Land of the Freaks

Look out gringo! Here I come now Priority lane Me white person White male person Top of the food chain God save the spleen And Shangai surgery God save the spleen Your kidney belongs to me No moral issues It's you or me, dude Whistle the organ transplant song Your government sanctions Are far beyond tiptop Is this liver Falun Gong? From the pharynx and larynx To your Johnson and your skin A million Taiwan dollars Say you can't win God save the spleen And Shangai surgery God save the spleen Your kidney belongs to me Second grade citizens, prisoners and activists Sure as hell won't case me any sleepless nights Your anatomy fits perfectly Fuck violations of human rights Do not hit the waist The stuff inside is useful! Be careful with the waist The stuff inside is useful! Do not hit the waist! It's harvest time! It's harvest time! Harvest time!

Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 26, 2025

Hip hip hooray Let's hear it for smartass day Hip hip hooray Let's celebrate the smartass way We must analyse Meticulously scrutinize Label and categorize Then finally pulverize Hip hip hooray Let's hear it for smartass day Hip hip hooray Let's celebrate the smartass way Ain't no stuff out there You find the slightest inspiring Since you've seen And heard everything You need to tell the world Nothing's happening under the sun Be the judge, the jury And executioner in one Chop off heads with that lethal keyboard You're the meanest of the mean Those furious forum posts Are as sharp as the Guillotine Rip it all into pieces Man, that latest comment rules On these bloody, binary battlefields We break it down into molecules Hip hip hooray Let's hear it for smartass day Hip hip hooray Let's celebrate the smartass way

Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 26, 2025

We all came down to Delhi To play freaky music And check it out The vivid scenery This Danish paper printed Explosive carton The muslim world Took quite seriously Provocation Or freedom of speech The shit had hit the fan And there we were Don't go out there You're oozing scandinavian Just trust the wisdom Of your local choffer Tandoori stains And teargas jazz No we're not Danes Teargas Jazz As pragmatic vikings We kept a low profile The mad were mad as only mad can be We all came down to Delhi To play freaky music And check it out The vivid scenery Tandoori stains And teargas jazz No we're not Danes Teargas Jazz

Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 26, 2025

Sick!! Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain Everybody feel sick, everybody complain Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain Everybody feel sick, everybody complain Everybody feel sick, is everybody insane? Everybody feel sick, everybody feel sick You seem perfectly alright to me Still that headache And twitch tell differently And that allergy, anxiety And itch on your right knee (Fatal probably) Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain Everybody feel sick, everybody complain Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain Everybody feel sick, everybody complain Everybody feel sick, is everybody insane? Everybody feel sick, everybody feel sick Relax, I am sure you get enough protein It's not likely you'll grow a tumour From bad hygiene No, that's not the scariest ingrown toenail I have ever seen (But please do put yourself in quarantine) Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain Everybody feel sick, everybody complain Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain Everybody feel sick, everybody complain Sick? Death by hypochondria You got nothing to bitch about Get a little perspective for bacteria's sake Sooner or later we will all reach the end So give that frantic worrying a break Death by hypochondria...

Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 26, 2025

Transparent, a black hole of emptiness expectations that will turn you into a permanent mess Just drop it You're OK You're OK Projecting, all those failures chokes your energy Little by little you fade into passivity Just drop it You're OK You're OK You're OK You're OK Respect yourself Protect yourself Respect yourself Protect yourself Makes me sad to see how desperatately you try It won't change a single thing as life passes you by Just drop it You're OK You're, you're OK Respect yourself Protect yourself Respect yourself Respect yourself Protect yourself It's all OK

Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025

Soccer mom hatred Soccer mom hatred Blame on the Muslims Blame on the Jews Honey you're a Nazi! We talked for a while you seemed to be a nice person Caring, loving, mother of two Then you began to rave about overpopulation and how good more wars could do Soccer mom hatred Soccer mom hatred Blame it on the Muslims Blame it on the Jews Honey, you're a Nazi Soccer mom hatred Soccer mom hatred Blame it on the Hispanics Blame it on the Hindus Honey you're a Nazi! Usually starts on a small scale The profile fits splendidly You spook people with a tunnel vision Celebrating Arian superiority No, I don't care for another cookie Soccer mom hatred Soccer mom hatred Blame it on the Muslims Blame it on the Jews Soccer mom hatred Soccer mom hatred Blame it on the Hispanics Blame it on the Hindus Honey You're a Nazi! No love mosque or sinagogue Is being built near you could all that brown shirt Get down to reach a doubt of you Honey you're a Nazi! Your husband lost his job the other day Company downsizing for efficiency But you see through whatever they say It's all an evil conspiracy of blacks and the gay community No, I don't care for another cookie Soccer mom hatred Soccer mom hatred Blame it on the Muslims Blame it on the Jews Soccer mom hatred Soccer mom hatred Blame it on the Hispanics Blame it on the Hindus Honey You're a Nazi! Never underestimate The power of maternal hate Blame it on the Japanese Blame it on the Lebanese Honey You're a Nazi!

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025

You should be welcome now To our show today It's society in a modern way Follow everything I say With your safety in mind Know that we're the only way To a place where the blind lead the blind The more I see Of life in this special way Where the will to live Breaks down from day to day The more i'm sure I am stuck in a big charade Where everyone Is dying to be displayed And when i'm notified That they can't understand my mind Cause there's a doubt I raise my head Up high I'm breaking out because i know it's right Follow everything I say With your safety in mind Know that we're the only way To a place where the blind lead the blind The man behind the mirror hides the truth Well,it's always been like that The man behind the mirror hides the truth

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 26, 2025

All those letters of yours make me feel less lonely. You've simply got to believe you're my one and only. My puppy eyes will make you take the bait. If you love me true we'll help set things straight. Be, be my, be my mur, be my murder, be my murder grew, be my murder groupie. (x2) Be my murder groupie. (x2) Your support and affection mean the world to me. But I need your trust desperately. That shallow life of yours could stand a thrill. If you love me then precious, kill you will. (Be mine) You want a change; you're feeling stuck. An easy prey; a sitting duck. Your existence is healing. I'll read you like an open book. If you love me then precious, kill you will! Be, be my, be my mur, be my murder, be my murder grew, be my murder groupie. (x2) Be my murder groupie. (x2) You want a change; you're feeling stuck. An easy prey; a sitting duck. Your existence is healing. I'll read you like an open book. If you love me then precious, kill you will. (Be mine)x3 Be, be my, be my mur, be my murder, be my murder grew, be my murder groupie. (x4) Be my murder groupie! (x2)

Submitted by Immortal — Apr 26, 2025

No matter how We try and try No matter what Minutes still fly by We try so hard Ain't worth a dime There's no escape From the smell of time Smell of time Bingo, baby, you just won a Prius Would you mind filling out the questionaire? Someone goes on a phishing trip Your life savings vaporize into thin air Masturbation for dummies Carrot lover or carnivore The political agenda Is going out the mahogany door No matter how We try and try No matter what Minutes still fly by We try so hard Ain't worth a dime There's no escape From the smell of time Everyone despises you in the waiting line Spanking that monkey is such a drag You can't bring toothpaste on the plane But we seal your liquor in a special plastic bag Sure, the furniture's cheap But someone always has to pay A Messiah complex the size of the T.Rex Can be yours to own today Besserwissers and assholes Take the exit to the left That console gives you arthritis So no more grand auto theft Climate changes and terrorist threats Have become part of everyday life Mow the lawn at any cost While your brother is banging your wife No matter how We try and try No matter what Minutes still fly by We try so hard Ain't worth a dime There's no escape From the smell of time

Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 26, 2025

Come closer Don't fear me I need you To be near me Much closer So you hear me Come closer Any chance? One last dance Another precious day Another precious hour Another shot of morphine In a life gone sour It feels like a cruel joke At my expense Struggled to come to piece But I'm drowning in turbulence Come closer Don't fear me I need you To be near me Much closer So you hear me Come closer Any chance? One last dance It's also trivial This whole transfusion thing Still I'm checking out Positive as a funny ring Would you do me a favor Since I'm running a bit late My skin is thick Dying is a radical state Come closer Don't fear me I need you To be near me Much closer So you hear me Come closer Any chance? One last dance

Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 26, 2025

Your Cv's impressive your haircut divine hey, that milk lasts a year Starbucks and buttfucks and women's lib your taxi is here Careful Gentle now Do not disturb Global warming SUVs Middle east hate Your space is myspace That facebook profile needs an undate Careful Gentle now Do not disturb Love me, strangle me Jump from the balcony Of your penthhouse Your kid is into amateur porn Just a click from your Microsoft optical mouse Where can aI reach A lGore This weather is simply a bore Careful Gentle now Do not disturb

Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 26, 2025

Spare me your lame excuses You think i find it funny? Take another good look How many times can aperson screw things up? Perhaps you're aiming for that Guinness book? I'm done covering, it's just embarrasing To stick your head into the sand Won't make it go away I know you're not dumb Yet something clearly is missing What did the T-shirt say? Same shit,different day... Wake up brother There's no other Than you to clean it up I don't want to turn my back on you I'll be the last person to abandon the ship But there's a limit to how far One can carry another When all you do is slip and slip and slip No more bull, think a little ahead Fed up listening to your sorry ass voice Never thought i'd call you a fool But these nasty habits of yuo leave no choice Clean it up Clean it up Wake up brother There's no other Than you to clean it up

Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 26, 2025