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Element of life My little dove The sky is blue for you My lovely wife I've got a knife Give me that bottle of glue Element of life Butter butter cup I'd drop it all right now Dearest babe I'm in pain Sniff glue you whore cow Element of life I'll take your hand We'll walk along the sand I'll take your breast And put it down And grab my aerosol glue can
Submitted by Nargaroth — Jun 19, 2026
In Arpil I waited for the Easter Bunny And when He came it sure felt funny In July I stayed up waiting for George Washington Who spilt his seed prematurely on my thumb And in October the Jack-o-Lantern came by And made my bedroom smell like pumpkin pie November was exciting but all my friends were shocked When I slept with all the Pilgrims of Plymouth Rock And in December, Santa put me to the test But I did what he said and I quickly got undressed Now it's January and I'm pressed up to the window pane Wishing and hoping but is it all in vain? It's January, Jesus, January's here When will you show up and pop me in the rear? Jesus, having sex with you is never scary But please don't make me do it with Joseph and Mary!
Submitted by Nargaroth — Jun 19, 2026
Rotten rotten rotten Flipping rotten pancakes Serving salmonella Smiling winking service Doctors like the pancake They like the silver money The cakes are two dollars Rotten rotten rotten Flipping cakes with discolor To serve to hungry patrons The dyrup hides the spoiling That made their stomachs die And fall out of human bodies Leaving angry people Who cannot eat spring of mint
Submitted by Nargaroth — Jun 19, 2026
I shot my face and it was bad So I had my surgeon make me plaid Why, God, why?
Submitted by Nargaroth — Jun 19, 2026
It creeps me makes me weep, wee! To see that roasted piece chunk of cheese Placed on your belly and eating the child Unborn by the will of Mr. Cheng And it creeps me makes me weep, wee! When that piece chunk makes an appearance At the premiere of my 26 films And I go wee wee when cheese eat Mr. Cheng These cheeses creep me make me weep, wee! They eat Cheng and then they eat more men And cheeses, they got the power Cheng's boo boo may cut up you and you and you Big ol' throbbing cheese makes me weep, wee! It carries salmonella through cheese in mayo Mayo can be good can be not so good But it's really bad when it make you poo poo
Submitted by Nargaroth — Jun 19, 2026
Bay Area baseball rules Kids will ditch schools Play the game, it's fun Hot dogs & Coke, the sun! I shoot up smack under my nails To get high and experience life I am free and this is how I want To live, it is good for you
Submitted by Nargaroth — Jun 19, 2026