Chiropractic

Off of Highway Five I won't tell you the exit Is a filthy rest stop Men are having sex at They leave condoms on the ground For innocent dogs to eat They leave syringes in the grass For stepping on with bare feet Kids from my home town Busted for petty stealing Find themselves sentenced To rest stop cleaning I don't want to be the kettle That called the pot black But this rehabilitation scheme Is the wrong attack Kids need role models Like the Four Freshmen or Mercyful Fate. Punish them with rest stop cleaning And beware the monsters you create Kids from my home town Punished by their very birth Let them work fast food jobs Let them prove their worth.

Submitted by Nargaroth — Jun 19, 2026

Got demon's chills Though it's hot as Hell Should've ignored Pepe's coupon Should've stuck to Taco Bell Pepe Gonzalez cooked up some bad food Pepe Gonzalez didn't wash the dishes Pepe Gonzalez didn't check the date on the sour cream These homey little businesses are not what they seem Should have heeded the warning Posted by the county on the door I've been throwing up all morning My stomach muscles are sore

Submitted by Nargaroth — Jun 19, 2026

Pills, pills, dreaded pills Spread for all to see Pills, pills, so many pills Seen by none but me. Tears, tears, painful tears Flowing for all to see Tears, tears, so many tears Seen by none but me. Pain, pain, deathly pain Shown for all to see Pain, pain, so much pain Seen by none but me Death, death, peaceful death There for all to see Death, death, so much death Seen by none but me Pills and tears and pain and death In me, for all to see Dreaded, painful, peaceful death Ignored by all but me The pills give me my means of death The tears for a life to cease The pain for no one caring enough And death to bring me peace.

Submitted by Nargaroth — Jun 19, 2026

They came from Indiana Singing four-part harmony They played their own horns And introduced the "theme LP" When I tried to give up sniffing glue Their music soothed my swollen brain If I am to move forward in life I must demonstrate greater range I admire the Four Freshmen I stenciled their faces on my leather jacket I admire the Four Freshmen When they came to Reno last year My parents released me to see the show Proud of my newfound diversity Fans themselves; happy to go But there was only one Freshman left The others had quit and died I may appear a physical and emotional mess But I am a sensitive man inside.

Submitted by Nargaroth — Jun 19, 2026

Now it is dawn and a new day is born But with a trail of despair The new day was shining but many had gone Farmer Ferdinand Hudson had lost much more than he'd won He sat by a table and cried in his rum The cobwebs hung heavy and dreary beside All that looked at him could barely decide He passed for one day so to sleep in that night And early that morning he died

Submitted by Nargaroth — Jun 19, 2026

Sexy thong bikinis Are the latest rage I package them in small bags I make minimum wage Insert a square of cardboard Sticker the front, and I'm through Most of us who work here Start the day by sniffing glue Mr. Bus Driver Hurry it along Four days straight now I've done wrong I've been late for my job Packing up thongs Mr. Bus Driver Hurry it along The bags are made in China The thongs assembled in Macao The girls on the beach are nearly naked I wish I was with them now It's hot and it's sweaty In this warehouse, and between their legs We are all frustrated people Human powderkegs Mr. Bus Driver Hurry it along My state caseworker Will say he knew it all along That I was unfit That I do not belong Mr. Bus Driver Hurry it along

Submitted by Nargaroth — Jun 19, 2026

You need chiropractic Life-long chiropractic Cradle-to-grave chiropractic Now world-wide, chiropractic My chiropractor is not a doctor My chiropractor used to manage a McDonald's Then he took a course so he could serve us best My right leg he says, is longer than my left In a storefront that used to be a yogurt shop He performs treatments to get the pain to stop Here he roughs you up until your bones snap Insurance won't cover this, they're living in the past Subluxation Free orientation Defensive video Four X-rays, now we know Constipation and depression, traced to your spine Greeted by a pretty lady, two documents to sign Three times weekly, in 9 months you should be well Then it's once a week, until you die and go to Hell

Submitted by Nargaroth — Jun 19, 2026

People are always talking in this little town We are its pride and its shame So we come up in conversation now and again. I knew something was wrong When I overheard a Mormon elder at the Burger King Talking about how to bring the dead boy peace There was a drowning in Coalinga An accidental death, the boy died Now when this kind of thing happens They all start talking about us even more They say the dead boy's life was stolen But we were willing to throw ours away I have said time and time again That our failed suicide pact was a mistake But because we have not cut our hair And joined up with the Mormon Church There's always been this lingering feeling That we think what we did was right You can't bring the dead boy peace By scowling at those of us who are alive We didn't kill your son sorry please You'll never bring the dead boy peace. I didn't know the dead boy But I placed a bouquet of spirulina on his grave There's no hidden messages in our music It's all printed there on the lyric sleeve Pied pipers of death? I can barely breathe! Now get off our cases please

Submitted by Nargaroth — Jun 19, 2026

Coalinga knows how to party Coalinga knows how to party Unlike the city Of Avenal Unlike the city Of Kettleman City Unlike the city City of Kerman We keep on rocking From wheelchairs rolling Let me welcome everybody to the center of the west The city that's protected us as if it were a nest The health care we receive here is the best Pretty nurses shoot us up with winks suggesting sex We were born here and died here yet we're still alive Selling retread tires and colored ice to survive We clip coupons on the weekend take 'em to the store Double value on Tuesdays; so you save even more. I've been in this town since before Taco Bell was serving Back when the local food left your belly churning But now we got chains and we're gonna use them We record tracks in their motherfucking bathroom It's all good For the people in this town Shut the fuck up, The sky here isn't brown Blow a gasket As you pass on through Your car'll never make it You've got some spending to do Coalinga knows how to party Coalinga knows how to party Unlike the city Of Avenal Unlike the city Of Kettleman City Unlike the city City of Kerman We keep on rocking From wheelchairs rolling Save us, save us please save us save us Save us save us please save us please Save us, save us please save us save us Save us save us please save us please Out on the streets of Coalinga We still get stares You think they'd be used to rockers In metal wheelchairs They've seen us in the paper But still they're not all proud Like that old man who sets his hearing aid too loud He called the cops when he saw light still on At Taco Bell at midnight he said he heard a sound The police showed up and pulled the plug at a quarter past We had just begun to lay down our latest tracks. They busted our asses and hauled us off to jail Charged with trespassing, Mrs. Johnson posted bail. Now we gotta go to trial and defend ourselves Fight these motherfucking attorneys from Taco Bell Say what you say but locals came out on our behalf Despite all these Kerman Christians With their anti-metal tracts We're still alive unlike Terry Kath Pretty nurses in bra and panties Give us sponge baths

Submitted by Nargaroth — Jun 19, 2026