Where Moshers Dwell
Dear Moshoholics!<br/> Friends of all things horror and metal!<br/> Welcome to your nightmare.<br/> Welcome to... where moshers dwell.
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Welcome to your nightmare<br/> Where life will end in pain<br/> First you meet your maker<br/> Then you go insane<br/> <br/> A dark mansion of metal<br/> Will be your last domain<br/> In this house of F.K.Ü.<br/> Four evil forces reign<br/> <br/> (Pre-Chorus:)<br/> Slashing<br/> Thrashing<br/> Moshing<br/> ...'Til death<br/> <br/> (Chorus:)<br/> This is where mosh pits grow<br/> Where you thrash and die real slow<br/> You are just south of hell<br/> Welcome to where moshers dwell<br/> <br/> Call him daddy Freddy<br/> To him you must obey<br/> Best to treat him nicely<br/> Or you will be his prey<br/> <br/> You must know Jason Voorhees<br/> We gave the boy a home<br/> Still the man behind the mask<br/> In here he will roam<br/> <br/> (Pre-Chorus)<br/> <br/> (Chorus)<br/> <br/> In our boiler room supreme<br/> No one else can hear you scream<br/> It's not heaven it's not hell<br/> This is it, where moshers dwell<br/> <br/> Watch for Michael Myers<br/> He likes to play with knifes<br/> Not a fan of trick or treat<br/> But of ending lives<br/> <br/> We hope that you will like it<br/> Your nightmare has come true<br/> Pinhead, Spinell, Leatherface<br/> They're all part of our Crü<br/> <br/> (Pre-Chorus)<br/> <br/> (Chorus)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Synchronize your thrashing <br/> With our moshoholic sound <br/> Endless slashing and bashing <br/> When F.K.Ü. comes to town <br/> <br/> Engaging on full power <br/> Heading for overload <br/> Said you had enough but you lied <br/> Bang your head, ready to explode <br/> <br/> (Pre-Chorus) <br/> Our moshoholic breed will exceed your need! <br/> <br/> (Chorus) <br/> We seek, we aim and then we fire <br/> You'll get what you deserve <br/> Your need to thrash is dire <br/> <br/> We seek, we aim and then we fire <br/> You'll get what you deserve <br/> Your need to thrash is dire <br/> It's a twitch of the thrash nerve <br/> <br/> Reckless devastation <br/> The answer to your desire <br/> Thrashing with pure aggression <br/> Never slow down, never tire <br/> <br/> Moshing like a maniac <br/> There's nothing that can stop you <br/> Causing a massive heart attack <br/> But dead thrashers mosh too <br/> <br/> (Pre-Chorus) <br/> <br/> (Chorus) <br/> <br/> There is nowhere to hide <br/> It's a spreading nationwide <br/> A new world order <br/> Extreme moshover <br/> A new era is born <br/> Fist bang and devil horn <br/> They're just poor substitutes <br/> For the four finger salute <br/> <br/> So put them in the air <br/> And swear allegiance to the ünderwear <br/> Congregate, moshers stand strong <br/> And sing along <br/> <br/> (Pre-Chorus) <br/> <br/> (Chorus)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Beware of his six-string attack<br/> He's no ordinary Joe Six-Pack<br/> Faster than you'll ever live to be<br/> Riff meister to a deadly degree<br/> <br/> Humanuclear device, fuming with rage<br/> He's Radiation Joe, breaking the cage<br/> Hey! Stand back! The right decision<br/> There's no way you'll win this competition<br/> <br/> (Chorus:)<br/> Turn out the light and watch him glow in the dark<br/> You may as well accept he's faster than the shark<br/> <br/> Commander of the powersurge<br/> Dictator of the metal church<br/> Watch him reach critical mass<br/> Forcing metal up your ass<br/> <br/> Unknowingly blessed, his licks unfolds<br/> Supercharged, unveil the power he holds<br/> Unearthly shredding, so it shall be done<br/> He'll take it to the limit going defcon 1<br/> <br/> (Chorus)<br/> <br/> A guitar demon, showing no mercy<br/> Finger-tapping frenzy and whammy-bar abuse<br/> Stunning your senses, blinding your eyes<br/> First comes submission, then you die<br/> <br/> (Radioactive lead)<br/> <br/> (Chorus)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Stand in the back, you try to look cool<br/> Reality check! You look like a fool<br/> You try to hide but we'll seek you out<br/> And teach you what thrashing's all about<br/> <br/> You're not the first, we know your kind<br/> We'll penetrate your unwilling mind<br/> Become a moshoholic, no use to refuse<br/> There's no excuse<br/> <br/> (Pre-Chorus:)<br/> And now it's up to you<br/> Beaten bloody, black and blue<br/> Nothing left for you to prove<br/> Except your ability to move<br/> <br/> (Chorus:)<br/> The pit the poser<br/> The poser and the pit<br/> Do dare come closer<br/> You know you want to, just admit it!<br/> <br/> The pit the poser<br/> The poser and the pit<br/> Do dare come closer<br/> Even if you get hit, there's no way we'll let you quit!<br/> <br/> We know you wanna, time to realize<br/> You've got it in you, we see it in your eyes<br/> Time to make a choice and stop pretending<br/> Because this shit is never-ending<br/> <br/> Once you're addicted there's no way out<br/> Four finger salute! You scream and shout<br/> When the horror and the metal takes control<br/> The evil ünderwear has taken its toll<br/> <br/> (Pre-Chorus)<br/> <br/> (Chorus)<br/> <br/> We know what thrashing's all about<br/> You push and shove and we scream and shout!<br/> Moshoholics, we must stand as one<br/> <br/> (Pre-Chorus)<br/> <br/> (Chorus)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Dead and buried, there's no guarantee<br/> In potters bluff there's no real R.I.P.<br/> Introducing William Dobbs, mortician<br/> Serving the dead in the time of need<br/> <br/> In this town there are dead men walking<br/> There's always a body ready at hand<br/> Black magic or a medical breakthrough?<br/> Re-animated corpses under his command<br/> <br/> (Chorus:)<br/> Sadistic mentor<br/> Morbid inventor<br/> The re-animator of life<br/> An artist with the knife<br/> Dead coroner<br/> <br/> Murder as art, corpse painter supreme<br/> People here never end up in an urn<br/> Death's just the beginning of his evil scheme<br/> Can't kill his children, they always return<br/> <br/> Need them disfigured to work his skills<br/> People check in and corpses check out<br/> He's the mastermind behind the kills<br/> A real life puppet master, no doubt<br/> <br/> (Chorus)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Instrumental
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
There's a deadly gas in the air tonight<br/> Oh yeah, the dead are putting up a fight<br/> On a rapage through Louisville, Kentucky<br/> Go ahead punk, do you feel lucky?<br/> <br/> These dead are mean, rude and hungry<br/> Back from the grave and ready to party<br/> This time you cannot kill what's already dead<br/> Run for your life babe, hold on to your head<br/> <br/> (Chorus:)<br/> Hate your guts, love your brain<br/> To them your brain equals novocain<br/> Hate your guts, love your brain<br/> Zombifaction, here comes the pain<br/> <br/> Hate your guts<br/> <br/> It's not the night or dawn or even the day<br/> No way, these fucks are here to stay<br/> And if you shoot them right between the eyes<br/> That's when you're in for the biggest surprise<br/> <br/> Rotten to the core but they know what they need<br/> Zombie chow or fallout, your end is guaranteed<br/> They dig you like the maggots diggin' the grave<br/> The grey and white matter is what they crave<br/> <br/> (Chorus)<br/> <br/> Tar-Man and his smelly friends<br/> They have a hunger and they have the speed<br/> Brainless that is how it ends<br/> 'Cause on your warm brain they will feed<br/> Send more paramedics please<br/> Your end will come fast if you are lucky<br/> And send more cops 'cause there's something<br/> Rotting running around in the state of Kentucky<br/> <br/> (Chorus)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Nathan Grantham died, screaming for his cake<br/> Dirty bitch, what he called her, a deadly mistake<br/> Hatred, what she felt, she wanted to see him dead<br/> Weaponed with a marble ashtray she bashed his head<br/> <br/> (Pre-Chorus:)<br/> Guilt! Feeling remorse would be a lie<br/> Obsolete! That old evil bastard had to die<br/> <br/> (Chorus:)<br/> I want my cake<br/> Been rotting here for all these years<br/> He's had enough now he's pissed and awake<br/> Give me my cake<br/> You can't escape, this geezer will kill you<br/> But first he will catch you and force you to bake<br/> <br/> Gathered, to celebrate, his death that made them rich<br/> Vultures, living of his money, ain't death a bitch?<br/> <br/> (Pre-Chorus)<br/> <br/> (Chorus)<br/> <br/> Bedelia<br/> <br/> (Bake-a-break:)<br/> Back from the grave, to get my cake<br/> Sweet taste of revenge<br/> It's fathers day, I'll make you bake<br/> Today I will avenge<br/> Back from the grave, a big mistake<br/> To kill your own father<br/> It's fathers day, your life I'll take<br/> Sylvia's head for a starter<br/> <br/> Enter her fathers grave, she will face her fate<br/> It's fathers day, but today aunt Bedilia will be late<br/> <br/> (Pre-Chorus)<br/> <br/> (Chorus)<br/> <br/> They're gonna try but they cannot escape<br/> He will get his cake, a head on a plate
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
A violent summer storm gave them birth<br/> One million volts into the earth<br/> Emerging from the ground they've come for you<br/> Nowhere to hide what can you do?<br/> <br/> The worms<br/> <br/> They crave the human flesh it's what they eat<br/> Carnivorous maggots like their meat<br/> You've come to realize this must be<br/> The end of all humanity<br/> <br/> The worms<br/> The horror
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Chuck (x5)<br/> <br/> (Chorus:)<br/> Sleepwalker Texas Ranger<br/> If you're an unsuspected stranger<br/> You're in grave danger<br/> Cause he's Chuck out of luck<br/> <br/> He wakes up all drenched in sweat<br/> Lost mission to serve and to protect<br/> Blood on his hands, hat on his head<br/> He is the law but he's no Judge Dredd<br/> <br/> Chuck (x5)<br/> <br/> (Chorus)<br/> <br/> Can't take it, life off-screen really does suck<br/> Narcolepsy, in his character he's stuck<br/> Hitting the streets night after night<br/> Kicking and jumping and fighting the fight<br/> <br/> Chuck (x5)<br/> <br/> Out of luck
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Apartment complex under siege<br/> Hot young tenants living in fear<br/> A masked maniac on a killing spree<br/> Beware of his home improvement gear<br/> <br/> (Chorus:)<br/> Drill! He knows the drill<br/> There's oceans of blood to spill<br/> Kill! He needs to kill<br/> <br/> It's shredding time!<br/> <br/> The ski-masked sadist's on his way<br/> The hack 'n slash handyman<br/> Pure evil, here to slay<br/> Crush and maim whenever he can<br/> <br/> (Chorus)<br/> <br/> Some shredding to be done!<br/> <br/> He's a son of a nail-gun<br/> He knows his way around<br/> The second floor apartments<br/> His favorite hunting ground<br/> <br/> (Chorus)<br/> <br/> Some shredding to be done!
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Wedgies wedgies is the shit<br/> We will pull until you split<br/> Briefs, jocks, boxers, all the same<br/> Can't escape our evil game<br/> <br/> Six Six Six Feet Ünderwear (x4)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Anger driven, possessed to kill<br/> To eliminate, his perverted thrill<br/> Hooded sadist with homicidal desires<br/> Hate as fuel, gas on the fire<br/> <br/> Madman, predator, lurking lovers lane<br/> Bringer of punishment, afflicting pain<br/> Killer on the loose with sadistic intent<br/> The pure fear, he can smell their scent<br/> <br/> (Pre-Chorus:)<br/> They must die by his hand<br/> 'Cause he's in command<br/> Triggered by the moon, their lives he'll take<br/> No way to escape<br/> <br/> (Chorus:)<br/> Phantom phantom phantom - Killer attack<br/> Run for your life or you will have to put up a fight<br/> Phantom, prepare for the phantom - Killer attack<br/> He will not stop 'til you're dead in the dead of the night<br/> <br/> He will teach them to cherish their suffering<br/> Bite, chew, rip, master of butchering<br/> Humiliate, eradicate, no one will be saved<br/> Obliterate, send them to an early grave<br/> <br/> Deeds needs no explanation, insane<br/> Victims beg for mercy, words spoken in vain<br/> A never ending appetite for destruction<br/> Mutilation, termination<br/> <br/> (Pre-Chorus)<br/> <br/> (Chorus)<br/> <br/> (Murder-Part)<br/> <br/> (Pre-Chorus)<br/> <br/> (Chorus)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
We're all gathered in this room,<br/> Six sinners one deciever<br/> Good ol' pal Pazuzu brought<br/> Some hot winds and some fever<br/> Father Merrin's in the kitchen fixing up a drink<br/> Father Karras had too many, puking in the sink<br/> <br/> (Chorus:)<br/> All you faithless slime<br/> This, this is the night<br/> Now, now is the time<br/> Time to desecrate<br/> <br/> Lookout! Here comes Regan<br/> Riding on her flying bed<br/> She looks right at you<br/> And she starts to spin her fuckin' head<br/> Hot and horny wants to get<br/> It on with him tonight<br/> There's no way the son of God<br/> Can win this fuckin' fight<br/> <br/> (Chorus)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Again we've arrived with a mission to fulfill<br/> To kill the stage and rape your ears<br/> A merciless death, a strike of the beast<br/> The most awsome shit you've heard in years<br/> <br/> The metal is raw, the volume is loud<br/> We shred and then we kill the crowd<br/> Because we're F.K.Ü. and it's futile to resist<br/> Our horror metal mosh with a twist<br/> <br/> (Pre-Chorus)<br/> Get in the pit, you have to commit<br/> If you're not moving, your head we'll split<br/> <br/> Alone in the dark you'll die by the sword<br/> Cause we are the unstoppable force<br/> We kill on command, we march into fire<br/> And hit the road with Ghoul and Engorged<br/> <br/> (Chorus)<br/> The horror metal moshing machine<br/> Has arrived to to crush you all<br/> The horror makes you shiver in fear<br/> And fall dead to the floor<br/> The horror metal moshing machine<br/> Will eliminate your life<br/> The horror and the metal combined<br/> Will slit your throat and kill you till you motherfucking die
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Another return from the masters of fright<br/> Time has come to enter the mosher's delight<br/> The nightmare dominion that posers fear to tread<br/> Doesn't matter if you're alive or already dead<br/> Come dear moshoholics, obey our evil sound<br/> The aura of true horror and metal all around<br/> Freddy's dream team, Larry, Pete, Ted and Pat<br/> The unholy four are gathered for attack<br/> <br/> (Pre-Chorus:)<br/> Adrenaline pumping through your veins<br/> As your body prepares for the pain<br/> The Horror Metal Crü will grind you down<br/> <br/> (Chorus:)<br/> Warning! Mosh zone ahead<br/> One mistake, you're dead<br/> Running to avoid our third attack<br/> Too late, there is no turning back<br/> <br/> A deadly invitation to the ride of your life<br/> You have to walk the line, the four edged knife<br/> Your thrashing skills are judged and taken to the test<br/> Time to join the pit and find out who's the best<br/> Intensity builds, maximum terror soon obtained<br/> Masters of our trade, horror metal sustained<br/> Never quit, never gonna change our evil ways<br/> 'Cause we will thrash you 'til the end of days<br/> <br/> (Pre-Chorus)<br/> <br/> (Chorus)<br/> <br/> (Blistering Lead)<br/> <br/> We'll take you on a trip you'll never forget<br/> No stop signs, heading for the pit<br/> Grab a ticket to our show of mayhem, blood and pain<br/> It's the pedal to the Horror Metal Moshing Mad again<br/> <br/> (Pre-Chorus)<br/> <br/> (Chorus)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026