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Saw a number written on the wall Said, "For a good time call Dial 281-7668." Hey baby, I can't wait I got your number off the bathroom wall Pick up the phone and I start to think I get excited when it starts to ring What will she look like? What will she say? If it's good I'll call her everyday I got your number off the bathroom wall Got your number off the bathroom wall And I decided it was about time I made the call You answered the phone in a sexy voice I got excited and I had no choice To put another dime in the telephone 'Cause my number's alone at home I got your number off the bathroom wall Got your number off the bathroom wall And I decided it was about time I made the call Saw your number written on the wall Said baby, "For a good time call Dial 281-7668." Hey baby I can't wait I got your number off the bathroom wall Got your number off the bathroom wall And I decided it was about time I made the call Got your number off the bathroom wall Boy, am I lucky that I didn't use the other stall

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Feb 24, 2026

Baby, baby why won't you let me be You're a major pain in the ass, I do need the hassle can't ya see Please I need some piece of mind That I was hoping I could find But you just kept a buggin Till I was crawling under the rug and baby Stressing, jump back baby back away Get off my back you monkey Ya got my nerves jumping like a junkie today Poison ivy ya come creeping up right behind me You make me itch baby you're so unkind Poison ivy you're like poison ivy You make me itch and I'm out of calamine So this is how you get your kicks Licking up everything after me Baby don't pet my dog and certainly don't mess with my birds or my bees Jesus I got a peeping Tom And I was hoping she was gone But she just kept a knocking Till I was crawling under a rock and baby Stressing, jump back baby back away Get off my back you monkey Ya got my nerves jumping like a junkie today Poison ivy ya come creeping up right behind me You make me itch baby you're so unkind Poison ivy you're like poison ivy You make me itch and I'm out of calamine Poison ivy ya come creeping up right behind me You make me itch baby you're so unkind Poison ivy you're like poison ivy You make me itch and I'm out of calamine

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Feb 24, 2026

Painted a perfect picture And busted my frame With all this cheap ass talking You need an oxygen tank If you're gonna do it, do it right Got to catch the flow, got to hit em low I get high between the thighs Damned if I do, damned if I don't Someone's always watching me Turn on the news and hear what I'm gonna do Before it ever happens to me With a slip of the tongue I'm in deep shit I'm so bad off I can taste it Bury myself with a slip of the tongue Lick it to the left and take it up Then lick to the right My baby likes my Model-T, I'm parkin it tonight Gotta watch what I do Gotta watch what I say There's alway one f*cked up damn bum That gets in my way Damned if I do, damned if I don't Someone's always watching me Turn on the news and hear what I'm gonna do Before it ever happens to me With a slip of the tongue I'm in deep shit I'm so bad off I can taste it Bury myself with a slip of the tongue I got a psychopathic love That fits like a glove My baby bucks like a bronco When I start to shove Get your, get your, get your feet up to your ears Slam it home and take me to Rome And watch me disappear Damned if I do, damned if I don't Someone's always watching me Turn on the news and hear what I'm gonna do Before it ever happens to me With a slip of the tongue I'm in deep shit I'm so bad off I can taste it Bury myself with a slip of the tongue

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Feb 24, 2026

Livin' in L.A. is so much a fight Boy you is ugly and your girlfriend weighs a ton We was sittin' in our car in a traffic jam And some tourist started screamin', "Hey, ain't you that guy in Wham?" No We won't shut up We're just babblin' on and on Babylon Babblin' on and on Shut up PPPUSSYCAT Shut up Man That hoochie-koochie made me dizzy Cowabunga I said shut your face and take off what you got under Went outside Said your place Not mine Toss her panties on the couch and she smells like she might die No We won't shut up We're just babblin' on and on Babylon Babblin' on and on Caught in a Bel-Air with Buffy and Biffy Some homeboy says "Hey guys Want some sniffy?" On the trigger was a punch and we put a Spanish Fly Biffy's without spot And Buffy's on my thigh No We won't shut up We're just babblin' on and on Babylon Babblin' on and on PPPPUSSYCAT Shut up PPPPUSSYCAT Shut up PPPPUSSYCAT Shut up Shut up PPPPUSSYCAT Shut up

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Feb 24, 2026

A little past suppertime I'm still out on the porch step sitting on my behind Waiting for you Wondering if everything is alright Momma said, "Come in boy, don't waste your time." I said, "I've got time Well, he'll be here soon." Five years old and talking to myself Where were you? Where'd you go? Daddy, can't you tell? I'm not trying to fake it And I ain't the one to blame There's no one home In my house of pain I didn't write these pages And my script's been rearranged No, there's no one home In my house of pain Wasn't I worth the time? A boy needs a daddy like a dance to mime and all the time I looked up to you I paced my room a million times And all I ever got was on big line, the same old lie How could you? Well, I was eighteen and still talking to myself Where were you? Where'd you go? Daddy can't you tell? I'm not trying to fake it And I ain't the one to blame There's no one home In my house of pain I didn't write these pages And my script's been rearranged No, there's no one home In my house of pain And I'm alone again Well, if I learned anything from this...it's how to live on my own

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Feb 24, 2026