in slime, to protect the young As a source of food, and devour from within But amongst the frogspawn Sat an egg, who would fulfil the prophecy Frogspawn, frogspawn, frogspawn Come alive Come alive and arise This is the birth of froglord time Birthed in darkness, grown in their own slime
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 15, 2026
Emerging from their slime cocoons The tadpole, a hundred thousand bloom Brothers and sisters swim, become amphibian Consume decaying plants, metamorphosis soon shall pass Amongst the sea of black Swan the foretold one Awaiting the day To unleash his death ray plan As the sun, dries in the sun Predators emerge, to consume aquatic young Many fall prey, they do not stand a chance But young froglord, holds a mighty stance As he begins, to realise He is a mighty tadpole, the one they prophesied In the scriptures, of amphibian By the mystics, the sages of the pond As the weeks develop, the tadpoles grow Small protruding legs, the frog begins to show Harnessing the power, Froglord has inside He outcompetes the others, the predators they hide So he has come realise, he is the foretold frog A terrifying power, an aquatic god Froglord your power, is truly fierce Your deathray vision, through enemies it pierce
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 15, 2026
Smoke and fire, sent from beyond Calls upon the sages, the guardians of the pond Into the standing stones, for the ritual Bow down to the god they know, the all powerful Now the time draws near for the sacrifice Blood soaked screams and an orgy of lust, soon will fill the night Dark, darkness fills their mind As they prepare the final rites to summon the demon kind Deliver the unholy one Bathed in flames sent from hell, the sabbat has begun Lay thе virgin down, onto the cold hard rock Flames lick over hеr naked skin, the drumming will soon stop Raise the dagger high, into the smoke filled air Reciting the words of the ancients ones, speak them loud and clear Now the moments come, to plunge the dagger in Into the flesh of the sacrifice, restore the amphibian I am awake in my full form Bow down to me, I am restored Domination is soon at hand Froglord shall be, ruler of man As the servants of the swamp god We gaze upon the glory of the sacred frog Power, power over man For their crimes against this world, destruction is at hand They, were given paradise Now I send you back to oblivion, you are my sacrifice The sages cry and moan with ecstasy and fear For they know the time of judgement is ever growing near I will grant you this, a swift and painless death For your years of servitude, now ascend with your final breath Behold my power and glory, this is the end of mankind's story I shall reclaim this hallowed earth, so bloodletting must ensue to bring about rebirth Using these gifts, I answer the call, echoed down since time began, I am the Froglord
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 15, 2026