Whipped!

Do you take what's in the box or what's behind door 213? Chocolate man's gone crazy, he's in the Oxford up the street Gonna take the Green River boat ride with a Sea-Tac walking ho With a cast of killers, Black and Decker drillers Fucked up mental load Hides the hooded zodiac, hey baby, what's your sign? Got San Francisco shaking like the San Andreas line Chuckie's selling time share at the San Quentin country club Gien's the mean lone furniture fiend Selling tickets to his house of blood The sweat beads up as the devil in you Winds your ticking time bomb and lights your vicious fuse Gone, gone, daddy, you're really gone On your bed of tales you somber on Gone, gone, daddy You're just a body thief (Just a body thief) Gone, gone, daddy, you're really gone Does it get you high? Does it turn you on? Gone, gone, daddy You're just a body thief (Just a body thief) Teddy scared my mother and the collegiate debutante Clicked the switch and watched him twitch, we fried the bastard raw Jeff's got one foot in the closet, one hand in the cookie jar That ain't Palmolive you're soaking in, it's the flesh remover sauce The sweat beads up as the devil in you Winds your ticking time bomb and lights your vicious fuse Gone, gone, daddy, you're really gone On your bed of tales you somber on Gone, gone, daddy You're just a body thief (Just a body thief) Gone, gone, daddy, you're really gone Does it get you high? Does it turn you on? Gone, gone, daddy You're just a body thief (Just a body thief) Gone, gone, daddy, you're really gone On your bed of tales you somber on Gone, gone, daddy You're just a body thief (Just a body thief) Gone, gone, daddy, you're really gone Does it get you high? Does it turn you on? Gone, gone, daddy You're just a body thief (Just a body thief) Gone, gone, daddy, you're really gone On your bed of tales you somber on Gone, gone, daddy You're just a body thief (Just a body thief) Gone, gone, daddy, you're really gone Does it get you high? Does it turn you on? Gone, gone, daddy You're just a body thief (Just a body thief) Gone, gone, daddy, you're really gone On your bed of tales you somber on Gone, gone, daddy You're just a body thief (Just a body thief) Gone, gone, daddy, you're really gone Does it get you high? Does it turn you on? Gone, gone, daddy You're just a body thief Gone, gone, daddy, you're really gone On your bed of tales you somber on Gone, gone, daddy You're just a body thief Gone, gone, daddy, you're really gone Does it get you high? Does it turn you on?

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Feb 24, 2026

Meet Jack the bastard He's born without a face He breeds disaster Everywhere he stays Searching for his maker Which he may never find His mama was a shaker With a sweet heart-shaped behind He just goes any way the wind blows He doesn't know the way It doesn't matter which way the wheels roll He doesn't know the way Meet Jack the bastard (Bastard) Oh no, oh no, no, oh no, no Meet Jack the bastard He's a manic mayday He's another Attila the Hun Someone pissed in his Wheaties No picnic for the father and son Searching for gold in a coal mine Just turns your fingers black From Seattle to the Carolines With a dead monkey on your back He just goes any way the wind blows He doesn't know the way It doesn't matter which way the wheels roll He doesn't know the way Meet Jack the bastard (Bastard) Oh no, oh no, no, oh no, no Meet Jack the bastard (Bastard) He's a son of a bitch and he's bruised and he's pissed, he's alone Oh no, oh no, no, oh no, no Meet Jack the bastard (Bastard) He just goes any way the wind blows He doesn't know the way It doesn't matter which way the wheels roll He doesn't know the way Meet Jack the bastard (Bastard) Oh no, oh no, no, oh no, no Meet Jack the bastard (Bastard) He's a son of a bitch and he's bruised and he's pissed, he's alone Oh no, oh no, no, oh no, no Meet Jack the bastard (Bastard) Oh no, oh no, no, oh no, no Meet Jack the bastard (Bastard) He's a son of a bitch and he's bruised and he's pissed, he's alone Oh no, oh no, no

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Feb 24, 2026

You got the right pronunciation You got the meaning all wrong It's my, my first edition Revise it if you like But just remember it's a young man's book of bones There's more to me than the words I read Is it a language that's new to you? And if you open your eyes instead of your legs I wouldn't have to spell it out for you She just loves me for my big dictionary She wants my vocabulary Complete from A to Z She just loves me for my big dictionary Mary, Mary's quite contrary The sorest girl you've ever seen Can you ride my composition? It's a tongue-in-cheek religion That I simply just made up Maybe it's my, my superstition You don't love me for my rhyme Well, you know it's just my luck There's more to me than the words I read Is it a language that's new to you? And if you open your eyes instead of your legs I wouldn't have to spell it out for you She just loves me for my big dictionary She wants my vocabulary Complete from A to Z She just loves me for my big dictionary Mary, Mary's quite contrary The sorest girl you've ever seen "Hey there, sunflower If I was to let your fingers do the walking through my fellow pages Would you know what they mean?" "Oh yes I would, I know I would and between them I'll read" She just loves me for my big dictionary She wants my vocabulary Complete from A to Z She just loves me for my big dictionary Mary, Mary's quite contrary The sorest girl you've ever seen She just loves me for my big dictionary She wants my vocabulary Complete from A to Z Well, she just loves me for my big dictionary Mary, Mary's quite contrary The sorest girl you've ever seen

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Feb 24, 2026

Loose lips and poker chips If you're gonna talk speakeasy to me Trash Can Louie knows the secret word For a shiny dime he'll give it to me They pay the fuzz and rub the judge Grease the local D. A It's down at the end of lonely street Where Ruby's doves give it away And behind the two-way mirrors Cheap and nasty, nasty girls Threads just disappear Madam Ruby's love boutique A sex shop Mon Cheri What this boy calls fun others call obscene Madam Ruby's love boutique Cheeks as smooth as crepe de chine At Madam Ruby's love boutique A snap-on diva from across the room Blows a little kiss to me You can smell the magic of that bone dragon Swinging her hips over to me Up the stairs and down the hall To love room number five Put your token in her vibrating box And watch Sadie come, come alive

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Feb 24, 2026

What could I have done to make you hit so hard And your cigarette is not the only thing that left a scar You make me feel like painting the bathroom red I better leave before I'm brain dead It's the only way out It's the way out of here It's the only way out It's the way out of here Well it's the only way, well it's the only way out Momma says you're not supposed to touch me there Oh be a good little girl and give daddy your Teddy bear Now she's on the corner selling lemonade Papa selling pictures of her in the cage There are some things that you can never ignore There's so much sick folk in this world we adore

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Feb 24, 2026

Bitten by the bed bug she slipped in the slime Said I remember everything was fine Had the boys wrapped around her finger back in her prime She used to play the violin thinking everything divine How long must you play With your pins and needles The wrong prick will take you away Like it or not This old maid lives in wonderland This old maid seems to sink even deeper in her own quicksand Always digging for gold always in the wrong place A brown nose and a dirty smile you better wash it off your face Junk is your religion it's the only thing that makes you pray You used to look like Marilyn now you look through window pain How long must you play With your pins and needles The wrong prick will take you away Believe it or not This old maid lives in wonderland This old maid seems to sink even deeper in her own quicksand This old maid lives in wonderland This old maid dances with the leeches, they're walking hand in hand

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Feb 24, 2026

Who said that money was everything Well that's a crock, you know what I'm saying When the well runs dry Say goodbye to fair weather friends If I need a hug And feel like crawling under a rug If I fell on my face I know that you'd be there to help me up Cause it's you, only you that makes me strong Cause there ain't nobody, no Gonna make me live my life alone A friend won't leave me lying in the road While the others they just pelt me with their sticks and stones Won't steal my money Won't rob my home or take my honey I hope my friend will always be there while I grow old Lovers they come and go Like ships to a dock, a bunch of heartbreakers they are They blind you with their innocence And tie your heart in knots If I need some hope And I feel like I'm at the end of my rope You make that funny face You're always there to cheer me up Cause it's you, only you that will take me along Cause there ain't nobody, no I'd rather have to help me sing a song A friend won't leave me lying in the road While the others they just pelt me with their sticks and stones Won't steal my money Won't rob my home or take my honey I hope my friend will always be there while I grow old Won't think it's funny And stand up for me, while others call me a dummy A friend will always be there when I grow A friend will always be there when I grow A friend will always be there when I grow old

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Feb 24, 2026

You guys think you're so fucking cool 'cause you're in Faster P-P-P-Pussy-Pussy-Pussy-Pussy-Pussy-Pussycat You guys might have gone gold But have you gone platinum, platinum, platinum? I don't think so When was the last time your video was on TV? (We don't give a shit what the fuck you think) Hey, we just done slapped a dick across their head and gave 'em a big ol' welt I never said that I slept with you on the Sally Jesse Raphael Show But I think you should remember what did indeed occur (We don't give a shit what the fuck you think) I was wondering if, uh, the shit that was said on the Sally Jesse Raphael Show was true 'Cause, boy, they were two ugly bitches Tinsel town Hollywood queer (We don't give a shit what the fuck you think) You are my, you are my dream man You are my idol Please call me I don't think so You guys have no musical integrity (We don't give a shit what the fuck you think) You have no musical ability You got some lipstick I can borrow? Don't get choked sucking off your band members' cocks You fuckin' cheese puff faggot (We don't give a shit what the fuck you think) You got some lipstick I can borrow? Fuckin', fuckin' little faggot users Cram it in, balls and all I don't think so Faster Pussycat? They suck (We don't give a shit what the fuck you think) I happen to think that you're all a bunch of cum guzzling prick dripping assholes (We don't give a shit what the fuck you think) Faster Pussycat is god End of message I don't think so

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Feb 24, 2026

Booty, booty Well, here's a story about a floppy romp All in all it seemed so fun You got a rotten bladder and bad kidneys That's why she wears plastic sheets Her butt, it drags along the street Now there are no room for me She'd be so pretty if she went on a diet Come on, fat bitch, just try it Fat girl She tried to sit on me Fat girl She's way too fat for me Fat girl Maximum density Fat girl She tried to squeeze the shit out of me Loose booty Loose booty Big ol' bitty had a buffalo butt You thought that was big, you should've seen her gut On her butt was a sign that said "Wide Load" She's so big, she's got her own zip code That lady can house a family of four Give me a chimichanga, please señor She was so obese, she broke my bed All fat chicks give good head Fat girl Her legs looked like cottage cheese Fat girl There's just so much left to squeeze Fat girl Her scent, it makes me wheeze Fat girl ??????????? I ain't' gonna touch you, gonna walk on by Loose booty 36-24-36 Times 5 Booty booty You beat the herd of Guernseys And you took first prize Loose booty L - O - O - S - E B - O - O - T - Y Loose booty Fat girl She tried to eat me Fat girl She's a real live rolly-polly Fat girl She think's I'm ice cream Fat girl Yeeeech, She's fuckin' ugly I ain't' gonna touch you, gonna walk on by Loose booty When I see you wolfin' down those marshmallow pies Booty booty My brother's in the crack juice, it's his second dive Stinky Booty L - O - O - S - E B - O - O - T - Y Stinky stinky booty Loose Booty

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Feb 24, 2026

I left the evergreen combat zone For a taste of a sweeter life for me, yeah The star dog left the mother bone For a jewel he'd never find or see, oh yeah You may have hated me, I don't know But I loved the way you played your role You couldn't stop to kick the jive It left your kin with salty eyes Hey Mr. Lovedog (Mr. Lovedog) You will always be The one back home that could've had it all Hey Mr. Lovedog (Mr. Lovedog) Lord knows you never really knew me God bless your velvet gifted soul Makes no sense at all Now you're the holy roller With the hub cap diamond star halo, yeah This is goodbye to Captain Hi-Top Hope your Pearl Jam can keep it strong They may have hated me, I don't know But I loved the way you played your role You couldn't stop to kick the jive It left your kin with salty eyes Hey Mr. Lovedog (Mr. Lovedog) You will always be The one back home that should've had it all Hey Mr. Lovedog (Mr. Lovedog) Lord knows you never really knew me God bless your velvet gifted soul Makes no sense at all Higher and higher and higher and higher we go Where it stops, nobody knows (Nobody knows) Higher and higher and higher and higher we go Where it stops, nobody knows (Nobody knows) Higher and higher and higher and higher we go Where it stops, nobody knows (Nobody knows) You might have liked me, I don't know But I loved the way you played your role You couldn't stop to kick the jive It left your kin with salty eyes Hey Mr. Lovedog (Mr. Lovedog) You will always be The one back home that should've had it all Hey Mr. Lovedog (Mr. Lovedog) Lord knows you never really knew me God bless your velvet gifted soul Hey Mr. Lovedog (Mr. Lovedog) You will always be Hey Mr. Lovedog (The one back home that should've had it all) Oh, you could've had it all Hey Mr. Lovedog (Mr. Lovedog) Lord knows you never really knew me Hey Mr. Lovedog (God bless your velvet gifted soul) Makes no sense at all Higher and higher and higher and higher we go Higher and higher and higher and higher we go Where it stops, nobody knows Higher and higher and higher and higher we go Higher and higher and higher and higher we go Where it stops, nobody knows Higher and higher and higher and higher we go Where it stops, nobody knows Higher and higher and higher and higher we go Where it stops, nobody knows Higher and higher and higher and higher we go Where it stops, nobody knows Higher and higher and higher and higher we go Where it stops, nobody knows Higher and higher and higher

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Feb 24, 2026

I'm a stoned lone flunky that didn't kiss your Ask me questions, I didn't pass your test I'm the poster boy for delinquent debauchery I'm incognito, got my Al Capone sunglasses The Babylon night crawler With a prima donna on my wing Gonna make some noise before I die And shoot the bullet I loaded Can't catch me if you tried, anyway I'm gonna live with no remorse or sorrow The devil made me do it and I'd do it again Don't care if I slip into a grave tomorrow Cause when I go out I'm going out with a bang Freeze this is a stick up in your Ask and thy shall receive a sentence Life in confinement ain't a life for me I ditched the police man Still got my Smith & Wesson cuffs That links me to the money My head bone is connected to her lip bone Dig it, I ain't your wallflower Ain't your puppet, ain't no saint Call me old fashion But I'll do ya on the first date The devil made me do it and I'd do it again I'm gonna go out with a bang The devil made me do it and I'd do it again I'm gonna go out with a bang

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Feb 24, 2026