Every Hole Is a Goal

Me.

Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 26, 2025

These days it seems way too hard to introduce yourself. There is no way if you don’t have money, looks, and wealth. A drug of love seems to be my best friend. Tease all you want I’ll get you in the end. Rohypnol Romance! It’s the only way to go, There’s no way to say no. Faster than a conversation, For easy molestation. In the bedroom she is lifeless but I do not mind. Lack of consent’s not an issue, I’ll have a good time. Slipped in her drink and nobody else saw, Just minutes later she crashed to the fl oor, Rohypnol Romance! Giving me complete control, Every hole is a goal, Get her and then her friend, Will this party never end?

Submitted by The Void — Apr 26, 2025

Oh my hair is in my eyes it’s in my face but I don’t care, I was just trekking along when I got facefucked by a bear, Well I blame my GHDs for the position that I face, Thank Christ no one has a camera I don’t need this on Myspace, As I try to run away from a cock between the eyes, I have no hope of escaping this sexual bear surprise, Oh I’m trying not to choke on this massive bear schlong, Now I close my eyes and wonder how this all went so wrong, Oh God, it’s warm! Luncheon meat truncheon leaves no escape (there’s enough bear there) From this massive bear cock in my face (but I don’t want to share) If I didn’t have this fringe then I could’ve been running, Instead I’m forced down on my knees with this grizzly bear cumming, I thought my snakebites they would chafe but he doesn’t seem to care, But then when I think about it he is an eight-foot fuckoff bear, Oh he must have blown his load over half a dozen times, I guess I must have a talent ‘cause to him it feels sublime, My MCR hoody is fucked my eyeliner starts to run, My new converse well they’re ruined from the onslaught of bear cum, It’s stuck in my throat but now I don’t really give a fuck, Getting raped by a bear turned out to be good luck, To swallow this load I must try my best not to chuck, I never realised just how much I love to suck, Purple helmet warrior attack (there’s too much bear there) Hypnotised by his swinging bear sack (help) Now my throat is in such pain and the bear is thrusting fast, After so many brutal loads this is no longer such a blast, Blood and semen fl owing out in viscous red and white cascades, In my mind I see a tunnel and the light begins to fade, I face my death upon this cock impaled deep within my throat, As I’m beaten in the chin by this mighty bear scrote, Just forget cutting your wrists this is the only way to go, Just get down upon your knees and suck some fat bear chode,

Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 26, 2025

Let me express myself ever so graphically, Of kids prostrated on the altar so seductively, They drive me mad they drive me wild, They make my habit chafe, As long as I’m around no child alive is safe, Molesting kids taking them home it’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it, Swear to me that you’ll never falter and I’ll stick it right up your altar, I’m a Catholic pious as hell but I love it when those children yell, None of the girls only the boys stick it in hard with some room for toys, Wait for the bell to ring children fl ocking in, Hold them behind after class to engage in original sin, Don’t be scared don’t be afraid, What would Jesus do? He’d bend over, a smile on his face and wait for the Holy Glue, Don’t you tell never grow old, Don’t you tell do as you’re told, Be my Peter Pan,

Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 26, 2025

Lying here these robes are shed, I’ve played this moment so much in my head, But you can’t or at least I won’t, I don’t know how you can bleed so much and not die, Every month it’s everywhere how are you still alive, I’m longing for this connection, But it’s swamped by your menstruation, It’s a tide it’s a God damn torrent,

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 26, 2025

She is my perfect girl but there’s some things I’d do that would make her hurl, She’s a fi recrotch and what that means is the curtain and the drapes share the same sheen, Angry dragon it’s in your throat I hit you in the head it comes out your nose, Angry pirate that’s similar you see I get it in your eye then I kick you in the knee, Hayley you’ll never know just how much I need, To knock the back right out of you and spray you with my seed, Spitroast requires a friend we’ll line your ass up then both take an end, Or a three way with Megan Fox I could just stare while you eat her box, Rusty trombone would work for me just a quick reach around while you’re in tongue deep, Alligator fuckhouse is for the pros lock your jaws of death and do a barrel roll, Cleveland steamer, donkey punch, dirty sanchez, a hot lunch, Tony Danza, Boston pancake, space docking, honest Abe,

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 26, 2025

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We’ve come to all or nothing, let’s try this out, A red ocean cascades into the mouth, Scrape the pieces from my eyes, but blood just comes to nothing Next to the big surprise, Blob bunnies fl ying out of your minge we’re going down on a blob bunny binge, One mistake and the trap is sprung uteral lining builds on my tongue, Can’t escape this ceaseless fl ow how was I supposed to know? Is it live or is it dead? it’s tasty despite all I’ve said, I know that I should falter I know that I should quit, I can’t believe the refuse that’s covering my lips, it’s in my beard sticky and red, Creeping down through the sheets staining the bed, I know I should be disgusted by this chewy bunny blob, Will I ever get the taste out of my overfl owing gob? It’s gushing down my face

Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025

I had been out drinking myself half to death My vision was blurred my motor skills had left That’s when I saw her; an angel bathed in divine light I took her home where she showed me one hell of a night But now it seems that three days later something just ain’t right Itching flaking burning breaking keeps me up all night Oh my God my junk is turning green itching like hell And now what is that God awful smell? It’s vile discharge dripping down my legs Tell me what did I do to deserve these rancid gifts? I was looking for the ride of my life what I got was syphilis Everyone said it was plain to see but I could not tell from afar That she’d been round the block more times than a rusty old used car Now it seems my skin is flaking, no mistaking the rash Caught from her sickening diseased unclean gash The crabs and lice are at home in her erogenous zone At the time it felt so right but now it seems that I’m the victim There’s signs of major decay in every single rotting symptom Festering boils sick with disease all that comes out of my penis is cheese From then to now the contrast is stark I find it alarming that it glows in the dark Flaky and rotten smells like a farm mushrooms and fungi can only mean harm Fallen comrade closest of friends once tall and proud has gone green at the end

Submitted by Warbringer — Feb 12, 2026

She used to be such a sweet, sweet girl, But on that night she shattered my entire world, In the blink of an eye her innocence was gone, I never knew that this girl could be so wrong. she said, It’ll be fi ne as long as it goes over my face, It’ll be fi ne as long as there’s no paternity case, It’ll be fi ne as long as you jump off of this ride, It’ll be fi ne as long as you don’t spaff one off inside of me, This is a girl with a high risk of infection, This is a girl who doesn’t care about protection, She was the one that I thought would remain pure, Now it transpires she’s a fi lthy fucking whore, It’ll be fi ne

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 26, 2025

F in the C in the motherfuckin’ house, Wave your shit in the air and shout this fuckin’ out! The Footprints are back and they’re stomped in deep and what they’re gonna do is knock you off your feet! All you motherfuckers better prepare, Scream ‘til you bleed, pump your fi sts in the air! ‘Cos the Pickleweasel’s back and he’s chilling in his lair Drinking whisky by the gallon from his thick armchair He don’t care who you are, if you’ve come very far, at the bar with a jar smokin’ a cigar. If you get in his way then you’d better fucking pray! You’re his prey by the way. It ain’t your day today, wigga! This is the Custard with the motherfuckin’ Prints in! Scream ‘til you’re fl ustered and your eyeballs are wincin’! C’mon motherfucker, make it convincin’! Fuck this party up and lets get the drinks in! The Pickleweasel’s all around, Fuckin’ up your town with his badass sound! Kick up some shit if you wanna survive, Strive to provide, he’ll keep you alive! The idol of the party, the Pickleweasel massive, “Boys down your drinks and girls shake your asses!” If you can’t see it yet, put on yo’ glasses! Footprints bringing this shit to the masses! Send me West motherfucker! You cannot comprehend, What’s goin’ down with our green and purple friend! He ain’t bending no trend where theres nothing to mend, Fuckin’ up the wigga’s he’s a weasely gent! Picklin’ those corpses high up on the ceiling, Cherishing the feeling of the skin as it’s peeling. He’s wheelin’ and dealin’ with a rock hard feelin’, Stealing the innocence and weilding the freedom! And if it’s a good time you want, get the place a pumpin’! C’mon motherfucker, get the place a jumpin’! The Pickleweasel’s here and his rhythm is thumpin’! Get your tits out and he’ll ram his stump in! Bitch motherfucker! This shit is for real! Feeding energy like a 3 course meal! Tits and pussy are fucking ideal! Damn motherfucker, we’ll make them squeal! Keep you alive! Keep you alive!

Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 26, 2025

Lost in a world brought down to it’s knees caught in a typhoon of semen and knob cheese, Forced to set sail in a world swept away doused in creamy peril since that fateful day, I mourn for those lost in this man juice holocaust, Oh this love custard drenched from head to toe, On this sea of dread charting the unknown, Oh this love custard the horizon’s pale, As we ride these waves the sea men set sail, Near to our end never to be free there is no escaping this global bukkake, Search for a shore that ever evades fl eeing from the tyranny of syphilis and AIDS, I mourn for those lost in this sex wee holocaust, There’s no place to go and no safe haven awaits, We are shot forth unto pearly gates, The whole world is drowning humanity is lost, In sweaty man mucus vessels are tossed, Yeah it’s everywhere it’s in your hair vision impaired, There’s no place to go and no safe haven awaits, We are shot forth unto pearly gates, The whole world is drowning humanity is lost, In sweaty man mucus the Earth is embossed, Now the world is nought but dust cemented in my juice, Sprung forth from the vial of my lust my member and I make this truce, To never lay hand to fl esh again to never swoon in ecstacy, To never fall to the needs of man oh spunk-fi lled symphony, And now I sit upon my throne with oils and juices aplenty, Unfulfi lled and wasted I sit alone fl acid coarse and empty, Nothing can I see in my view from my turgid man-juice tower, No blade of grass no sea of blue no animal nor fl ower, I try to stand upon my feet but my legs they do not budge, From the ice-white oozing prison of my own orgasmic sludge, What is this? oh, what is this, this newfound devilry? That does hold me in a chrysalis that does thus torment me? My jeans are stuck and my back is bent but I am not afraid, That this is the cost of a world long spent a debt that must be paid! All that remains now the world is through is a vast viscous ocean of sticky white goo, But nevermind things could still be worse

Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 26, 2025