Faster Pussycat
Album • 2006
Miserable and old Really gotta hand it to you Really gotta hand it to you Are you positive? Absolutely sure? Well just get dressed, don't do this Just get dressed, don't do this You spent the night lit and listening to Miles Davis You said that makes you want to fall in love Or be smart enough to keep your distance You can't decide, you can't decide We're gonna die like this, you know Miserable and old Really gotta hand it to you Really gotta hand it to you Well just so you know (Are you positive?) When we get home (Absolutely sure) We're through (Just get dressed, don't do this) We're through (Just get dressed, don't do this) It's a long way back south and to where I belong Oh yeah you've been there once or twice and you still don't like it I say, "You just never gave it a chance" Well give me a chance, give me a chance Besides, did you ever stop to think If we could keep this up, living like thieves? But you can't decide, you can't decide No you can't decide, well you can't decide We're gonna die like this, you know Miserable and old Really gotta hand it to you Really gotta hand it to you Well just so you know (Are you positive?) When we get home (Absolutely sure) We're through (Just get dressed, don't do this) We're through (Just get dressed, don't do this) Are you positive? Absolutely sure? Are you positive? We're gonna die like this, you know Miserable and old Really gotta hand it to you Really gotta hand it to you Well just so you know (We're gonna die like this, you know) When we get home (Miserable and old) We're through (Really gotta hand it to you) We're through (Really gotta hand it to you) Just so you know (Are you positive?) When we get home (Absolutely sure) We're through (Just get dressed, don't do this) We're through (Just get dressed, don't do this) Well just so you know When we get home We're through Well just so you know When we get home We're through Miserable and old
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Feb 24, 2026
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C'est Cheese Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's As a little boy I dreamed of playing rock and roll Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold Seven figure income from a six string guitar Dating gorgeous women and drivin' custom cars Then it happened when my record went gold Now I'm thinking what'll I do when I get old? Can't live forever as the king of rock That's why I'm investing in some blue chip stock I got sex, drugs, and rrsps I'm a rock and roller with financial security Sex, drugs and rrsps I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity I'm a modern rebel with a cause I like finding loopholes in the new tax laws My fans are reading 'bout me in the rolling stone While I'm talking to my broker on the telephone On stage I run around like some animal But all my money's in a compound annual This life is dangerous but I don't care 'cause I got insurance on my guitar and my hair! I got sex, drugs, and rrsps I'm a rock and roller with financial security Sex, drugs and rrsps I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity We used to be such a happy band.. Phil and Nick and Bob and Stan But Phil choked on his vomit And then Nick choked on his vomit And then Stan choked on his vomit And then so did Bob What a bunch of idiots! Their deaths sure meant an awful lot to me 'Cause now I'm getting all their royalties They would have spent them on women and booze But me I got commodities that just can't lose! I got sex, drugs, and rrsps I'm a rock and roller with financial security Sex, drugs and rrsps I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity I got sex, drugs, and rrsps I'm a rock and roller with financial security Sex, drugs and rrsps I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity!!! Hey guys, I brought beer! History is made by stupid people Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antarctica Columbus made history thinking some island was India General Custer's a national hero for not knowing when to run All of these men are famous And they're also very dumb History is made by stupid people Clever people wouldn't even try If you want a place in the history books Then do something dumb before you die Nobility are famous for no reason Mary Antoinette enjoyed her cake She caused a revolution when she would not share And her husband lost his head for that mistake The Hindenburg was a giant Zeppelin Its makers made a minor oversight Before they filled it up with explosive gas They should have fixed the no-smoking light 'Cause... History is made by stupid people Clever people wouldn't even try If you want a place in the history books Then do something dumb before you die Tally-ho! tally-ho! Our king and country's honour we will save! Tally-ho! tally-ho! We're marching into history and the grave! So if your son and daughter seem too lazy Sitting there watching bad tv Just remember you should be quite grateful At least they are not making history 'Cause... History is made by stupid people Clever people wouldn't even try If you want a place in the history books Then do something dumb before you die Yes... Do something dumb before you die Yes... Do something dumb before you die C'est Cheese Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Feb 24, 2026
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You keep saying you got something for me Something you call love but confess You've been a'messin' where you shouldn't 've been a'messin' And now someone else is getting all your best Well, these boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you You keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin' You keep losing when you oughta not bet You keep samin' when you oughta be a'changin' What's right is right but you ain't been right yet These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you (Guitar) You keep playing where you shouldn't be playing And you keep thinking that you'll never get burned Well, I've just found me a brand new box of matches And what she knows you ain't had time to learn These boots were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you Get ready, boots! Start WAAAAAAAAAAA! alright now! They're made for walking and that's what they'll do!
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Feb 24, 2026
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Porn Star Porn star, porn star Oh I'm coming, sugar yes I'm coming I'm coming for you Just a click then you're bucking Up and down you're fucking Yeah, do it like that Yeah, do it like I like you to I turn it on, I turn it up You show me what you got You turn me on, can't turn you off You're just so fucking hot Porn star I'll fuck you just the way you are Don't bother changing for me I'll rewind and pause you Porn star I want you just the way you are Don't bother changing for me I'll rewind and pause you I love to watch you, take it from behind Seems to make you, smile You love the rock, love the roll It's pretty wet in that, pretty hole I'm T, I dig your double D You got your DP booty ass Bouncing on my TV With a click, I grab my dick Get it all wet yeah Soak it, stroke it, choke it Blag the ripper mother fucker and I'm knocking them down Yeah I fucked everything in this town
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Feb 24, 2026
Generation of degeneration A nomination for my domination It's a no relation, kind of fornication Lubrication for my masturbation Ooh, la la Yes, I understand your French Ooh, la la The ass is sweeter On the other side of the fence Your lips, take control Here lies the power & the glory hole Fascination and imagination Your simulation, gives me good vibrations My deviation makes temptation Ejaculation's my salvation
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Feb 24, 2026
Baby, baby standing at the bar Well, wrap your lips around my fat cigar Baby, baby get on your knees 'Cause I want you to worship me I don't care who you are I just wanna fuck in your car Shut up and fuck Shut up and fuck Some people might called ya slut What can I say, I wanna bust an X (nut) I strap on my biggest dildo It makes me hot when you're screaming "no" I don't wanna know your name I just wanna fuckin' get laid Shut up and fuck Shut up and fuck I don't want conversation I just want pussy penetration I don't want you to be mine I just wanna sixty-nine Shut up and fuck Shut up and fuck Shut up and fuck Shut up and fuck
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Feb 24, 2026
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