Where Moshers Dwell
Dear Moshoholics! Friends of all things horror and metal! Welcome to your nightmare. Welcome to... where moshers dwell.
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Welcome to your nightmare Where life will end in pain First you meet your maker Then you go insane A dark mansion of metal Will be your last domain In this house of F.K.Ü. Four evil forces reign (Pre-Chorus:) Slashing Thrashing Moshing ...'Til death (Chorus:) This is where mosh pits grow Where you thrash and die real slow You are just south of hell Welcome to where moshers dwell Call him daddy Freddy To him you must obey Best to treat him nicely Or you will be his prey You must know Jason Voorhees We gave the boy a home Still the man behind the mask In here he will roam (Pre-Chorus) (Chorus) In our boiler room supreme No one else can hear you scream It's not heaven it's not hell This is it, where moshers dwell Watch for Michael Myers He likes to play with knifes Not a fan of trick or treat But of ending lives We hope that you will like it Your nightmare has come true Pinhead, Spinell, Leatherface They're all part of our Crü (Pre-Chorus) (Chorus)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Synchronize your thrashing With our moshoholic sound Endless slashing and bashing When F.K.Ü. comes to town Engaging on full power Heading for overload Said you had enough but you lied Bang your head, ready to explode (Pre-Chorus) Our moshoholic breed will exceed your need! (Chorus) We seek, we aim and then we fire You'll get what you deserve Your need to thrash is dire We seek, we aim and then we fire You'll get what you deserve Your need to thrash is dire It's a twitch of the thrash nerve Reckless devastation The answer to your desire Thrashing with pure aggression Never slow down, never tire Moshing like a maniac There's nothing that can stop you Causing a massive heart attack But dead thrashers mosh too (Pre-Chorus) (Chorus) There is nowhere to hide It's a spreading nationwide A new world order Extreme moshover A new era is born Fist bang and devil horn They're just poor substitutes For the four finger salute So put them in the air And swear allegiance to the ünderwear Congregate, moshers stand strong And sing along (Pre-Chorus) (Chorus)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Beware of his six-string attack He's no ordinary Joe Six-Pack Faster than you'll ever live to be Riff meister to a deadly degree Humanuclear device, fuming with rage He's Radiation Joe, breaking the cage Hey! Stand back! The right decision There's no way you'll win this competition (Chorus:) Turn out the light and watch him glow in the dark You may as well accept he's faster than the shark Commander of the powersurge Dictator of the metal church Watch him reach critical mass Forcing metal up your ass Unknowingly blessed, his licks unfolds Supercharged, unveil the power he holds Unearthly shredding, so it shall be done He'll take it to the limit going defcon 1 (Chorus) A guitar demon, showing no mercy Finger-tapping frenzy and whammy-bar abuse Stunning your senses, blinding your eyes First comes submission, then you die (Radioactive lead) (Chorus)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Stand in the back, you try to look cool Reality check! You look like a fool You try to hide but we'll seek you out And teach you what thrashing's all about You're not the first, we know your kind We'll penetrate your unwilling mind Become a moshoholic, no use to refuse There's no excuse (Pre-Chorus:) And now it's up to you Beaten bloody, black and blue Nothing left for you to prove Except your ability to move (Chorus:) The pit the poser The poser and the pit Do dare come closer You know you want to, just admit it! The pit the poser The poser and the pit Do dare come closer Even if you get hit, there's no way we'll let you quit! We know you wanna, time to realize You've got it in you, we see it in your eyes Time to make a choice and stop pretending Because this shit is never-ending Once you're addicted there's no way out Four finger salute! You scream and shout When the horror and the metal takes control The evil ünderwear has taken its toll (Pre-Chorus) (Chorus) We know what thrashing's all about You push and shove and we scream and shout! Moshoholics, we must stand as one (Pre-Chorus) (Chorus)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Dead and buried, there's no guarantee In potters bluff there's no real R.I.P. Introducing William Dobbs, mortician Serving the dead in the time of need In this town there are dead men walking There's always a body ready at hand Black magic or a medical breakthrough? Re-animated corpses under his command (Chorus:) Sadistic mentor Morbid inventor The re-animator of life An artist with the knife Dead coroner Murder as art, corpse painter supreme People here never end up in an urn Death's just the beginning of his evil scheme Can't kill his children, they always return Need them disfigured to work his skills People check in and corpses check out He's the mastermind behind the kills A real life puppet master, no doubt (Chorus)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
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Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
There's a deadly gas in the air tonight Oh yeah, the dead are putting up a fight On a rapage through Louisville, Kentucky Go ahead punk, do you feel lucky? These dead are mean, rude and hungry Back from the grave and ready to party This time you cannot kill what's already dead Run for your life babe, hold on to your head (Chorus:) Hate your guts, love your brain To them your brain equals novocain Hate your guts, love your brain Zombifaction, here comes the pain Hate your guts It's not the night or dawn or even the day No way, these fucks are here to stay And if you shoot them right between the eyes That's when you're in for the biggest surprise Rotten to the core but they know what they need Zombie chow or fallout, your end is guaranteed They dig you like the maggots diggin' the grave The grey and white matter is what they crave (Chorus) Tar-Man and his smelly friends They have a hunger and they have the speed Brainless that is how it ends 'Cause on your warm brain they will feed Send more paramedics please Your end will come fast if you are lucky And send more cops 'cause there's something Rotting running around in the state of Kentucky (Chorus)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Nathan Grantham died, screaming for his cake Dirty bitch, what he called her, a deadly mistake Hatred, what she felt, she wanted to see him dead Weaponed with a marble ashtray she bashed his head (Pre-Chorus:) Guilt! Feeling remorse would be a lie Obsolete! That old evil bastard had to die (Chorus:) I want my cake Been rotting here for all these years He's had enough now he's pissed and awake Give me my cake You can't escape, this geezer will kill you But first he will catch you and force you to bake Gathered, to celebrate, his death that made them rich Vultures, living of his money, ain't death a bitch? (Pre-Chorus) (Chorus) Bedelia (Bake-a-break:) Back from the grave, to get my cake Sweet taste of revenge It's fathers day, I'll make you bake Today I will avenge Back from the grave, a big mistake To kill your own father It's fathers day, your life I'll take Sylvia's head for a starter Enter her fathers grave, she will face her fate It's fathers day, but today aunt Bedilia will be late (Pre-Chorus) (Chorus) They're gonna try but they cannot escape He will get his cake, a head on a plate
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
A violent summer storm gave them birth One million volts into the earth Emerging from the ground they've come for you Nowhere to hide what can you do? The worms They crave the human flesh it's what they eat Carnivorous maggots like their meat You've come to realize this must be The end of all humanity The worms The horror
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Chuck (x5) (Chorus:) Sleepwalker Texas Ranger If you're an unsuspected stranger You're in grave danger Cause he's Chuck out of luck He wakes up all drenched in sweat Lost mission to serve and to protect Blood on his hands, hat on his head He is the law but he's no Judge Dredd Chuck (x5) (Chorus) Can't take it, life off-screen really does suck Narcolepsy, in his character he's stuck Hitting the streets night after night Kicking and jumping and fighting the fight Chuck (x5) Out of luck
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Apartment complex under siege Hot young tenants living in fear A masked maniac on a killing spree Beware of his home improvement gear (Chorus:) Drill! He knows the drill There's oceans of blood to spill Kill! He needs to kill It's shredding time! The ski-masked sadist's on his way The hack 'n slash handyman Pure evil, here to slay Crush and maim whenever he can (Chorus) Some shredding to be done! He's a son of a nail-gun He knows his way around The second floor apartments His favorite hunting ground (Chorus) Some shredding to be done!
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Wedgies wedgies is the shit We will pull until you split Briefs, jocks, boxers, all the same Can't escape our evil game Six Six Six Feet Ünderwear (x4)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Anger driven, possessed to kill To eliminate, his perverted thrill Hooded sadist with homicidal desires Hate as fuel, gas on the fire Madman, predator, lurking lovers lane Bringer of punishment, afflicting pain Killer on the loose with sadistic intent The pure fear, he can smell their scent (Pre-Chorus:) They must die by his hand 'Cause he's in command Triggered by the moon, their lives he'll take No way to escape (Chorus:) Phantom phantom phantom - Killer attack Run for your life or you will have to put up a fight Phantom, prepare for the phantom - Killer attack He will not stop 'til you're dead in the dead of the night He will teach them to cherish their suffering Bite, chew, rip, master of butchering Humiliate, eradicate, no one will be saved Obliterate, send them to an early grave Deeds needs no explanation, insane Victims beg for mercy, words spoken in vain A never ending appetite for destruction Mutilation, termination (Pre-Chorus) (Chorus) (Murder-Part) (Pre-Chorus) (Chorus)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
We're all gathered in this room, Six sinners one deciever Good ol' pal Pazuzu brought Some hot winds and some fever Father Merrin's in the kitchen fixing up a drink Father Karras had too many, puking in the sink (Chorus:) All you faithless slime This, this is the night Now, now is the time Time to desecrate Lookout! Here comes Regan Riding on her flying bed She looks right at you And she starts to spin her fuckin' head Hot and horny wants to get It on with him tonight There's no way the son of God Can win this fuckin' fight (Chorus)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Again we've arrived with a mission to fulfill To kill the stage and rape your ears A merciless death, a strike of the beast The most awsome shit you've heard in years The metal is raw, the volume is loud We shred and then we kill the crowd Because we're F.K.Ü. and it's futile to resist Our horror metal mosh with a twist (Pre-Chorus) Get in the pit, you have to commit If you're not moving, your head we'll split Alone in the dark you'll die by the sword Cause we are the unstoppable force We kill on command, we march into fire And hit the road with Ghoul and Engorged (Chorus) The horror metal moshing machine Has arrived to to crush you all The horror makes you shiver in fear And fall dead to the floor The horror metal moshing machine Will eliminate your life The horror and the metal combined Will slit your throat and kill you till you motherfucking die
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Another return from the masters of fright Time has come to enter the mosher's delight The nightmare dominion that posers fear to tread Doesn't matter if you're alive or already dead Come dear moshoholics, obey our evil sound The aura of true horror and metal all around Freddy's dream team, Larry, Pete, Ted and Pat The unholy four are gathered for attack (Pre-Chorus:) Adrenaline pumping through your veins As your body prepares for the pain The Horror Metal Crü will grind you down (Chorus:) Warning! Mosh zone ahead One mistake, you're dead Running to avoid our third attack Too late, there is no turning back A deadly invitation to the ride of your life You have to walk the line, the four edged knife Your thrashing skills are judged and taken to the test Time to join the pit and find out who's the best Intensity builds, maximum terror soon obtained Masters of our trade, horror metal sustained Never quit, never gonna change our evil ways 'Cause we will thrash you 'til the end of days (Pre-Chorus) (Chorus) (Blistering Lead) We'll take you on a trip you'll never forget No stop signs, heading for the pit Grab a ticket to our show of mayhem, blood and pain It's the pedal to the Horror Metal Moshing Mad again (Pre-Chorus) (Chorus)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026